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Message started by Raven on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:42pm

Title: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Raven on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:42pm
#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by freediver on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Brendon on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by freediver on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:50pm
It's the thought that counts.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by innocentbystander. on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:58pm
I actually like the spear dance, I am very interested in abbo and native culture, although the spear dance was likely invented post invasion by 9/10s white abbo wankers like Goodes, if an abbo did it in 1683 the rest of the abbos would be saying like what in the f#ck are you doing mate.  :D

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by double plus good on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:16pm

Raven wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:42pm:
#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.
As long as aborigines don't mind if I dress like a settler and shoot my imaginary gun at them.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Swagman on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:21pm

Quote:
5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack


.......here's an effective one  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by The Grappler on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:24pm

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.



Yeah - I read today that opposition to Big Toe's FTA with China was racist.....   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by The Grappler on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:25pm

Raven wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:42pm:
#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.



Phew - that's a relief!  I thought the whole thing was to distract attention from Goodes' poor form lately....  :-?

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by longweekend58 on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:26pm

Raven wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:42pm:
#1 Watch the spear. Luckily the recent imaginary spear attacks have occurred without the use of an imaginary Woomera which would propel the spear at a much greater rate, thus improving your chance of evading the imaginary spear.

#2 If you do get hit, DO NOT MOVE! You would be very unlucky to be speared twice. The imaginary spear attacks of 2015 have all been single spear attacks, so do not move. Ask those around you to do a thorough inspection of the wounded area.

#3 Try to sit with a group of Aboriginal fans. So far, no Aboriginal person has been attacked in this recent spate of imaginary tribal warfare, so sitting with them looks like a very safe option. Another great thing about this is they don't just watch the footy, they still love to get out and play at the park or in the street. This is a great option, not only for your safety but also your health.

#4 Display the Aboriginal flag. Wear a hat/shirt/flag/wristband with the Aboriginal flag on it and wear it with pride and respect that shows you acknowledge that we all live on Aboriginal land.

#5 Don't be a racist c#*t like the rest of the victims u see crying on social media.
We all know how this started and it wasn't on the footy field. The Booing started after Adam Goodes said on National TV that Jan 26th is invasion day for Aboriginal people. He said it straight after accepting the Australian of the year award in 2014 and White Australians still have not been able to swallow this bitter truth over a year later in 2015.


then why wasnt his award revoked? He clearly does not consider himself australian and we no longer consider him other than a football-talented, racist, douchebag.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Steampipe on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:30pm
Yeah why would you accept an award from the very people that you claim invaded your country. What does being Australian of the year mean to him.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by innocentbystander. on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:34pm
If it wasn't for the fact that we brought grog and welfare the abbos would have thrown us out years ago.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by The Grappler on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:42pm

Steampipe wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:30pm:
Yeah why would you accept an award from the very people that you claim invaded your country. What does being Australian of the year mean to him.



A chance to act like a kid and throw imaginary spears?  Might make some think that all Aborigines are just childlike simpletons.....   ::)

Cathy Freeman is OK with it... doesn't say much or cause controversy other than running the Aboriginal flag stuff - which everyone applauded, may I remind you.... just goes to show, huh?

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by The Grappler on Jul 31st, 2015 at 12:27am

innocentbystander. wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 7:34pm:
If it wasn't for the fact that we brought grog and welfare the abbos would have thrown us out years ago.


Would've signed a fair treaty with 'em, bead handouts and all, but they couldn't freakin' write!

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Bojack Horseman on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:25am

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo


I suspect the latter.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by double plus good on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:28am

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:25am:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo


I suspect the latter.
What do you think about me dressing as a settler and firing an imaginary gun at a group of aborigines???

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by cods on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:29am
apart from Ricky the only reason I watch the All Blacks is for the Haka...there is something very sexy about those bad boys doing a war dance.. I love it.

on ya Adam..

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Honky on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:31am
Does anyone outside thd media actually care about these spear "attacks"?

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Unforgiven on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:54am

double plus good wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:28am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:25am:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo


I suspect the latter.
What do you think about me dressing as a settler and firing an imaginary gun at a group of aborigines???


They wouldn't recognize you with clothes on.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Kat on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:06pm

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Mmm, same... and MY ancestors never killed a single one, either.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by double plus good on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:07pm

Unforgiven wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:54am:

double plus good wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:28am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:25am:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo


I suspect the latter.
What do you think about me dressing as a settler and firing an imaginary gun at a group of aborigines???


They wouldn't recognize you with clothes on.
Just answer the question Blue Balls. Show some spine for once.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by oHTheStenchofCopperInternet on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:13pm

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Unforgiven on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:14pm

double plus good wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:07pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:54am:

double plus good wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:28am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:25am:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo


I suspect the latter.
What do you think about me dressing as a settler and firing an imaginary gun at a group of aborigines???


They wouldn't recognize you with clothes on.
Just answer the question Blue Balls. Show some spine for once.


You would have to rent some balls first.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by double plus good on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:16pm

Unforgiven wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:14pm:

double plus good wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:07pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:54am:

double plus good wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:28am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 10:25am:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Did he actually accuse you of that, or are you full of poo


I suspect the latter.
What do you think about me dressing as a settler and firing an imaginary gun at a group of aborigines???


They wouldn't recognize you with clothes on.
Just answer the question Blue Balls. Show some spine for once.


You would have to rent some balls first.
Why is that??? Maybe because they wouldn't like it hey. Just like how the people at the footy didn't like it  Blue Balls.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by gizmo_2655 on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:22pm

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.


So do non-white people...after all the asian/black/whatever people are really the only ones who talk about 'racism'

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by The Grappler on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:27pm

Kat wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:06pm:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Mmm, same... and MY ancestors never killed a single one, either.


Nor mine as far as I'm aware....

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Lisa Jones on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:30pm

Kat wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:06pm:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.


Mmm, same... and MY ancestors never killed a single one, either.


My ancestors weren't even here.

They certainly couldn't have killed anyone.

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by Lisa Jones on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:30pm

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:27pm:

Kat wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:06pm:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Mmm, same... and MY ancestors never killed a single one, either.


Nor mine as far as I'm aware....


:)

Title: Re: 5 steps to surviving an imaginary spear attack
Post by The Grappler on Aug 1st, 2015 at 12:38am

Lisa Jones wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:30pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:27pm:

Kat wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 4:06pm:

Brendon wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:47pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
White people need to get over the whole racism thing.
I will as soon as Goodes stops accusing me of killing all his ancestors. I've already said sorry about that.



Mmm, same... and MY ancestors never killed a single one, either.


Nor mine as far as I'm aware....


:)



My  main lots arrived here in the 1850s and settled NSW New England and Bundaberg - not one of them ever killed a Black...

One g-g-grandpere who ran a pub summoned the Peelers to the infamous outlaw Yellow Jack, who holed up in the pub after robbing the stage to somewhere.... I think Eugowra.

The Germans built a jewellery empire in Queenslund... you mark my words... and the Malbun branch (I think) is partly descended from a ship's captain who found the West Coast of Tasmania at night by running into it in a storm (buggar!)...

I'm related to many people of note...

Argh....

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