Quote:

A source just gave this to me, claiming that Tony has already written his acceptance speech. No, I don’t have to tell you the source, but let’s just say it’s someone who’s very credible. Very, very credible. And you can trust me! Just ask my source. Good evening, ladies and gentleman. I realize that there are some people out there who didn’t vote for me, but I’d like to assure them that we intend to govern all Australians! Now that I’m Prime Minister, I’d like to say about bloody time. I should have been Prime Minister three years ago, but those stupid independents don’t understand the way democracy is meant to work. Anyway, that’s been rectified now, and I can get on with the business of correcting the mistakes of the Labor Government, starting with the one where they had Julia Gillard as Prime Minister. Now, I don’t say that because she’s a woman, so before any of you shrill feminists accuse me of being sexist, let me just point out that I have a wife and daughters and if I were to say anything sexist, they’d soon nag me back into line. And don’t forget that my chief of staff was allowed to keep her IVF injections in my fridge, right next to Malcolm’s testicles. All right, so we can agree that I’ve already fixed that one about Australia having the wrong leader, so no-one can accuse me of not keeping my two most important, fundamental promises, which were to be Prime Minister and to be a better Government, which, of course, we are. As for some of my other statements – I’m sure that the Opposition will want to call them “promises” but did I ever put them in writing? No, and I was very clear about that! You can only take notice of what I put in writing- a lot gets said in the course of political debate and people should be free to clarify their position. When, on Monday, I discover that budget position is far worse than I could have possibly imagined when I said that we were an economic basket case, I’ll have to make some changes to these “aspirations”. For example, my position on the NBN is that it’s a gigantic waste of money and that we’ll stop it just as soon as the contract is fulfilled. We’d like to stop it sooner, but we can’t, but you can blame Labor for that one. And, of course, the logical flow-on is that we WILL have to scale back my direct action on Climate Change, because of all the money wasted on the NBN. But we will deliver a more efficient direct action policy: It consists of me cycling to Parliament instead of being driven, and paying Gina and Clive $2,000,000 to plant trees in their backyards. As for the Carbon Tax, well, we may still have a hostile Senate, so we’d have to go to an election to get that repealed, which would be costly. And it would risk me breaking my two fundamental promises, to install me as Prime Minister and to have a better Government, so we may just have to live with that one for the time being. There are a number of people I should thank. I’ll start with that wonderful woman without whom I wouldn’t be here: Gina, you’ve been great. And Kevin, that job with the UN is definitely yours, you’ve done far more for me than most people realize. As for the media, well, I notice a number of ex-journalists suggested that we had no policies, but those who managed to keep their jobs had an understanding of the greater good. Theirs, ours, and, of course, the country’s. And finally, a big special thank you to that great Australian, our most famous US citizen, Rupert Murdoch. I know I’m alleged to have offered to sell my arse, by one of the independents, but Rupert, you had me at: “I’ll make you PM!” Finally, we intend to deliver a budget surplus and to cut taxes. In that order! For the next two years, we’ll deliver a budget surplus by cutting services and shutting down Canberra completely. As I’ll be making all the decisions, there doesn’t seem much need for Parliament to sit, so the money we save there, should enable us to deliver the promised tax cuts in about two and half years. Just before the next election!

http://theaimn.com/2013/03/28/a-source-just-sent-this/

Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American...

Abbott acceptance speech

Did he come out???

Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 7:46am:

Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American...

you think there's a lack of facts??? Whatever gave you that idea?   



not real bright are you?

He should keep it short and sweet

"I would like to thank Julair Gillard and the idiots around you that kept you in power and the unions who control labor.

I am not in the position to pay you Juliar for being my best campaigner and I know it is a little early and cheeky because I wouldnt be able to pay you still, but I would love for you to be my campaigner at subsequent elections.

Thank you carbon tax, thankyou liar and most of all, thank you to a party who is out of touch with the people and ignorant.

Now lets get Australia back on track and finally get our respect back for each other."

Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 7:46am:

Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American...

it could of been written by Murdoch himself

he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives

John S wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 8:27am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives

Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high.

You were even to dumb to be accepted there.

KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 8:33am:

John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there.

This post just show everyone how small your brain is, all you can do is come on here and belittle people, you never comment on any post.

If you can't comment on the thread at all just bugger off and leave people alone.

John S wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 9:47am:

KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:33am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there. This post just show everyone how small your brain is, all you can do is come on here and belittle people, you never comment on any post. If you can't comment on the thread at all just bugger off and leave people alone.

You do the best job of belittling yourself wiseone.

I just poke and prod you a bit.

Works every time.

more drivel from 'stupid one'.

Maybe it is time for me tor write Gillard's acceptance speech. After all, many of us suspect that she has no intention of standing down even if she loses.

KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 10:21am:

John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 9:47am: KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:33am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there. This post just show everyone how small your brain is, all you can do is come on here and belittle people, you never comment on any post. If you can't comment on the thread at all just bugger off and leave people alone. You do the best job of belittling yourself wiseone. I just poke and prod you a bit. Works every time.

I think you proved his point, another insult on yet another topic and still no content.

Dnarever wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:10am:

KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 10:21am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 9:47am: KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:33am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there. This post just show everyone how small your brain is, all you can do is come on here and belittle people, you never comment on any post. If you can't comment on the thread at all just bugger off and leave people alone. You do the best job of belittling yourself wiseone. I just poke and prod you a bit. Works every time. I think you proved his point, another insult on yet another topic and still no content.

what makes you think that stupidone's usual threads deserve content-filled responses? He starts with idiocy and drivel and that sets the tone for the rest....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGb-wwNCYAACq3f.jpg

Aussie wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 1:52pm:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGb-wwNCYAACq3f.jpg

well it seems to be working a treat according to the polls. why change a winning formula?

That is why that acceptance speech ^^^^^^^ is very likely right on the money.

;)

KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 8:33am:

John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there.

Perhaps you mean "too" ??

:D :D :D

Lobo wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 2:26pm:

KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:33am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there. Perhaps you mean "too" ?? :D :D :D

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Abbott's campaign strategy.

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progressiveslol wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 2:27pm:

Lobo wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 2:26pm: KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:33am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there. Perhaps you mean "too" ?? :D :D :D 2

Couldn't help myself.....

Correcting the corrector!

;)

John S wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 7:36am:

Quote: A source just gave this to me, claiming that Tony has already written his acceptance speech. No, I don’t have to tell you the source, but let’s just say it’s someone who’s very credible. Very, very credible. And you can trust me! Just ask my source. Good evening, ladies and gentleman. I realize that there are some people out there who didn’t vote for me, but I’d like to assure them that we intend to govern all Australians! Now that I’m Prime Minister, I’d like to say about bloody time. I should have been Prime Minister three years ago, but those stupid independents don’t understand the way democracy is meant to work. Anyway, that’s been rectified now, and I can get on with the business of correcting the mistakes of the Labor Government, starting with the one where they had Julia Gillard as Prime Minister. Now, I don’t say that because she’s a woman, so before any of you shrill feminists accuse me of being sexist, let me just point out that I have a wife and daughters and if I were to say anything sexist, they’d soon nag me back into line. And don’t forget that my chief of staff was allowed to keep her IVF injections in my fridge, right next to Malcolm’s testicles. All right, so we can agree that I’ve already fixed that one about Australia having the wrong leader, so no-one can accuse me of not keeping my two most important, fundamental promises, which were to be Prime Minister and to be a better Government, which, of course, we are. As for some of my other statements – I’m sure that the Opposition will want to call them “promises” but did I ever put them in writing? No, and I was very clear about that! You can only take notice of what I put in writing- a lot gets said in the course of political debate and people should be free to clarify their position. When, on Monday, I discover that budget position is far worse than I could have possibly imagined when I said that we were an economic basket case, I’ll have to make some changes to these “aspirations”. For example, my position on the NBN is that it’s a gigantic waste of money and that we’ll stop it just as soon as the contract is fulfilled. We’d like to stop it sooner, but we can’t, but you can blame Labor for that one. And, of course, the logical flow-on is that we WILL have to scale back my direct action on Climate Change, because of all the money wasted on the NBN. But we will deliver a more efficient direct action policy: It consists of me cycling to Parliament instead of being driven, and paying Gina and Clive $2,000,000 to plant trees in their backyards. As for the Carbon Tax, well, we may still have a hostile Senate, so we’d have to go to an election to get that repealed, which would be costly. And it would risk me breaking my two fundamental promises, to install me as Prime Minister and to have a better Government, so we may just have to live with that one for the time being. There are a number of people I should thank. I’ll start with that wonderful woman without whom I wouldn’t be here: Gina, you’ve been great. And Kevin, that job with the UN is definitely yours, you’ve done far more for me than most people realize. As for the media, well, I notice a number of ex-journalists suggested that we had no policies, but those who managed to keep their jobs had an understanding of the greater good. Theirs, ours, and, of course, the country’s. And finally, a big special thank you to that great Australian, our most famous US citizen, Rupert Murdoch. I know I’m alleged to have offered to sell my arse, by one of the independents, but Rupert, you had me at: “I’ll make you PM!” Finally, we intend to deliver a budget surplus and to cut taxes. In that order! For the next two years, we’ll deliver a budget surplus by cutting services and shutting down Canberra completely. As I’ll be making all the decisions, there doesn’t seem much need for Parliament to sit, so the money we save there, should enable us to deliver the promised tax cuts in about two and half years. Just before the next election! http://theaimn.com/2013/03/28/a-source-just-sent-this/

An "acceptance speech"?

Sounds like something Gillard would ask that Bradbury idiot to write for her, Abbott doesn't count his chickens - far too smart.

Abbott's speech will be very, very short.

"Oh, sh$t, I've won.........now what the bugger do I do?"

John S wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 7:36am:

Quote: A source just gave this to me, claiming that Tony has already written his acceptance speech. No, I don’t have to tell you the source, but let’s just say it’s someone who’s very credible. Very, very credible. And you can trust me! Just ask my source. http://theaimn.com/2013/03/28/a-source-just-sent-this/

Your leftist biased source is not credible.

Peter Freedman wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 4:29pm:

Abbott's speech will be very, very short. "Oh, sh$t, I've won.........now what the bugger do I do?"

Or a bit more accurately "where the hell do I start with this mess"

longweekend58 wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:30am:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 11:10am: KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 10:21am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 9:47am: KJT1981 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:33am: John S wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 8:27am: Armchair_Politician wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 at 7:46am: Wow, not only is there a total lack of facts, but it was written by an American... it could of been written by Murdoch himself he is telling Abbott what to do and say that is why Abbott having lunch every week with News Limited executives Wiseone, I apologise for saying you went to Arthur Philip high. You were even to dumb to be accepted there. This post just show everyone how small your brain is, all you can do is come on here and belittle people, you never comment on any post. If you can't comment on the thread at all just bugger off and leave people alone. You do the best job of belittling yourself wiseone. I just poke and prod you a bit. Works every time. I think you proved his point, another insult on yet another topic and still no content. what makes you think that stupidone's usual threads deserve content-filled responses? He starts with idiocy and drivel and that sets the tone for the rest....

The poster has today posted on a number of threads and each time with an insult to someone different????