Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

Oh is that all?

I thought this topic was about you finally losing your virginity at the age of 60 lmao  ;D

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap!

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:06pm: Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that? Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap!

Apparently they do .... still give a crap.

They still crap. You didn't know that?

Cadavers crap. Fact!

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:20pm:

Muttley wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:15pm: Aussie wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:06pm: Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that? Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap! Apparently they do .... still give a crap. They still crap. You didn't know that? Cadavers crap. Fact!

Yes, seen enough of them over the years.........

Cared........

I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:39pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:20pm: Muttley wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:15pm: Aussie wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:06pm: Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that? Doubt the "cadaver" gave a crap! Apparently they do .... still give a crap. They still crap. You didn't know that? Cadavers crap. Fact! Yes, seen enough of them over the years......... Cared........

Oh you cared.

Whereas Aussie got Scared. ::)

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:40pm:

I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him  ;D ;D ;D ;D

;D

I'll have you know that Aussie is indeed a sex object.

Every time he asks for sex, women object  :P

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:42pm:

Johnsmith wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:40pm: I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I'll have you know that Aussie is indeed a sex object. Every time he asks for sex, women object  :P

Why do you say "women"?

It's bushy for goodness sake, he'll shag the warehouse cat!

Muttley wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:44pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:42pm: Johnsmith wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:40pm: I bet Aussie thought he was going to get lucky ... finally someone who couldn't reject him  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I'll have you know that Aussie is indeed a sex object. Every time he asks for sex, women object  :P Why do you say "women"? It's bushy for goodness sake, he'll shag the warehouse cat!

;D

Aussie wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 2:06pm:

Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that?

There is Aussie.

I bet they were Saudi Arabian body snatchers, it was in recovery after surgery,  they sneak in and take it away then help themselves to the parts, usually a kidney or two, some liver, lungs and hands, they sew them on to the people who have had their hands amputated for stealing, it might recover or it might die.....sad really.

Please keep a close eye on your loved ones in hospital until they are fully conscious.

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Sep 24^th, 2015 at 5:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 24th, 2015 at 2:06pm: Today, a 'first' for me.  Had to go to the main entrance of a local hospital to pick up a parcel.  Went to reception, picked up parcel and shared my exit with two blokes wheeling out a stretcher on which was lying a fully blanketed body...cadaver I assume.  Blaaaady hell, you'd reckon there'd be an alternative less public exit for that? There is Aussie. I bet they were Saudi Arabian body snatchers, it was in recovery after surgery,  they sneak in and take it away then help themselves to the parts, usually a kidney or two, some liver, lungs and hands, they sew them on to the people who have had their hands amputated for stealing, it might recover or it might die.....sad really. Please keep a close eye on your loved ones in hospital until they are fully conscious.

The problem with chatting online is that at times, you're not quite sure if a person is serious or seriously joking.

This is one such time  :( :-/ :-?