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Title: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:12pm

Here is my religion that I invented. I take bits and pieces from different ideas.

We are all part of one big organism, called God, who is like super smart. He has identified perfectly the different parts of the human personality and has taken drugs to split his mind in to the different types of human personality.

What has happened is originally he started with 2 people, Adam and Eve, and thought about the personalities of 2 people together who have no prior knowledge of the world, and he gave them kids and created civilizations and poo all in his mind relating them to actual people he has known in the real world. Now he has 6 billion individuals doing their thing in his mind, because he is that smart and can keep track of it all and has made them all go their own way and predicted it awesomely.

So in the end we are all just a thought in a delusion but because his delusion is so complex in his mind he has assigned and remembered every single sequence of events in the world and because of the drugs he thinks its' real at the moment.

When the drugs start wearing off something will kill the world like an asteroid or a Jesus coming again or a Mohammed or whatever and then we snap back to reality.

When we snap back to reality it is going to take us ages to realise we are just one person having a mad trip out and not bazillions of individuals, so we will need a week off work even though the drug only lasts 6 hours.

That's how smart God is. And God is you and all of us. We are just having the daydream of our lives. When we snap back to reality it is going to take us ages to remember we are just one dude living in a completely different reality and then the real fun starts again!

Peace!

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by oceansblue on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:23pm

Superdoopercooper..

your a legend.. ;)

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:30pm

Thanks man.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:42pm

Also, the bad people in the world identify the bad parts of his personality, so Bob Brown will be a part of his personality he destroys when he comes back down from the trip and George Bush too and Hitler and Ray Martin also.

So then next weekend when we decide to take more drugs, in the new world we won't have those dickheads, and we will keep tripping out till we have the perfect personality/world and then we won't need to trip anymore because our personality will be perfectly adjusted.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by mantra on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 9:46pm

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I object. Bob Brown is not a bad person. He is a very kind and humane person and stands up bravely for human rights and the environment - which is more than the others you mentioned ever bothered to do.

Include the dictators and megalomaniacs in your destruction of bad people - but you are misguided if you believe Bob Brown is evil. He is also spiritual.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 10:27pm

I am the first prophet of my religion and this is how it is.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 12:01am

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 10:27pm:

I am the first prophet of my religion and this is how it is.

Didnt you know? im the messiah. ;D

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 10:58am

No you are not. The messiah will be my first born son's wife's oldest brother in law on her husbands side wife's father. And so it has been predicted.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 11:29am

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 10:58am:

No you are not. The messiah will be my first born son's wife's oldest brother in law on her husbands side wife's father. And so it has been predicted.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 1:22pm

That's cool superdupercooper.
And, you got a very valid point in "I am the first prophet of my religion and this is how it is. "

Any chance of throwing in some eagles too ?
I think they'ld add a completely new dimension to your religion.
Purely given as just a suggestion, of course.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 1:57pm

What the hell do you mean eagles and why does it sound like you are patronising me?

Our official flying creature is the fruit bat because you have to respect an animal that has radar.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:01pm

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 1:57pm:

Our official flying creature is the fruit bat .

Suprise suprise ;D

So what is your new cult called?

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:18pm

The fruit bat - see, there's the sort of original thinking I like.
They live on fruit, something we should all eat more of.
They make guano and have the high tech of radar !!

Is there a flag or symbol ?
Aaahh, this is good stuff

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:32pm

This is no cult we are called TrippyWhippy's and we study TrippyWhippyism.

Our flag is the gum tree in the middle, a green band on top, white in the middle, and gold on the bottom. My theory is it will stop Lebbos getting those ridiculous flag hair cuts.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 5:25pm

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:32pm:

LOL ;D

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by oceansblue on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 7:23pm

There is ONLY ONE GOD..his name is Elvis.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by freediver on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 10:08pm

Cooper if you can put together some nice graphics and a bit more of a spiel I'll put up an article for you.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 11:02pm

I can't do art.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 19^th, 2007 at 12:40am

Excellent stuff Freediver.

Thats a real testament to your .... adventurous/business/freedom of speech slant.
you gave me my own spiritual forum, and 4 or so started also.
Now someone wants to start his own religion, sure, why not.

The freedom of speech is to be commended.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by freediver on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 1:42pm

It would be interesting if you could work public nudity into this somehow. I was discussing it with a friend who thought that freedom of religious expression would outweigh any laws against public nudity. There is already a religious group in India that is into it. I think they don't like to kill the bacteria on the skin.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 2:30pm

Your ideas are stupid and will not appeal to the mainstream.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 2:43pm

freediver - that's GOT to be a fundamental . Can't harm the healthy bacteria on the skin .

The trippywhippys is not mainstream ;)

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by superdupercooper on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 2:47pm

You wouldn't believe how many of us are out there. We are waiting for the day of our return to conscious reality!

Aren't all religions formed on drug induced delusions and hallucinations?

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 3:12pm

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 2:47pm:

Aren't all religions formed on drug induced delusions and hallucinations?

They most certainly are.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by oceansblue on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 6:28pm

wrote on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 3:12pm:

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 2:47pm:

Aren't all religions formed on drug induced delusions and hallucinations?

They most certainly are.

Try getting the GOD man himself, to agree with that.. ;)

He being Elvis of course...

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Aug 21^st, 2007 at 12:29am

oceanz wrote on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 6:28pm:

wrote on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 3:12pm:

superdupercooper wrote on Aug 20^th, 2007 at 2:47pm:

Aren't all religions formed on drug induced delusions and hallucinations?

They most certainly are.

Try getting the GOD man himself, to agree with that.. ;)

He being Elvis of course...

He loved drugs.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by oceansblue on Sep 10^th, 2007 at 4:51pm

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He loved drugs.

prescription drugs not street drugs and NO he didnt love them. He thought he needed them to carry on his gruelling work schedule.

He despised street drugs and drug dealers.

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by Aussie Nationalist on Sep 10^th, 2007 at 4:56pm

oceanz wrote on Sep 10^th, 2007 at 4:51pm:

Quote:

He loved drugs.

prescription drugs not street drugs and NO he didnt love them. He thought he needed them to carry on his gruelling work schedule.

He despised street drugs and drug dealers.

Crikey that took a long time for a reply! ;D

And it looks like Trippy Whippyism died out. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: I invented my own religion
Post by oceansblue on Sep 10^th, 2007 at 5:37pm

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Crikey that took a long time for a reply!

And it looks like Trippy Whippyism died out.

As for trippy ?---dont speak too soon Id say.

Yes I dont keep up with threads as much as i should-getting slack.