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Title: Who is matty? Post by sexy_beast on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:42pm
Who is matty? I've only been on this site for a couple of weeks, and I've been called 'matty' more than once. Could someone kindly let me know who s/he is?!
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Andrei.Hicks on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:43pm
Seriously.
I've called out clowns like skippy and gist for going on about socks and calling everyone Matty and Mellie but dear God, this thread does the sane ones of us no favours whatsoever..... |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by sexy_beast on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:44pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:43pm:
I just want to know. It's annoying and is confusing the hell out of me. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:45pm |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by darkhall67 on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:46pm Mattys thread titles were always in the form of a question too. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Greens_Win on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:46pm
I am Matty
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Spot of Borg on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:49pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:43pm:
You have a problem with socks avram? SOB |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by pansi1951 on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:50pm
I am the real Matty.
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Andrei.Hicks on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:50pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:49pm:
None at all Saul |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by pansi1951 on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:52pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:49pm:
They're not called socks with Andrei, they are friends. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Andrei.Hicks on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:53pm
I don't converse with old lady communists.
I feel no need to have socks, I am a sole trader. There can be only one me thank you. The world can't handle anybody else as good. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Gist on Aug 15th, 2012 at 2:15pm sexy_beast wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:42pm:
*sigh* Because you're a big girls blouse, that's why. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 15th, 2012 at 3:40pm darkhall67 wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:46pm:
You're right. Could it be... ? No - Sexy Beast could not possibly be Matty. Matty is technically transgender - Sexy Beast self-identifies as male. Also, Matty is technically in New Zealand, saving on the carbon tax. His return will be thunderous. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Gist on Aug 15th, 2012 at 3:43pm Karnal wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 3:40pm:
Yes, but matty was a sexy beast. At least that's what his/her husband juliar always said. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:35pm Gist wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 3:43pm:
Juliar cannot be trusted. The woman's a gold digger. She only married Matty for his father's money and Matty's Liberal/Greens connections. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by cods on Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:57pm
well sexy beast as you may have gathered matty is a righty he is poretty young and tries his best to learn something from ... one would hope his betters.. however then you run into ENVY...mmmmmm bitter ENVY born of the left finally waking up to the fact they voted for the wrong horse..as they watch their world crumble and have nothing whatever to throw back at the righties..
they then stoop to good old fashioned abuse or make it up as you go.. I know I know you thought you were joining an intelligent forum and could talk about politics... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D not so.. we are driven to the edge with those who do not like something you say so they call you a sock.. or matty or mellie or all three..mellie as far as I know has gone was driven out my those who cannot debate only attack.. matty said he was going to NZ for 6.7 months and hasnt been on here since..I am sure he will be back. try not to let the few on here who failed debating courses turn you off.. they are bitter and resentful for what this govt has done and the fact that they cant put all the blame on someone else as hard as they try we righties dont buy it.. they loath Tony with the same loathing they had For Turnbull when he was leader do not be fooled by any waves they put out that Turnbull is the saviour of the Liberal party and even they like him...it isnt soooooooooooooo... they are clutching at straws now as the good ship Corruption sinks.. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 15th, 2012 at 5:20pm cods wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:57pm:
Exactly. He will return when Mr Abbott sweeps into victory and axes the tax. Another thing: his return will be thunderous. These leftards are just jealous, it's pathetic. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by cods on Aug 15th, 2012 at 6:30pm Karnal wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 5:20pm:
I hope he does at least he doesnt constantly bag someone else.. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by pansi1951 on Aug 15th, 2012 at 6:57pm
You should have gone to New Zealand with him Karnal, you know he can't be trusted on his own, especially if he runs into any redheads.
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 16th, 2012 at 10:32am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 6:57pm:
I tried, Pansi. Pacific Star Lines had a nice package that included Fiji - his father could afford it. Matty didn't reply, it was very disappointing. To be honest, I'm quite worried now about the state of political debate in this country. You have to admit, Matty definately raised the tone. It's left to people like Shane B, Woof Woof and now Sexy Beast to shine light into the darkness that Matty's absence has created. I must say, I'm very grateful to Sexy Beast for raising this important issue. Many posters refuse to talk about Matty (Cods is an exception). Woof Woof, for example, avoids the mere mention of Matty's name. I wonder if there was something going on there - we know that Woof Woof is a single mother in Queensland. Could it be possible that Matty... ? No. I refuse to entertain the thought. Rumour and hearsay do not have a place in the important discussion of Australian politics. Thanks, Sexy Beast, for placing Matty front and centre of Australian political debate again. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Kat on Aug 16th, 2012 at 11:49am Karnal wrote on Aug 15th, 2012 at 5:20pm:
He needs to lay off the baked-beans..... |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by adelcrow on Aug 16th, 2012 at 4:16pm
I know I treasure the autographed photo Matty sent me and I await his return with baited breath
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 17th, 2012 at 10:27am adelcrow wrote on Aug 16th, 2012 at 4:16pm:
You have a photo? What does he look like? |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by adelcrow on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:08am Karnal wrote on Aug 17th, 2012 at 10:27am:
He is quite the ladies man..like a young Rock Hudson |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:22am adelcrow wrote on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:08am:
I say - any chance you could post a copy? You'd probably fetch a good price for this on Ebay. It's bound to become a collector's item once Matty returns to Australia and makes his political comeback. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by adelcrow on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:25am Karnal wrote on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:22am:
Sorry...he only hands out photos to select people and Ive been sworn never to share his image. But Im sure all will be revealed when he runs for parliament when he's finished his studies |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:56am
He's put his studies on hold, Adelcrow. He was going to become a specialist, but thanks to the carbon tax, he had to give all that away.
Matty makes so many sacrifices for the benefit of our nation. He was going to make $180,000 out of the specialist business. Giving up politics must have been hard for him too, but it was something he felt he needed to do. He needed to find himself. Luckily, his father came up with the two hundred thousand and a house in Dunedin. Personally, I wouldn't be suprised if Matty comes back a changed man. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by adelcrow on Aug 17th, 2012 at 12:09pm Karnal wrote on Aug 17th, 2012 at 11:56am:
He may come back in saffron robes, begging bowl and a shaved head. Matty must surely be the man of this century We should also remember that the great Che Guevara was a doctor so maybe Matty will take after the revered Communist leader and freedom fighter |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by the wise one on Aug 17th, 2012 at 12:17pm
I got a picture of Katleho aka andrei does anyone want a copy of it
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 17th, 2012 at 1:35pm John S wrote on Aug 17th, 2012 at 12:17pm:
Yes, please! |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by the wise one on Aug 18th, 2012 at 8:59am
there you are karnal here is a photo of Katleho
While I was looking for it I found one of Matty and he is not the man you think he is |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by aquascoot on Aug 18th, 2012 at 9:05am
matty johns??, football show personality who got banned for participating in a gang bang in new zealand
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm
Thanks, Wise One. I wish I could view these photos - for some reason they're not showing up.
Aquascoot, Matty is a student from the Northern Territory who left Australia because he didn't want to pay the carbon tax. We told him only people who produce tonnes of carbon emissions pay the carbon tax, but I don't think he understood. He listened to Alan and Mario, who said that prices would rise by 180% - across the board. Anyway, Matty decided to go to New Zealand until some bright spark announced that they have an emissions trading scheme, so he settled on Dunedin. His father gave him two hundred thousand for the trip over. Matty used to be a member of the Greens until he found out about their environmental policies. I think he got them confused with the RSPCA. He's now in the Liberal Party, but he's given up politics while he avoids the carbon tax in Dunedin. He'll come back when Mr Abbott gets in. His return, as some here have specified, will be thunderous. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by adelcrow on Aug 19th, 2012 at 12:18pm aquascoot wrote on Aug 18th, 2012 at 9:05am:
Have Pyne, Ashby, Alan Jones and a bunch of 15 yr old boys joined him in NZ? |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by skippy. on Aug 19th, 2012 at 12:43pm adelcrow wrote on Aug 19th, 2012 at 12:18pm:
Yea Alan is the coach, he likes to get as much as he can out of his teams. Cwissy and Ashby are the conditioners, Alan likes his boys in good condition.I hear matty is the team mascot. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 21st, 2012 at 6:05pm skippy. wrote on Aug 19th, 2012 at 12:43pm:
I am not suprised. Matty is a marvellous team player. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by adelcrow on Aug 21st, 2012 at 6:56pm
Im starting to worry..If Julia wins the next election we may never see Matty again
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by pansi1951 on Aug 21st, 2012 at 7:35pm adelcrow wrote on Aug 21st, 2012 at 6:56pm:
OMG! you don't think he'll neck himself, do you? I know he is emotional. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 21st, 2012 at 11:59pm
Ha! Matty will be having a chuckle over that one over in Dunedin. If Juliar wins!
Getting the carbon tax in was bad enough. If she wins (a statistical impossibility, unless she rigs the vote), Matty can just move to another place where his father has real estate. Nairu's on the up and up: "Simon, Nairu." "Roger. Wilco." Matty's father has deep pockets. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by lisa.greek on Aug 22nd, 2012 at 2:52pm
Well they were right! The Chef at Lavenders who predicted the carbon pricing scheme would mean his prices must go up by a 150% has been proven correct. Matty and Allan tried to warn us - but we wouldn't listen. I sincerely apologise to Matty and Allan
My confit of duck is now beyong my purse strings - the trio of dips with warmed toast unaffordable - and the caramel creme is just gone. How will I cope now? I used to LOVE a latte there during the day watching Allan use the gents convenience across the road - what a busy place that was. Many went in but Alan never came out til sunset. One wonders what was so interesting in there. In the services, the ceremony of "beat retreat" was often called 'beat the meat' I wonder If Allan knew that? |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 3:23pm
Alan has bowel problems, Lisa. Sometimes he needs to use the amenities over the road from Lavenders, his favourite resturant. It's a common occurance in men of his age.
The price rises are happening right now. Inflation is going through the roof. Alan said to listen the Reserve Bank and not to panic. The last thing we want is runaway inflation and people carrying their money around in wheelbarrows. The Australian people need to stay calm, even if it is an economic crisis. The first thing we need to do is throw out the current rabble in Canberra. The second thing is to create incentives for the carbon companies to produce more. Mr Abbott is already talking to Alan about rebates for big carbon emitters. It's not Liberal policy yet, but it's on the table. Just one of the marvellous things waiting in store with the future Abbott government. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 7:01pm
Matty's return will definitely be thunderous.
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by freediver on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 7:58pm
As thunderous as Alan's bowel problems?
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Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by pansi1951 on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 8:06pm freediver wrote on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 7:58pm:
That is grose! you'd wonder why anyone would want to accompany him into the public toilets. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 24th, 2012 at 3:37pm Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 8:06pm:
True, although Matty tried a number of times to win one of those free lunches at Lavenders. The lines were always jammed. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by pansi1951 on Aug 24th, 2012 at 4:31pm Karnal wrote on Aug 24th, 2012 at 3:37pm:
Matty has always had a little soft spot for Alan. Does he get 2GB in Dunedin? He must be missing his meetings at Ryde too, he's such an emotional tragic. I remember the way he used to get all teary-eyed about the boat people. |
Title: Re: Who is matty? Post by Karnal on Aug 25th, 2012 at 12:26am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Aug 24th, 2012 at 4:31pm:
I don't think so. Matty will have to rely on the Alan/Mario transcripts posted here. I'll try to find a good one. I wonder why Sexy Beast hasn't commented yet. He was so interested in hearing about Matty. Have we given you enough info, Sexy Beast? Do you have any questions? More importantly, are you interested in working on the campaign? |
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