Dennis Shanahan, a Liberal voter, proposed that Abbott be replaced by Julie Bishop, a divorced, childless, asbestos-funded advocate of mesothelioma who would, he said, ‘bring back the women’s vote’ when it was revealed her first lover, Ross Lightfoot, was a racist ranting thicko. Mark Rutte, a Dutchman, claimed he now knew what ‘shirtfront’ meant, but did not know if the Russians or the Ukrainians shot down MH 17, and he would wait for the experts’ verdict. He’d had no trouble seeing Putin, but was humorously unsurprised to hear that Abbott ‘couldn’t get an appointment.’

All hope of Napthine winning vanished from the headlines. It was thought by Lonergan Polling that the Greens would pick up two Labor seats in Victoria. Lonergan last year predicted Rudd, Swan, Burke, Bowen, Clare and Dreyfus would lose their seats in landslides. They did it by ringing on Late Shopping Nights the landlines of the Menzies generation and the Liberals liked what these nonagenarians reported and were wrong in every case.

Jacqui Lambie, a famously battle-bruised military person, said she would vote down all Abbott-Hockey legislation till they stopped persecuting our Diggers, and asked all veterans to ‘turn their backs’ on Liberal speakers on Remembrance Day next week. This made her, not Palmer, the one whom Hockey must persuade, with free universities perhaps, to let his lunatic Budget, or parts of it, through the Senate and he didn’t see how he could do this. The RSL and everyone over seventy were on her side, and it now seemed he and Abbott might have to call a Double Dissolution they would certainly lose and ruin the Liberal Party forever since there was now no other option.

Soldiers continued to live well in Dubai and not to go to Iraq. It was hoped they would get there soon, before Baghdad fell to crucifying fanatics who might then behead them on YouTube. Abbott went to Beijing hoping to ‘shirtfront’ Putin who was contemptuously evading his advances.

Noel Pearson was compared to Martin Luther King for hailing Whitlam’s Indigenous policies in ‘the best Australian speech ever’. Andrew Bolt was denounced for denouncing Whitlam while he was still warm, Miranda Devine for alleging Whitlam had boasted he was ‘a Westie made good’, as grave a mistake as calling John F. Kennedy ‘a poor white Southern trailer-trash low-life loser’. She was never that good at fact-checking — believing, for instance, that Christ ‘rose from the dead’ — but very beautiful and consequently overpaid.

Gerard Henderson cursed the ABC for putting on men who ‘attacked the Liberal Party from the right’, Leyonhjelm and Berg. It was wrong, in his view, to attack the Liberal Party at all, on a ‘balanced’ broadcaster. The Liberal Party, after all, got almost 30 percent of the vote sometimes, and Labor and the Greens between them a mere 50 percent, which meant the Liberal Party, the underdog, on a ‘balanced’ broadcaster… Henderson found himself not wanted any more on Insiders after calling a fellow panellist corrupt, and his Newscorps pay packet shrinking weekly. ‘He’s always been an idiot,’ a Murdoch editor said, ‘but he used to conceal it better.’ More to come.


http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/11/08/the-three-worst-things-the-liberals-did-yesterday-103/

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The 3 worst things liberal done yesterday

They had a quiet day.

Bob Ellis, author of plays and other fantasies. Next you'll be quoting the ALP boxing hero Latham.


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468.       The sums so awarded to each plaintiff are, therefore, as follows: Damages ($)      Mrs Abbott      Mr Abbott      Mrs Costello      Mr Costello Injury to reputation      30,000      40,000      40,000      40,000 Injury to feelings      10,000      15,000      30,000      20,000 Aggravated damages      5,000      7,500      15,000      10,000 Interest      2,500      3,500      5,000      4,000 Total      47,500      66,000      90,000      74,000 469.       Each of those sums seems appropriate on a global basis. I direct the entry of judgment accordingly. I will hear the parties as to costs. http://australianpolitics.com/1999/03/05/abbott-costello-ellis-defamation-action.html

Bob Ellis; c'mon and join us at reality central Johnboy.

Mark Rutte, a Dutchman, claimed he now knew what ‘shirtfront’ meant, but did not know if the Russians or the Ukrainians shot down MH 17, and he would wait for the experts’ verdict. He’d had no trouble seeing Putin, but was humorously unsurprised to hear that Abbott ‘couldn’t get an appointment.’




Lol!!!!!!!

It seems Mark Rutte speaks his mind.

salad in wrote on Nov 8^th, 2014 at 9:06am:

Bob Ellis, author of plays and other fantasies. Next you'll be quoting the ALP boxing hero Latham. Quote: 468.       The sums so awarded to each plaintiff are, therefore, as follows: Damages ($)      Mrs Abbott      Mr Abbott      Mrs Costello      Mr Costello Injury to reputation      30,000      40,000      40,000      40,000 Injury to feelings      10,000      15,000      30,000      20,000 Aggravated damages      5,000      7,500      15,000      10,000 Interest      2,500      3,500      5,000      4,000 Total      47,500      66,000      90,000      74,000 469.       Each of those sums seems appropriate on a global basis. I direct the entry of judgment accordingly. I will hear the parties as to costs. http://australianpolitics.com/1999/03/05/abbott-costello-ellis-defamation-action.html Bob Ellis; c'mon and join us at reality central Johnboy.

Where there is smoke there is fire

How long ago was that defamation action taken

John S wrote on Nov 8^th, 2014 at 12:32pm:

Where there is smoke there is fire How long ago was that defamation action taken

Good question. I have it on good authority that the defamation action was taken at the same time that Mr Ellis fronted a committee to test for lunacy. Sadly, Mr Ellis was declared insane.

Don't you love the way Mr Ellis refers to anyone over 30 as a mouth breather. He's in that category as well.

salad in wrote on Nov 8^th, 2014 at 2:54pm:

John S wrote on Nov 8th, 2014 at 12:32pm: Where there is smoke there is fire How long ago was that defamation action taken Good question. I have it on good authority that the defamation action was taken at the same time that Mr Ellis fronted a committee to test for lunacy. Sadly, Mr Ellis was declared insane. Don't you love the way Mr Ellis refers to anyone over 30 as a mouth breather. He's in that category as well.

all that shows me is that you think everything that Bob Ellis says in the OP is true because you can't dispute any of it so you attack the messenger and not the message.

Re: The 3 worst things liberal done yesterday.

Only 3 ???

:D

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 8^th, 2014 at 12:14pm:

Mark Rutte, a Dutchman, claimed he now knew what ‘shirtfront’ meant, but did not know if the Russians or the Ukrainians shot down MH 17, and he would wait for the experts’ verdict. He’d had no trouble seeing Putin, but was humorously unsurprised to hear that Abbott ‘couldn’t get an appointment.’ Lol!!!!!!! It seems Mark Rutte speaks his mind.

'...wait for the experts'.....

Sounds like Mr. Rutte has more brains than our Prime Mor on.....

;)

If there is one thing I hate it's shocking English grammar...

John S wrote on Nov 8^th, 2014 at 3:56pm:

all that shows me is that you think everything that Bob Ellis says in the OP is true because you can't dispute any of it so you attack the messenger and not the message.

Not true Johnboy. All it proves is that Mr Ellis is a professional phukwit with not one whit of intelligence. And he disgusts me the way he talks about elderly people.

Eat

Drink

Breathe

John S wrote on Nov 8^th, 2014 at 8:12am:

Dennis Shanahan, a Liberal voter, proposed that Abbott be replaced by Julie Bishop, a divorced, childless, asbestos-funded advocate of mesothelioma who would, he said, ‘bring back the women’s vote’ when it was revealed her first lover, Ross Lightfoot, was a racist ranting thicko. Mark Rutte, a Dutchman, claimed he now knew what ‘shirtfront’ meant, but did not know if the Russians or the Ukrainians shot down MH 17, and he would wait for the experts’ verdict. He’d had no trouble seeing Putin, but was humorously unsurprised to hear that Abbott ‘couldn’t get an appointment.’ All hope of Napthine winning vanished from the headlines. It was thought by Lonergan Polling that the Greens would pick up two Labor seats in Victoria. Lonergan last year predicted Rudd, Swan, Burke, Bowen, Clare and Dreyfus would lose their seats in landslides. They did it by ringing on Late Shopping Nights the landlines of the Menzies generation and the Liberals liked what these nonagenarians reported and were wrong in every case. Jacqui Lambie, a famously battle-bruised military person, said she would vote down all Abbott-Hockey legislation till they stopped persecuting our Diggers, and asked all veterans to ‘turn their backs’ on Liberal speakers on Remembrance Day next week. This made her, not Palmer, the one whom Hockey must persuade, with free universities perhaps, to let his lunatic Budget, or parts of it, through the Senate and he didn’t see how he could do this. The RSL and everyone over seventy were on her side, and it now seemed he and Abbott might have to call a Double Dissolution they would certainly lose and ruin the Liberal Party forever since there was now no other option. Soldiers continued to live well in Dubai and not to go to Iraq. It was hoped they would get there soon, before Baghdad fell to crucifying fanatics who might then behead them on YouTube. Abbott went to Beijing hoping to ‘shirtfront’ Putin who was contemptuously evading his advances. Noel Pearson was compared to Martin Luther King for hailing Whitlam’s Indigenous policies in ‘the best Australian speech ever’. Andrew Bolt was denounced for denouncing Whitlam while he was still warm, Miranda Devine for alleging Whitlam had boasted he was ‘a Westie made good’, as grave a mistake as calling John F. Kennedy ‘a poor white Southern trailer-trash low-life loser’. She was never that good at fact-checking — believing, for instance, that Christ ‘rose from the dead’ — but very beautiful and consequently overpaid. Gerard Henderson cursed the ABC for putting on men who ‘attacked the Liberal Party from the right’, Leyonhjelm and Berg. It was wrong, in his view, to attack the Liberal Party at all, on a ‘balanced’ broadcaster. The Liberal Party, after all, got almost 30 percent of the vote sometimes, and Labor and the Greens between them a mere 50 percent, which meant the Liberal Party, the underdog, on a ‘balanced’ broadcaster… Henderson found himself not wanted any more on Insiders after calling a fellow panellist corrupt, and his Newscorps pay packet shrinking weekly. ‘He’s always been an idiot,’ a Murdoch editor said, ‘but he used to conceal it better.’ More to come. http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/11/08/the-three-worst-things-the-liberals-did-yesterday-103/

Who cares if she's divorced? Should my local bank teller be unable to get the position of Manager at her bank just because she's divorced???