need advice about how to meet a doe..

What do you suggest?

boxingkangaroo wrote on Dec 17^th, 2007 at 6:14pm:

need advice about how to meet a doe.. What do you suggest?

I don't have a lot of experience with marsupials.  In fact I have never had a relationship with one so I am not really able to offer any suggestions.

I'd like to throw this particularly difficult question open to the masses.  Can anyone help boxingkangaroo to jump a doe?

You could try being yourself...rather than just trying  ::)

IQSRLW - not a good time of year to try meeting a woman.

Oftern join a local learn-to-dance club or the like. But they are closing up for the break.
try going out for morning/afternoon walks.

Good luck

Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 17^th, 2007 at 8:42pm:

IQSRLW - not a good time of year to try meeting a woman. Oftern join a local learn-to-dance club or the like. But they are closing up for the break. try going out for morning/afternoon walks. Good luck

Good suggestions for kangaroo.  You could also join the CWA BK, there are a lot of women there.

IQSRLOW wrote on Dec 17^th, 2007 at 7:02pm:

You could try being yourself...rather than just trying  ::)

great advice..and you could try a lethal injection to the back of the neck, instead of just living!! ::)

great advice..and you could try a lethal injection to the back of the neck, instead of just living!!

Taking into account all your positive qualities, perhaps you should try here- they sound like just your type
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

IQSRLOW wrote on Dec 19^th, 2007 at 6:19pm:

great advice..and you could try a lethal injection to the back of the neck, instead of just living!! Taking into account all your positive qualities, perhaps you should try here- they sound like just your type http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

Too gutless to post it -your not worthy of my time.

Porn loving c*nt.

IQSRLOW -  Loks like kangaroo is going sweet on you  ;)

Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 10:27am:

IQSRLOW -  Loks like kangaroo is going sweet on you  ;)

Do we have a relationship forming?  It's kind of sweet really hey sprint?

DT - aaahhhhh, is what christmas is all about .

just about makes me weepy, should add it to my thread on christmas

Too gutless to post it -your not worthy of my time.

Porn loving c*nt.

Don't be gutless...post away. Your venom turns me on
I love it when you talk dirty to me  :D

Has kangaroos latest titilation proved too much, and IQSRLOW is all tired out now.    :)

How noice

boxingkangaroo wrote on Dec 17^th, 2007 at 6:14pm:

need advice about how to meet a doe.. What do you suggest?

Perhaps it's time we had that talk about the birds and the bees bk.  I know you are going to be devastated to discover that IQ is actually a human male.

Sorry, back to RSVP for you.

Porn loving c*nt.

I liked this line best as it suits me so well- although I do prefer as*s hole, but I think BK meant it as an insult.

BK obviously looks at B grade porn and thrashes himself silly before falling in a guilt spiral hence the use of viewing of pornography as a perceived insult.

IQSRLOW :-  Now now, follow your instincts mate.

If you like it most (and who wouldn't !) obviously BK meant it as a compliment. ;)
It's obvious, really.

hahahahhaha, oh, love these chatrooms.

Well, I'm  flattered but sorry BK...I don't swing that way.

Not having much luck on the gay pickup sites I assume? Don't fret, your prince will come...

Human male..?

thats what it would have you believe.

I can only hope for a miracle on Xmas night.......

do the world a favour!

http://www.knifetests.com/image/X-Ray%20of%20knife%20in%20Human%20Skull.jpg

Thats it BK....show the ladies (and gents in your case) your violent streak- It's a sure fire way to get them flocking in. Perhaps an S&M pickup site is more to your tastes?


Human male..?


Ahhh- so it's males of the four legged persuasion that you seek- you know thats illegal in Australia?

IQSRLOW wrote on Dec 24^th, 2007 at 10:28am:

Thats it BK....show the ladies (and gents in your case) your violent streak- It's a sure fire way to get them flocking in. Perhaps an S&M pickup site is more to your tastes? Human male..? Ahhh- so it's males of the four legged persuasion that you seek- you know thats illegal in Australia?

whatever-

hows Mrs Palmer?

She is excellent...her 5 daughters are even better.

So how long have you been a Lesbian Oceans?

IQSRLOW wrote on Jan 8^th, 2008 at 5:46pm:

So how long have you been a Lesbian Oceans?

Im not surprised you are confused  meth breath.

Your serious lack  brain power and obvious vitriol indicate something rather ugly happening in your life lol

Everyone knows it is you Oceans/ Auz_gurl etc


You are the forum joke

OQSRLOW - a bad joke though.

It'ld be nice if freediver deleted that awful piccie.

WTF?, IQ is the biggest joke on every forum its ever inhabited. Leave Oceans out of it.

I removed the pic because Sprint asked nicley.

Looks like BK deleted it for me. Thanks, that was horrible. Unless it is a very clear case, I will try to let the board hosts decide what to delete in this section, so ask them first.

I say chaps and chapesses, decorum please.  I'm a sensitive new age guy.

boxing - thanks for taking that away

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 10^th, 2008 at 9:22pm:

boxing - thanks for taking that away

why are you trolling Oceans in Cracker Sprint?

Why are you logged in under so many different names Oceans?  ::)

IQSRLOW wrote on Jan 11^th, 2008 at 2:39pm:

Why are you logged in under so many different names Oceans?  ::)

pi55 off sprint.

Now now Oceans, just because you log in under soooooo many different names doesn't mean everyone else does...no be gone with you. I grow tired of showing you up and demonstrating to all and sundry what a loser you are

I think you have found your relationship kanga.  It may not be ideal but at least your feelings for each other are similar.

IQSRLOW wrote on Jan 11^th, 2008 at 2:48pm:

Now now Oceans, just because you log in under soooooo many different names doesn't mean everyone else does...no be gone with you. I grow tired of showing you up and demonstrating to all and sundry what a loser you are

even your lady friend thinks your a huuuggggeee dissapointment

http://www.axxense.com/other/Pics/laguna%202003%20me%20and%20blow%20up%20doll.jpg

Her performance was completely lacking...it left me deflated

IQSRLOW wrote on Jan 11^th, 2008 at 3:20pm:

Her performance was completely lacking...it left me deflated

have to admit -she is hot. But who is it.?

Dunno...some filthy trollop full of wind and nothing between the ears

[Prediciton] Oceans will come in here now that BK has logged off pretending she isn't BK [/prediction]

I now pronounce you man and wife.  You may now kiss her bush.

Why doesn't the Mod of Relationships here,
start up any topics regarding the Theme of the Board?

All the Mod does here is Wordle
While being critical of other Mods, Gmods and even an EL of the real PA forum, in how they operate.

Is the current Mod unqualified for running the Relationships Board?
The original Mod was good and stuck to the program.

Jasin wrote on Dec 15^th, 2024 at 9:45am:

Why doesn't the Mod of Relationships here, start up any topics regarding the Theme of the Board? All the Mod does here is Wordle While being critical of other Mods, Gmods and even an EL of the real PA forum, in how they operate. Is the current Mod unqualified for running the Relationships Board? The original Mod was good and stuck to the program.

That's your job as a valuable contributing member.  You are great at necro stuff as well.

Why thankyou Aussie. If you know history well enough, the future outcomes are easy to pick.

I accept your reluctance to answer up to the post as a confirmation that I am right.