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Message started by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 6:49pm

Title: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 6:49pm
I think this whole thing with the increases in shark attacks on humans ..world-wide, is predicated on their survival.
Sharks have been around a whole lot longer than surfers and swimmers,  AND .. ;) these hungry predators are finally getting the message. It is sinking into the shark senses, that there is a new form of food available.. and they are pretty easy. Slow, in fact, not like seals.  So, the word is getting around.. there is some tasty tucker to be had.

ONCE upon a time, this was all new to them. NOW  they are spreading the word. Expect an exponential increase in shark attacks on humans in the next few yrs.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:03pm

Stay out of the water, and you won't be attacked by a shark.

Next problem!


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by miketrees on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:06pm
Pissing the bald monkeys off is not a good evolutionary tactic.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by innocentbystander. on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:10pm
Probably a lot more sharks around now thanks to the whales and seals making a huge come back, well a lot more white pointers around anyway as these are not targeted for food unlike a lot of other shark species which are probably in decline,  also game fishing for white pointers has been banned.

So there would be a double whammy, more people in the water thanks to the human population explosion and more great whites around too thanks to them breeding up on their now protected food supplies of whales and seals. 

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:32pm

miketrees wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:06pm:
Pissing the bald monkeys off is not a good evolutionary tactic.

Well this a lesson learnt by lots of now-extinct species, too late though.

And the thing about sharks ?  They live in the massive oceans that cover our beautiful planet, and we don't. We don't breathe water, so I'd say the odds, one-on-one ,  are definitely in favor of the sharks.


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:06pm
Kill the sharks. easy. we did it to the sabre tooth tigers and other species which threatened our existence.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:15pm
ahhh Ian. You see sharks live in the sea.  You know? They don't live on shore. You'd advocate //??  Nukin' em?  :D

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:17pm
Let the Asian fishermen loose on them, they will be extinct within a decade.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:25pm
Living in the past you are.

All SORTS of fishers are out there, doing just that. If you think otherwise you are naive.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:31pm
actually Emma when we find them in our waters we imprison them and burn their boats.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:36pm
ahhhhhhhh Iann againn ::) sigh

irrespective of your other words,  the key phrase there is in our waters .

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:37pm
AND.. there are plenty of crook aussies stealing our fish stocks as well.


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:40pm
Surfers are learning to fight back like the one did in South Africa on live TV.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:45pm
In essence you represent the quintessential 'entitled' generation. 

You think Australia is special ( as do I ) ..but you think we are somehow entitled to keep grabbing onto and using everything in sight,, everyone else be damned.. when in the harshness of reality, we Aussies are just people, like all the other suffering masses in the world.

Its just that until recently we have been isolated .. the" Tyranny of Distance". No longer exists. We are part of the world, and this arrogance is going to take a hard fall. :(

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:52pm
If one species is removed it affects the entire ecosystem in ways that man may not realize for a long time. Like wolves and trees in Yellowstone Park. That link wasn't realized until wolves were reintroduced into the Park and the elk were not able to eat everything in sight so some trees began to mature for the first time since the 1920s.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm
love wolves

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:07pm
love the wild things...

as a person once said..

.."In Wildness is the Preservation of the World".

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.



I love a cheap date.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:26pm

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.


Really?  ONE wolf.?  :-?
I'd say I stood a chance. As good as yours anyway. :)

NOW.. a Pack of Wolves is another thing altogether.

RESPECT.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:31pm

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.



I love a cheap date.


Date? That'd buy you a whole weekend.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:41pm
I suspect you would marry me for a case of beer, a small amount of cash and a side of beef.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:44pm

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:41pm:
I suspect you would marry me for a case of beer, a small amount of cash and a side of beef.



No. I'm a vegetarian. And marriage is passe.

Why do you have to complicate things. I thought we had something beautiful here?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:59pm

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:44pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:41pm:
I suspect you would marry me for a case of beer, a small amount of cash and a side of beef.



No. I'm a vegetarian. And marriage is passe.

Why do you have to complicate things. I thought we had something beautiful here?



Okay, okay. Forget the meat and marriage. You do like cash, right? Think of it as a reverse dowry. But I reserve the right to sell you if times get tough.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:08am

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:59pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:44pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:41pm:
I suspect you would marry me for a case of beer, a small amount of cash and a side of beef.



No. I'm a vegetarian. And marriage is passe.

Why do you have to complicate things. I thought we had something beautiful here?



Okay, okay. Forget the meat and marriage. You do like cash, right? Think of it as a reverse dowry. But I reserve the right to sell you if times get tough.




Not a big fan of cash. Unless it buys me Cooper's and Jamie's. I like trees though. You could take me somewhere were there are alot of trees, ply me Cooper's and Jamie's and i'll be most well behaved.

When you tire of me, just drop me home.

I don't want to be sold though. I'm a feminist.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:13am

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:08am:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:59pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:44pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:41pm:
I suspect you would marry me for a case of beer, a small amount of cash and a side of beef.



No. I'm a vegetarian. And marriage is passe.

Why do you have to complicate things. I thought we had something beautiful here?



Okay, okay. Forget the meat and marriage. You do like cash, right? Think of it as a reverse dowry. But I reserve the right to sell you if times get tough.




Not a big fan of cash. Unless it buys me Cooper's and Jamie's. I like trees though. You could take me somewhere were there are alot of trees, ply me Cooper's and Jamie's and i'll be most well behaved.

When you tire of me, just drop me home.

I don't want to be sold though. I'm a feminist.


The trees are the easy thing. Am currently living one of the most heavily forested urban areas in the entire world. Lots of beer here too. Don't know when I will be back in Australia however so if I tire of you you are on your own.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:14am
Where are you?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:18am

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:14am:
Where are you?


Atlanta, GA ... the Buckhead district to be specific

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:30am

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:18am:

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:14am:
Where are you?


Atlanta, GA ... the Buckhead district to be specific



Buckhead district?  You;re going to need to explain.

Why are you there? Are you an Orstraylean or a Seppo?

Cause if you're a Seppo, it's going to take more than a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamie's.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:36am

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:30am:

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:18am:

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:14am:
Where are you?


Atlanta, GA ... the Buckhead district to be specific



Buckhead district?  You;re going to need to explain.

Why are you there? Are you an Orstraylean or a Seppo?

Cause if you're a Seppo, it's going to take more than a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamie's.



I am here because I had to get out of Japan for my sanity and didn't want to go to Australia. Buckhead is merely a geographical area of Atlanta. I am beginning to think you are high maintenance so a dowry might be in order. Do your parents have any assets?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:38am

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.

No doubt. AIA however has previously professed his interest in having sex with children. You may mentally fit the bill but physically you might be lacking.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:40am

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:26pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.


Really?  ONE wolf.?  :-?
I'd say I stood a chance. As good as yours anyway. :)

NOW.. a Pack of Wolves is another thing altogether.

RESPECT.
I would kill the wolf or scare it away. You would attempt to run away and probably be savaged and eaten.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:42am

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:36am:

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:30am:

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:18am:

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:14am:
Where are you?


Atlanta, GA ... the Buckhead district to be specific



Buckhead district?  You;re going to need to explain.

Why are you there? Are you an Orstraylean or a Seppo?

Cause if you're a Seppo, it's going to take more than a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamie's.



I am here because I had to get out of Japan for my sanity and didn't want to go to Australia. Buckhead is merely a geographical area of Atlanta. I am beginning to think you are high maintenance so a dowry might be in order. Do your parents have any assets?


Never mind my parents. I am well worth the Cooper's and Jamise's. Although i expect Australian trees. Looks like you are short on Australian trees,

You will have to keep loving me from afar, alas.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:43am

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:38am:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.

No doubt. AIA however has previously professed his interest in having sex with children. You may mentally fit the bill but physically you might be lacking.


Do you make friends easily Ian?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:46am

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:43am:

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:38am:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.

No doubt. AIA however has previously professed his interest in having sex with children. You may mentally fit the bill but physically you might be lacking.


Do you make friends easily Ian?

Why would I want to?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:47am

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:40am:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:26pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.


Really?  ONE wolf.?  :-?
I'd say I stood a chance. As good as yours anyway. :)

NOW.. a Pack of Wolves is another thing altogether.

RESPECT.
I would kill the wolf or scare it away. You would attempt to run away and probably be savaged and eaten.



One wolf would be more frightened of you than you are of it.

Still, it's nice to sound off as a big man isnt it Ian?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:48am

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:46am:

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:43am:

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:38am:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:24pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:21pm:

mothra wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:20pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.




You can love something from afar.


That is how I feel about you Mothra.



I'm anybody's for a six pack of Cooper's and a bottle of Jamesons's.

No doubt. AIA however has previously professed his interest in having sex with children. You may mentally fit the bill but physically you might be lacking.


Do you make friends easily Ian?

Why would I want to?



You know, to prove that you are likable and stuff.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:00am
[quote author=mothra link=1450687742/35#35 date=1450708938
You will have to keep loving me from afar, alas.
[/quote]

Yes, but like a half a loaf of bread my love will grow hard and moldy. Lisa Jones did say you were a heart breaker ...

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:10am

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:00am:
[quote author=mothra link=1450687742/35#35 date=1450708938
You will have to keep loving me from afar, alas.


Yes, but like a half a loaf of bread my love will grow hard and moldy. Lisa Jones did say you were a heart breaker ...
[/quote]


Lisa Jones is off her trolley. No doubt she said i was a granny in a mental health ward.

She is tremendously insecure.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:15am

The insane have hearts too. Have you seen the 1932 classic film "Freaks"? There is a touching scene with Lisa's grandparent, a dear Pinhead named Schlitzie wearing a pretty dress.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:25am

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:15am:
The insane have hearts too. Have you seen the 1932 classic film "Freaks"? There is a touching scene with Lisa's grandparent, a dear Pinhead named Schlitzie wearing a pretty dress.



I haven't seen it. But i am not opposed to the idea that all people have "hearts". I just question where those hearts lead people.

Lisa Jones is toxic. Nothing good comes from her.

Why has she felt the need to slam me over two forums? One forum that i never go to?

Paranoid or just stark raving loony?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:28am

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:25am:

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:15am:
The insane have hearts too. Have you seen the 1932 classic film "Freaks"? There is a touching scene with Lisa's grandparent, a dear Pinhead named Schlitzie wearing a pretty dress.



I haven't seen it. But i am not opposed to the idea that all people have "hearts". I just question where those hearts lead people.

Lisa Jones is toxic. Nothing good comes from her.

Why has she felt the need to slam me over two forums? One forum that i never go to?

Paranoid or just stark raving loony?


I like you anyway. Who cares what Lisa thinks? There isn't a single person on two forums who takes her seriously.  Aussie and Jovial Monk used to employ her intermittently to stalk and terrorize PA but she seems to have wised up to them but you never know where her loyalties lie (I doubt she has any).

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:29am
I like you anyway. Who cares what Lisa thinks? There isn't a single person on two forums who takes her seriously.  Aussie and Jovial Monk used to employ her intermittently to stalk and terrorize PA but she seems to have wised up to them but you never know where her loyalties lie (I doubt she has any). Anyway, here is that touching scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDK1BCOM138

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:41am
There is nothing left to do but post this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XZWZ91kfc


Enjoy.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:45am
thanks

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:51am
Did you like it?

Because aside from the Cooper's and the Jamie's. you need to be a fan of Tom Waits to win my love.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 2:10am

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:47am:

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:40am:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:26pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.


Really?  ONE wolf.?  :-?
I'd say I stood a chance. As good as yours anyway. :)

NOW.. a Pack of Wolves is another thing altogether.

RESPECT.
I would kill the wolf or scare it away. You would attempt to run away and probably be savaged and eaten.



One wolf would be more frightened of you than you are of it.

Still, it's nice to sound off as a big man isnt it Ian?
you know nothing about wolves and little more about yourself.  I dont have any need to impress strangers on the internet. You are lonely. Hence your reparte with AIA . Im here because im bored, not because I look for human companionship. To be quite honest, your need for recognition repulses me.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by ian on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 2:26am
poor old Mothra, desperate, middle aged  and dateless. Driven to desperation she desperately interacts anonymously over the internet with a self professed kiddie fiddler 5000 miles away. Cyber sex is immninent.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by boxy on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:14am
The increase in shark attacks can be almost entirely attributed to an increase in the numbers of humans in the water. Not just an increase in beaches near the major cities, but also the spread of the population into areas that were sparsely populated. Especially in Australia. We love a good beachside property.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by miketrees on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:29am
Just how long do you think sharks are going to be content just owning the seas.

I tell you they will be invading our back yards soon,,, no one will be safe.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:51am

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 2:10am:

mothra wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:47am:

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 12:40am:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:26pm:

ian wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 11:14pm:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 10:59pm:
love wolves
No you dont. you love the concept of a wolf. If confronted with one in the wild it would end badly, for you.


Really?  ONE wolf.?  :-?
I'd say I stood a chance. As good as yours anyway. :)

NOW.. a Pack of Wolves is another thing altogether.

RESPECT.
I would kill the wolf or scare it away. You would attempt to run away and probably be savaged and eaten.



One wolf would be more frightened of you than you are of it.

Still, it's nice to sound off as a big man isnt it Ian?
you know nothing about wolves and little more about yourself.  I dont have any need to impress strangers on the internet. You are lonely. Hence your reparte with AIA . Im here because im bored, not because I look for human companionship. To be quite honest, your need for recognition repulses me.




You're here because you want to spread misery. You're a sad little man. You can't even spot the difference between people having a laugh and something sinister.

I feel sorry for you.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:53am

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 2:26am:
poor old Mothra, desperate, middle aged  and dateless. Driven to desperation she desperately interacts anonymously over the internet with a self professed kiddie fiddler 5000 miles away. Cyber sex is immninent.




I'm none of those things. I'm just being cordial.

Are you unfamiliar with that concept?

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by mothra on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:54am

miketrees wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:29am:
Just how long do you think sharks are going to be content just owning the seas.

I tell you they will be invading our back yards soon,,, no one will be safe.




Just wait til they start flying. Then we're all screwed.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by bogarde73 on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:58am

innocentbystander. wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:10pm:
Probably a lot more sharks around now thanks to the whales and seals making a huge come back, well a lot more white pointers around anyway as these are not targeted for food unlike a lot of other shark species which are probably in decline,  also game fishing for white pointers has been banned.

So there would be a double whammy, more people in the water thanks to the human population explosion and more great whites around too thanks to them breeding up on their now protected food supplies of whales and seals. 


I think you probably nailed it.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by The Grappler on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 7:18am
Some of my best friends are sharks.. we just don't meet very often.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by cods on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 7:22am

miketrees wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:29am:
Just how long do you think sharks are going to be content just owning the seas.

I tell you they will be invading our back yards soon,,, no one will be safe.



what about those crocs mike???.. are you keeping an eye out for them??..

its funny isnt it.. we think the sharks do not have any rights to be in the ocean.. well not the bit humans choose to be in..

I still blame the greenies.. they are the ones that have stopped a huge amount of fishing for fun....and a bit of food.. >:(


they have insisted on all these aqua national parks... no one is allowed to fish without permission ... ::) ::)

all fine and good.. but that means the fish around our coastline has increased enormously the sharks are not coming in to grab a tasty surfee... they are after the shoals of tasty fish  the greens have laid on for them in abundance..

we have a huge amount of fish that live in the coastal waters....sharks I believe are very intelligent animals..

why go hunting when its laid on for them...and if a tasty human morsel gets in the way... whoppee  dessert


I have always said a shark would have to come through the tap if it wanted me...

do they put nets all round the jungle to stop tigers  I wonder..

and what about those crocs.....how do they stop crocs getting stooooooooooopid humans ...???

just askin.


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by greggerypeccary on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 7:23am

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by cods on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 7:24am

bogarde73 wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:58am:

innocentbystander. wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 7:10pm:
Probably a lot more sharks around now thanks to the whales and seals making a huge come back, well a lot more white pointers around anyway as these are not targeted for food unlike a lot of other shark species which are probably in decline,  also game fishing for white pointers has been banned.

So there would be a double whammy, more people in the water thanks to the human population explosion and more great whites around too thanks to them breeding up on their now protected food supplies of whales and seals. 


I think you probably nailed it.


ummmmmmmm..maybe..

I think theres more fish in the water especially on the coast........ lunch in other words

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by cods on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 7:25am
the shark is a beautiful animal

the human not so much.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Phemanderac on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 8:55am
The combination of more people, more sharks and less overall food for said sharks drives them closer to the coast. Being hungry, they bite stuff in the water, go figure...

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by cods on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 9:22am

Phemanderac wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 8:55am:
The combination of more people, more sharks and less overall food for said sharks drives them closer to the coast. Being hungry, they bite stuff in the water, go figure...




well as I see it.. there is MORE FOOD for sharks...because recreational fishing has been stopped in many places....so more fish in shore.... for sharks../ sharks eat all the time...they dont have a clock like we do...

otherwise we could say dont swim between these hours..

we have to respect its their domane..

we seem to think we can influence the weather...so why not the habits of our sea animals...

we are superior after all to everything... ::) ::)

they put a net up and they think thats protecting them....

it makes sense to some.. ::)

they put up flags

do not swim outside these flags..

couldnt be plainer.. but what happens.. thats right people still swim outside the flags...

its human nature...

almost to a one its someone on a surferboard who runs into a shark.....


do you think they are tempting fate in some way???..

I dont know all I know is its no different to sky diving...

you wanna take that risk... so be it... dont whinge to me if it all goes wrong..

and dont blame the shark for doing what sharks are meant to do...and that is EAT.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Sprintcyclist on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 9:41am

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 6:49pm:
I think this whole thing with the increases in shark attacks on humans ..world-wide, is predicated on their survival.
Sharks have been around a whole lot longer than surfers and swimmers,  AND .. ;) these hungry predators are finally getting the message. It is sinking into the shark senses, that there is a new form of food available.. and they are pretty easy. Slow, in fact, not like seals.  So, the word is getting around.. there is some tasty tucker to be had.

ONCE upon a time, this was all new to them. NOW  they are spreading the word. Expect an exponential increase in shark attacks on humans in the next few yrs.



I agree entirely.

Animals know where the pickings are good.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by bogarde73 on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 10:06am
The black wetsuits are a dead set invitation.
Definitely all surfers should change to pink.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Lisa Jones on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:21am

AiA wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 1:00am:
[quote author=mothra link=1450687742/35#35 date=1450708938
You will have to keep loving me from afar, alas.


Yes, but like a half a loaf of bread my love will grow hard and moldy. Lisa Jones did say you were a heart breaker ...
[/quote]

Huh?

What?

Excuse me AiA?

I never said that at all.

All I said was that she was as mad as a hatter. And she is totally and utterly insane in the membrane.

You of all people ought to know that!


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Lisa Jones on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am

ian wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 2:26am:
poor old Mothra, desperate, middle aged  and dateless. Driven to desperation she desperately interacts anonymously over the internet with a self professed kiddie fiddler 5000 miles away. Cyber sex is immninent.


Good grief!

What's all this about?


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by boxy on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am
Blood in the water ;D

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Phemanderac on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:29am
https://youtu.be/teD1WIGtw5w?t=5

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Lisa Jones on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32am

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am:
Blood in the water ;D


That's right. And it's not my blood....it's AiA's.

I had no idea about this topic until that multi troll Phemanderac brought my attention to it today in another topic....by copying and pasting AiA's post.

Anyway.....



Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Phemanderac on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:39am

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32am:

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am:
Blood in the water ;D


That's right. And it's not my blood....it's AiA's.

I had no idea about this topic until that multi troll Phemanderac brought my attention to it today in another topic....by copying and pasting AiA's post.

Anyway.....


You're welcome.  ;)

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Lisa Jones on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:42am

Phemanderac wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:39am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32am:

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am:
Blood in the water ;D


That's right. And it's not my blood....it's AiA's.

I had no idea about this topic until that multi troll Phemanderac brought my attention to it today in another topic....by copying and pasting AiA's post.

Anyway.....


You're welcome.  ;)


Oh rack off multi troll.

And FYI, I can tell it's YOU AUSSIE who is presently using that shared nic.

Utterly pathetic!

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Lisa Jones on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:43am

Phemanderac wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:39am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32am:

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am:
Blood in the water ;D


That's right. And it's not my blood....it's AiA's.

I had no idea about this topic until that multi troll Phemanderac brought my attention to it today in another topic....by copying and pasting AiA's post.

Anyway.....


You're welcome.  ;)


Oh rack off multi troll.

And FYI, I can tell it's YOU AUSSIE who is presently using that shared nic.

Utterly pathetic!

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Phemanderac on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:44am

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:43am:

Phemanderac wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:39am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32am:

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am:
Blood in the water ;D


That's right. And it's not my blood....it's AiA's.

I had no idea about this topic until that multi troll Phemanderac brought my attention to it today in another topic....by copying and pasting AiA's post.

Anyway.....


You're welcome.  ;)


Oh rack off multi troll.

And FYI, I can tell it's YOU AUSSIE who is presently using that shared nic.

Utterly pathetic!


You are still welcome, despite the abuse...

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Lisa Jones on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:51am

Phemanderac wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:44am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:43am:

Phemanderac wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:39am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32am:

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:25am:
Blood in the water ;D


That's right. And it's not my blood....it's AiA's.

I had no idea about this topic until that multi troll Phemanderac brought my attention to it today in another topic....by copying and pasting AiA's post.

Anyway.....


You're welcome.  ;)


Oh rack off multi troll.

And FYI, I can tell it's YOU AUSSIE who is presently using that shared nic.

Utterly pathetic!


You are still welcome, despite the abuse...


Oh I'm not abusing you Phemanderaussierac.

I'm merely indicating my utter abhorrence at your multi trolling.

Ahhh I cannot wait for Phemandermonkrac to log on.

I can assure you that he too will get a serve of my utter abhorrence to his multi trolling.

What an utterly pathetic display by you both!

>:(


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:28pm

boxy wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 6:14am:
The increase in shark attacks can be almost entirely attributed to an increase in the numbers of humans in the water. Not just an increase in beaches near the major cities, but also the spread of the population into areas that were sparsely populated. Especially in Australia. We love a good beachside property.


Now thats part of it for shore for shore  ::) but I still reckon THE WORD IS GETTING OUT.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 11:32pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 22nd, 2015 at 9:41am:

Emma wrote on Dec 21st, 2015 at 6:49pm:
I think this whole thing with the increases in shark attacks on humans ..world-wide, is predicated on their survival.
Sharks have been around a whole lot longer than surfers and swimmers,  AND .. ;) these hungry predators are finally getting the message. It is sinking into the shark senses, that there is a new form of food available.. and they are pretty easy. Slow, in fact, not like seals.  So, the word is getting around.. there is some tasty tucker to be had.

ONCE upon a time, this was all new to them. NOW  they are spreading the word. Expect an exponential increase in shark attacks on humans in the next few yrs.



I agree entirely.

Animals know where the pickings are good.


Yes . Indeed they do.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by AiA on Dec 23rd, 2015 at 12:54am
bad luck with a shark:


Quote:
A Venezuelan man whose boat capsized off Aruba in the Caribbean has died after a shark attacked him in the middle of a rescue attempt by coastguards.

The Dutch Caribbean coastguard said the man, who was one of seven Venezuelan men thrown into the sea after their boat sank, was moments from safety when the attack took place.

In an extraordinary tale of terrible luck, spokesman Roderick Gouverneur said that the man was clinging to a rescue buoy when he was spotted by the coastguard helicopter, which lowered a rescuer to winch him to safety.

However, just as the rescuer was about to reach him, the man was attacked by a shark, suffering fatal injuries.


http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/dec/22/man-killed-by-shark-in-caribbean-while-being-rescued-by-coast-guard?CMP=fb_us

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Dec 23rd, 2015 at 1:10am
jeez some guy had a shark slide onto his board at Coolum today. ( see news footage no doubt everywhere ) Luckily he was not attacked by the shark. Hmmm that may have been Noosa.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 1st, 2016 at 9:31pm
Beach closed to swimming 'cos of a pack of sharks..!!

They said fifteen were cruising the shore. :D

What do you expect when we reduce their food supplies.
What about whales too?  Just as they repopulate after the decimations of the past,  NOW we have giant conglomerates stripping the sea of Krill.  :D

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Setanta on Jan 1st, 2016 at 10:09pm
Oh Em, stop it! You're giving me a shark attack, shark attack.. shark attack! You're giving me a shark attack!
More of us go swimming every year, increasing their food supply. Perhaps Tony should swim more often.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by The Grappler on Jan 1st, 2016 at 10:26pm
Sharks have finally worked out that humans declared war on them for their feeding habits, and are now retaliating.... and are working as a team...... no more Lone Wolf sh!t.. bringing back a few ears after a night out alone.... like a fifteen year old Bosnian boy I met once ....

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 1st, 2016 at 11:19pm
I expect they'd eat the ears.. or leave them for the lesser sea critters.

They are supreme in their environment and don't need to prove it. Still, if we keep on taking their food, we'll rise to the head of the menu. :)

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Setanta on Jan 1st, 2016 at 11:25pm

Emma wrote on Jan 1st, 2016 at 11:19pm:
I expect they'd eat the ears.. or leave them for the lesser sea critters.

They are supreme in their environment and don't need to prove it. Still, if we keep on taking their food, we'll rise to the head of the menu. :)


Ear soup.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 1st, 2016 at 11:33pm
looks better than ducks feet.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Setanta on Jan 1st, 2016 at 11:39pm

Emma wrote on Jan 1st, 2016 at 11:33pm:
looks better than ducks feet.


I'll take your word on that. Post up a pic.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 2nd, 2016 at 12:00am
cannot do I'm afraid.. need an update..

but .. they're even less appetisizing than Chicken's feet. OR it could be the other way around.

( had a traditional Chinese meal  :) once)

  I actually preferred the jellyfish tentacles dish. The pigs's trotters weren't too bad, but the plain steamed fish was really yuk. Yeeuw :o

I stuck with the chili prawns as much as possible, and the rice. 

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Setanta on Jan 2nd, 2016 at 12:17am

Emma wrote on Jan 2nd, 2016 at 12:00am:
cannot do I'm afraid.. need an update..

but .. they're even less appetisizing than Chicken's feet. OR it could be the other way around.

( had a traditional Chinese meal  :) once)

  I actually preferred the jellyfish tentacles dish. The pigs's trotters weren't too bad, but the plain steamed fish was really yuk. Yeeuw :o

I stuck with the chili prawns as much as possible, and the rice. 


That's what all the girls say!  ;)

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 2nd, 2016 at 7:05pm
you guessed it!!

Shark Attack.!

Near Yeppoon .. a swimmer was attacked today, and is now in a very serious condition in Rockhampton Hospital.

Locals expressed disbelief .. so rare,  practically unheard of in that area of the Queensland Coast.


Word is definitely out.

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 2nd, 2016 at 8:41pm
more info.. he is a spear-fisher, and suffers deep lacerations to arm and legs, good luck buddy.


Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 4th, 2016 at 8:24pm
mm? too hard?

seems he was swimming alongside a school of Mackerel.
The reported 3 metre shark, using the school as cover, burst from hiding and attacked the spear-fisher head-on.

No mistake there.

He is now fighting against massive wounds to his arms and legs, attributed to his fighting off the shark.

Now, I don't say the fella shouldn't have been there. But it was his decision , and people have got to realise, that WE DO NOT RULE everything on earth, and we are just meat animals, however highly we regard ourselves.. 

Title: Re: Shark Attack.
Post by Emma Peel on Jan 5th, 2016 at 6:12pm
And we have another one ladies and gentleman.

An 11 yr old boy wading in shallow water at Heron Island was attacked, and suffered a large bite to his calf. He is now in hospital.

He is in reasonable condition.

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