WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens

DON'T be alarmed, but you have alien DNA in your genetic code. Science says so.

Scientists from Kazakhstan believe that human DNA was encoded with an extraterrestrial signal by an ancient alien civilisation, sp@m reports.

They call it "biological SETI" and the researchers claim that the mathematical code in human DNA cannot be explained by evolution.

In a nutshell, we're living, breathing vessels for some kind of alien message which is more easily used to detect extra terrestrial life than via radio transmission.

"Once fixed, the code might stay unchanged over cosmological timescales; in fact, it is the most durable construct known," the researchers wrote in scientific journal, Icarus. "Therefore it represents an exceptionally reliable storage for an intelligent signature.

"Once the genome is appropriately rewritten the new code with a signature will stay frozen in the cell and its progeny, which might then be delivered through space and time."

The scientists also claim that human DNA is ordered so precisely that it reveals an "ensemble of arithmetical and ideographical patterns of symbolic language".

Their research has led the scientists to conclude that we were invented "outside the solar system, already several billion years ago".

The thesis supports the hypothesis that Earth is the result of interstellar life forms distributed by meteors and comets.

So if we are just vessels for alien communication, exactly what kind of secret message are we carrying in our DNA?

And if we were the creation of aliens, who created them?

God.  It's the only reasonable answer.

It's a reminder note to ourselves : bring back milk, bread, and chocolate.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:50pm:

God.  It's the only reasonable answer.

And who created god?

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:56pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:50pm: God.  It's the only reasonable answer. And who created god?

A chicken.  ;)

According to the bible, the mice are the big wigs and we are just a part of the computer program to gain the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of 42.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:00pm:

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:56pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:50pm: God.  It's the only reasonable answer. And who created god? A chicken.  ;)

and the egg created the chicken

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:31pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 1:00pm: progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:56pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:50pm: God.  It's the only reasonable answer. And who created god? A chicken.  ;) and the egg created the chicken

No,nooooo another chicken created the chicken. A more superior chicken, created by god.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:35pm:

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 1:31pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 1:00pm: progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:56pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:50pm: God.  It's the only reasonable answer. And who created god? A chicken.  ;) and the egg created the chicken No,nooooo another chicken created the chicken. A more superior chicken, created by god.

You have to atleast make it slightly plausable, then we can get to "because it just existed"


The egg just was. It just is. It just always existed.

Its not really an egg. It is a shell, housing and hiding a superior being.

So, are totally unknowns & probably unknowables, such as Alien DNA in Humans &/or the existence of GOD, easier to accept than Climate Change, which has a large amount of scientific evidence & acceptance?

For some, apparently that is the case!

perceptions_now wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:46pm:

So, are totally unknowns & probably unknowables, such as Alien DNA in Humans &/or the existence of GOD, easier to accept than Climate Change, which has a large amount of scientific evidence & acceptance? For some, apparently that is the case!

I am not sure if anyone is accepting anything.

Science is getting away from itself here, these are not matters for science but faith...stick to scientific principles and leave faith to faith...

corporate_whitey wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 2:05pm:

Science is getting away from itself here, these are not matters for science but faith...stick to scientific principles and leave faith to faith...

A clear case of a man who's lost his towel.

Grey wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 2:16pm:

corporate_whitey wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 2:05pm: Science is getting away from itself here, these are not matters for science but faith...stick to scientific principles and leave faith to faith... A clear case of a man who's lost his towel.

You only sound like an idiot when you introduce Mystery and the spiritual to the scientific method, give it up and stick to what you can quantifiably observe and measure and leave faith to faith..

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 1:43pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 1:35pm: progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 1:31pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 1:00pm: progressiveslol wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:56pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:50pm: God.  It's the only reasonable answer. And who created god? A chicken.  ;) and the egg created the chicken No,nooooo another chicken created the chicken. A more superior chicken, created by god. You have to atleast make it slightly plausable, then we can get to "because it just existed" The egg just was. It just is. It just always existed. Its not really an egg. It is a shell, housing and hiding a superior being.

I disagree.  It was the superior chicken that was craeted by the other god, and that god was created by the superior egg that always existed.

To be fair, the theory is not scientific, in the sense that it cannot be disproven. But it could be proven, if it were true.

See, I told you all. We're Cylons, and we have been from the very start. It's in our frakking DNA.

You'll all go to hell for doubting Ron L  Hubbard  :D

corporate_whitey wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 2:05pm:

Science is getting away from itself here, these are not matters for science but faith...stick to scientific principles and leave faith to faith...

faith does not require evidence

it is perfect dogma

Then apes are the same special signed,we have 97%in common. Stupid idea, just have a look where the research is done.