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Title: Odd Jobs
Post by Imperium on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 6:54pm

What the bugger is this? I saw it in the Central Western Daily paper today.

LINGERIE WAITRESSES
Wanted for Hotel. Enquires 0429-332-029

JOBS : POSITIONS VACANT
19/06/2010 Central Western Daily

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by qikvtec on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:08pm

You're kidding right?

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by Annie Anthrax on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:09pm

Are you going to apply?

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by Imperium on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:09pm

No.

To both counts.... :-X

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by froggie on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:10pm

aikmann4 wrote on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 6:54pm:

What the bugger is this? I saw it in the Central Western Daily paper today.

LINGERIE WAITRESSES
Wanted for Hotel. Enquires 0429-332-029

JOBS : POSITIONS VACANT
19/06/2010 Central Western Daily

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Don't know about yours, but the strangest ad I ever saw was for a ....

Horizontal Labourer.
Must be prepared to work overtime.

Wasn't game to apply.
lol

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by Imperium on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:14pm

Probably would have asked you to do something like this.

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by froggie on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:34pm

aikmann4 wrote on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:14pm:

Probably would have asked you to do something like this.

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Think my ARMS are too short. :D

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by Lisa on Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 12:16am

I must say .. I wasn't looking at the short ARMS in that pic lmao :)

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by pansi1951 on Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 12:47pm

uuuurg!!!! grose!

Big gap between the toes, looks like lobster feet.

Title: Re: Odd Jobs
Post by sprintcyclist on Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 12:56pm

Someone told me a caption to go with that artwork.

"Just use that till Eve gets here."