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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> Federal Politics >> Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1364014839 Message started by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:00pm

Title: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:00pm

Matty confirmed his support for Mr Abbott on Alan’s show yesterday in no uncertain terms.

"I stand behind Mr Abbott to lead the Liberals at the next election. My support is unconditional. I support Mr Abbott 100%".

Matty was responding to rumours in the Liberal Party that he might stand for Liberal preselection, only to challenge Mr Abbott at the last minute. Matty has previously said that his return to politics would be thunderous.

"By thunderous, I mean taking the fight to the most incompetant government in Australia’s history. I believe Mr Abbott is the right man to lead the Liberal Party, and will be the next Prime Minister of Australia."

Thoughts?

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:03pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:00pm:

This is indeed very sad news. Matty is twice the man Abbott is.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by skippy. on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:03pm

But we need him, between him and all his house mates like Lyn woof woof, shane et al, we have a ready made cabinet.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by FriYAY on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:06pm

hahaha

You poor sad wankers even do the biscuit on a Saturday arvo....

:-[ :-[

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:06pm

[quote author=Rosco link=1364014839/3#3 date=1364015175]hahaha

You poor sad wankers even do the biscuit on a Saturday arvo....

:-[ :-[/quote]

Karnal, I'm sick of this leftie communist. Leftards are NOT WELCOME on this THREAD!

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:51pm

I agree completely. Moderators, ban that awful leftard. He has clearly violated the rules and abused us all.

I want him gone, thanks.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by skippy. on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:54pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:51pm:

I agree completely. Moderators, ban that awful leftard. He has clearly violated the rules and abused us all.

I want him gone, thanks.

I'm sure fri yay is just jealous, Karnel.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:12pm

True, Skippy. Mind you, his abusive posts are nonsensical. Biscuits? I always enjoy a nice biscuit - who doesn’t?

I would appreciate a broader cross-section of thoughts, thanks. The board’s matriarch, Cods, must have an opinion on this news. There is no need to be shy, dear. We all welcome your opinions.

Should the hideous leftard above be banned for good?

I’d ban him for life. Thoughts?

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Andrei.Hicks on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:27pm

Bly stil Korporaal!

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:42pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:12pm:

I haven't seen cods for a while? Maybe she's busy counting the numbers for Matty? Let's hope so!

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:46pm

We speak English in this country, thanks. You people refuse to assimilate.

These leftards will let anyone in. I think a change of government is in order.

Cods, dear, do you think Matty will stick by his statement? Something about it smells a bit fishy to me.

It reads as if it was written by his advisors.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:50pm

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:42pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:12pm:

I haven't seen cods for a while? Maybe she's busy counting the numbers for Matty? Let's hope so!

I agree. I think she said she was working on his campaign. Won’t be long now, leftards. Bye bye, JuLiar!

I’d make Cods Chief of Staff. Do you type, dear?

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by skippy. on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:56pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:50pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:42pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:12pm:

I haven't seen cods for a while? Maybe she's busy counting the numbers for Matty? Let's hope so!

I agree. I think she said she was working on his campaign. Won’t be long now, leftards. Bye bye, JuLiar!

I’d make Cods Chief of Staff. Do you type, dear?

I don't think she does, but I am sure she can whip up a great cup of tea.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:04pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:46pm:

Yes, matty should remember though that HE is the true inspiration to us all, and he doesn't need any advisors! If this is the work of advisors, then I'd be sacking them straight away as they are definitely pushing matty down the wrong path. I bet some leftards have gotten themselves into the ranks and are the cause of this. A full investigation should take place and these leftards must be weeded out immediately!

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:05pm

skippy. wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:56pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:50pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:42pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:12pm:

I haven't seen cods for a while? Maybe she's busy counting the numbers for Matty? Let's hope so!

I agree. I think she said she was working on his campaign. Won’t be long now, leftards. Bye bye, JuLiar!

I’d make Cods Chief of Staff. Do you type, dear?

I don't think she does, but I am sure she can whip up a great cup of tea.

Oh she does! I wish she had her high tea party again :) That was the best!

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:12pm

I should hope so. How hard is that? Put a teabag in a cup and pour hot water over it.

Poor Matty can’t make tea to save his life. He needs Cods.

I’ll send the offer in the post, dear. It won’t be on Liberal Party stationary - yet.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by adelcrow on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm

Heres a scoop..the Libs 2013 election posters..care of Matty

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:04pm:

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 4:46pm:

Hang on, that might be going a bit far. I’m sure Matty’s advisors are acting with the best of intentions.

Look at David Oldfield. He worked for Pauline. He has his own radio show now.

Matty listens to it religiously.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:21pm

adelcrow wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm:

Heres a scoop..the Libs 2013 election posters..care of Matty

Not bad, but can we change the wording a bit?

Let’s make it read: we mobilized for prosperity, now let’s mobilize for war.

I think that has a much nicer ring to it.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by adelcrow on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:23pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:21pm:

adelcrow wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:18pm:

Heres a scoop..the Libs 2013 election posters..care of Matty

Not bad, but can we change the wording a bit?

Let’s make it read: we mobilized for prosperity, now let’s mobilize for war.

I think that has a much nicer ring to it.

We'll only invade more countries if Abbott's popularity begins to fade and that's never likely to happen.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 7:11pm

The leftards forget that Mr Abbott will have the Murdoch and Reinhart Fairfax press behind him each step of the way. The only real challenge to Mr Abbott will come from within his own party.

This is what terrifies matrons like Cods so much, keeping them awake at night even after they’ve taken their Valium.

Mr Abbott’s staff will work hard to provide the boring, predictable government the dears want. Mr Abbott will try hard to not shoot himself in the foot, but he does have that punchdrunk instinct to shoot off his mouth. Mr Abbott, you see, finds it hard to restrain himself.

Matty would never do this.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 3:50pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 7:11pm:

When will Matty challenge already? The public wants MATTY!

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Karnal on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:59pm

He’s biding his time, Alevine. Matty knows he just needs to wait.

Quite easy, really. Dunedin has some nice rough trade. Shearers, fishermen, that sort of thing.

Canberra just has Mr Abbott cycling around in his lycra - most offputting.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by Peter Freedman on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 10:08pm

Meanwhile that dark horse, the Drover's Dog (who points out that being both equine and canine is a significant achievement in itself) will definitely challenge both Abbott and Gillard.

He reckons Gillard's fleshy rear protuberances are impossible to resist and if Abbott appears again in his budgie smugglers he'll end up singing soprano in the Liberal Children's Choir.

Title: Re: Matty will not challenge Mr Abbott
Post by alevine on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 10:33pm

Karnal wrote on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:59pm:

Karnal, if cods counting is to be believed, and I would hope so, then Matty has the numbers! He must have chrisopher Pyne come out and request Abbott for a spill immediately.