Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised.

If I was King sprintcyclist would be sterilized first .... the old fashioned way ... a razor blade and some metho (at least thats how my grandfather used to neuter his dogs)

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19^th, 2013 at 7:30pm:

Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised.

What if I couldn't speak Australian but I could read and write it? Does that count?

Speak which Australian :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_Aboriginal_languages

If I was king nobody would be sterilised, but no assistance would be given to the dross produced.

If I was king, I'd sign you up for an Australian version of An Idiot Abroad, Sprint.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19^th, 2013 at 7:30pm:

Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised.

How xtian . . . .

SOB

That'd be me done: I only speak English...

i had a funny one the other day.  an old rumanian grandma brought her 8 year old grand daughter to see me.

grandma speaks almost no english, despite being here many year. granddaughter speaks no rumanian, only english.  had to get the mother on the phone to act as an interpreter. ;D ;D
and these 2 had lived together since birth.

smacking weird :D

Some ppl just cant learn another language - usually older ppl.

SOB

aquascoot wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 6:54am:

i had a funny one the other day.  an old rumanian grandma brought her 8 year old grand daughter to see me. grandma speaks almost no english, despite being here many year. granddaughter speaks no rumanian, only english.  had to get the mother on the phone to act as an interpreter. ;D ;D and these 2 had lived together since birth. smacking weird :D

do you mean Romanian? .... it's a common thing when kids grow up in one country and grandparents in another, especially if the parents aren't both Romanian and therefore they speak English at home .... the kid never learns the language.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19^th, 2013 at 7:30pm:

Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised.

So under your right wing dictatorship you would bring in laws against the language people are allowed to speak.

and you claim that the left is against freedom and free speech  ;D  ;D  ;D

"............ Every time there was an islamic terrorist attack or planned attack the muslims would pay the entire bill to society. Police wages, legal fees, damage .......... the lot.
And 15% of all mosques in Aust would be bulldozed and the land given to the state........."

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 5:21am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19th, 2013 at 7:30pm: Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised. How xtian . . . . SOB

What is the connection between Christianity and what Sprint has said?

can I suggest be very wary of people that have been here a loooooooong time who claim they cannot speak English.. for the most part they can... and they can definitely understand it.. again for the most part..

they just dont like using it as some people mock them..

"Australian Mens Day" would be once a month.

I would ban women from wearing pants and trousers. Make-up would be compulsory.

good call nmenonic.
I don't particularily like make-up.
But, hey, you would be the king, so it is your glorious idea :-)

I'd ban the stocking of introduced trout in designated upland Vic and NSW rivers and streams and promote the stocking and continued growth/spread of Australaian upland species such as Blue Nose Cod and Maquarie Perch.

You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session?

you guys want some privacy perhaps?

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:14pm:

You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session?

I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:51pm:

good call nmenonic. I don't particularily like make-up. But, hey, you would be the king, so it is your glorious idea :-)

Well, as king, I have banned pants and trousers, so I wonder what you will be wearing instead. :o

Make sure you wear something nice and pretty. You don't want the king to be angry. :D

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19^th, 2013 at 7:30pm:

Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised.

"speak australian"   LOL    ;D

aquascoot wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 6:54am:

i had a funny one the other day.  an old rumanian grandma brought her 8 year old grand daughter to see me. grandma speaks almost no english, despite being here many year. granddaughter speaks no rumanian, only english.  had to get the mother on the phone to act as an interpreter. ;D ;D and these 2 had lived together since birth. smacking weird :D

Damn.  Looky there.  "smacking" & my siggy is full.

FriYAY wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 9:20pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2013 at 9:14pm: You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session? I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them.

I’d put in air vents so that when they climb their little ladders, their skirts blow up to show their knickers like Marilyn Monroe.

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 11:10pm:

FriYAY wrote on Apr 20th, 2013 at 9:20pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2013 at 9:14pm: You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session? I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them. I’d put in air vents so that when they climb their little ladders, their skirts blow up to show their knickers like Marilyn Monroe.

White cotton knickers.   Hmmm ...


http://hentairulesfiles.net/_2011/south-park-internet-porn.jpg

Mnemonic wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 8:27pm:

I would ban women from wearing pants and trousers. Make-up would be compulsory.

The trouser thing has already been done - didnt work

Wouldn't you prefer she wore trousers?

http://www.cellulitetreatment.org/images/tara-lg.jpg

SOB

"........... a large factor in any politicials credentials would be their running/involvement of a successful private business.........."

Any wannabe pollie with zero experience in successful businesses would in reality have a very small chance of being elected.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 21^st, 2013 at 7:52pm:

"........... a large factor in any politicials credentials would be their running/involvement of a successful private business.........." Any wannabe pollie with zero experience in successful businesses would in reality have a very small chance of being elected.

X2

I would deedle didle, deedle didle, dum..Oh yes that's right that's if I were a rich man...Same difference I guess...same for me anyhow.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 10:31pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 19th, 2013 at 7:30pm: Anyone the cops pulled up who could not speak australian and had been here for 2 years or more would be sterilised. "speak australian"   LOL    ;D

I guess he's sterilised !

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 21^st, 2013 at 5:58am:

The trouser thing has already been done - didnt work Wouldn't you prefer she wore trousers?

You picked the wrong woman. Not my type. :o

Mnemonic wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2013 at 12:50am:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 21st, 2013 at 5:58am: The trouser thing has already been done - didnt work Wouldn't you prefer she wore trousers? You picked the wrong woman. Not my type. :o

That was the point. You dont want her to wear trousers?

SOB

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2013 at 11:10pm:

FriYAY wrote on Apr 20th, 2013 at 9:20pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2013 at 9:14pm: You’re turning me on, Friyay. You want to start a wanking session? I'd fund the placement of fish ladders in the 95%+ of man made impedements (weirs/locks etc) in the Murray Darling Basin that still need them. I’d put in air vents so that when they climb their little ladders, their skirts blow up to show their knickers like Marilyn Monroe.

Alas, you are a moron. ::)