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Message started by Deathridesahorse on Dec 12th, 2013 at 5:47pm

Title: gay marriage
Post by Deathridesahorse on Dec 12th, 2013 at 5:47pm
Sickness personified!

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 12th, 2013 at 5:49pm


Show us where he touched you:





Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by JC Denton on Dec 12th, 2013 at 8:54pm
i havent missed much have i?

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by Deathridesahorse on Dec 13th, 2013 at 3:48am

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 12th, 2013 at 5:49pm:
Show us where he touched you:



Honestly, why do women bother wearing lipstick?

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by Frank on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:03pm
California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

SACRAMENTO, CA — With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

"This is a day that will be remembered forever," said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. "The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended."

The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.

Critics accused the new ban of being overtly discriminatory, largely due to the fact that it discriminates against heterosexuals. Newsom was quick to deny the criticism. "Totally not true," he said. "Heterosexuality was invented by white colonizers to force people out of their natural gay state. Everyone who went to college at one of our prestigious universities should know that."

At publishing time, lawmakers in California were reportedly setting their sights on passing new legislation that would remove children from heterosexual parents and send them to live with 50-year-old drag queens.






Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by JaSin of Peanut Butter on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:06pm

Frank wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:03pm:
California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

SACRAMENTO, CA — With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

"This is a day that will be remembered forever," said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. "The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended."

The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.

Critics accused the new ban of being overtly discriminatory, largely due to the fact that it discriminates against heterosexuals. Newsom was quick to deny the criticism. "Totally not true," he said. "Heterosexuality was invented by white colonizers to force people out of their natural gay state. Everyone who went to college at one of our prestigious universities should know that."

At publishing time, lawmakers in California were reportedly setting their sights on passing new legislation that would remove children from heterosexual parents and send them to live with 50-year-old drag queens.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by John Smith on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:07pm

Frank wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:03pm:
California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

SACRAMENTO, CA — With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

"This is a day that will be remembered forever," said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. "The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended."

The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.

Critics accused the new ban of being overtly discriminatory, largely due to the fact that it discriminates against heterosexuals. Newsom was quick to deny the criticism. "Totally not true," he said. "Heterosexuality was invented by white colonizers to force people out of their natural gay state. Everyone who went to college at one of our prestigious universities should know that."

At publishing time, lawmakers in California were reportedly setting their sights on passing new legislation that would remove children from heterosexual parents and send them to live with 50-year-old drag queens.


You moron


Quote:
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Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by JaSin of Peanut Butter on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:07pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 12th, 2013 at 5:49pm:
Show us where he touched you:



Pull your pants down for Peccary the Penis Lover and show him where he touched you.  ;D

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by JaSin of Peanut Butter on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:09pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:07pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:03pm:
California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

SACRAMENTO, CA — With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

"This is a day that will be remembered forever," said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. "The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended."

The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.

Critics accused the new ban of being overtly discriminatory, largely due to the fact that it discriminates against heterosexuals. Newsom was quick to deny the criticism. "Totally not true," he said. "Heterosexuality was invented by white colonizers to force people out of their natural gay state. Everyone who went to college at one of our prestigious universities should know that."

At publishing time, lawmakers in California were reportedly setting their sights on passing new legislation that would remove children from heterosexual parents and send them to live with 50-year-old drag queens.


You moron


Quote:
Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox!

When translated, it comes out as "Gooney Goo-Goo"   ;D

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by freediver on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:21pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:07pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:03pm:
California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

SACRAMENTO, CA — With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

"This is a day that will be remembered forever," said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. "The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended."

The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.

Critics accused the new ban of being overtly discriminatory, largely due to the fact that it discriminates against heterosexuals. Newsom was quick to deny the criticism. "Totally not true," he said. "Heterosexuality was invented by white colonizers to force people out of their natural gay state. Everyone who went to college at one of our prestigious universities should know that."

At publishing time, lawmakers in California were reportedly setting their sights on passing new legislation that would remove children from heterosexual parents and send them to live with 50-year-old drag queens.


You moron


Quote:
Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox!


Thanks, inspector Smith.

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by John Smith on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:22pm

freediver wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:21pm:
Thanks, inspector Smith.



I knew you needed the help

Title: Re: gay marriage
Post by Sir Eoin O Fada on Feb 4th, 2024 at 9:25am

Jasin wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:06pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 1st, 2024 at 1:03pm:
California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

SACRAMENTO, CA — With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

"This is a day that will be remembered forever," said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. "The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended."

The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.

Critics accused the new ban of being overtly discriminatory, largely due to the fact that it discriminates against heterosexuals. Newsom was quick to deny the criticism. "Totally not true," he said. "Heterosexuality was invented by white colonizers to force people out of their natural gay state. Everyone who went to college at one of our prestigious universities should know that."

At publishing time, lawmakers in California were reportedly setting their sights on passing new legislation that would remove children from heterosexual parents and send them to live with 50-year-old drag queens.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very funny post, I’m going to pass it on.
The only down side is that it’s probably on the agenda.

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