Gillard goes on a State visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem,she has a fatal heart attack.

The undertakers tells the OZ diplomats: "You can have her shipped home for $1 million or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $1000."

The OZ diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Gillard flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get her home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $1000?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk"

 




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FRED. wrote on Mar 17^th, 2013 at 10:35am:

Gillard goes on a State visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem,she has a fatal heart attack. The undertakers tells the OZ diplomats: "You can have her shipped home for $1 million or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $1000." The OZ diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Gillard flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get her home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $1000?" One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk"   ;D ;) ;) ;D

heheheheh - good one Fred! ;D

Vic wrote on Mar 17^th, 2013 at 10:36am:

FRED. wrote on Mar 17th, 2013 at 10:35am: Gillard goes on a State visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem,she has a fatal heart attack. The undertakers tells the OZ diplomats: "You can have her shipped home for $1 million or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $1000." The OZ diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Gillard flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get her home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $1000?" One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk"   ;D ;) ;) ;D heheheheh - good one Fred! ;D

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