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Title: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Caliph adamant on Apr 27th, 2014 at 10:55am
Bukari
Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar: I asked 'Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. " Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun: I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking about the clothes soiled with semen. He said that 'Aisha had said, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayers while water spots were still visible on them. Narrated 'Aisha: I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Grand Duke Imam Gandalf on Apr 27th, 2014 at 11:27am
I'm sure there's something very dark and sinister here - but I'm not quite seeing it.
Must be my spineless muslim brain... :-/ |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Caliph adamant on Apr 27th, 2014 at 2:48pm
It happened after his "thigh sessions" with her whilst she was six years old!
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by moses on Apr 27th, 2014 at 3:47pm
allah's apostle is the best and most glorious example for all mankind.
Thighing little girls, sleeping with dead women: Quote:
No wonder muslims are the most backward people on the planet today. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Dame Karnal on Apr 27th, 2014 at 6:14pm
What does the passage mean, Adamant?
What’s your theological take on it? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by wally1 on Apr 27th, 2014 at 6:21pm Adamant wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 10:55am:
Yeah so, what you want her to do, use a power point and a washing machine? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on Apr 27th, 2014 at 6:22pm
I think it means that Aisha was so busy washing semen off Muhammed Pbuh's pants that he often had to go to pray with wet patches on his crotch.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by wally1 on Apr 27th, 2014 at 6:23pm Adamant wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 2:48pm:
How do you know it was with her and not his other wives? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:04pm
Why would he thigh his other wives? She was the only 6 year old.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Caliph adamant on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:18pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 6:14pm:
I reckon he was such a perfect man that after a "rewarding thighing session with Aisha" he wiped his weenie on his dress. This was because he could not get Fish for Tea as she was too young. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:22pm
Life's tough for a Muslim Prophet. I can only hope the other Muslims didn't make fun of him for turning up at the Mosque smelling of wet semen. That sort of thing gets your head chopped off. Mocking Muhammed that is - the wet semen thing is probably normal.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Grand Duke Imam Gandalf on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:34pm Adamant wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 2:48pm:
I call BS. Where does it mention her age at the time of this hadeeth? freediver wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:04pm:
Explain, if you can, how the presense of seamen on his clothing means that he was "thighing" a 6 year old. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Dame Karnal on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:49pm Adamant wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:18pm:
I see. So it’s a loaves and fishes story - like a miracle? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on Apr 27th, 2014 at 9:04pm polite_gandalf wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:34pm:
Semen. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Dame Karnal on Apr 28th, 2014 at 11:59am freediver wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 6:22pm:
You're right. After reading all the Hadiths on this, that seems to be exactly what it's saying. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Caliph adamant on Apr 28th, 2014 at 12:23pm polite_gandalf wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 7:34pm:
Perhaps Mo took her on his time travel donkey caught up with Noah at the time of the great flood, Then Noah and his crew also got in on the act.. It's the only plausible explanation I can think of at the Mo. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Stratos on Apr 28th, 2014 at 12:50pm
I thought you geniuses would have learned your lesson on trying to extrapolate dumb things from dumb things from the whole monkey's being stoned for adultery business.
Nothing new under the sun indeed. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by moses on Apr 28th, 2014 at 6:19pm
It points to Aisha when she was 6 or so.
Reason: Quote:
It's quiet clear that allah's apostle was against coitus interruptus. he certainly told his men they should ejaculate within the bodies of women If he didn't practice coitus interruptus (it It is better for you not to do it) his semen would have been inside his wives who were old and big enough. As he was thighing Aisha, his semen would have been on his clothes. Sex inside his other wives, means the semen was inside them. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on Apr 28th, 2014 at 9:34pm
Maybe he liked to wear his wives' clothes?
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by salad in on Apr 30th, 2014 at 6:07pm Adamant wrote on Apr 27th, 2014 at 2:48pm:
Was she only SIX YEARS OLD? That makes Muhammer a pedo.... . Oooops, I nearly said it. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by True Colours on May 2nd, 2014 at 6:22pm moses wrote on Apr 28th, 2014 at 6:19pm:
Are you sure? Maybe she 3 or 2? Maybe she was unborn fetus? Why not make up anything? Facts are not important to Islamophobes are they? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Grand Duke Imam Gandalf on May 2nd, 2014 at 6:51pm True Colours wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 6:22pm:
They certainly aren't They are absolutely shameless. I wonder if Yadda has a word for non-muslims who spew lies for the purpose of promoting an anti-islam agenda? Like a non-muslim version of taqqiya |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Stratos on May 2nd, 2014 at 6:55pm
Is there any information as to her age for marriage and consumation? I've heard 6 and 9 respectively but I'm not sure where that comes from.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:37pm
Marriage at age 6 to the 50 year old man next door (Muhammed). Consummated at age 9. Most Muslims seem to equate the onset of puberty with age of consent under Islamic law, based on this example, however there is no evidence that Aisha had reached puberty. Also, this interpretation usually allows for the marriage and cohabitation to occur, and the community 'trusts' the pedophile to wait until the little girl reaches puberty. Some Muslims interpret it to mean there is effectively no age of consent. The interpretation largely depends on whether they want to have sex with pre-pubescent girls. It is wrong to suggest that all Muslims think alike on this issue. Some Muslims even attempt a rather circuitous reasoning to arrive at age 15 for the consummation. These are the ones who want to set the age of consent at 15. According to these Muslims, Aisha herself cannot be trusted with important details like how old she was when Muhammed first had sex with her, when there are other ways of estimating her age.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Caliph adamant on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:44pm freediver wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:37pm:
You forgot to mention she was promised to somebody else before Mo. He had to change the mossie law to get to shag her. No big deal if you sprout the word of god I suppose. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by True Colours on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:45pm Stratos wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 6:55pm:
In those days a person was considered an adult when they reached puberty. So girls would usually become wives at this time - anywhere from 9-14 years-old. For Aishah this was 9 years old. Nobody at the time thought that this was a strange thing. Of course the Talmud allows Jews to have sex with pre-pubescent 3 year-old girls - can we have a forum on Judaism yet Freediver? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:46pm
Yes, he did invoke the 'will of God' to convince his neighbour he should be allowed to marry his six year old daughter.
Muhammed's is a noble and eternal example for all mankind to follow. It is wrong to suggest that all Muslims think this. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by True Colours on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:55pm
The truth about Muhammad and Aisha
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2012/sep/17/muhammad-aisha-truth |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:59pm
It seems to be arguing that Aisha cannot be trusted to recount her own age at the time of marriage and consummation, while conceding that most Muslims believe the ages of 6 and 9 that she specified. Is that about right?
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by mattywisk on May 2nd, 2014 at 8:11pm
It is pretty sick what mohammed did to that poor little girl and not only that it was his mates little girl. I can't stand pedos they make me sick why one would call one a prophet I have no idea.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 2nd, 2014 at 8:19pm
Apparently Muhammed had a dream where an angel 'offered' the little girl to him. This was back in the days before Aisha was washing the semen of his clothes.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by True Colours on May 2nd, 2014 at 8:24pm freediver wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:59pm:
No the point is that is was normal at the time for women to marry upon reaching puberty. Here the most relevant parts of the article: Quote:
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by mattywisk on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm
The legitimacy of “marrying” pre-pubescent girls who have not yet had their “monthly courses” is established both in the Qur’an and in the "perfect example" set by Muhammad for his Muslim followers.
The Qur'an: Such of your women as have passed the age of monthly courses, for them the prescribed period, if ye have any doubts, is three months, and for those who have no courses (it is the same) (65:4) The rule concerns divorce, which obviously implies marriage. Muhammad wanted believing men to observe a three month waiting period before evicting their wives, to make sure that they weren’t pregnant. Muhammad elsewhere encouraged his men to marry “young girls” for sexual pleasure: "Allah's Apostle said to me, "Have you got married O Jabir?" I replied, "Yes." He asked "What, a virgin or a matron?" I replied, "Not a virgin but a matron." He said, "Why did you not marry a young girl who would have fondled with you?" (Bukhari 59:382) Lest there be any doubt by what he meant by “young,” Muhammad set the example by marrying and having sex with Aisha when she was only 9-years-old: 'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: “Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house at the age of nine.” (Sahih Muslim 3309) This is confirmed in many other hadith as well. According to the most reliable traditions, Aisha brought her dolls to Muhammad’s house for play (Muslim 3341) and he would fondle the little girl in the tub while taking baths with her (Bukhari 6:298). Aisha was just a teenager by the time Muhammad died, but she had already spent over half her life in marriage to him Even worse for Muslims is that part of the Qur’an was actually “revealed” while Muhammad was in bed with this little girl: [Muhammad said] "…the Divine Inspirations do not come to me on any of the beds except that of Aisha." (Bukhari 47:755) So, no... Muhammad did not condemn pedophilia. Not even close. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 2nd, 2014 at 10:08pm Quote:
Of course, there is always that one. But the article was quick to trot out the alternative age argument. And Muslims don't like confining Muhammed's actions to the backwardness of 7th century arab tribalism. Except for Gandalf of course. He has a secret method of interpreting these acts. Was it normal for them to marry upon their 6th birthday? |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by bludger on May 2nd, 2014 at 10:50pm
They had to marry six year olds.It is the only way they can guarantee a virgin
What yukky people |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by True Colours on May 2nd, 2014 at 11:19pm Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
Hmmm. Are you a Catholic priest? You write like someone who has no idea how the female body works. Let me enlighten you in regards to how monthly courses work; women who reach menopause, and many breastfeeding women will usually have irregular menstruation or none at all. Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
It is a bit dishonest for you to say it was an encouragement to all men. Jabir was a teenager, the Prophet felt that Jabir as a young man needed a young woman to satisfy his needs, not a tired old lady. Jabir then explained that he had married the woman altruistically because he wanted a woman who would be suited to help look after the younger siblings from his family of orphaned children. Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
Yes, he set the example of every bride of his, apart from one, was a widow or divorcee. His first wife was 25 years his senior. Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
Incorrect, Islam has established the age of consent does not come before puberty, and that in the case of precocious puberty that age does not come before 9 years-old. This agrees with modern science. Biologically, an adult in any species is one that has reached the age of reproduction. Psychologically it is established that humans reach the age of criminal understanding (knowing the difference between right and wrong at puberty. Medicine establishes that it is normal for a girl to attain puberty at between 9 and 14 years of age. Now go and find another religion that establishes an age of consent - don't bother with Judaism, because the references from the Talmud have been posted before that say sex with 3 year-old girls is allowed. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by mattywisk on May 2nd, 2014 at 11:55pm True Colours wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 11:19pm:
Hmmm. No I am not a Catholic priest? I write like someone who doesn't need to make excuses for a pedo some sick people call a prophet. Let me enlighten you in regards to how monthly courses work also; women who reach menopause, and many breastfeeding women will usually have irregular menstruation or none at all, also like young children around the age of 6 who have none at all of which that scripture does apply too.I guess you missed that one. Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
True Colours wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 11:19pm:
Not dishonest at all. It is the young girls pre menstration who were allowed to fondle. Surely he would have said laid waste to you if he was talking about hooking up with a strapping young virgin. Fondle is too tame in your implied context. Elsewhere folding and thighing is allowed with kids. Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
True Colours wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 11:19pm:
Yes and poor little Aiesha was 6 years old being married to a dirty old man in his 50's. Mattywisk wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:07pm:
True Colours wrote on May 2nd, 2014 at 11:19pm:
Yes funny that. htt p://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=eZKXHZPJpVI Now how about you go and find another sick religion to make up BS excuses for. Everyone can see it for what it is. You could always catch up with the latest progressive islamic move that allows you to have sex with dead women in farewell sex. htt ps://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=oml5AmBSygM PULL THE OTHER ONE .... your BS doesn't fly with me. You don't even know what you are talking about or where islam is heading today. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 3rd, 2014 at 8:17am Quote:
Most Muslims interpret this to mean pre-pubescent girls. I can link you to major Muslim websites that interpret it that way. Muhammed never mentioned anything at all to do with age of consent. The few verses that do go near the subject permit sex with pre-pubescent girls. That is why in conservative Muslim countries they cannot really stop the practice, because it is unIslamic to forbid it. Quote:
This Muhammed sounds like a delightful bloke. Quote:
And just happened to have buckets of money. With the rest of them, Muhammed was usually the reason they were widows. It is the height of cynicism to equate this with some kind of nobility on Muhammed's part. He literally killed the men and rode off on the women, and ever since then Muslims have been compelled to put a positive spin on it. Quote:
Funny how it can do that without Muhammed ever mentioning the concept. Quote:
Yes. Science says "go forth and make love to nine year old girls, for Allah permits it, and it is wrong to forbid what Allah permits". I heard him say it myself. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Karnal on May 3rd, 2014 at 11:56am
FD’s going to have fun with this one.
Looks like you’ve started another 20 pager, True. |
Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by freediver on May 3rd, 2014 at 12:43pm
I would be interested to hear your thoughts Karnal.
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by Karnal on May 3rd, 2014 at 12:53pm
What’s your point, FD?
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Title: Re: Aisha Learns how to Wash Clothes Post by mattywisk on May 3rd, 2014 at 2:32pm freediver wrote on May 3rd, 2014 at 12:43pm:
I think that was pretty clear. |
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