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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> Federal Politics >> Tony Abbott walks into a.... http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1392329522 Message started by Doctor Jolly on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:12am

Title: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Doctor Jolly on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:12am

....lift. He farts and blames it on someone else.

Next...

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by the wise one on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:15am

You don't mean like this I hope

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152104362607628

He is our Prime minister so he got to be fair dinkum and do it right

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Swagman on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:34am

quality post

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Doctor Jolly on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 8:43am

...manufacturing company, and shuts down the whole industry.

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by FriYAY on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:39am

an election against a moronic group of back stabbing retards…..and kicks their sorry arses to the curb.

::)

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Armchair_Politician on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:54am

FriYAY wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 9:39am:

an election against a moronic group of back stabbing retards…..and kicks their sorry arses to the curb.

::)

Prior to that he walked into a debate and turned it into a lecture where Rudd and his band of followers got schooled!

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Doctor Jolly on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:52am

Tony Abbott walks into a....

..debt crisis meeting with treasury, and promptly doubles it.

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Doctor Jolly on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:53am

Tony Abbott walks into..
... whyalla, and discovers its still there.

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by FriYAY on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 10:59am

Walks into a room full of retards…..and realises it is a team meeting of loops from Ozpolitic.

::)

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Swagman on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 11:57am

Tony Abbott walks into a....lift full of Labor supporters.

He farts....and the Labor supporters are puzzled that he can speak their language

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by aquascoot on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 12:01pm

public service building, finds everyone gossiping at the water bubbler and sacks the lot of them ;)

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by aquascoot on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 12:04pm

session of the QLD parliament and is so impressed with campbell newman, he resigns as PM and drafts "can do" to take over.

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by adelcrow on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 1:57pm

"This will be a government of NO EXCUSES" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by Doctor Jolly on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 2:19pm

Tony Abbott walks into a...

... News Corp meeting, and assumes the position.

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by GeorgeH on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 2:20pm

Doctor Jolly wrote on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 2:19pm:

Tony Abbott walks into a...

... News Corp meeting, and assumes the position.

That is reality, not a joke!

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by froggie on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 2:29pm

....school and mocks the system by proposing that educational efforts be spent on analyzing the effects of human farting and trying to identify ways to improve upon its smell.

:D

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by greggerypeccary on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 2:35pm

Tony Abbott walks into a ...

... bar and sexually assaults a woman and then bashes another.

Just another day in the life.

Title: Re: Tony Abbott walks into a....
Post by FriYAY on Feb 14^th, 2014 at 2:46pm

Abbott walks into question time…..

And all the squealing back stabbers launch a barrage of dummies at him.