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Title: male or female Post by cods on Dec 3rd, 2014 at 8:33am  You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.  They can be an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse. SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying so true.. |
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Title: Re: male or female Post by Swagman on Dec 8th, 2014 at 7:06pm
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Good ones.... |
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Title: Re: male or female Post by Karnal on Dec 8th, 2014 at 8:13pm
Excellent post, dear. Very true.
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Title: Re: male or female Post by Rocketanski on Dec 8th, 2014 at 9:05pm
So Karnal...
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Title: Re: male or female Post by cods on Dec 9th, 2014 at 6:21am Rocketanski wrote on Dec 8th, 2014 at 9:05pm:
now now rocky.. we are all entitled to our little secrets.....its all part of the mystery of attraction.. ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: male or female Post by Rocketanski on Dec 9th, 2014 at 9:17am
I just thought of one cods... and it's pretty bad. A centipede HAS to be a woman (Karnal perhaps). What else needs 50 pairs of shoes?
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Title: Re: male or female Post by cods on Dec 9th, 2014 at 9:35am Rocketanski wrote on Dec 9th, 2014 at 9:17am:
hummmmmmmm sexist I call that...you guys need to think how lucky you are.. imagine wearing the fashion today...stilts would be easier.. |
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Title: Re: male or female Post by cods on Dec 9th, 2014 at 9:36am
did you think the analogies were pretty accurate.
I liked the hot air balloon one.. :) |
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Title: Re: male or female Post by Rosie on Dec 10th, 2014 at 3:18pm
I thought they were all pretty accurate especially the hot air balloon :)
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Title: Re: male or female Post by bogarde73 on Dec 12th, 2014 at 10:57am
Enjoyed that cods.
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Title: Re: male or female Post by The Stunt-free Horse on Dec 12th, 2014 at 10:59pm
Alarm clocks
these are female because they are never set right |
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