I'm sure you know this one...


John Howard walked in....

wearing his red bow tie...

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It's a chain. Every one adds a line to the story. Lets try again.



He looked to the left..

and casually observed all the"Hello Dickhead" signs

as he pulled on his left ear to signal Brian Burke to slip out the back.....

but Burkie couldn't fit thru the door

Ring the AWB straight away he barked

I've been feeding you too much Burkie said little Johny as ...

Phillip Ruddock was washing the last vestige of his 'I give a sh-it about david hicks mask' off his dial...

Phil then said HEY, when he gets back lets put him in port hedland concentration camp um detention centre,

"We'll have none of that" Said little Johny "Elections are coming"

"yeah well so is fuking christmas" said Ruddick "and i hope i get a present on both of them dates johnny"

Nah we'll be out of power shortly that is unless everybody finds out Rudds secret shame.

But in the mean time lets allow 2000 more islamic refugees into australia, our welfare system seems to have surplus money. And some more Blacks and asians to suppliment our workforce., these white australians ask for too much money for my liking.

he was cut short when his buddy bob brown fell out of the tree he was hugging as little johnny walked past.

''ah mr brown there you are. how shall i bend over for your lobby this week''?

and upon asking the question was met with ----------------

A buzz from his secretary- ''Mr prime minister President bush is on the line''
Stroking his thick eyebrows Howard says ''i'll pick it up in my office''

Picking up he says '' Ah hello master how many more troops do you need''

Bush- ''all you can send. we are pulling out and want you to take over Iraq''

Howard- ''ok, im sure nobody here will mind'' (Thinks about rudd- that'll bugger him'')

Mr PM your limo is here. ok lets go.
Iemma is waiting with his hubby rosendaal, the KIKE.

wrote on Jul 9^th, 2007 at 12:22am:

Mr PM your limo is here. ok lets go. Iemma is waiting with his hubby rosendaal, the KIKE.

The "kike" was a man of some stature, self assured exuding confidence that ..






(Aussie you have a talent for writing..and what is a kike?)

Howard though he'd be great material for Israel, go on im sending you home Jew.

Kike= offensive word for Jew

Rosendaal- but mr howard, im needed here to complete the work of the zionists to subdue the goyim.

Howard- you must go NOW because Ausnat will be here shortly, and you know what that means.

Rosendall- oh no not him! im outta here.

and with that he reached into his stonewashed denim 'manbag'...he fumbled around the bottom searching for the familiar cold steel of his colt45..he clasped the the butt but  a sound exploded into the chaos it...

:D

Was Ausnats guards, hauling away some Leftie anti-war protestors. Teach em a lesson i said.
Oi johnny how ya goin mate, have ya rounded up the muslims for the camps?

wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2007 at 11:45pm:

Was Ausnats guards, hauling away some Leftie anti-war protestors. Teach em a lesson i said. Oi johnny how ya goin mate, have ya rounded up the muslims for the camps?

and all old Johnny could say  "judge me on the 10 yr low in unemployment and the strength of the economy."

Muslims..err who do ya trust?

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and all old Johnny could say  "judge me on the 10 yr low in unemployment and the strength of the economy."

I could and i have you old prick, anyone could run a good economy, but answer me this.... If you say we're at a low in unemployment, why are the centrelink lines still full? whats more, why has there been an increase in the number of whites in the line?

wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2007 at 10:44am:

Quote: and all old Johnny could say  "judge me on the 10 yr low in unemployment and the strength of the economy." I could and i have you old prick, anyone could run a good economy, but answer me this.... If you say we're at a low in unemployment, why are the centrelink lines still full? whats more, why has there been an increase in the number of whites in the line?

couldnt resist could you? .. ;)

well he said..

" err look--- just judge this government on the 10yr low in unemployment and our record on the strength of the economy"

he IS very repetitive..


and added..I say who comes to this country and when and if you dont like the colour of the lines at cenetrelink..its Keatings fault.

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and added..I say who comes to this country and when and if you dont like the colour of the lines at cenetrelink..its Keatings fault.

Oi dont put sole blame on Keating, what about Hawke, Whitlam and indeed your old mate Frazer.
You are the worst of them all.

Oi dont put sole blame on Keating, what about Hawke, Whitlam and indeed your old mate Frazer.
You are the worst of them all

that is part of the game?

well Howard says..

Im just a little dessicated coconut araldited to the seat and keatings just jealous..err err..I think Costello needs a good seeing to as well..the bloo dy traitor.Stupid book.

Hawke Keating and Fraser? they are all coming to my 70th-- its gonna be just great we having strippers and....

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Hawke Keating and Fraser? they are all coming to my 70th-- its gonna be just great we having strippers and....

Oh please dont tell me anymore! Well enjoy it, it'll be your last. :o

"Jeanette will entertain us with a belly dance and Costello and Turnbull will be rolling around naked in Jello as they wrestle to be top dog," he continued.

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well Costello and Turnbull were getting all down and dangly bits and Jeanette got jealous because they were stealing all the attention..so she whipped off her G string and crop top and dived in headfirst as she jumped she said "im on the pill  fellas, no need to worry"..and at that moment Keating and Hawke turned up ...

..In bondage gear and whips....

before you know it...

Keating and Hawke were sliding around in the green slippery jelly and gettin down and dirty.

Jeanette said "Whoa boys I know Im a whole lotta woman but even I have my limits "and then John burst thru the door..panting and enraged at the sight of his wifes left boob in Turnbulls eye..................then.........

Julia Gillard walks in after johnny, Mr PM, you didnt tell me if i should spit or swallow......

YUKKK..heellloo revolting..poor poor Julia

meanwhile back at the ranch...all the jews were having a BBQ--

oceanz wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2007 at 9:32pm:

YUKKK..heellloo revolting..poor poor Julia meanwhile back at the ranch...all the jews were having a BBQ--

And I hope the pms been "cut'.

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meanwhile back at the ranch...all the jews were having a BBQ--

Cooking up Kosher and sacrificing little children to their god.....

When in Burst's AusNats ''special'' cops and take all the Jews on a Loooonnnnnnggggg holiday far far away...........

and when they arrived at the Hilton Hotel in Sydney..they were greeted by..the spokes person for "Around Sydney Tours" who promised them...........

A new life in another country, off to Saudi arabia you go!!!!  The container ship is waiting at circular quay.