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Troops mount final assault on Nairobi terrorists who killed 59 KENYAN troops are locked in a fierce firefight with Somali militants inside an up-market Nairobi shopping mall, in a final push to end a siege that has left 59 dead and 200 wounded, with an unknown number of hostages still being held. Heavy gunfire could be heard as Kenyan security officials said they were attempting to kill or capture the remaining attackers and end to the 22-hour-long bloodbath at the Westgate mall. Somalia's al-Qaida-inspired Shebab rebels said the carnage at the part Israeli-owned complex mall was in retaliation for Kenya's military intervention in Somalia, where African Union troops are battling the Islamists. After a day and night of sometimes ferocious gun battles, security sources said police and soldiers had finally "pinned down" the gunmen. The Kenyan Red Cross appealed for blood donations and authorities urged residents to steer clear of the area. "We are still battling with the attackers and our forces have managed to maroon the attackers on one of the floors," said Kenyan military spokesman Colonel Cyrus Oguna. [...] http://www.news.com.au/world-news/kenya-crisis-heavy-gunfire-inside-mall/story-fndir2ev-1226724454313

Halla commands you to continue with that jihad because it merely means inner struggle. Halla, may his benevolence reach us all, loves nothing more than a good jihad.

::)

Gastroenteritis is also 'inner' struggle. No less nasty, either.

Soren wrote on Sep 22^nd, 2013 at 10:48pm:

Gastroenteritis is also 'inner' struggle. No less nasty, either.

Karnal would know all about that.

And he will be along shortly, talkin' shite as only he can - Paki gastro jihad, innit.

That's our PB. Coulda been a somebody but he always wanted to be a Mongol. Made it to mong and stopped. Mustn't grumble, though. Coulda been stopping at Mo - even worse. So we should be grateful that he is a wee mong with an arse fetish.

Coulda been worse.

Salaam Aleikum, my dear brothers. Gud is great, no?

Try Innerrr-Heealth Plus. It works to replace haram bacteria in the stomach with halal bacteria. I can recommend this product most strongly.

Gud is within all, friends. Bless Him, bless Him. Verily, it is written He dwells deep within.

For a Gudly stomach, I can recommend this product to all.

Allah Uakbar!

Soren wrote on Sep 22^nd, 2013 at 11:44pm:

And he will be along shortly, talkin' shite as only he can - Paki gastro jihad, innit. That's our PB. Coulda been a somebody but he always wanted to be a Mongol. Made it to mong and stopped. Mustn't grumble, though. Coulda been stopping at Mo - even worse. So we should be grateful that he is a wee mong with an arse fetish. Coulda been worse.

It is so. He coulda been a cheese-dealing Hun with IBS.

Gud is great!

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2013 at 12:31am:

Salaam Aleikum, my dear brothers. Gud is great, no? Try Innerrr-Heealth Plus. It works to replace haram bacteria in the stomach with halal bacteria. I can recommend this product most strongly. Gud is within all, friends. Bless Him, bless Him. Verily, it is written He dwells deep within. For a Gudly stomach, I can recommend this product to all. Allah Uakbar!

And HEEEEEEEERRRRE's Wally the Clown!

It is the patient. Take your medicine, patient. Otherwise you will feel a pain inside your bottom, yes?

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2013 at 12:51am:

It is the patient. Take your medicine, patient. Otherwise you will feel a pain inside your bottom, yes?

Soren actually enjoys a pain inside his bottom.

He also enjoys being a pain in the bottom.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYzQb6cc5E

You would have to be having an inner struggle yourself if you think that Islam is worthy of being in the same league as other cultures.

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2013 at 1:02am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 12:51am: It is the patient. Take your medicine, patient. Otherwise you will feel a pain inside your bottom, yes? Soren actually enjoys a pain inside his bottom. He also enjoys being a pain in the bottom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYzQb6cc5E

Ah, my friend, you give him a good one in the other thread. You are most kind. You give old boy a nice big bottom to eat.

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2013 at 1:02am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 12:51am: It is the patient. Take your medicine, patient. Otherwise you will feel a pain inside your bottom, yes? Soren actually enjoys a pain inside his bottom. He also enjoys being a pain in the bottom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYzQb6cc5E

Thinking in popsongs.  The whole thing looks hideous.
Who's the crazy mother you take your ideas from?

UnSubRocky wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2013 at 2:42am:

You would have to be having an inner struggle yourself if you think that Islam is worthy of being in the same league as other cultures.

I suppose we should instead all be fundamentalist Christians?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

|dev|null wrote on Sep 24^th, 2013 at 1:04pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 2:42am: You would have to be having an inner struggle yourself if you think that Islam is worthy of being in the same league as other cultures. I suppose we should instead all be fundamentalist Christians?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hard to know what to think of the mind that imagines that is a good counterpoint. 

Only early yet but I reckon that will win the prize for todays most idiotic riposte.

|dev|null wrote on Sep 24^th, 2013 at 1:04pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 2:42am: You would have to be having an inner struggle yourself if you think that Islam is worthy of being in the same league as other cultures. I suppose we should instead all be fundamentalist Christians?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, it would be a slight step up, but a long way off agnosticism...

|dev|null wrote on Sep 24^th, 2013 at 1:04pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 2:42am: You would have to be having an inner struggle yourself if you think that Islam is worthy of being in the same league as other cultures. I suppose we should instead all be fundamentalist Christians?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

For you, any change would be an improvement.

If Karnal and SOB had a love child he would be just like you.

Ah, habibi, I love all childrens. Top, bottom, all.

You have a lovey cheese, no?

Gud is great.

The French (Jihad) Connection
How a routine search for drugs turned up a terrorist
19 June 2014

If cannabis were legal in France, Mehdi Nemmouche would be safely in Algeria, instead of under lock and key awaiting extradition to Belgium. Nemmouche was on his way to his father’s native Algeria when French customs agents in Marseille searched the bus on which he had travelled from Amsterdam. They were looking for drugs.

What they found instead in Nemmouche’s possession was a Kalashnikov rifle, a revolver, lots of ammunition, a gas mask, a short video of the weapons in his possession accompanied by a verbal commentary (probably in his voice) on the recent murder of four Jews at the Jewish Museum in Brussels, clothing similar to that worn by the perpetrator of that attack, and a white flag with the words Islamic State of Iraq and of the Levant in Arabic inscribed on it. No man is guilty until proven so in a court of law, of course, but the prosecuting authorities allowed themselves to say that the presumptive evidence against Nemmouche was very strong.

Nemmouche’s story is depressingly banal, at least in this context, and brings to mind that of Mohamed Merah, another young man of Algerian parentage, who in 2012 shot dead three French paratroopers and four other people—three children and a teacher—at a Jewish school in Toulouse, before being killed himself by French security forces after a siege at his home.

Nemmouche was abandoned by his father soon after his birth in 1985, leaving him in the charge of a mother who could not cope; he was placed in foster care at the age of three months. His siblings were likewise placed in care. At his own request, he went to live with his grandmother when he was 17. A teacher took him under his wing, and he tried but failed to become an electrician. Instead, he turned to crime and was convicted seven times for such offenses as driving without a license, auto theft, and robbery. His last sentence, from 2007–12, was for another violent robbery, among other crimes.

Never having been religious, Nemmouche was converted to jihadi Islam in prison. Known to the French intelligence services, he dropped out of sight after getting out of prison and began travelling in Europe and Asia. He spent a year in Syria but tried to cover his tracks with trips to Malaysia, Thailand, and Singapore. When he returned to Europe, the authorities at Frankfurt airport, suspicious of the travels recorded in his passport, alerted their French counterparts. However, he again disappeared until, quite by chance, the customs officers found him in Marseille. It appears that, since his return to Europe, he had lived by petty crime. Jihad is a concept perfectly suited to giving psychopaths the idea that their viciousness serves an ideal other than their own gratification.

The French president, François Hollande, with his talent for making himself look ridiculous or contemptible in the eyes of his compatriots, tried to reassure the population that the security situation was under control and that there was nothing to worry about. Nemmouche, he said, had been apprehended as soon as he set foot in France—overlooking the fact that it was quite by chance that he was apprehended, and that Marseille is about as far from the Belgian border as it is possible to get while still remaining in France.

Not long ago, the European Court of Human Rights displayed its unutterable incompetence and stupidity by ruling that imprisonment in perpetuity is against fundamental human rights. The court thinks that a crime such as Nemmouche’s is forgivable, and moreover, that it is his human right to be given a chance of rehabilitation, presumably by some kind of moral physiotherapy.
http://www.city-journal.org/2014/eon0619td.html