DEATH OF THE OLD COW




Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road,
and a limo driving late at night, Hits it head-on and the car comes to a
stop.

The woman in the back seat - in her
usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow.
You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and
reports that the animal is dead, but It appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You
were driving, so you go and tell
the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

Two hours later the chauffeur returns
totally inebriated, a full belly, his Hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God,
what happened to you?" asks the
woman.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got
there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, The wife gave me a meal fit for
a king, and the daughter made love
to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the
woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and
when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Bronwyn Bishop chauffeur, and I've just killed
the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy
ending?

that is so old.. it was gillard during her reign.. where have you been??

I guess the Independent hasnt dug any more boring dirt for you to C&p..

and I think they have a joke board its called the Labor Party..

ps.. I dont like your sicko humor but death does seem to please you doesnt it... >:(

i never did understand people like you.

Also heard it told about Margaret Thatcher

And also as a pig being hit and a male pollie

its so old its got whiskers..

did wiseone lose his way or his mind maybe... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wouldn't expect any less from an empty headed buffoon with no imagination.

Rhet-Oracle wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 3:09pm:

Wouldn't expect any less from an empty headed buffoon with no imagination.

;D

x 2

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John S wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:22pm:

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

...like the Federal election Sept 2013 you mean  :)

valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see.

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am:

valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see.

Maybe he can copy and paste a new brain.... ;D

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:05am:

valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see.

Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy

There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence

The Devil wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:32am:

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence

new poster?  I presume you will get banned soon.  I saw a report on another site that FD is basically banning all new IDs.  Ive been accused of doing this more times than I can remember and to date Quantum is the only 'sock' of mine that has remained.  It is all rather silly.

Swagman wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:19am:

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Maybe he can copy and paste a new brain.... ;D

maybe it was wiseone the chauffeur was driving.

boom boom. ;D ;D

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 9:51am:

The Devil wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:32am: longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence new poster?  I presume you will get banned soon.  I saw a report on another site that FD is basically banning all new IDs.  Ive been accused of doing this more times than I can remember and to date Quantum is the only 'sock' of mine that has remained.  It is all rather silly.

Another lie from longy. Gold_Medal is still a member here and that is one of your socks

John S wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2014 at 2:22pm:

DEATH OF THE OLD COW Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night, Hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but It appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there." Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his Hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the woman. The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, The wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman. Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Bronwyn Bishop chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow." Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

You probably would laugh yourself silly if someone broke his leg!

The Devil wrote on Apr 24^th, 2014 at 3:34pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:51am: The Devil wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:32am: longweekend58 wrote on Apr 24th, 2014 at 9:05am: valley-boy is showing his intelligence again I see. Remember the poll i put up a couple of months ago longy There was 14 people voted that you were a bigger idiot the the wise one so don't you talk about anyone intelligence new poster?  I presume you will get banned soon.  I saw a report on another site that FD is basically banning all new IDs.  Ive been accused of doing this more times than I can remember and to date Quantum is the only 'sock' of mine that has remained.  It is all rather silly. Another lie from longy. Gold_Medal is still a member here and that is one of your socks

AND so are you, but the difference is, you won't admit to who you are..