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Message started by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:18am

Title: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:18am
Post Hilarious retorts here to be perused at later dates for laughs while sucking on that brew of choice.

Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:19am

Bazza wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:10pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:07pm:
We really need to stop evaluating our women politicians on their sexual attributes and ability...

Unlike the clowns on this forum, I've 'known' enough women to realise that great is as great does, and that all pussy, no matter how wonderful, is fleeting.

At my age   ;D  ;D  ;D I've known  more pussy than most of you.. and still getting some.

So you clowns and trolls should start to accept that you actually know nothing... as proven by your constant inability to prove one single thing.


I wouldn't be surprised, you really should leave cats alone grappler.

Bestiality is illegal you know.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:21am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:24pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:23pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:17pm:

Maqqa wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:03pm:
I voted Yes!!!

And in her heyday - Kristina Kenneally was not bad either


Hear Hear


A fine piece.. but not relevant to the discussion......


If I want your opinion I'll give it to you. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:22am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:41pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:39pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:37pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:36pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:35pm:
And grappler diverts yet another thread off topic with his sooky lala's about trolls .... ::)



Yes well this was always a very serious topic.


And gran jumps on board as per usual ::) .


Ah!  Another personal attack with no foundation....

On yer bike, laddie....


I know your a bit blind at your age graps but even if I did get on my bike I'd still be traveling faster than you in your wheelchair.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:24am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:00am:
Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.



Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....


Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:24am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:00am:
Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.



Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....




Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.


'Cause you can't ride it!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  Like everything else you post!!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

You can't ride empty air!!!   ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:25am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:11am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:00am:
Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.



Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....




Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.


'Cause you can't ride it!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  Like everything else you post!!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

You can't ride empty air!!!   ;D  ;D


empty air ooo kayyyy , ya got me there with the empty air, the same stuff inside your head obviously :D :D :D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:25am

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:21am:
She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:26am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:25am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:21am:
She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.


You know this how?  I've rooted many women and I can safely say that 10% are the goods.....

At 66 I'm still looking at a few.....

On yer bike, kid...

But when we start looking at what people can do and what their real social and economic value is, and then start applying arbitrary standards.. we lose the game.

That is - as The World's Greatest Anti-feminist - why I hold the High Ground with regard to Equality.

Equality is as Equality does.... taking from Peter to pay Paula is not equality... it is using theft to justify a gift to someone who is given preferential treatment.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:27am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:40am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:36am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:21am:
She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.


Initial sexual connection is related to what you would like to see in your offspring.... a beautiful face is a great enhancer for a women.... but in a civilised society, we look for other things.

My children's mother is short, fat and dumpy - but she has attributes far and beyond those simple physical things.

Our children are proof of that....


The sacrifices we make for our children! :)


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:28am

mothra wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:41am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:36am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:21am:
She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.


Initial sexual connection is related to what you would like to see in your offspring.... a beautiful face is a great enhancer for a women.... but in a civilised society, we look for other things.

My children's mother is short, fat and dumpy - but she has attributes far and beyond those simple physical things.

Our children are proof of that....




I hope you never told her that that was how you see her Grap.  :(


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:29am

mothra wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:47am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:44am:

mothra wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:42am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:40am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:36am:

King Duncan wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:21am:
She'd be a better root than Sarah Hanson Young at any rate. Yeah, why not.


Initial sexual connection is related to what you would like to see in your offspring.... a beautiful face is a great enhancer for a women.... but in a civilised society, we look for other things.

My children's mother is short, fat and dumpy - but she has attributes far and beyond those simple physical things.

Our children are proof of that....


The sacrifices we make for our children! :)




Like, seriously ....


Like, sarcasm...




Thanks Captain Obvious. I had noticed. This is why you didn't get a bollocking.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:29am

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:47am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:00am:
Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.



Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....




Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.


'Cause you can't ride it!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  Like everything else you post!!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

You can't ride empty air!!!   ;D  ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

School boy humour, love it.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:30am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:48am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:45am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:10pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:07pm:
We really need to stop evaluating our women politicians on their sexual attributes and ability...

Unlike the clowns on this forum, I've 'known' enough women to realise that great is as great does, and that all pussy, no matter how wonderful, is fleeting.

At my age   ;D  ;D  ;D I've known  more pussy than most of you.. and still getting some.

So you clowns and trolls should start to accept that you actually know nothing... as proven by your constant inability to prove one single thing.


I wouldn't be surprised, you really should leave cats alone grappler.

Bestiality is illegal you know.

;D ;D ;D


It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt. Now where's that pussy.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:31am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:50am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:49am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:47pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:37pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:36pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:35pm:
And grappler diverts yet another thread off topic with his sooky lala's about trolls .... ::)



Yes well this was always a very serious topic.


And gran jumps on board as per usual ::) .


Is gran not allowed a say? It'd be nice to see you all acknowledge each other as fellow beings that can hold differing opinions every now and then.

  I think its love lol  ;D


We love gran thats why we try and teach her when she is wrong most of the time. She's like a nanna to most of us.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:32am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:51am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:47am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:07am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:05am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:02am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:00am:
Actually we knew gran on yahoo doting over her grand kids daily with other grandmothers, she dropped I think we calculated 38 years in age when she came here. Hey thats alright, her 40 something years old son thinks its great to have a young mommy. We always called her gran.



Yeah - well I'm really convinced considering your other posts...

On yer bike, lad.....




Cool.

Why would I get on my bike, the Harley is in the garage and its late at night.


'Cause you can't ride it!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  Like everything else you post!!!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

You can't ride empty air!!!   ;D  ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

School boy humour, love it.


Saw a young lad the other day outside the local deli. He was moving in a most peculiar way, I asked him what he was doing, he replied forking nothing.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:33am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:50am:
Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. :D


Oh, yeah -and the better it is!


Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. ;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:34am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:43am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:41am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:50am:
Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. :D


Oh, yeah -and the better it is!


Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. ;D

LOL  ;D ;D ;D


What did I miss?  :-?

;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:35am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:02am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:50am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:38am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:50am:
Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. :D


Oh, yeah -and the better it is!


Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. ;D


If I was going to be nasty, I would have gone with absence makes the heart fonder. You should try some subtlety. Why the Grapp fixation?


Because I'm so good and have had so many experiences and women....

The women I miss most....... but plenty of fish in the sea.....


They are called nurses in his nursing home.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:36am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:11am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:05am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:02am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:50am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:38am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:19am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:58am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:50am:
Keep up Setanta, every year that passes by that pussy gets faster. :D


Oh, yeah -and the better it is!


Yeah it just flies right by the old fella in his back yard every night between houses after being fed. ;D


If I was going to be nasty, I would have gone with absence makes the heart fonder. You should try some subtlety. Why the Grapp fixation?


Because I'm so good and have had so many experiences and women....

The women I miss most....... but plenty of fish in the sea.....


They are called nurses in his nursing home.


.. and you .. kid..have had none of them......   ;D ;D ;D


No I have no need to be looked after and fed by nurses as I am not that old yet and am not in a nursing home. I feel for them though having to sponge bath your periwinkle and spoon feed you after putting your food through the blender.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:38am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:22am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:13am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:11am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:07am:
Life is not a kid, he likes Offspring ?  ;)


If I live life like a kid can I behave like Offspring? Will someone buy me a beer?


Sure man..get into it.


Hic! I know this will probably earn me some cods points, but I went through a bottle of Wolf Blass port and a six pack tonight. I've probably done my dash... Until tomorrow.

Just wait until I'm straight.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:39am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:57am:

Agnes wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:53am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:20am:
I  trust, Agnes - that you are referring to the blatant trolls....


Oh alway's Grap .

Nite Setanta, night  all.


Yes its always Grap, night Agnes. ;)


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:40am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:34pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:32pm:
Of course - if it's willing and ready......

But you need actual experience to know what I mean    ;)


You've been watching late night TV again haven't you graps.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:42am

Soren wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 8:40pm:

Dnarever wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 6:42pm:
I find female muslim dress appalling

I wonder what they think about how you dress ?

Who cares?

They think it's kuffar wear.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:43am

Soren wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 8:45pm:

mothra wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 11:00pm:

... wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 7:18pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 6:33pm:
I know an Aussie woman that converted to Islam, she wears the head gear. Her husband is an Aussie too and a pussy cat, I doubt he'd have any power over her at all.


Absolutely 100%. 

You'd have to be an incredibly, unbelievably weak nice person to first find yourself saddled with a woman who would convert to Islam, and then to actually let it happen.



Let it happen?

This might be news to you Honky but a woman doesn't need her husbands permission to adopt a religion.

I am Woman and I am SUBMITNG to being half a man -  hear me roar!


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Mother, you are an idiot.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:44am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:41am:
If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:55am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:44am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:41am:
If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?


Good luck with your tents, you should do well with women that wear marquee's as well. ;D

Grappler a man for every woman ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:56am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:03am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:45am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:44am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:41am:
If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?


Good luck with your tents, you should do well with women that wear marquee's as well. ;D

Grappler a man for every woman ;D ;D ;D


Indeed!  Unlike you!!!   ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I like the way you laugh at that. See there is a perfect match for everyone even if you do just want to post letters using your imagination and take out the garbage bags. ;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:57am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:08am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:03am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:45am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:44am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 12:41am:
If you, as a man, are incapable of seeing a woman's shape and stuff under a tent you have no balls....

Never been there, have you?


Good luck with your tents, you should do well with women that wear marquee's as well. ;D

Grappler a man for every woman ;D ;D ;D


Indeed!  Unlike you!!!   ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I like the way you laugh at that. See there is a perfect match for everyone even if you do just want to post letters using your imagination and take out the garbage bags. ;D



Well - you see - unlike you - I've known many women.. and you are still struggling in your  mother's basement with a handful of dreams./....

Oh.. MOTHER!   What have you done?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 4:58am
Bazza wrote :


Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:25am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:22am:
This will be good.



Indeed!  What YOU got to offer?




Watching you not produce any of the facts you said you had.

Want some ?

Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:02am

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:40pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons.  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X


Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.



That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:03am

Setanta wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:49pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:45pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 10:40pm:

double plus good wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 8:42pm:
While I was shagging I'd say something like- I love Manus Island. If you like a rough shag that would do it. You'd have scratches from head to toe. She comes across as a femmo who wouldn't shave her armpits or cut her lawn. I don't like too much hair. That would remind me of that German girl who sang 99 Red Balloons.  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X


Nena? 99 Luftballoons? Ya voll! You must be one of those new metrosexuals.



That's like rodeo bull riding.... you get in the saddle and then whisper in her ear about loving Morrison's handling of refugees... then try to hang on....


I understood that part Grap, perhaps I should have trimmed it to the Nena part. Would you hit it? No offence to Sarah but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
SHY look alike she is not. Not to mention Star Trek.

edit: And would you care if her armpits and crotch were "'70s"?

edit2: Double, let me guess, like all the other metros you need to use dental floss. There is a natural alternative.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:05am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:28pm:
As far as Gillard goes I'd check the ear lobes first old boy and see if you could stomach those stretch puppies swinging back and forth with your tiny periwinkle going hammer and tong.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:05am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:29pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:28pm:

Agnes wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:20pm:
what about redheads that are not natural born Grap?


Hmmm.. I suppose I could make a few exceptions..... as long as they're female...


Pack some spare batteries for the pace maker.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:06am

issuevoter wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:31pm:
Abbott bangs Gillard, offspring: Kevin Bloody Wilson.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:09am

Setanta wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:08pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:04pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:02pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:01pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:54pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:32pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:30pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 9:28pm:
As far as Gillard goes I'd check the ear lobes first old boy and see if you could stomach those stretch puppies swinging back and forth with your tiny periwinkle going hammer and tong.


Do you ever once come up with anything of substance?  Or do you rely exclusively on empty words......    ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

You're going down, mister..... now leave out the garbage you put out as your 'normal' fare.


Call me a liar now CRAPPLER.





Someone that sticks up for Tony should not pick on ears...

Someone with no brains should not post on the internet.


WTF are you doing here then?


Telling you you shouldn't be posting here obviously . ;D ;D ;D


Walked into that one! Well done. But really they both have ears a parent wouldn't wish on their kids.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:11am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:47pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:44pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:36pm:
lol wrong thread


You've made a mistake... There is no wrong thread here, all is as it should be. /waves hands in a jedi like manner.


The Farce is strong in this one OBI-WAN...


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:12am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:53pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:50pm:
The desperation is strong in this one... I felt an overwhelming  movement in The Force... it was as if a billion trolls cried out in fear and agony... and were silenced for eternity....


I hope you feel better soon and get over your desperation then grap. Thanks for being honest about it though, that takes guts.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:12am

Bazza wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:54pm:
Take a dump grappler, that should sort the movement in the force out for you.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:13am

Maqqa wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:56pm:
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I confess

I voted Yes!!!

I dislike her immensely

But there's something sickeningly arousing about banging an ugly chick who makes stupid sounds everything a LIB goes near her


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:14am

Bazza wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:44pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:42pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:23pm:

Bazza wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:21pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:58pm:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:53pm:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:50pm:
The desperation is strong in this one... I felt an overwhelming  movement in The Force... it was as if a billion trolls cried out in fear and agony... and were silenced for eternity....


I hope you feel better soon and get over your desperation then grap. Thanks for being honest about it though, that takes guts.



I really hate to put you on the spot (snuckle, snuckle) - but what is your point?

Please explain?    ;D  ;D


You did say desperation was strong in you and you had a forceful belly ache. Life was just wishing you well.


Grap gets confused easily at his age don't hold it against him.


You have no point?  I knew it!!

The desperation is strong in this one... I felt an overwhelming  movement in The Force... it was as if a billion trolls cried out in fear and agony... and were silenced for eternity....


Try a laxative next time it will come out easier when you push.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:15am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 11:49pm:

Setanta wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:59pm:

Maqqa wrote on Nov 13th, 2015 at 10:56pm:
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I confess

I voted Yes!!!

I dislike her immensely

But there's something sickeningly arousing about banging an ugly chick who makes stupid sounds everything a LIB goes near her


Are you admitting you're a bit warped?

Confession accepted. Three Our Fathers and ten hail Marys.

edit: Oh... and a gold coin in the collection plate. Need another bottle of sacramental wine. The altar boys are reluctant without it.


I also voted yes.
Fat chicks are like mopeds.
Fantastic ride until your mates see you with one.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:18am

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:29am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:24am:

LifeOrDeath wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:17am:

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:55am:
DAMN!  This is plain awful!  REAL people are taking over this forum!!!!


You best be off then I guess *waves*


Haven't taken a hand yet in one strand - yet you keep on trying.....

You  lost already - go home......

I'm off to bed - with your scalp under my belt...


If you have my scalp under your belt I suggest you pull your head out of your pants.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:19am

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:33am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:28am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:25am:

Bazza wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 2:16am:

Setanta wrote on Nov 14th, 2015 at 1:24am:
I certainly did, but no mention of grand to go with it..


I never said you mentioned grand .


granny?


No, I'm Bazza

;D

Oh, it's you Bazza, my eyesight must be failing. Don't sneak up on me like that.


Title: Re: Post Hilarious Retorts Here
Post by He Man on Nov 14th, 2015 at 5:21am

Soren wrote on Nov 10th, 2015 at 5:47pm:
The pansification of higher education continues:

More and more colleges and universities are allowing students to choose their own gender pronouns, meaning instead of just “he” and “she,” the options now include pronouns like “ze,” which are intended to be gender neutral.

Great. So now we’ll have entire campuses sounding like common island midgets. What a binary-busting breakthrough! According to Van Bailey, director of Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, and Queer student life at Harvard, the kids just love their new pronouns:

“The students are excited about it. They’re excited to have the control and the options. They’re excited that that doesn’t have to be a barrier to their classroom experience. You know, because that can be a really kind of chilling experience for a student.”
He’s talking about the “chilling experience” of being referred to as “he” or “she”.  These people aren’t even fit for lab experiments.


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