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Title: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:13am
Updated ... Best Poster of 2015 is ...
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Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Phemanderac on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:14am
ALL...
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Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:15am
Poll ... to be updated when candidates chosen.
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Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Phemanderac on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:18am
Silly thread to be honest, no not even silly - just mean spirited. Hence I suggested ALL...
Depending on the viewer we can ALL be labelled Douche Posters after all. What are you going to do if your own name comes up as a suggestion? |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Marla on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:24am
Appears Greens_Win is searching for a new bridge to post under. And he wants us all to build it for him.
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Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:26am
I am expecting to be in the mix.
Was thinking of perhaps aiming for a mix of three lefties, three righties, and two others. |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Sprintcyclist on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:40am
Great idea Greens.
I've voted |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Bojack Horseman on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:01am
The problem here is on what criteria of douche?
Is it person I disagree with most? Or person who has most extreme views? Or person who acts like the biggest self-entitled but mentally shallow dick on here? BTW, Greens_win if its the third its you. |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by issuevoter on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:11am
How about changing the premise to the best poster. It might be in keeping with the spirit of generosity Christmas is intended to be.
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Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by cods on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:16am ____ wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:13am:
spiteful.... >:( >:( A douche (/ˈduːʃ/) is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. you are extremely personal... and bizarre.. there is a good chance I will report this as personal abuse.. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:16am
Good point ... changing the title.
Best poster nominations please. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by AiA on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:18am
straight or gay douche?
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Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by cods on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:19am
do your best people and ignore this perverted thread..
he is a trouble maker and trying to set people he doesnt like UP to be ganged up on and cyber bashed.,.. there is something wrong with people who do that??... but its even worse for those who join in. they become enablers.. >:( >:( >:( not enough HATE in the WORLD I guess Mr Greenswin. |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:19am cods wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:16am:
Talk is cheap. |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by cods on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:21am ____ wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:19am:
yes and you should KNOW!!! dont you think we have enough ugly threads trying to bring people down on here??????>...... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( some of us are trying to save this site from going down the drain... |
Title: Re: Douche Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:22am cods wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:21am:
Get a life. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sprintcyclist on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:28am ____ wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:16am:
Greens - I liked your original premise. You set the blank poll, we vote, then you fill in the names. It was excellent |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Greens_Win on Dec 17th, 2015 at 10:17am Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:28am:
nah nah. It was there so to avoid some smart ass highjacking with their own poll. Once the candidates were chosen, then the poll would of been updated and voting would of begun. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by BlueBeard on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:25am
garbage thread
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by mariacostel on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:33am
It obviously HAS to be longy. I've been here a few months now and never seen a single post form him and yet you all rave about what he has said.
Maybe if you were less interested in 'socks' you might all post at his level - whatever it is. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Maqqa on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:39am
Has to be maqqa
Never has there been a poster who invoke so much feelings amongst posters ;) Leftard women love to hate him but secretly want to be with him. Leftard men wants to be like him Merry Xmas leftards :D :D ;) |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:43am mariacostel wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:33am:
Nobody has raved about his posts. We do, however, ridicule him constantly. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by the good ole boys on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:49am
How about an award for the biggest dobber? Now who would win this one??? Ummmmmmm. :-?
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 17th, 2015 at 12:34pm ____ wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 9:16am:
Sprintcyclist. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 17th, 2015 at 12:37pm mariacostel wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:33am:
I second the nomination, dear. Longy would definitely win in the maths category. Unfortunately, writing was not his strong point. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by mariacostel on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:15pm greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:43am:
You mention him constantly. You frequently refer to me as longy or quantum or lee or generalsomeone or whoevr takes your fancy. Clearly, he is the best poster of the year because if you left, it would take months to even notice and far longer to ever care. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:27pm
General Luong Yi arguing over the shape of the table? Mania, you style is too similar to Longy's.... tighten up your act...
What are the criteria for best poster? |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm
On the basis of my intense good humour, posting of relevant videos and pictures, and my unique style in posting, utilising a cover of jocularity and apparent lack of depth before striking out like a killer toad fish on a particular point....... and my wit in posting fine posters as below.....
I think I deserve a run-on...... Phemanderac is pretty good though..... Dnarever cuts to the bone with a quick line... Here's another bribe:- |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:40pm
Not that I'm corrupt in any way..... however....
... available at the polling booth..... once you tick 1 - Grappler.... I promise two chickens in every pot and two pots at every chicken little.... also my fiscal policy includes reduction in all taxes to 10%, raising the pension and unemployment income level to AWE, no added GST, curtailing of politician spending on which I can assure the electorate no expense will be spared..... no stone will be left unturned and no dollar left unspent in my relentless pursuit of profligate politician spending...... on the table are THREE Mill-Yun jobs - not the miserable one or two mill-yun of the Labor and LNP failures of parties.... |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:44pm mariacostel wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:15pm:
No, I only ever call you Longy, Longy. Isn't it time you stopped telling lies? |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:48pm mariacostel wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:15pm:
Who else do you nominate, dear? Apart from Longy, I mean. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by tickleandrose on Dec 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 1:40pm:
Yes, Senator Grappler. But there is a leaked memo from your office, indicating that you are planning to import chickens from China, and Pots from Cambodia. Can you please explain? Are you abandoning our hard working chicken farmers? What about our ordinary struggling mum and dad pot growers? |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm
Damn that leaked memo......
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sprintcyclist on Dec 17th, 2015 at 3:28pm BlueBeard wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:25am:
yep, started off excellently. rapidly lost its verve. merits being junked |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sir Bobby on Dec 17th, 2015 at 3:56pm
I nominate master Light.
Best Poster Of 2015 |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by the good ole boys on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:03pm
My nominations are; sparky,shakey, hazy 123, hermoine, jocko homo, mr kamikazee, happy lucky, peter panner and double plus good.
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by mariacostel on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:05pm Bobby. wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 3:56pm:
Most INSANE, yes. What about an award for the One-Track Mind? That has to be a tossup between Imcrookon_penatly_rates and Last-Negative_gearing_nail |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by John Smith on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:13pm the good ole boys wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:03pm:
ahh ... all your old socks :D :D :D |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:20pm the good ole boys wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:03pm:
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:22pm mariacostel wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:05pm:
And Sir Booby - well hung men. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by the good ole boys on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:24pm
Peter Panner. That was a great name. That's that little mining character on those Where's The Gold pokie machines for those who don't know or care. We call them Where's the Feature. ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:27pm the good ole boys wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:24pm:
I liked Jocko Homo, although, you should have taken your name from the A-side. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by the good ole boys on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:31pm
sparky is my cat, shakey is Neil Young's nickname, hazy 123 and hermoine are my partners dogs, joko homo is a Devo song, mr kamikaze is a cool name, happy lucky and peter panner are pokie characters and double plus good is out of 1984. ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by the good ole boys on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:33pm
I like Devo film clips more than the songs. They did them themselves and they are great. Better than that ass clown Michael Bolton.
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:40pm the good ole boys wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:31pm:
And all live next door to a cunning Paki tree-lopper, just down the road from the Rooty Hill mosque. Mother would be proud. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by the good ole boys on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:42pm Karnal wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:40pm:
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:52pm the good ole boys wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:42pm:
Ee-gad, are you saying you’re Homo? Please explain. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by issuevoter on Dec 17th, 2015 at 5:29pm
Well, Greens, the positive change of purpose did not do too well, did it? Maybe it is human nature at work.
Anyway, I now realise the best posts of 2015 were the ones that made me laugh. Not the jokes, and not necessarily the posts I agreed with. They were the ones with sharp wit and turn of phrase. There are several that come to mind including Setanta, and Grappler, but I will keep better notes next year. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by John Smith on Dec 17th, 2015 at 5:33pm issuevoter wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 5:29pm:
it's a forum ... you people seriously keep notes? |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sir Bobby on Dec 17th, 2015 at 6:20pm mariacostel wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 4:05pm:
Dear Maria, You mean sir Crook & sir Nail? They are both excellent posters but they don't have the huge view count & following of the messianic poster known as master Light. As for you - who could we vote for: Maria, Longy or Gold Medal? |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Setanta on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:26pm issuevoter wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 5:29pm:
I was going to say the humans have decided not to post in this thread when I started reading your post but then you went and blew it. ;D edit: I did think your suggestion to Greens about the title was very nice thing to do. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:33pm Bobby. wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 6:20pm:
No, Bobbie, Maria is a childless retired negotiator from Western Sydney. Her hubbie drives a Merc. Longy is an entrepreneur with a creative writing business. He’s better than Hemmingway, even though he studied year 9 maths. Gold Medal was just a tedious old crank. I second Maria’s nomination for Longy. Longy would love to receive an award, and I think it’s only fair. He definitely would have nominated himself if he was here. He’s that good. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by issuevoter on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:46pm John Smith wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 5:33pm:
For funny stuff, I think it would be worth it. Anyway, what do you mean by "You people?" |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Setanta on Dec 18th, 2015 at 12:34am issuevoter wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:46pm:
We Australians are a funny lot, "you people" is "you other Australians". Both sides use divisive language, we are our own enemy. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sir Bobby on Dec 18th, 2015 at 5:22am Karnal wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 7:33pm:
Longy it is - the best poster of 2015! |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 18th, 2015 at 7:15am Bobby. wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 5:22am:
We’re only nominating, Bobbie. Longy will still need to vote himself in. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 18th, 2015 at 8:04am Setanta wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 12:34am:
S' loike Oi said 'ere, Guv! http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1450388770/3#3 Told yez Oi wuz yer bescht poster, 'ands down.... smart, perceptive, thoughtful, penetrating, witty, knowledgeable, leap tall buildings with a single bound..... experienced, innovative, stubborn, fearless, and faster than a speeding bullet... more powerful than a locomotive.... you name it... oh.. and a nice guy, too.... |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sir Bobby on Dec 18th, 2015 at 8:04am
Karnal,
Quote:
Longy has an advantage - he can get 3 votes: himself Maria & Gold Medal |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by John Smith on Dec 18th, 2015 at 8:16am issuevoter wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 11:46pm:
you people on the forum .... ;) |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 18th, 2015 at 9:04am Bobby. wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 8:04am:
Longy doesn't need votes. He'll just declare himself the winner. Remember, he's already been nominated by Maria. He's that good, you know. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by John Smith on Dec 18th, 2015 at 9:13am
Can I nominate Maria lovestoflaphergums Costel?
ohhh. longies already been nominated. OK |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 18th, 2015 at 9:21am Karnal wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 9:04am:
Yes - Longy will sweep in at the last moment with a mathematical proof that He is the Best Poster, backed by unimpeachable credentials and reliable sources such as the Liberal Party private bar chat, and nobody will be able to dispute that finding because they are too dumb, uneducated, gay and non-attending of Hillsong.... all highly relevant and proven ways of taking down anyone who opposes your viewpoint.... and all above board, too! He's that good! |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 18th, 2015 at 10:10am
“The correlation of the assumptatory expectation added to the deemed merital value of the mean of both V1 (vilification of opponents) and AP1 (personal attribution without support), multiplied by (ID) the inherent bias/Discrimination of any opponent, produces a result that is determined by VAPID, and is thus defined.”
Longy's Theorem of Resolution of Voting. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by innocentbystander. on Dec 18th, 2015 at 10:38am John Smith wrote on Dec 17th, 2015 at 5:33pm:
On another forum I used to be a member of there was an insane leftoid on there that thought he was Stalin and he used to keep dossiers on members and sometimes he would pull up detailed information on people from years back. :D :D :D |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:27am John Smith wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 9:13am:
You can, but just remember that Maria is quite new to the board. She's still learning our ways. I would prefer to second Maria's nomination of Longy. Maria is obviously quite protective of Longy's legacy here, even though she has not actually read his work. This, I think, is an example of just how good Longy is. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:29am Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 9:21am:
Exactly. Longy will indeed seize the prize, even if it is not granted to him. If not, I'm sure Maria will grant Longy this award. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Sun Tzu on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:35am
My acceptance speech is already written.
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:40am Sun Tzu wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:35am:
You'll need to go after Longy, Sun Tzu. I'm sure his acceptance speech will thank all the members of the board for their fine contribution to Australian social and political intercourse. IDIOTS. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by The Grappler on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:58am innocentbystander. wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 10:38am:
Perhaps he was only trying to Beria with his superior knowledge... |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Pho Huc on Dec 18th, 2015 at 12:19pm
I was going to nominate myself for douche of the year(I'm a big fan of setting the bar low) but now I see that this award has morphed into a much more complex passive-aggressive irony laced chalice than I originally thought. I don't think I can handle that kind of pressure.
My congratulations and condolences to the eventual winner should one be decided ;) |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Karnal on Dec 18th, 2015 at 2:22pm Pho Huc wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 12:19pm:
I think Mr Abbott got that one, Pho, but I'll second your nomination if you want. |
Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by ian on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:52pm Sun Tzu wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:35am:
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Title: Re: Best Poster Of 2015 Post by Setanta on Dec 19th, 2015 at 12:41am ian wrote on Dec 18th, 2015 at 11:52pm:
Fixed, as we are now looking for the most outstanding poster. |
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