The ALP Caucus elected the shadow ministry today. It will consist of:

1) Leader: Bill Shorten
2) Deputy Leader: Tanya Plibersek
3) Senate Leader: Senator Penny Wong
4) Senate Deputy Leader: Senator Stephen Conroy
5) Anthony Albanese
6) Sharon Bird
7) Chris Bowen
8) Tony Burke
10) Mark Butler
11) Senator Kim Carr
12) Jason Clare
13) Julie Collins
14) Mark Dreyfus
15) Kate Ellis
16) Senator Don Farrell
17) David Feeney
18) Joel Fitzgibbon
19) Gary Gray
20) Senator Doug Cameron
21) Catherine King
22) Andrew Leigh
23) Jenny Macklin
24) Richard Marles
25) Senator Jan McLucas
26) Senator Claire Moore
27) Shayne Neumann
28) Brendan O’Connor
29) Melissa Parke
30) Bernie Ripoll
31) Michelle Rowland



Who do you think will get what shadow portfolios.

I would like to see Doug Cameron get the workplace relation portfolio.

Im a little annoyed that Labor doesn't have a National Party retard quota like the Libs do  ;D

John S wrote on Oct 15^th, 2013 at 7:02am:

The ALP Caucus elected the shadow ministry today. It will consist of: 1) Leader: Bill Shorten 2) Deputy Leader: Tanya Plibersek 3) Senate Leader: Senator Penny Wong 4) Senate Deputy Leader: Senator Stephen Conroy 5) Anthony Albanese 6) Sharon Bird 7) Chris Bowen 8) Tony Burke 10) Mark Butler 11) Senator Kim Carr 12) Jason Clare 13) Julie Collins 14) Mark Dreyfus 15) Kate Ellis 16) Senator Don Farrell 17) David Feeney 18) Joel Fitzgibbon 19) Gary Gray 20) Senator Doug Cameron 21) Catherine King 22) Andrew Leigh 23) Jenny Macklin 24) Richard Marles 25) Senator Jan McLucas 26) Senator Claire Moore 27) Shayne Neumann 28) Brendan O’Connor 29) Melissa Parke 30) Bernie Ripoll 31) Michelle Rowland Who do you think will get what shadow portfolios. I would like to see Doug Cameron get the workplace relation portfolio.

Looks like a police line-up. Any one of those people wouldn't be out of place playing a dodgy character in Law and Order. Are you mad Wild One? Cameron with a portfolio; he doesn't even speak English.

well hes true to his word he has the gay but where the aboriginal the left handed postman..the muslim and the jew...


god I hope his wife is okay with all those shelias on the benches......sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees..

theres a few gillard groupies there as well... ;) ;) ;)

no krudd or carr.. ::) ::)

cods wrote on Oct 15^th, 2013 at 7:08am:

well hes true to his word he has the gay but where the aboriginal the left handed postman..the muslim and the jew... god I hope his wife is okay with all those shelias on the benches......sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.. theres a few gillard groupies there as well... ;) ;) ;) no krudd or carr.. ::) ::)

Ahhhh cods, you want to be hand-fed don't you. The trick is a clever one devised by Mr Bill Shittin' himself. Hidden within that list of 31 brain dead (yes that group is well represented as well) individuals are 4 people of Aboriginal descent; 2 muslims, 1 Nazi, 8 poofters, 3 ex-criminals, 1 jew, 4 mutha phuking uglies, one phone sex addict, 2 sadists, 1 sex reassignment candidate, and a number of others who don't know what the phuk they are. The ALP trick is left to you to discover which one belongs in which category; an exercise in taxonomy that may one day replace the humble crossword.

salad in wrote on Oct 15^th, 2013 at 7:26am:

cods wrote on Oct 15th, 2013 at 7:08am: well hes true to his word he has the gay but where the aboriginal the left handed postman..the muslim and the jew... god I hope his wife is okay with all those shelias on the benches......sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.. theres a few gillard groupies there as well... ;) ;) ;) no krudd or carr.. ::) ::) Ahhhh cods, you want to be hand-fed don't you. The trick is a clever one devised by Mr Bill Shittin' himself. Hidden within that list of 31 brain dead (yes that group is well represented as well) individuals are 4 people of Aboriginal descent; 2 muslims, 1 Nazi, 8 poofters, 3 ex-criminals, 1 jew, 4 mutha phuking uglies, one phone sex addict, 2 sadists, 1 sex reassignment candidate, and a number of others who don't know what the phuk they are. The ALP trick is left to you to discover which one belongs in which category; an exercise in taxonomy that may one day replace the humble crossword.

well I am blowed... you are so good at picking them out I would never have known.. ::) ::)

thank god we have people like yourself doing our thinking for us.. I would have thought shorty had LIED to us..and thats not a nice thing for a labrat to do is it.. ;)

so thanks for that

I still like the Libs quota for brain dead Nationals..it sure beats a quota for a group that makes up 50% of the population..women  ;D

The labor shadow cabinet is exactly that, they will be in the shadows for a minimum of 3 terms. God bless Australians for making the right decision.

De-registered User wrote on Oct 15^th, 2013 at 7:54am:

The labor shadow cabinet is exactly that, they will be in the shadows for a minimum of 3 terms. God bless Australians for making the right decision.

whos tossing up for Foreign Minister do you know???..we knew Tanny would be deputy...though bill needs to watch his back.. as she is already being toted as the next FEMALE PM....

but kevies old job mmmm..... seems sort of ...well   are they afraid to talk about it.. in case he hears??? scary I guess.