A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway, And decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough To tear a
hole in the fuel tank.
The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally bought her
vehicle to its knees.
She had managed to drive 30 miles, with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.

She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained That the vehicle had a 'sort of a noise'
when she was driving at high speeds.
Below are the photos of what they

Found at her Ford
Dealership.....................
The last photo is by far the best.
"Sort of a noise" -- I'll bet it did!
They Still Can't Believe Their Eyes.
And Still Wondering How To Remove It!

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Another photo

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Blonde's Year in Review:-

January - got locked out of convertible  with top down.. key in ignition... rainstorm flooded whole car!

December - cooked Christmas turkey - bird burnt!  Well - it said cook one hour for every pound and I only weigh 110!

unfortunately, I know quite a few women who would have most likely done exactly the same.

Of course, it's never their fault  :D :D :D