Thanks to you leftards, Matty will not be returning for the 2013 election. He’s decided to stay put and persue a career in Dunedin.

If these people gave Matty a chance, things could be very different. Matty had his sites on a decent Liberal seat. Thanks to the losers in the Liberal party, however, Matty has changed his mind.

His return will still be thunderous, but we might need to wait until 2016.

Thoughts?

Thoughts?

Matty got into the heads of you morons more than you ever got into his.

Will Matty ever get over his man in the NT being back stabbed by a local Abbo?

Our polling shows the drover's dog is steadily making ground. His free bones on Fridays policy is taking hold.......

I will ask him to catch up with my mate Chris, who currently finds himself over there in the middle of the Barmy Army.

As usual he has taken 4 weeks off to follow England on our ever-more triumphant cricket tours.

Matty will stay in New Zealand, advisor says

Yes its all the lovely sheep they have.

adelcrow wrote on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 2:30pm:

Will Matty ever get over his man in the NT being back stabbed by a local Abbo?

So True adel, So True.  And the poor bugger was on a fact finding mission to Japan when toppled.  I hope Jetstar didn't charge extra for his early return ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Vic wrote on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 4:34pm:

adelcrow wrote on Mar 15th, 2013 at 2:30pm: Will Matty ever get over his man in the NT being back stabbed by a local Abbo? So True adel, So True.  And the poor bugger was on a fact finding mission to Japan when toppled.  I hope Jetstar didn't charge extra for his early return ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The black fellas are using the conservative parties to take back their country..I hope Tony Abbott has taken note and is going to sack all abbos from his party when he becomes PM.
If not..he wont last a year  :D

You leftards have no idea how hard it’s been for Matty. The carbon tax, this vile Gillard government, the boats - it’s been a really hard year for him.

You’d think the Libs could at least give him a marginal seat, but no. It’s all about politics.

Why doesn’t anyone in politics care anymore? Matty would have said or done anything for the party. He even joined the Greens.

It’s game-on now, leftards.

Karnal wrote on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 8:41pm:

You leftards have no idea how hard it’s been for Matty. The carbon tax, this vile Gillard government, the boats - it’s been a really hard year for him. You’d think the Libs could at least give him a marginal seat, but no. It’s all about politics. Why doesn’t anyone in politics care anymore? Matty would have said or done anything for the party. He even joined the Greens. It’s game-on now, leftards.

You've forgotten Gillardgate when Tony promised to have Julia investigated and thrown in jail for being a crap lawyer 20 yrs ago.

Karnal wrote on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 8:41pm:

You leftards have no idea how hard it’s been for Matty. The carbon tax, this vile Gillard government, the boats - it’s been a really hard year for him. You’d think the Libs could at least give him a marginal seat, but no. It’s all about politics. Why doesn’t anyone in politics care anymore? Matty would have said or done anything for the party. He even joined the Greens. It’s game-on now, leftards.

So true. Apparently Abbott is so hated in his own electorate that one of his own neighbours has started a campaign fund to have a high profile conservative to stand against phony tony. In fact the bloke and all his mates are conservatives, thy dont want a Labor member they just don't want Abbott who they say is a lazy wanker.
Who do we know that is a staunch conservative looking to win a seat at the next election? He could slip right up the Inside of phony Tony's seat and the lodge in one foul swoop. Imagine Prime minister Matty Fingersbumss,its got a ring to it.

skippy. wrote on Mar 16^th, 2013 at 4:06pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 15th, 2013 at 8:41pm: You leftards have no idea how hard it’s been for Matty. The carbon tax, this vile Gillard government, the boats - it’s been a really hard year for him. You’d think the Libs could at least give him a marginal seat, but no. It’s all about politics. Why doesn’t anyone in politics care anymore? Matty would have said or done anything for the party. He even joined the Greens. It’s game-on now, leftards. So true. Apparently Abbott is so hated in his own electorate that one of his own neighbours has started a campaign fund to have a high profile conservative to stand against phony tony. In fact the bloke and all his mates are conservatives, thy dont want a Labor member they just don't want Abbott who they say is a lazy wanker. Who do we know that is a staunch conservative looking to win a seat at the next election? He could slip right up the Inside of phony Tony's seat and the lodge in one foul swoop. Imagine Prime minister Matty Fingersbumss,its got a ring to it.

A perfect seat to try Annthony Mundine in!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

FriYAY wrote on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 2:24pm:

Thoughts? Matty got into the heads of you morons more than you ever got into his.

I am thinking karnal is having a melt down about matty

time you went and lived in relationships karnal...

you obsession with matty is neither political nor amusing.


rack off.

cods wrote on Mar 16^th, 2013 at 6:40pm:

FriYAY wrote on Mar 15th, 2013 at 2:24pm: Thoughts? Matty got into the heads of you morons more than you ever got into his. I am thinking karnal is having a melt down about matty time you went and lived in relationships karnal... you obsession with matty is neither political nor amusing. rack off.

Why do you care you silly old bint?  matty is gorn, and will stay in New Zealand.....  we are assured of that by his 'advisor.'

:D

;)

cods wrote on Mar 16^th, 2013 at 6:40pm:

FriYAY wrote on Mar 15th, 2013 at 2:24pm: Thoughts? Matty got into the heads of you morons more than you ever got into his. I am thinking karnal is having a melt down about matty time you went and lived in relationships karnal... you obsession with matty is neither political nor amusing. rack off.

It's almost psychotic.