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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> General Board >> Hello fellow Australians. http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1336462501 Message started by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:35pm

Title: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:35pm

Hello fellow Australians.

My name is John Howard and I am sure you have all heard of me given the type of site we find ourselves on.

I am interested in hearing your thoughts and opinions and look forward to making your acquaintance.

As I find myself less and less busy in my older years I have taken time to touch base with the public again and its seems that online is probably the most efficient way.

If you have any questions please feel free to ask.

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by Spot of Borg on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:36pm

JohnWinstonHoward wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:35pm:

When will you die? Just asking . . . .

SOB

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:43pm

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:36pm:

JohnWinstonHoward wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:35pm:

When will you die? Just asking . . . .

SOB

It is a little known fact that I am actually immortal.

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by The tolerator on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:48pm

hello poppet.

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:49pm

... wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:48pm:

hello poppet.

Hello closet homo

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by pansi1951 on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:50pm

p1ss off ya wanka!!!

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by Sprintcyclist on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:51pm

Hello John my hero :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I feel all weepy and overcome, think I might faint .....

did you realise, Sir Howard, You are the best PM in living memory :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:52pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:50pm:

p1ss off ya wanka!!!

Those children deserved to die

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by The tolerator on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:53pm

JohnWinstonHoward wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

... wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:48pm:

hello poppet.

Hello closet homo

Ahh so it is you.

I wish I could say it's good to have you back but...well...I don't like lying.

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:53pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:51pm:

Hello John my hero :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I feel all weepy and overcome, think I might faint .....

did you realise, Sir Howard, You are the best PM in living memory :) :) :) :)

Kiss ass

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by JohnWinstonHoward on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:54pm

... wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:53pm:

JohnWinstonHoward wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

... wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:48pm:

hello poppet.

Hello closet homo

Ahh so it is you.

I wish I could say it's good to have you back but...well...I don't like lying.

If you don't like lying then come out of the closet

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by pansi1951 on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:59pm

Why did you make up the story about the children overboard? just wondering........

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by chimera on May 8^th, 2012 at 8:12pm

'cos you said we're all mates, John, diggers true blue blokes at 23% tax deductible with debenture options.

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by NBNMyths on May 9^th, 2012 at 9:06am

JohnWinstonHoward wrote on May 8^th, 2012 at 5:35pm:

Have you got those eyebrows sorted yet?

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by lisa.greek on May 9^th, 2012 at 9:08am

Hello John! I was at a lecture recently given by your brother, Dr Bob Howard - fascinating man and well versed in his field. But wow - is there some discord amongst the howard clan! Seems you boys don't really get along too well. By the way, did brother Stan pay back the taxpayer's money you gave him to bail out his workers from a failed business venture?

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by Spot of Borg on May 9^th, 2012 at 11:46am

Something I have always wondered - why did you deregulate our beef industry and blood supplies when we had the cleanest in the world and open them up to contamination?

SOB

Title: Re: Hello fellow Australians.
Post by PoliticalPuppet on May 9^th, 2012 at 11:47am

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 11:46am:

Something I have always wondered - why did you deregulate our beef industry and blood supplies when we had the cleanest in the world and open them up to contamination?

SOB

Because I am a vegetarian