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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> Federal Politics >> Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1337837320 Message started by BlOoDy RiPpEr on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:28pm

Title: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by BlOoDy RiPpEr on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:28pm

I think its only fair.

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by Uncle Meat on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:31pm

A discount, if one's Union Membership card is produced, at the very least.

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by The tolerator on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:34pm

I'd join if they did. Maybe put it in the suggestion box for their next recruitment drive.

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by muso on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:55pm

Uncle Meat wrote on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:31pm:

A discount, if one's Union Membership card is produced, at the very least.

Reminds me of a friend who visited Bankok. While not actually partaking in their activities, he did like to stir and keep the conversion going for a while with local hookers. He said that he has no cash on him.

"Ohhh yes but we take credit card....."

He then produced his Medicare Card.

"Ohhh yes, we accept that one too."

Of course it all backfired on him later after bartering for the lowest price. (just stirring of course) He was walking with his wife, when the same hooker accosted him, pointing to his wife.

"Haaaa! 300 baht! 300 Baht! - That what you get for 300 Baht!!!!"

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by Armchair_Politician on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:56pm

muso wrote on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:55pm:

Uncle Meat wrote on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:31pm:

A discount, if one's Union Membership card is produced, at the very least.

That's hilarious! ;D

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by MOTR on May 24^th, 2012 at 7:15pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:56pm:

muso wrote on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:55pm:

Uncle Meat wrote on May 24^th, 2012 at 3:31pm:

A discount, if one's Union Membership card is produced, at the very least.

That's hilarious! ;D

and deserved.

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by longweekend58 on May 25^th, 2012 at 9:13am

maybe thomson can move a motion to ahve hookers paid for by medicare. Bulk-billed of course.

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by PoliticalPuppet on May 25^th, 2012 at 11:56am

It would certainly increase work ethic and attitude

Title: Re: Should Unions Pay for members to have hookers
Post by progressiveslol on May 25^th, 2012 at 12:13pm

longweekend58 wrote on May 25^th, 2012 at 9:13am:

maybe thomson can move a motion to ahve hookers paid for by medicare. Bulk-billed of course.

I wonder if he will ask for that to be retrospective. Then he can use white out on his cc bill and type up a medicare slip.