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General Discussion >> Chat >> Two women in a bus-- http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1327174953 Message started by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 5:42am |
Title: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 5:42am The elderly Aussie said to the woman in the next seat, "You must be hot in all them clothes, love. . ." The burqa-clad women replied, "You be wearing them in ten year's time." So, it's not their complexions, nor their beliefs - the put-off is their attitude. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by pansi1951 on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:25am
Old women on buses are so freaking nosey. They should take their seat and mind their own business.
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Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:28am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:25am:
Well, hello, Muslim - welcome to our Welfare! |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by mozzaok on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:44am
This Topic was moved here from Politicians Suck by mozzaok.
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Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Dnarever on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:13am olde.sault wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 5:42am:
Very nice of the lady in the Burka to wish the elderly lady a decade of longevity and the opportunity to vary her dress style. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:44am Dnarever wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:13am:
Well, that's a novel way of looking at the situation but I suppose, anyone sweating in a burqa on a summer's day has an excuse for snapping a reply. Makes me remember another incident that was related to me by an in-law. It was on some park during an argument over a picnic spot. This time it was a Vietnamese woman who said, "You wait, we will soon take over from your Aussies." As I wasn't present, I can't swear that this had happened. By the way, literate people allude to characters as "woman" or "man" unless these have somehow earned the title of "lady" or "gentleman". Very low-class and irritating! |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by blackadder on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:58am
unless these have somehow earned the title of "lady"
Pansi has spent the best part of 60 years aspiring to be called "lady". Some how "bytch" seems to more appropriate. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by pansi1951 on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:21am
<<The burqa-clad women replied, "You be wearing them in ten year's time.">>
................................................................ It's woman unless she was a conjoined twin. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by FRED. on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:36am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:25am:
Do you travel on the bus often OLD GIRL ;D ;D ;D ;D Is it the MINI BUS from the GOVT RUN OLD FOLKS HOME ;) ;) |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:59am blackadder wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:58am:
Yes, I've heard criminals desribed as "gentlemen"! Makes one cringe! Don't our teachers correct pupils these days? When I attended a bush school in the '30, even youngsters spoke better English than our Prime Minister. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by pansi1951 on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 9:04am
We have conjoined triplets here....blackadder (derelict), old sault (85 years old lol) and FRED (delightfully stupid) let them never be parted.
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Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Gist on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 9:52am
Two women get on a bus. One of them was ass.saulted woman.
:-/ Works better with peanuts, salty. :P |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by blackadder on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 10:03am
Two women get on a bus. One of them was ass.saulted woman
Didn't know you were on the bus to ass asault them Gist. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Gist on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 10:47am blackadder wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 10:03am:
I'd could try to explain it to you but I know I'd do better trying to explain it to the green fungus growing on the piece of old cheese I found in my fridge. I don't understand what the big deal was about discovering penicillin. We seem to discover it regularly in our fridge. :-/ |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 11:27am Gist wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 9:52am:
Is that what you indulge in - peanuts? inspires wit, eh? |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 11:29am Gist wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 10:47am:
Maybe that's what you are eating and not peanuts? |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by falah on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 1:47pm olde.sault wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:44am:
So it is the Gospel truth then? |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Annie Anthrax on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:14pm
So you weren't present for the Vietnamese takeover declaration. Were you there for the veiled threat on the bus?
Or are you just another Islamophobic redneck Today Tonight fan spreading the lies invented by your ignorant cronies? |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by pansi1951 on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:17pm
Silly old woman, it turns out it wasn't a woman in a burka after all.
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Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Annie Anthrax on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:35pm |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Gist on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:43pm olde.sault wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 11:29am:
Nup. Never eat the green mould again after that incident with the turtle. Only the cheese with blue mould for me thanks salty. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Grey on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:45pm
Just Salty believing all the tales he's told in RWanker emails. Nothing to see here.
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Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by olde.sault on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 4:55pm Grey wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:45pm:
If that is your portrait on your posts, it depicts your thinking. Very odd! Just quietly, I'm not a "he" and I don't know what "RWanker" means. See, I was brought up "right" LOL |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by mozzaok on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:20pm Annie Anthrax wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:14pm:
Well I have it on impeccable grounds, (my cousin's, sister's, boyfriend's mate's, uncle's, mechanic heard it from one of his other customers) virtually an eye witness, that at least 10% of anecdotal evidence is based on stories which have a 50/50 chance of having at least some truth to them. I mean, how much more proof do ya need? |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Annie Anthrax on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:42pm
I bet the mechanic's customer got it from a 'trustworthy' email ;)
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Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by Soren on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:20pm
Oh yes. Muslims are just like anyone else. We all punch our girfriends when she is examined by a male doctor. It's nuffin' to do wiv islam.
"Germany: Muslim Kills His Girlfriend's Unborn Baby Because She Saw Male Doctor Thanks to the heavy punches the unborn baby suffered cerebral haemorrhages while still in its mother's womb. It was possible for it to be delivered later through emergency Caesarian section, but it died of its serious injuries two days later in the hospital. As the child was not born at the time of the action, the indictment against the 21-year-old refers only to "abortion" and not to murder. The starting point for the fateful event was a routine gynaecological examination of the pregnant woman. As the female doctor who was usually responsible for her was on holiday, the examination was performed by a male substitute on an exceptional basis. For the then 20-year-old boyfriend of the heavily pregnant woman, a practising Muslim, this was horrific. When the Rheine resident learned of the examination by the doctor, a major row broke out between the couple. In this the perpetrator is said to have struck his seven-month pregnant girlfriend forcefully several times in the abdomen, so that she had to be taken to a hospital, where the foetus died after an emergency birth. " http://web.de/magazine/nachrichten/panorama/14545612-kindstod-prozess-nach-offenbar-religioes-motivierter-gewalttat.html Have a laugh, numpties. It's all exeggaration and Islamophobia, so there's nuffin' to worry about. |
Title: Re: Two women in a bus-- Post by blackadder on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:29pm
Well I have it on impeccable grounds, (my cousin's, sister's, boyfriend's mate's, uncle's, mechanic heard it from one of his other customers) virtually an eye witness, that at least 10% of anecdotal evidence is based on stories which have a 50/50 chance of having at least some truth to them.
I mean, how much more proof do ya need? And you are a mod. God help us. |
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