How dare they? These people are vile. Not only does Matty have the form, he has extensive experience in politics.

I think he'd be a wonderful asset for the Dunedin Libs.

Thoughts?

Does Matty do volunteer work like Abbott? Fire fighter, lifeguards? cycling for charity .... all things you need to start early on in your career Matty so that you can later tell those lefties how great you are.

Karnal wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 2:23pm:

How dare they? These people are vile. Not only does Matty have the form, he has extensive experience in politics. I think he'd be a wonderful asset for the Dunedin Libs. Thoughts?

My biggest concern is Clive Palmer getting his grubby hands on young  Matty, talk about fri yay and his soggy Sao. I think Palmer could recognise the potential in Matty, the Libs best be careful, Matty could be lost to the PUP.

John Smith wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 2:27pm:

Does Matty do volunteer work like Abbott? Fire fighter, lifeguards? cycling for charity .... all things you need to start early on in your career Matty so that you can later tell those lefties how great you are.

Matty is in to dogs, that's why he joined the Greens, just up the road from KFC in Top Ryde. But then Matty found out the Greens did not agree with animal rights to marry humans so he left the party, that was the GREENS loss.

I think when Matty become PM, and he will (then we'll throw that welsh bitch into hell in a charf bag) the 1st thing he sould do is build a great big dam metal hospital for you retards.

;)

;D ;D

Stay away from Fri yay and his soggy Sao Matty, I wouldn't trust him with jatz either dear, the bitch is obsessed with you.

2nd on the list of PM Matty - free biscuits at the mental hospital.

I have a spare bicycle if Matty wants to come over and crank out some kms through the Adelaide Hills.
He cant be a leader if he doesn't look good in lycra  :D

skippy. wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 3:14pm:

Stay away from Fri yay and his soggy Sao Matty, I wouldn't trust him with jatz either dear, the bitch is obsessed with you.

Bush biscuits are the go for a game of soggy biscuit with ya mates   :D

adelcrow wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 3:47pm:

I have a spare bicycle if Matty wants to come over and crank out some kms through the Adelaide Hills. He cant be a leader if he doesn't look good in lycra  :D

Played golf at Narne (near Mt Barker) last weekend - took me 2 days to recover - never seen so many dam hills!!

;D ;D

We don't have any hills...

Highly recommended.............

http://images03.olx.com/ui/11/58/48/1304644756_196495048_4-2002-Yamaha-golf-cart-Vehicles.jpg

skippy. wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 2:32pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 2:27pm: Does Matty do volunteer work like Abbott? Fire fighter, lifeguards? cycling for charity .... all things you need to start early on in your career Matty so that you can later tell those lefties how great you are. Matty is in to dogs, that's why he joined the Greens, just up the road from KFC in Top Ryde. But then Matty found out the Greens did not agree with animal rights to marry humans so he left the party, that was the GREENS loss.

The Drover's Dog likes the look of Matty and can't wait to hump his leg.....

FriYAY wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 3:11pm:

I think when Matty become PM, and he will (then we'll throw that welsh bitch into hell in a charf bag) the 1st thing he sould do is build a great big dam metal hospital for you retards. ;) ;D ;D

Yes Friyay, I agree,  Juliar will end up in a chaff bag. 

Perhaps Matty is growing on the leftards?  Seems Friyay is finally coming around.

FriYAY wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 3:18pm:

2nd on the list of PM Matty - free biscuits at the mental hospital.

What a vile leftard. Mods!!

FriYAY wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 3:11pm:

I think when Matty become PM, and he will (then we'll throw that welsh bitch into hell in a charf bag) the 1st thing he sould do is build a great big dam metal hospital for you retards. ;) ;D ;D

Thank you for your thoughts, Friyay. It’s comforting to see leftards like yourself have finally come around.

Yes, he should and he will. I’ll raise your metal idea with Matty personally.

I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about....

:-?

skippy. wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 3:14pm:

Stay away from Fri yay and his soggy Sao Matty, I wouldn't trust him with jatz either dear, the bitch is obsessed with you.

I have noticed this, Skippy. He keeps talking about wanking Matty.

Unless you can afford a significant campaign contribution, this will not be happening, leftards.

Matty will not be fondled by the general public like other politicians.

Alinta wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:02pm:

I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-?

Matty's a gay guy with political aspirations who posts on here.

Alinta wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:02pm:

I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-?

From Dunedin are you, dear?

Matty’s back with us now. Stop trying to promote our candidate. Matty’s returned.

Life_goes_on wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:04pm:

Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Matty's a gay guy with political aspirations who posts on here.

Matty’s a dish.

Karnal wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:03pm:

skippy. wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 3:14pm: Stay away from Fri yay and his soggy Sao Matty, I wouldn't trust him with jatz either dear, the bitch is obsessed with you. I have noticed this, Skippy. He keeps talking about wanking Matty. Unless you can afford a significant campaign contribution, this will not be happening, leftards. Matty will not be fondled by the general public like other politicians.

And if Friyay wants to fondle Matty he must first go through the selection process conducted by Allen.

"From Dunedin are you, dear?"


Dear????

...and no, Melbourne....

Alinta wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:14pm:

"From Dunedin are you, dear?" Dear???? ...and no, Melbourne....

Ah, must be one of those coffee drinking types, impressed by Mattys greens credentials.  Welcome :). Minimum donations are $20 but if you give $40 tje Matty Knows 2013 campaign will provide you with a personally signed photo of matty.

Exactly. She can line up for a signed photo like everybody else. There will be no favouritism in Matty’s Thunderous Return campaign.

Except for Alan and a select few backers. But that goes without saying.

Do lefties on here still think Matty won't run?


I agree with nothing he ever said - of course I'll vote for him.

Karnal wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:26pm:

Exactly. She can line up for a signed photo like everybody else. There will be no favouritism in Matty’s Thunderous Return campaign. Except for Alan and a select few backers. But that goes without saying.

Karnal, will Matty endorse Pauline? 

Life_goes_on wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:04pm:

Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Matty's a gay guy with political aspirations who posts on here.

Confused would be a better description  :D

adelcrow wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:38pm:

Life_goes_on wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:04pm: Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Matty's a gay guy with political aspirations who posts on here. Confused would be a better description  :D

As am I....wish I'd shut up and not admitted my ignorance....

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:36pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:26pm: Exactly. She can line up for a signed photo like everybody else. There will be no favouritism in Matty’s Thunderous Return campaign. Except for Alan and a select few backers. But that goes without saying. Karnal, will Matty endorse Pauline?

Most definitely. Either this, or make her ambassador to Malaysia or China.

Pauline is needed on the team, that’s for certain.

Alinta wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:02pm:

I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-?

Basically, they do not like him because he's a Liberal supporter. The numerous threads and posts dedicated to him are attempts at ridicule.

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:07pm:

Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Basically, they do not like him because he's a Liberal supporter. The numerous threads and posts dedicated to him are attempts at ridicule.

Wrong .... they do not like him because he knows not what he is talking about, and yet he keeps talking. Try to get it right Misty.

It was a cult developed in his abscense which seems to have gotten a bit out of control with the groundswell of support.

John Smith wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:10pm:

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:07pm: Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Basically, they do not like him because he's a Liberal supporter. The numerous threads and posts dedicated to him are attempts at ridicule. Wrong .... they do not like him because he knows not what he is talking about, and yet he keeps talking. Try to get it right Misty.

umm ... yeah, right.  ::)

No need to lie, just say you don't like his politics.

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:13pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:10pm: Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:07pm: Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Basically, they do not like him because he's a Liberal supporter. The numerous threads and posts dedicated to him are attempts at ridicule. Wrong .... they do not like him because he knows not what he is talking about, and yet he keeps talking. Try to get it right Misty. umm ... yeah, right.  ::) No need to lie, just say you don't like his politics.

I agree, there is no need at all  ... It's him I don't like, not his politics.

Neither humorous nor interesting.

Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny.

This is another one that should be moved.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:20pm:

Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved.

we can't have free speech now can we?

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:20pm:

Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved.

The groundswell of support for Matty is not meant to be funny at all.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:20pm:

Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved.

I think Andrei is trying to also mount a challenge for the leadership.  Keep dreaming Andrei, you're illegal.

Karnal wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 2:23pm:

How dare they? These people are vile. Not only does Matty have the form, he has extensive experience in politics. I think he'd be a wonderful asset for the Dunedin Libs. Thoughts?

Without a doubt Karnal..and you too perhaps and in due course become our foreign minister..oh what joy....imagine the iron allegience of you both..what a team...all the ballshit gone forever and at last in our midst a strong conviction with a steeley resolve.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 7:50pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:20pm: Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved. I think Andrei is trying to also mount a challenge for the leadership.  Keep dreaming Andrei, you're illegal.

Andrei has always been the same, he is very jealous of all the press Matty gets.

skippy. wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 8:25pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 7:50pm: Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:20pm: Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved. I think Andrei is trying to also mount a challenge for the leadership.  Keep dreaming Andrei, you're illegal. Andrei has always been the same, he is very jealous of all the press Matty gets.

Yes but Andrei can never be pm, not as an Afrikaan British Canadian Fijian without a legitimate Australian passport.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 8:33pm:

skippy. wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 8:25pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 7:50pm: Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:20pm: Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved. I think Andrei is trying to also mount a challenge for the leadership.  Keep dreaming Andrei, you're illegal. Andrei has always been the same, he is very jealous of all the press Matty gets. Yes but Andrei can never be pm, not as an Afrikaan British Canadian Fijian without a legitimate Australian passport.

not sure he wants the job ... He would have to live in Australia and it's to expensive for him, besides he gets paid more money now.

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:07pm:

Alinta wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:02pm: I do not understand what this Matty stuff is about.... :-? Basically, they do not like him because he's a Liberal supporter. The numerous threads and posts dedicated to him are attempts at ridicule.

Proof, please. Post a link or admit Matty’s right.

The mods are welcome to ban this one along with that hideous Friyay character and his biscuits.

Serious posters only here, thanks. Time wasters need not apply.

John Smith wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 6:21pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 6:20pm: Neither humorous nor interesting. Karnal's threads on Matty I find not remotely funny. This is another one that should be moved. we can't have free speech now can we?

Absolutely not. It might offend Andrei’s grandparents.

They fought for his right to go to private school, you know.

Not even remotely funny.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 5:12pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:03pm: skippy. wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 3:14pm: Stay away from Fri yay and his soggy Sao Matty, I wouldn't trust him with jatz either dear, the bitch is obsessed with you. I have noticed this, Skippy. He keeps talking about wanking Matty. Unless you can afford a significant campaign contribution, this will not be happening, leftards. Matty will not be fondled by the general public like other politicians. And if Friyay wants to fondle Matty he must first go through the selection process conducted by Allen.

Keep me out of your sick games you dirty faggots.

>:( >:( >:(


Looks for puke button…

FriYAY wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 9:49am:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:12pm: Karnal wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 5:03pm: skippy. wrote on Jun 2nd, 2013 at 3:14pm: Stay away from Fri yay and his soggy Sao Matty, I wouldn't trust him with jatz either dear, the bitch is obsessed with you. I have noticed this, Skippy. He keeps talking about wanking Matty. Unless you can afford a significant campaign contribution, this will not be happening, leftards. Matty will not be fondled by the general public like other politicians. And if Friyay wants to fondle Matty he must first go through the selection process conducted by Allen. Keep me out of your sick games you dirty faggots. >:( >:( >:( Looks for puke button…

But FriYAY, you're the one who enjoys Allens biscuits. No?

Allen, Allen who TF is Allen?

You keep all your dirty faggot toilet jokes in your own disgusting little circle.

When Matty becomes PM you dirty sick creatures will be put back in your place.

Matty’s 3rd task as PM should be to ban the Gay Mardi Gras. :)

Is he back????

I thought it was going to be "Thunderous"

More like SAI- silent and irrelevant.

FriYAY wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 10:55am:

Allen, Allen who TF is Allen? You keep all your dirty faggot toilet jokes in your own disgusting little circle. When Matty becomes PM you dirty sick creatures will be put back in your place. Matty’s 3rd task as PM should be to ban the Gay Mardi Gras. :)

That's right, Matty will ban the yearly celebration of the Gay Mardi Gras, and instead impose a daily celebration of the Gay Mardi Gras.

Go Matty!  MATTY KNOWS! MATTY PM 2013!

Do lefties on here still think Matty won't run?

He entered the 4 X 100 ?

FriYAY wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 10:55am:

Allen, Allen who TF is Allen? You keep all your dirty faggot toilet jokes in your own disgusting little circle. When Matty becomes PM you dirty sick creatures will be put back in your place. Matty’s 3rd task as PM should be to ban the Gay Mardi Gras. :)

Excellent point. I’ll recommend this policy if Matty ever becomes NSW Premier.

As PM, Matty must rise above this sort of thing. Matty loves hommersexuals. He just despises their behaviour.

As an ex-woman, Matty prefers the company of ladies, like Lynn. Who wouldn’t? That woman is a treat.

I think it's a toss up, politics is in decline, power is now privatised.  Matty will surely follow the smart money.

" Deliver me from the sword, my precious life from the power of the dog. ” - Psalm 22

Karnal wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 11:46am:

FriYAY wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 10:55am: Allen, Allen who TF is Allen? You keep all your dirty faggot toilet jokes in your own disgusting little circle. When Matty becomes PM you dirty sick creatures will be put back in your place. Matty’s 3rd task as PM should be to ban the Gay Mardi Gras. :) Excellent point. I’ll recommend this policy if Matty ever becomes NSW Premier. As PM, Matty must rise above this sort of thing. Matty loves hommersexuals. He just despises their behaviour. As an ex-woman, Matty prefers the company of ladies, like Lynn. Who wouldn’t? That woman is a treat.

I disagree Karnal. Matty loves the Mardi Gras. He tried to institute a similar style of parade in Dunedin but those vile leftards unfortunately boycotted

I hate those vile leftard socialist communist facist marxist anarchist antagonist humanist feminist environmentalist scum.

Grey wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 12:15pm:

I think it's a toss up, politics is in decline, power is now privatised.  Matty will surely follow the smart money. " Deliver me from the sword, my precious life from the power of the dog. ” - Psalm 22

True, Grey. The smart money’s with Alan and his backers. Matty’s definately their man in the Lodge.

As an atheist, Alan will never warm to Mr Abbott too much. Matty has an opportunity to really cash in.

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 12:37pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 11:46am: FriYAY wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 10:55am: Allen, Allen who TF is Allen? You keep all your dirty faggot toilet jokes in your own disgusting little circle. When Matty becomes PM you dirty sick creatures will be put back in your place. Matty’s 3rd task as PM should be to ban the Gay Mardi Gras. :) Excellent point. I’ll recommend this policy if Matty ever becomes NSW Premier. As PM, Matty must rise above this sort of thing. Matty loves hommersexuals. He just despises their behaviour. As an ex-woman, Matty prefers the company of ladies, like Lynn. Who wouldn’t? That woman is a treat. I disagree Karnal. Matty loves the Mardi Gras. He tried to institute a similar style of parade in Dunedin but those vile leftards unfortunately boycotted I hate those vile leftard socialist communist facist marxist anarchist antagonist humanist feminist environmentalist scum.

I agree. They should not be allowed to post in a civilized forum.

These people are hideous.  Look at this country-shopper, this Andrei Hicks. To think we let such rubbish people into our country. Shoe shiners, goat herders and bean counters, and not one with real white blood in his veins.

I’d like to see them banned. They can be sent back to Timbuktu for all I care.

Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas...


Hang your head Rambo.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 6:00pm:

At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas... Hang your head Rambo.

Mr Hicks.  Can you explain to me what the heck that is all about?

:-?

Aussie wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 6:06pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:00pm: At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas... Hang your head Rambo. Mr Hicks.  Can you explain to me what the heck that is all about? :-?

Episode 14 Series 25 of Bananas in Pyjamas .... at Andrei's house it's called a documentary.

John Smith wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 6:11pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:06pm: Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:00pm: At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas... Hang your head Rambo. Mr Hicks.  Can you explain to me what the heck that is all about? :-? Episode 14 Series 25 of Bananas in Pyjamas .... at Andrei's house it's called a documentary.

I think at Andrei's house it's called a bloody good time ;) 

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 7:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:11pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:06pm: Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:00pm: At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas... Hang your head Rambo. Mr Hicks.  Can you explain to me what the heck that is all about? :-? Episode 14 Series 25 of Bananas in Pyjamas .... at Andrei's house it's called a documentary. I think at Andrei's house it's called a bloody good time ;)

Nah, it would normally be a good time for him except that all he can think about when watching it is all those undeserving dole bludgers and lessor beings who also get to watch it, and haven't contributed to it ... he would enjoy it more if only he could see it.

John Smith wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 6:11pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:06pm: Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:00pm: At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas... Hang your head Rambo. Mr Hicks.  Can you explain to me what the heck that is all about? 0 :-? Episode 14 Series 25 of Bananas in Pyjamas .... at Andrei's house it's called a documentary.

Right. This clown thinks the Vietnam war was a cartoon. He’s taking the p!ss out of the blokes who fought and died to save the Diem regime in South Vietnam and stop the chows ending up in Australia.

In my house, we call this sort of bloke a dog. If we catch one, we introduce him to the old girl’s broomstick and let them have it out with each other.

Love you long time, Yarpie.

Do lefties on here still think Matty won't run?

He doesn't seem to be the type to be too fast.

Karnal wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 7:16pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:11pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:06pm: Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 6:00pm: At the end of the day though mate, I wasn't one of the people who brought disgrace to the nation by being beaten up by a bunch of blokes who got around in tunnels wearing pyjamas... Hang your head Rambo. Mr Hicks.  Can you explain to me what the heck that is all about? 0 :-? Episode 14 Series 25 of Bananas in Pyjamas .... at Andrei's house it's called a documentary. Right. This clown thinks the Vietnam war was a cartoon. He’s taking the p!ss out of the blokes who fought and died to save the Diem regime in South Vietnam and stop the chows ending up in Australia. In my house, we call this sort of bloke a dog. If we catch one, we introduce him to the old girl’s broomstick and let them have it out with each other. Love you long time, Yarpie.

Is that what he was going on about?

bugger me ... and he claims he's an Australian .... he's a disgrace.

Mr Hicks.  Is that correct?  You are putting poo on our blokes who fought in Vietnam?

Do lefties on here still think Matty won't run?

Depends on who is chasing him.

Aussie wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 7:35pm:

Mr Hicks.  Is that correct?  You are putting poo on our blokes who fought in Vietnam?

That’s exactly what he’s doing. He reckons me and my mates - decent Aussie blokes - can’t take on a bunch of chows with sh!t-smeared bamboo spikes. And this, coming from some Starbucks-drinking, suit-off-the-rack desk-clown in San Diego.

We had sh!theads like this in Nam. The kids used to laugh at them in the street. Even the nuns knew they were a joke. Ever wonder why we lost?

Blame sh!t-stained Gomer Pile types like Andrei Hicks. Quite a few of were generals. With computers.

Us and the chinks knew exactly what they were: p!ssant Yanks who turned everything they touched to sh!t. They managed to bugger up the global financial system a few years later, but by then the jig was up.

The rest of the world’s finally cottoned on. No one listens to them anymore. The chinks have got it in the bag.

Come over to my place, Andrei. The Mrs has put the broomstick in the spare bedroom. I’ll whack on a bit of Glyde if it makes you feel any better.

Zzzzzzzzzz  ;D

Still you seemed to have grown up a lot Rambo?

Got any more stories about Matty in Dunedin?
They are hilarious my vriend!

Karnal wrote on Jun 4^th, 2013 at 12:45am:

Aussie wrote on Jun 3rd, 2013 at 7:35pm: Mr Hicks.  Is that correct?  You are putting poo on our blokes who fought in Vietnam? That’s exactly what he’s doing. He reckons me and my mates - decent Aussie blokes - can’t take on a bunch of chows with sh!t-smeared bamboo spikes. And this, coming from some Starbucks-drinking, suit-off-the-rack desk-clown in San Diego. We had sh!theads like this in Nam. The kids used to laugh at them in the street. Even the nuns knew they were a joke. Ever wonder why we lost? Blame sh!t-stained Gomer Pile types like Andrei Hicks. Quite a few of were generals. With computers. Us and the chinks knew exactly what they were: p!ssant Yanks who turned everything they touched to sh!t. They managed to bugger up the global financial system a few years later, but by then the jig was up. The rest of the world’s finally cottoned on. No one listens to them anymore. The chinks have got it in the bag. Come over to my place, Andrei. The Mrs has put the broomstick in the spare bedroom. I’ll whack on a bit of Glyde if it makes you feel any better.

Pay no attention to Andrei. He's just a bitter idiot, who's daddy paid too much for school and all Andrei could muster up is to work behind a desk at an oil company. ;D  Talk about waste of space. 

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 4^th, 2013 at 1:17am:

Zzzzzzzzzz  ;D Still you seemed to have grown up a lot Rambo? Got any more stories about Matty in Dunedin? They are hilarious my vriend!

How would you know what a grown up looks like?

John Smith wrote on Jun 4^th, 2013 at 11:21am:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jun 4th, 2013 at 1:17am: Zzzzzzzzzz  ;D Still you seemed to have grown up a lot Rambo? Got any more stories about Matty in Dunedin? They are hilarious my vriend! How would you know what a grown up looks like?

He’s seen a few holding the broom end of the broomstick. Back in Nam we had a special treat for clowns like this - the business end of an M16 inserted firmly up said clown’s Khyber Pass.

They used to squeal like stuck pigs. Until they got used to it.

Then they fvckin loved it.

Listen up, leftards - the Libs are on the up and up, Mr Abbott’s almost in the Lodge, Pauline’s running, and Matty’s back to stay.

Now is the Winter of our discontent. Australia’s back on track again. You leftards won’t like it, but you’ll come around in the end. You always do. Where are you going to go?

New Zealand?

Not on Matty’s watch you won’t.

Karnal wrote on Jun 4^th, 2013 at 11:31pm:

Listen up, leftards - the Libs are on the up and up, Mr Abbott’s almost in the Lodge, Pauline’s running, and Matty’s back to stay. Now is the Winter of our discontent. Australia’s back on track again. You leftards won’t like it, but you’ll come around in the end. You always do. Where are you going to go? New Zealand? Not on Matty’s watch you won’t.

'Give 'em enough rope', is often, but not always, good policy.

I believe Pauline got the nod to make the running, they need somebody out there making the monk look moderate. It might as well be somebody Matty has worked with before, doing the same job.

Grey wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 12:25pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 4th, 2013 at 11:31pm: Listen up, leftards - the Libs are on the up and up, Mr Abbott’s almost in the Lodge, Pauline’s running, and Matty’s back to stay. Now is the Winter of our discontent. Australia’s back on track again. You leftards won’t like it, but you’ll come around in the end. You always do. Where are you going to go? New Zealand? Not on Matty’s watch you won’t. 'Give 'em enough rope', is often, but not always, good policy. I believe Pauline got the nod to make the running, they need somebody out there making the monk look moderate. It might as well be somebody Matty has worked with before, doing the same job.

True, Grey. Matty has worked with David Oldfield before. He used to call into his radio program.

When I last used these forums, many months aago, people were trying to ascertain whether matty was male, female, or some mutant trans gender creature, because the stories it wrote were very confusing.
Married, living here there and everywhere, greens member abbott supporter, it was way too days of our lives for me to follow.
So, has it picked a gender, and location, and ideology it can settle on yet?

mozzaok wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 12:52pm:

When I last used these forums, many months aago, people were trying to ascertain whether matty was male, female, or some mutant trans gender creature, because the stories it wrote were very confusing. Married, living here there and everywhere, greens member abbott supporter, it was way too days of our lives for me to follow. So, has it picked a gender, and location, and ideology it can settle on yet?

Lucky you, Mozz, Matty has just returned from NZ where is created a Liberal party chapter in the city of Duneden. He only started posting here again last week. As far as we know Matty will be running for parliament on the back of a policy to legalise same sex unions between humans and their pets.

mozzaok wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 12:52pm:

When I last used these forums, many months aago, people were trying to ascertain whether matty was male, female, or some mutant trans gender creature, because the stories it wrote were very confusing. Married, living here there and everywhere, greens member abbott supporter, it was way too days of our lives for me to follow. So, has it picked a gender, and location, and ideology it can settle on yet?

It is true, Mozzoak. Matty is all those things.

As has been said, his return shall also be thunderous.

skippy. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 1:02pm:

mozzaok wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 12:52pm: When I last used these forums, many months aago, people were trying to ascertain whether matty was male, female, or some mutant trans gender creature, because the stories it wrote were very confusing. Married, living here there and everywhere, greens member abbott supporter, it was way too days of our lives for me to follow. So, has it picked a gender, and location, and ideology it can settle on yet? Lucky you, Mozz, Matty has just returned from NZ where is created a Liberal party chapter in the city of Duneden. He only started posting here again last week. As far as we know Matty will be running for parliament on the back of a policy to legalise same sex unions between humans and their pets.

Matty has been campaigning on animal welfare issues for a number of years, Skippy. I find it highly consistent with his past advocacy that Matty would support the pet marriage issue. This is gaining electoral ground in a number of marginal seats and has huge public support. Frankly, a number of people are fed up with these animals living in sin. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, I say.

The Libs would surely benefit from having such a campaigner inside the tent, as it were.

Only Mr Abbott can stop the boats, overturn the carbon tax, end the Labor waste and ditch the witch. This should be quite easy to do in one term.

After that, the Libs will need to work on the issues important to all Australians. I can't think of a politician better placed to do this than Matty. Surely he's the most sensible choice for Liberal leader after Mr Abbott.

Thoughts?

Karnal wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 2:40pm:

Only Mr Abbott can stop the boats, overturn the carbon tax, end the Labor waste and ditch the witch. This should be quite easy to do in one term. After that, the Libs will need to work on the issues important to all Australians. I can't think of a politician better placed to do this than Matty. Surely he's the most sensible choice for Liberal leader after Mr Abbott. Thoughts?

Have you heard about the latest polls?  Matty has overwhelming support and people are already saying he is the greatest pm this country has ever had; without him even spending one day in the job!  The world will be so much better and rainbows will shine on us every day with Matty as pm!  Go Matty!!!

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 3:12pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 2:40pm: Only Mr Abbott can stop the boats, overturn the carbon tax, end the Labor waste and ditch the witch. This should be quite easy to do in one term. After that, the Libs will need to work on the issues important to all Australians. I can't think of a politician better placed to do this than Matty. Surely he's the most sensible choice for Liberal leader after Mr Abbott. Thoughts? Have you heard about the latest polls?  Matty has overwhelming support and people are already saying he is the greatest pm this country has ever had; without him even spending one day in the job!  The world will be so much better and rainbows will shine on us every day with Matty as pm!  Go Matty!!!

I agree, Alevine. And as for Matty not having spent one day on the job, look at Bob Hawke. He wasn't even an MP when Fraser announced the 83 election.

I think Matty's leaving his run until the last minute. The people of Australia clearly want him in - perhaps Matty's just teasing us.

What a meanie.

Matty has many blue ties.

I should hope so, Friyay. He needs to prove JuLiar right on that one.

Karnal wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 3:23pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 3:12pm: Karnal wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 2:40pm: Only Mr Abbott can stop the boats, overturn the carbon tax, end the Labor waste and ditch the witch. This should be quite easy to do in one term. After that, the Libs will need to work on the issues important to all Australians. I can't think of a politician better placed to do this than Matty. Surely he's the most sensible choice for Liberal leader after Mr Abbott. Thoughts? Have you heard about the latest polls?  Matty has overwhelming support and people are already saying he is the greatest pm this country has ever had; without him even spending one day in the job!  The world will be so much better and rainbows will shine on us every day with Matty as pm!  Go Matty!!! I agree, Alevine. And as for Matty not having spent one day on the job, look at Bob Hawke. He wasn't even an MP when Fraser announced the 83 election. I think Matty's leaving his run until the last minute. The people of Australia clearly want him in - perhaps Matty's just teasing us. What a meanie.

I think Matty should do the honours of putting all these leftards into the chaff bag. He can start with Friyay, and his biscuits.

FriYAY wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 3:34pm:

Matty has many blue ties.

GOOD! HASN'T JULIAR PROVEN WOMEN AREN"T FIT FOR POLITICS?

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 4:06pm:

FriYAY wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 3:34pm: Matty has many blue ties. GOOD! HASN'T JULIAR PROVEN WOMEN AREN"T FIT FOR POLITICS?

She sure as hell isn’t helping the cause is she?

Deceit – that’s what she’ll be remembered for.

FriYAY wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 4:34pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 4:06pm: FriYAY wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 3:34pm: Matty has many blue ties. GOOD! HASN'T JULIAR PROVEN WOMEN AREN"T FIT FOR POLITICS? She sure as hell isn’t helping the cause is she? Deceit – that’s what she’ll be remembered for.

But the contrary she has destroyed all women with her lying! ARGH! JULIAR YOU WITCH!

Karnal wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 1:22pm:

skippy. wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 1:02pm: mozzaok wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 12:52pm: When I last used these forums, many months aago, people were trying to ascertain whether matty was male, female, or some mutant trans gender creature, because the stories it wrote were very confusing. Married, living here there and everywhere, greens member abbott supporter, it was way too days of our lives for me to follow. So, has it picked a gender, and location, and ideology it can settle on yet? Lucky you, Mozz, Matty has just returned from NZ where is created a Liberal party chapter in the city of Duneden. He only started posting here again last week. As far as we know Matty will be running for parliament on the back of a policy to legalise same sex unions between humans and their pets. Matty has been campaigning on animal welfare issues for a number of years, Skippy. I find it highly consistent with his past advocacy that Matty would support the pet marriage issue. This is gaining electoral ground in a number of marginal seats and has huge public support. Frankly, a number of people are fed up with these animals living in sin. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, I say. The Libs would surely benefit from having such a campaigner inside the tent, as it were.

I am deeply offended by the use of the 'pet' word. It's a word steeped in the patronising attitudes towards 'the other' that Matty is trying so hard to eradicate. Here a group of fellows from Matty's congregation discuss some of the odditties in hukind they've come to terms with.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 4:06pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 3:23pm: sir prince duke alevine wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 3:12pm: Karnal wrote on Jun 13th, 2013 at 2:40pm: Only Mr Abbott can stop the boats, overturn the carbon tax, end the Labor waste and ditch the witch. This should be quite easy to do in one term. After that, the Libs will need to work on the issues important to all Australians. I can't think of a politician better placed to do this than Matty. Surely he's the most sensible choice for Liberal leader after Mr Abbott. Thoughts? Have you heard about the latest polls?  Matty has overwhelming support and people are already saying he is the greatest pm this country has ever had; without him even spending one day in the job!  The world will be so much better and rainbows will shine on us every day with Matty as pm!  Go Matty!!! I agree, Alevine. And as for Matty not having spent one day on the job, look at Bob Hawke. He wasn't even an MP when Fraser announced the 83 election. I think Matty's leaving his run until the last minute. The people of Australia clearly want him in - perhaps Matty's just teasing us. What a meanie. I think Matty should do the honours of putting all these leftards into the chaff bag. He can start with Friyay, and his biscuits.

Yes, don't forget the biscuits, Fri Yay is very fond of his biscuits.