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A BRITISH politician caught in a sexting scandal with a 17-year-old girl who approached him for a job has blamed being “drunk, horny and on my own”.

MP Simon Danczuk, 49 said he was holidaying alone in Spain at the time and drinking heavily when he sent the lurid text messages to teen Sophena Houlihan after she applied for work in his office.

He admitted telling Sophena he wanted to “spank” her during booze benders on which he drank up to three bottles of wine a night.

Danczuk was suspended by the Labour Party this week in the wake of the scandal.

Danczuk is white.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 3:37pm:

Danczuk is a leftie.

Corrected it for you  :)

(Just thought I'd practise a bit for when I finally proofread your thesis lol)

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 3:55pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2016 at 3:37pm: Danczuk is a leftie. Corrected it for you  :)

He's still white, though.

Not enough trolling points in that for Lord Herpes.

hes following the GREAT WHITE TRADITION OF LABOR MEN...

dirty old Labor men...like young girls...yuck.

cods wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 4:17pm:

hes following the GREAT WHITE TRADITION OF LABOR MEN... dirty old Labor men...like young girls...yuck.

Why is it 'yuck'?

It's perfectly natural for a man to be attracted to younger women.

Nature planned it that way.

Take Herbie, for example: he's attracted to Bindi.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 4:18pm:

cods wrote on Jan 4th, 2016 at 4:17pm: hes following the GREAT WHITE TRADITION OF LABOR MEN... dirty old Labor men...like young girls...yuck. Why is it 'yuck'? It's perfectly natural for a man to be attracted to younger women. Nature planned it that way. Take Herbie, for example: he's attracted to Bindi.

I know what I think of herb.... and you.

you both make my skin crawl....so no need to go into detail.

I thought thats why fd gave you the toolshed so you could out do each other....and leave the rest of us out of your fantasy lives.

cods wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 4:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4th, 2016 at 4:18pm: cods wrote on Jan 4th, 2016 at 4:17pm: hes following the GREAT WHITE TRADITION OF LABOR MEN... dirty old Labor men...like young girls...yuck. Why is it 'yuck'? It's perfectly natural for a man to be attracted to younger women. Nature planned it that way. Take Herbie, for example: he's attracted to Bindi. I know what I think of herb.... and you. you both make my skin crawl....so no need to go into detail. I thought thats why fd gave you the toolshed so you could out do each other....and leave the rest of us out of your fantasy lives.

You are having a bad afternoon, cods.  FD 'gave' the 'toolshed' to Redneck, who has been banned by Hicks for being critical of Israel and posting graphic images in support of his criticism.

What's the 'toolshed' ?     :-/

Aussie wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 4:35pm:

You are having a bad afternoon, cods.  FD 'gave' the 'toolshed' to Redneck, who has been banned by Hicks for being critical of Israel and posting graphic images in support of his criticism.

Seriously?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 4:37pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2016 at 4:35pm: You are having a bad afternoon, cods.  FD 'gave' the 'toolshed' to Redneck, who has been banned by Hicks for being critical of Israel and posting graphic images in support of his criticism. Seriously?

Absolutely 'seriously.'  Here is the Tool Shed.

Link.