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Title: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:19pm What was this woman on, when she dressed in sexually-frustrated purple (complete with S&M dog collar), broke into 'song' and gyrated for all and sundry in the Senate!? http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/rave-party-in-the-senate/story-e6frea83-1226015228288# Quote:
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:24pm PS As expected, it's gone viral: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n12AKLOJ568 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n12AKLOJ568 |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by chicken_lipsforme on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:25pm
How do you know she's sexually frustrated?
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Ernie on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:28pm chicken_lipsforme wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:25pm:
Because she's in the coalition, where potential male partners have tiny endowments. :P |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by dsmithy70 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm
I saw that last night & pissed myself ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm chicken_lipsforme wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:25pm:
Why don't you tell me what you think after you've watched the video... Hint: it's not just the purple clothing and S&M dog collar! Then, if you're not convinced, try to imagine Julia Gillard doing the exact same performance... |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Ernie on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm:
They're not exactly a party of gravitas, are they. Maybe she thinks of something else when someone says "party room". |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by dsmithy70 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:32pm Equitist wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm:
I wish someone would put a tennis ball size gag on her. Did you hear the voice, it would strip paint. |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:33pm Mary Jo Fisher does the Senate! Sounds like a good title for a porno...and she certainly likes to play up for the camera... Seriously, how did she keep the floor for a full 4:53 minutes!? Anyway, I see that her YouTube clip debut has some 324 hits - definitely a cheap porn star in the making... http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=n12AKLOJ568 Quote:
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by buzzanddidj on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:45pm
Virginia Trioli, on ABC Breakfast this morning, noted at the point the hands went on the hips - and the "pelvic thrust" line was coming up - the normally boistrous Senate was silent
Aside from one horrified voice, of "Oh NO !" |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:49pm Now for the ironic albeit risqué script: - Quote:
http://www.aph.gov.au/hansard/senate/dailys/ds020311.pdf |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by dsmithy70 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:54pm
Mary Jo's Been on the Mary J Wahna ;D
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:54pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:54pm:
She's certainly been on something - or vice versa!? I suppose the silly tart will complain if some of the 'oddly-aroused' men out there start stalking her... |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by chicken_lipsforme on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:15pm Equitist wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm:
I see your point. |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by bogarde73 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:18pm
Methinks nemesis with the sensual eyes is jealous.
(Oh god, I wish you hadn't put in the bit where she brings her knees in tight) |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Ernie on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:24pm
It's just a JUMP to the LEFT!
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:28pm LOL...speaking of the oddly-aroused... bogarde73 wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:18pm:
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:31pm PS I'm betting that she wishes that this bit of 'self-indulgence' didn't go viral... :o |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Lisa on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:32pm Please delete wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:28pm:
How do you know about the size of the endowments of other men? Hmm? |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Ernie on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:34pm Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:32pm:
I just think of hicks, and it all becomes obvious. |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:36pm OMG she's not one of those dastardly 'barren' female pollies, is she!? |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Lisa on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:37pm Equitist wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:24pm:
Ohhh that was so painful to watch. >> shakes her head << Something tells me .. she's probably regretting this now lol :) |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by bogarde73 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:41pm
Where do I complain that nemesis has likened me to AbeFrellman, who sounds like an operative for Mossad, even if he shares a kinky outlook.
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Lisa on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:43pm
Speaking of hilarious You Tube clips and politicians ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxNnJYziMY |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by bogarde73 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 1:57pm
Well, yeah it's funny Lisa, but he'll always be Mr President to me.
How did they get Mike Tyson to remember so many lines? |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Lisa on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 2:04pm
Well, yeah it's funny Lisa, but he'll always be Mr President to me.
How did they get Mike Tyson to remember so many lines? - Bogarde Only the good Lord knows the blessed answer to that question lol :) |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by vegitamite on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 2:13pm .... insayayayayane |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by vegitamite on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 2:16pm ...talking about insaneeee Hi bogardes [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif] :-* |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by bogarde73 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 2:29pm
G'day there vegie. How's the beautiful south coast?
I bet you'll be voting Lib this time in NSW eh? |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 2:47pm I'd like to thank the Mod/s for only barring me for a short while - by not creating that purple graphic I had in mind, which would link the wayward Senator with the name of this sub-forum... 8-) |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by bogarde73 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 2:59pm
You've got to watch that self-control nemesis. Self-control is everything . . .and control of everything around you of course.
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Verge on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 3:07pm
If thats what you call a pole dance, you need to get out more, pay a $30 cover charge and have some $20's in your pocket.
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Aussie on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 9:10pm
Keating would have nailed that sort of speech.....all this tosser did was make a complete idiot of herself.
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by qikvtec on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 9:22pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm:
Same. Did you hear the speaker at the end trying to remain composed. There's some decent media mileage in that video! |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by philperth2010 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 9:40pm
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 10:19pm ROFPMSL...in virtual silence - so as to retain posting privileges... :-X |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 4th, 2011 at 11:16pm LOL...she's got 8,555 YouTube hits so far - she'll be a porn start yet... Quote:
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 4th, 2011 at 11:17pm Quote:
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by cods on Mar 5th, 2011 at 6:04am Please delete wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:28pm:
lol ernie and you take your tape with you when you go to your ALP meeting to make sure they are measure up.. do you???..lol is this the most stupid pathetic thread yet maybe we need a comp on this dumbest thread of the month.. I thought it hilarious and took my mind off that scitching voice that shrills through the house every so often when they say a question for the PM>. I turn it down as all teeth go on edge. |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by mavisdavis on Mar 5th, 2011 at 9:29am
Equatist, when I read the "sexually frustrated" part of your title, I thought "Yes, Equatist would be an authority on that subject". ;D
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by mavisdavis on Mar 5th, 2011 at 9:31am Dsmithy70 wrote on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 12:29pm:
When Judas saw it, she poo`d herself! ;D |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by nichy on Mar 5th, 2011 at 4:40pm
Mary Jo Fisher is a refreshing change from the dour and self important Labor front Bench who talk on and on yet say NOTHING.
From what I've heard most of the Senate thoroughly enjoyed her take on the government's " in, out, roundabout" taxes, and her Time Warp version of the direction the Labor/Green alliance is taking this country. Very, very clever Mary Jo. There ought to be more of it. |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by adelcrow on Mar 5th, 2011 at 4:58pm
Mary Jo Fisher would have been a member of the Democrats if they were still around.
Its the sort of embarassing thing they would do. |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by adelcrow on Mar 5th, 2011 at 5:02pm
For the love of god nichy..dont encourage her.
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Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by mavisdavis on Mar 5th, 2011 at 7:31pm adelcrow wrote on Mar 5th, 2011 at 4:58pm:
;D ;D |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by nichy on Mar 5th, 2011 at 7:40pm adelcrow wrote on Mar 5th, 2011 at 5:02pm:
That comment was tongue in cheek adelcrow I hope . Seriously, I thought it was very clever and a refreshing change from the predictable yelling matches we usually see across the house. I wouldn't want them all to be doing it, or Mary Jo to do it again for a long, long time. Yes politics is a serious business, but it seems to be OK when the left jokes at others' expense, so why not in this case ? All this righteous indignation from the left !!!! Come on - where is your sense of humour ??????? |
Title: Re: Sexually-frustrated Lib Senator does 'poll' dance Post by Equitist on Mar 6th, 2011 at 4:09pm I told ya: Mary Jo Does the Senate is gonna be a real hit... She's now got 5 separate YouTube videos running... The first one has a whopping 13,136 hits... A couple of the others have sizeable hits too: 4,429 3,240 768 337 |
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