Post by Uncle Meat on May 1st, 2012 at 1:51pm
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Title: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:38pm
If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian. If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian. If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian. If Wenny Pong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian. If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not. If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian. If "Joe Hockey" is an Australian, then God help them; I'm sure he's a cyborg. If that grovelling faggot, Little Johnnie Howard, is human, then God help the human race. And let's not go anywhere near Anna Bligh, Christine Kinneally, or that Bishop creature. If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian. I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian. My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian. I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian. If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian. If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian. If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am. Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by pansi1951 on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:42pm
The sheeples who feed off that trash? The brainwashed ones who follow? The ones who do what they're told to do without question or investigation?
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Grey on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:43pm 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:38pm:
What are yeah? A bloody foreigner yer poofter bastard? ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by red baron on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:55pm
Hey Grey - Plenty of us!
Don't know when you were appointed guardian of what it is to be Australian. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:57pm
Most of those shows arent even australian. Knockoffs from other countries. Even the talking heads in the morning is a knockoff. Cant watch that crap - they always have to insert american propaganda into it and religion.
No wonder so many aussies think we are americans. SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Avram Horowitz on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:01pm
I am not Australian but I can see good and not as good with the country.
I wish people accept friendly criticism and need to be defending to me each time. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:04pm Avram Horowitz wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:01pm:
Does this guy want his back stroked or his cock sucked? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by pansi1951 on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:27pm 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:04pm:
Probably both. Can you do two things at the same time? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:39pm
> Probably both. Can you do two things at the same time?
Now THERE's a theme for a reality TV show. I own the rights. I'll let you in on the marketing rights if you sign the Non Disclosure Agreement I've emailed you. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by blackadder on Apr 30th, 2012 at 7:41pm
Probably both. Can you do two things at the same time?
There you go pansi. An opening for you to test your old skills. Skippy said it's heaven when you do it with your teeth out. I believe Falah also enjoyed it. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on Apr 30th, 2012 at 8:28pm
> Skippy said it's heaven when you do it with your teeth out.
I believe Falah also enjoyed it. So I guess we're back to the same old Australian topic - f**king. Have you ever noticed how that word recurs continually in Australian speech? When you've lived overseas for a time, you get used to never hearing it. You come back here and its like a foul stench everywhere you go. There's something fundamentally wrong with the Australian psyche, not to mention Australian sexuality. The males are effeminate (e.g. the First Eunuch - or is it the First Hairdresser) and there's nothing the least bit feminine about the females (JuLiar of the "hard decisions"). Horrible creatures, as all ordinary, decent human beings will attest. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Morning Mist on Apr 30th, 2012 at 8:35pm 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 8:28pm:
What do you think they ought to be like? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Mnemonic on Apr 30th, 2012 at 8:37pm 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 8:28pm:
Maybe it's because we hate stereotypes and try not to be like them. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by chimera on Apr 30th, 2012 at 8:51pm
Yanks are obsessed by the big question : "what is an American?" They bring in obscenity to discuss other people.
So 52midnight has been overseas in US. Does he know whether he is yank, Oz or nothing? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Mnemonic on Apr 30th, 2012 at 9:34pm 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:38pm:
I noticed you didn't include Pauline Hanson on this list. :o |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Swagman on May 1st, 2012 at 12:23am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:42pm:
Hmm that's not an Australian that's a socialist.... :D |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Grey on May 1st, 2012 at 1:19am red baron wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:55pm:
You need to brush up on your comprehension skills Red. I don't see where I included you in or out of my joking reference. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by BigOl64 on May 1st, 2012 at 5:55am Glad I'm a Queenslander, never have to acknowledge thatn I'm an Australian in the first place. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by red baron on May 1st, 2012 at 7:21am
If that's humour, buy a joke book, you seriously need one. ;D
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by chimera on May 1st, 2012 at 8:01am
No we need a song book:
Australians all .der dee dah For we dum daatum dah Hum dee ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR Let dah dee deh dah |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 8:10am Mnemonic wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 9:34pm:
Haha she is our very own sarah palin SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by corporate_whitey on May 1st, 2012 at 8:21am 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:38pm:
Thats the Western Aristocracy for you, the most filthy, lousy, lying, degenerate maggots on the face of the planet. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by chimera on May 1st, 2012 at 8:55am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 8:10am:
Haha she is our very own sarah palin SOB[/quote] Hanson was serious: "I love that smell of the emissions!" --Sarah Palin, at a motorcycle rally in Washington, D.C., where she rode in on a Harley. "I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?" --Sarah Palin, on the U.S. and NATO bombing of Libya. "Because of that one episode, that one episode, that would turn an issue into what it has become over the last two years. I think that's ridiculous. That's one of those things, where that issue...that I don't read, or that I'm not informed, it's one of those questions where I like to turn that around and ask the reporters, 'Why would it be that there is that perception that I don't read?'" --Sarah Palin. "But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." --Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas. "I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree." --Sarah Palin, Fox News . |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on May 1st, 2012 at 9:06am
> Haha she is our very own sarah palin
Lovely stuff! I have it on good advice that Palin is the reincarnation of James Joyce. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by red baron on May 1st, 2012 at 9:12am
What do you call 10 Labor politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
A GOOD START! ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Grey on May 1st, 2012 at 11:57am red baron wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 7:21am:
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You practice what you preach. That's good, now live a little, lash out on a new one. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Andrei.Hicks on May 1st, 2012 at 12:01pm
Aussies from my honest opinion are a little more Socialist than I would like.
Higher taxes, more unionised, more welfare driven, higher cost of living.... Just doesn't sit that well with me. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 12:22pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:01pm:
Its not very socialist. It used to be but it isnt now. That word is being overused. SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by The tolerator on May 1st, 2012 at 12:24pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:01pm:
City-dwellers for sure. At least rural australians generally are a bit more 'real'. Hipsters will say it's because they're backward hicks, I say it's because they're more insulated from the brainwashing/propaganda that's led to this country becoming a joke on the world stage. Not that we ever were major players politically, but the tough, intrepid pioneer spirit that was once associated with australians has been replaced by pissweak, androgynous, tofu-munching softcocks. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Uncle Meat on May 1st, 2012 at 12:30pm ... wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:24pm:
Time to move away from Mt Lawley? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Andrei.Hicks on May 1st, 2012 at 12:30pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:22pm:
I am not calling Australia an out and out USSR, by any means. But what I am used to in the UK and USA, it is a lot more socialist in its nature and outlook. The higher cost of living you have compared to what I am used to is because you have a more "socialist" outlook on welfare and wages for minimum wage workers. It's not as socialist as mainland Europe but a fair bit more than my experience living in UK and USA. Obviously UK is more 'socialist' than the USA as well but Australia is more to the "Left" than both. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by The tolerator on May 1st, 2012 at 12:37pm Uncle Meat wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:30pm:
I was actually picturing East Perth, but yes Mt lawley more than fits the bill. Having Edith Cowan |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Grey on May 1st, 2012 at 12:39pm ... wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:24pm:
That's right! People will respect us so much more if we carry on following the brainwashing propaganda that led a generation to Gallipoli. You think? Australia has the strongest economy in the Western World. Everybody larfs at us? Actually everybody is jealous of us, not only because we're lucky, but also because we have a very efficient welfare system. America pays more per head on welfare and yet Americans have none of the benefits of Medicare. You shouldn't be knocking Australia, you should be proud of its achievements. The brain drain is in reverse, Americans want to become Australians. Tofu is an abomination - real people with a respect for food don't eat that shyte. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Uncle Meat on May 1st, 2012 at 12:42pm ... wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:37pm:
And of course, The Queens has cider on tap :-/ |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Grey on May 1st, 2012 at 12:48pm ... wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:37pm:
Real men lived in Vic Park, before moving into the deep South. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Uncle Meat on May 1st, 2012 at 12:57pm Grey wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:48pm:
Many still do ;) |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by LifeMasque on May 1st, 2012 at 1:01pm
Ma Po Tofu is a nice Chinese dish. Mostly tofu and ground pork. Very HOT, and cooked traditionally, can have way too much salt. If I use an actual Ma Po bottled sauce, I dilute the salt by adding a little low salt chicken stock and some hot bean paste. Careful with that hot bean paste, its made of nuclear waste...
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by The tolerator on May 1st, 2012 at 1:04pm Grey wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:39pm:
The fact that you cannot even conceptualise a society that isn't fabricated, socially engineered and throughly brainwashed betrays your totalitarian nature. But I concede you'd know much more about the propaganda that led to gallipoli, having been alive at the time. Quote:
Can't one be proud of where we've come from, yet dissatisfied with where we're heading? |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by red baron on May 1st, 2012 at 1:06pm
A cheap shot on Gallipolli, you really are a sad case Grey.
Those brave men were a thousand times the man you are. I'm trying not to make personal insults, but when you start knocking the vets of Gallipolli you will ALWAYS get a rise from me. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 1:09pm red baron wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 1:06pm:
He mentioned gallipoli. He didnt knock it. SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by chimera on May 1st, 2012 at 1:36pm
The pioneers, drovers and stockmen rode horses. Now they hang on to motorbikes with training wheels and a seat for the dog. Dogs are being feminised.
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Uncle Meat on May 1st, 2012 at 1:51pm chimera wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 1:36pm:
Bitch! |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Andrei.Hicks on May 1st, 2012 at 2:43pm Grey wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:39pm:
Utter bollox. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 2:54pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 2:43pm:
Well you have to say that dont you - being our token yank? :) SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Andrei.Hicks on May 1st, 2012 at 2:55pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 2:54pm:
Nope. I am their guest and free to leave whenever I like. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 3:18pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 2:55pm:
The smiley was meant to show that it was a friendly jab SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Andrei.Hicks on May 1st, 2012 at 3:22pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 3:18pm:
Well I have been here a while now, so sometimes things like sarcasm now need to be pointed out to me. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by mozzaok on May 1st, 2012 at 3:23pm
This Topic was moved here from General Board by mozzaok.
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by mozzaok on May 1st, 2012 at 3:27pm
Grow up you knuckleheads.
How many times do I have to tell people that this is not the public bar of some stinkin' pub where you impress idiot mates with your crudeness and stupidity. Pull your heads in before I get really annoyed and start suspending and deleting. Wanna talk garbage? I will ask FD if we can have a new board for Idiots who want to look at least as stupid as they are, and you can be as rude, crude and disgusting as you wish. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 3:53pm
This is prolly a nono but I have to ask. What did we do wrong? No general chatting in the general chat area?
SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Andrei.Hicks on May 1st, 2012 at 4:00pm
Has someone run over your cat Mozza?
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by mozzaok on May 1st, 2012 at 4:12pm
If I had a cat, I would run over it, I do not think cats should be allowed in Australia.
But the answer is no, I am not in a stroppy mood, I just read the front page where some new knucklehead I don't know was making crude comments, which seemed to amuse and impress some, so rather than delete it, I moved it here, where you can be pretty silly, and nobody would ever notice. I mainly don't want to see stupid sexual innuendo and foul language on the main boards. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on May 1st, 2012 at 4:22pm mozzaok wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 4:12pm:
But you make veiled insults about cats hoping to annoy me. SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by chimera on May 1st, 2012 at 8:27pm
Ah he means 52midnight on page 1. Well he left the building then and the posts have been OK since.
Bad moderating by mozza. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on May 2nd, 2012 at 6:57am
> some new knucklehead I don't know was making crude comments, which seemed to amuse and impress some, so rather than delete it, I moved it here, where you can be pretty silly, and nobody would ever notice.
> I mainly don't want to see stupid sexual innuendo and foul language on the main boards. You probably haven't heard of Geoffrey Chaucer, but he's quite well-known amongst the educated, even though he's been dead rather a long time. Some even regard him as the father of English literature. He's a stalwart in a grand and ancient tradition of ribald humour, and his masterful poetry and prose make my own efforts look paltry by comparison. Ridicule and risque repartee have always featured prominently in lambasting the powerful and corrupt, often to good effect. With education, tradition and humour now under relentless attack by rampant forces of political correctness, I'm not surprized to see my jottings consigned to the basement, base thought they be, but I am somewhat saddened. Sigh! On the bright side, it's the first time I've been called a "knucklehead". It has an attractively pugilistic ring to it, and I find myself mildly flattered. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by chimera on May 2nd, 2012 at 10:39pm
What was the thread about?
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by 52midnight on May 3rd, 2012 at 4:10am
See reply #5 et seq. Must admit I got a good belly-laugh out of blackadder's reply. With your teeth out indeed! Dirty old sod! Reminds me of the ever-hopeful geriatric in "Family Guy".
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Mnemonic on Mar 27th, 2013 at 1:34am Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:01pm:
Well obviously you're less Australian than most of us. Grey wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 12:39pm:
I think we've got our own brain drain compared to other countries. Let's not pick on the U.S. Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1st, 2012 at 2:55pm:
Just be careful of their guns and Bible thumpers. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by Spot of Borg on Mar 27th, 2013 at 3:56am 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:38pm:
Go back where you came from! SOB |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by progressiveslol on Mar 28th, 2013 at 12:01am 52midnight wrote on Apr 30th, 2012 at 6:38pm:
With all that whining, I would say you are a POM. You rloss I suppose. Being an Australian is an honor that just has to be experienced. Just to confirm, I know, It is a a bit of an out there request...., but can you tell me where you hide your money. I love POMs, they are funny. |
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Title: Re: I'm not an Australian. Post by progressiveslol on Mar 28th, 2013 at 12:04am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Mar 27th, 2013 at 3:56am:
lol your funny, but nasty. Might be a poor joke, but looks to have some potential. |
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