A new version of the bible - gay friendly

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=237

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I hope they remember to put the warning sticker on the front:

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Just remembered so many ppl dont bother to read links here it is quoted


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Gay revision of the Bible to go on sale April 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment Adam and SteveMove over Adam and Eve.  Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.  A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks.  Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.  Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus.  All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas.  In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas.  Satan will also be straight.  The new gay-friendly Bible  has yet to be named. Westboro Baptist Church has promised to picket Pink Cross Publishing and any store selling the new Bible.  In response, members of the gay community have stated that they will purchase the new Bible to support Pink Cross Publishing. A companion workbook for children will also be available for use in Sunday schools.  With input from newly defrocked priests, a Catholic version of the gay-friendly Bible will be published by year end.

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What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

2010

Seems it didn't cause that much of a stir

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Piss of the minority, Right Wing christians ... not the majority, Left Wing Christians.

____ wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:31pm:

... wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Piss of the minority, Right Wing christians ... not the majority, Left Wing Christians.

A pointless distinction.

But could someone honestly call themselves a christian if they were happy for their holy book to be changed?  It's supposed to be the word of god, not the word of marxist wankers.

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Humour. Ever heard of it?

SOB

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm:

____ wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:31pm: ... wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Piss of the minority, Right Wing christians ... not the majority, Left Wing Christians. A pointless distinction. But could someone honestly call themselves a christian if they were happy for their holy book to be changed?  It's supposed to be the word of god, not the word of marxist wankers.

I'll thank you not to blaspheme, Honkey.

There ain't no such animal, worthy of the name [.....Bible].

'Gay Freindly Bible', is just another example of the perversion and corruption indulged in by man, in our present age.






2 Timothy 3:1
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2  For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3  Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4  Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5  Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6  For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7  Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
8  Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
9  But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm:

... wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Humour. Ever heard of it? SOB

Poor humour, at the expense of christians deeply and dearly held beliefs.  ie poking christians with a stick and laughing when they react.

Lame.

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:58pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:35pm: ... wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Humour. Ever heard of it? SOB Poor humour, at the expense of christians deeply and dearly held beliefs.  ie poking christians with a stick and laughing when they react. Lame.

Haha. But its okay to poke muslims? If you read the article theres a gay koran as well. Theres also a klingon bible out there somewhere. Its funny. Spoofs of fairy tales.

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All the brave, freedom loving transgressives are no doubt also working on the gay Koran, the story of Mohammed and his 10 husbands and their 1001 nights of steaming hot man-love, no?

Er... no.  The brave transgressives are too scared of spoofing Muslims. They believe in practicing only safe transgression.

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 4:23pm:

... wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:58pm: Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:35pm: ... wrote on May 16th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point?  (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Humour. Ever heard of it? SOB Poor humour, at the expense of christians deeply and dearly held beliefs.  ie poking christians with a stick and laughing when they react. Lame. Haha. But its okay to poke muslims? If you read the article theres a gay koran as well. Theres also a klingon bible out there somewhere. Its funny. Spoofs of fairy tales. SOB

I read it, and no I don't think a gay koran is funny either. 
It would be good to see how the authors of these  would react if their deeply held beliefs were mocked for fun and profit, but unfortunately, the spoof versions would probably be much more sensible than their actual beliefs. 

Soren wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 4:26pm:

All the brave, freedom loving transgressives are no doubt also working on the gay Koran, the story of Mohammed and his 10 husbands and their 1001 nights of steaming hot man-love, no? Er... no.  The brave transgressives are too scared of spoofing Muslims. They believe in practicing only safe transgression.

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Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.

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Reworking a few fictional books shouldn't case to much of a fuss.

adelcrow wrote on May 17^th, 2012 at 6:54pm:

Reworking a few fictional books shouldn't case to much of a fuss.

Hahaha. True.

Thing is apparently those holy books werent actually written its just a joke. The klingon bible on the other hand I think actually was done.

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Like David and Jonathon or the centurion and his servant.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/David_and_Jonathan.jpg/200px-David_and_Jonathan.jpg

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When David had finished speaking to Saul, the soul of Jonathan was bound to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. Saul took him that day and would not let him return to his father’s house. Then Jonathan made a covenant with David, because he loved him as his own soul. Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that he was wearing, and gave it to David, and his armor, and even his sword and his bow and his belt

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David rose from beside the stone heap and prostrated himself with his face to the ground. He bowed three times and they kissed each other and wept with each other; David wept the more.

I heard on an excellent Radio Show ( The Spirit of Things) that people in those days did not actually regard themselves as homosexual. They tended to focus on the act rather than the condition. 

Yeah thats a point. Nowadays if you do it once you are a homosexual I guess.

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How soon do you think we can expect the publication of a sinner-friendly Bible?

And how soon do you think the Bible will be published in which Christian virtues will be declared sins?

I am ok with a gay friendly Bible.
Adam and Steve seems a bit of a rewrite to be viable.

A gay guy I used to know said 'he was just born that way'. That sounded true to me.
There have always been gays around.



'Do not judge others'.

RussiAnVetEraN wrote on Aug 14^th, 2024 at 8:11pm:

How soon do you think we can expect the publication of a sinner-friendly Bible? And how soon do you think the Bible will be published in which Christian virtues will be declared sins?

Jesus is Sinner-friendly.
Look who he used to hang around with back in the day?

A whore and his mommy?

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:18am:

A whore and his mommy?

Blasphemy.

Why?

It is as the fairytale describes it.

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:59am:

Why? It is as the fairytale describes it.

There is one faith and all else is sin.

Some souls have turned so far from God that
pain is the only way to call them back.

That is you trying to avoid admitting that I was right.

Pain is the satisfaction of sadists and inadequates.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 15^th, 2024 at 10:34pm:

I am ok with a gay friendly Bible. Adam and Steve seems a bit of a rewrite to be viable. A gay guy I used to know said 'he was just born that way'. That sounded true to me. There have always been gays around. 'Do not judge others'.

If the Bible is considered as Holy Scripture, then nothing can be changed there.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 15^th, 2024 at 10:36pm:

RussiAnVetEraN wrote on Aug 14th, 2024 at 8:11pm: How soon do you think we can expect the publication of a sinner-friendly Bible? And how soon do you think the Bible will be published in which Christian virtues will be declared sins? Jesus is Sinner-friendly. Look who he used to hang around with back in the day?

Jesus communicated with sinners only so that they would stop being sinners.

That is why in the Gospel sinners are compared to sick people.

The purpose of a meeting between a doctor and a sick person is for the patient to stop being sick.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 15^th, 2024 at 10:34pm:

I am ok with a gay friendly Bible. Adam and Steve seems a bit of a rewrite to be viable. A gay guy I used to know said 'he was just born that way'. That sounded true to me. There have always been gays around. 'Do not judge others'.

KJV
Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


New social conventions are more worthy, than the instruction in God's word ?

I don't think so sprint.





But then, many people today, believe that what the bible teaches, is all a fiction.

What say you sprint ?

Is it permissible, to God, that men should be able to choose,
to live by their own moral laws ?



Ecclesiastes 12:13
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
14  For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.

The bible was written by man, not gawd. As such, there is no divine authority behind it.

At all times since Homo Sapiens arose there have been gay men and women. So homosexuality is natural and so cannot be evil.

Fuck Levitticus and other haters, including Yadda.

Yadda reads the bible but has no christian charity or even common sense.

Yadda wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 4:45pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 15th, 2024 at 10:34pm: I am ok with a gay friendly Bible. Adam and Steve seems a bit of a rewrite to be viable. A gay guy I used to know said 'he was just born that way'. That sounded true to me. There have always been gays around. 'Do not judge others'. KJV Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. New social conventions are more worthy, than the instruction in God's word ? I don't think so sprint. But then, many people today, believe that what the bible teaches, is all a fiction. What say you sprint ? Is it permissible, to God, that men should be able to choose, to live by their own moral laws ? Ecclesiastes 12:13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. 14  For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.

Romans 1    KJV


26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
    for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman,
     burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly,
     and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Blah blah blah.

Some people are homosexual and this has happened as long as mankind has existed.

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 7:05pm:

Blah blah blah. Some people are homosexual and this has happened as long as mankind has existed.

Don't shoot the messenger - Punk.

You are no messenger. You are USING religion to pretend to yourself that you are not gay and to try to feel superior to other members here.

There are HEAVY penalties in hell for what you are doing!

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 8:28pm:

You are no messenger. You are USING religion to pretend to yourself that you are not gay and to try to feel superior to other members here. There are HEAVY penalties in hell for what you are doing!

You are in league with Satan - the prince of darkness.



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No! That is YOU, misusing religion for personal ends.

You clearly are no christian.

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 9:09pm:

No! That is YOU, misusing religion for personal ends. You clearly are no christian.

Monk,
oh yeah of little faith repent for the end is nigh.

Again, that refers to you, non christian abuser of religion.

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 7:05pm:

Blah blah blah. Some people are homosexual and this has happened as long as mankind has existed.

Yes, even some animals I have been told.

How come male homosexuals are viewed differently to female homosexuals?

I imagine most blokes have had moments of homosexual desire and act to bury that desire.

Yes, homosexuality has been observed in birds and other animals. The sexual inclination to same sex has been with us forever—Levitticus and much later haters like St Paul  raged against it so we know it has existed since very early times in civilisations.

GFY.

Gay Friendly Yobbos.

"... suffer the little masochists" .......

"Scourge me, Pilate.. scourge me, PLEASE!!!!"

"NO!!"

"Oh...OOOOOH - you SADIST.."

"Put him up on a cross!"

"Oh... thank you... THANK YOU...."

Hang on - that's not gay - that's sad-mas.