I opened up my browser to find a notice, dead-centre in the screen, saying:

'Somebody in NSW wants to be your f***buddy'.

;D

Lord Herbert wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 1:28pm:

I opened up my browser to find a notice, dead-centre in the screen, saying: 'Somebody in NSW wants to be your f***buddy'. ;D

Well, I guess you know that tells us all a great deal about the type of sites you visit using that browser.

I'm not at all surprised.

8-)

Hate to tell you Herbert...

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I read something very interesting along those lines today.  Apparently some very attractive and busty asian girls desperately want a boyfriend.  I would have thought girls like that wouldn't have any trouble finding a man, but who am I to argue with the internet?

... wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 3:21pm:

I read something very interesting along those lines today.  Apparently some very attractive and busty asian girls desperately want a boyfriend.  I would have thought girls like that wouldn't have any trouble finding a man, but who am I to argue with the internet?

Funny you should mention that.

I've got some money coming from Nigeria (should be here any day now) which I'll be using to bring some of those lovely busty girls over to Australia with.

greggerypeccary wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 3:42pm:

... wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 3:21pm: I read something very interesting along those lines today.  Apparently some very attractive and busty asian girls desperately want a boyfriend.  I would have thought girls like that wouldn't have any trouble finding a man, but who am I to argue with the internet? Funny you should mention that. I've got some money coming from Nigeria (should be here any day now) which I'll be using to bring some of those lovely busty girls over to Australia with.

Same here. I've inherited millions. What fortune!
Would you believe the tight old bint didn't cover the $2,500 service costs though??
All those millions too!

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 4:15pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 3:42pm: ... wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 3:21pm: I read something very interesting along those lines today.  Apparently some very attractive and busty asian girls desperately want a boyfriend.  I would have thought girls like that wouldn't have any trouble finding a man, but who am I to argue with the internet? Funny you should mention that. I've got some money coming from Nigeria (should be here any day now) which I'll be using to bring some of those lovely busty girls over to Australia with. Same here. I've inherited millions. What fortune! Would you believe the tight old bint didn't cover the $2,500 service costs though?? All those millions too!

The first $2,500 I sent didn't arrive, so I had to send another $2,500.

No problems though, I get it all back when they send the millions.

I can't lose!

greggerypeccary wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 3:42pm:

... wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 3:21pm: I read something very interesting along those lines today.  Apparently some very attractive and busty asian girls desperately want a boyfriend.  I would have thought girls like that wouldn't have any trouble finding a man, but who am I to argue with the internet? Funny you should mention that. I've got some money coming from Nigeria (should be here any day now) which I'll be using to bring some of those lovely busty girls over to Australia with.

I had someone on my skype claiming they were looking for someone with my surname..and they have been looking all over the world...they even sent an email address I was so tempted but thought they could hack into my computer..so I blocked him but he said he was from Nigeria..

having watched Dr Phil and seen the women that have been sucked in right until their bank accounts are cleaned out......the web is making it so easy for conmen..they dont even have to look halfway decent..

greggerypeccary wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 4:19pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 4:15pm: greggerypeccary wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 3:42pm: ... wrote on May 5th, 2013 at 3:21pm: I read something very interesting along those lines today.  Apparently some very attractive and busty asian girls desperately want a boyfriend.  I would have thought girls like that wouldn't have any trouble finding a man, but who am I to argue with the internet? Funny you should mention that. I've got some money coming from Nigeria (should be here any day now) which I'll be using to bring some of those lovely busty girls over to Australia with. Same here. I've inherited millions. What fortune! Would you believe the tight old bint didn't cover the $2,500 service costs though?? All those millions too! The first $2,500 I sent didn't arrive, so I had to send another $2,500. No problems though, I get it all back when they send the millions. I can't lose!

funny... the thing is people believe it.....and do send money!!!!!!...

but then I buy lotto/scratchies...who am I to talk.

Lord Herbert wrote on May 5^th, 2013 at 1:28pm:

I opened up my browser to find a notice, dead-centre in the screen, saying: 'Somebody in NSW wants to be your f***buddy'. ;D

If you absolutely have to surf the porn sites then at least use protection. Use Firefox or Crome for a browser, install the latest vetsion of Adblock Plus, use a good anti-virus and anti-malware set up (Avast and Malwarebytes are both free and they work much better then bloated off-the-shelf stuff from Norton or Mccaffee), and any pop-ups/unders that leak through kill via the Task Manager.

Or maybe try not to pound yer pud so much. Just sayin'.

I know of someone who only a few months ago sent his onlyline girlfriend $5000 because she claimed to have been mugged on the streets of Nigeria and she needed it for medical expenses as she had to treat a black eye


My question is, and I don't mean to be racist , but

How can you tell if a black woman has a black eye?????

John Smith wrote on May 11^th, 2013 at 9:14am:

I know of someone who only a few months ago sent his onlyline girlfriend $5000 because she claimed to have been mugged on the streets of Nigeria and she needed it for medical expenses as she had to treat a black eye My question is, and I don't mean to be racist , but How can you tell if a black woman has a black eye?????

Better question would be what do you say to a black woman with a black eye?

Is it...

A) Are you alright, miss?

B) Don't make me tell you twice!

C) Bitch betta have my money. Not some, not half, but all my green. Bitch betta have all my money or else I'm fixin' ta break my foot off in her ass.

D) Bitch, you better put that gun down before I-BLAMBLAMBLAM

Whoa there Chard.  Back it off a tad please.  See my PM.

:)

I take it you didn't pick A?

Chard wrote on May 13^th, 2013 at 12:55pm:

I take it you didn't pick A?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmtmgxk2J1g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQx5lYQazqk

I'm not wasting one hour twenty plus minutes, Chard!

;)

Aussie wrote on May 13^th, 2013 at 4:38pm:

I'm not wasting one hour twenty plus minutes, Chard! ;)

It wouldn't be a waste.  That's one hilarious film. Brilliant piss take on1970s Blaxploitation flicks.