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Title: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:06am "The PM will be absent in China for no more than two days before hustling home, possibly worrying all the way that he's left a bull in a China shop back in Canberra." Acting PM |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by John Smith on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:06am
:o :o :o :o
god help us! |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:16am
Phucccck me drunk , gone from mediocre to hopeless
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:20am Imagine what people in the future will think when they look back at 2013 - 2016. "Australia, meet your new Prime Minister: Barnaby Joyce is in charge of the country while Malcolm Turnbull visits China" I'm not joking |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:22am
He couldn't be any worse than Tony ...................... could he :-/
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by skippy. on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:22am greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:06am:
I hope he has strict instructions not to touch any buttons. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by cods on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:27am
hat a dumbarse thread...
but it does capture the mindless lefties doesnt it.. slow news days.. is shortarse still the opposition leader??.. oh you poor things... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:34am Its time wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:22am:
That's true. Give me Barnaby over Abbott any day of the week. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Karnal on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:37am greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:06am:
See him on 7.30 last night? He has a totally new personality. Stable, reliable, predictable, steady as she goes. Amazing what a new job can do. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:37am Karnal wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:37am:
No, I didn't. I'll check it out now though. Edit: It was the night before last. Link |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:45am cods wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:27am:
He certainly is still leader , its all continuity in the Labor ranks, no knifes being plunged in to leaders backs , no deep division in the ranks causing policy paralysis , just a clearly articulated policy position :) How's old team Libtard travelling Cods, not so good it seems 51 49 baby 51 49 and the preferred PM ratings plummeting faster than a Libtard policy :) :) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:21am
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/barnaby-joyce-refuses-to-apologise-to-tony-windsor-over-mine-row/ar-BBrJh5c?ocid=spartandhp
I have heard a few of the rightards on here say that Windsor sold his farm to Chinese interests , so where o where did that originally come from ? PS I cant wait to see Windsor romp it in at election :) :) :) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by teddybear on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:24am Its time wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:45am:
AND WHAT A GREAT JOB BARNABY'S DOING 1. No boats have arrived 2. No terrorist attacks 3. $ rising 4. And you spastic leftards are wanking more than usual ;D ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:29am Its time wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:22am:
Nobody could be worse than Tony. Nobody. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by teddybear on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:35am Its time wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:21am:
TRY GOOGLE NUM NUTS The independent MP was paid three times more for land sale to mining company than others nearby THE sale of Tony Windsor's farm to a coalminer delivered the kingmaking MP a windfall about three times greater than nearby farmers who sold to the company. Mr Windsor's family was paid $4.625 million by Werris Creek Coal in February for the sale of 376ha Cintra, south of Tamworth, reaping about $12,300 a hectare. According to lands titles searches, the three other farms of substantial sizes to be sold to the mining company changed hands in the past 18 months for between $2767 a hectare and $5128 a hectare. A 351ha nearby property was sold to the coal group for $1.8m in 2008 -- representing $5128 a hectare -- and another 317ha parcel changed hands for $2767 a hectare in April this year. Mr Windsor, who has long been critical of mining in the nearby fertile Liverpool Plains because of its impact on underlying ground water, yesterday repeated his claim that the mining of that property was legitimate because it was "completely different country". "Overall, I am not opposed to mining. In fact, in several instances I have pushed for it, but I am very much opposed to mining where there is an interface with the ground water, as is the case with Liverpool Plains," Mr Windsor said. When asked about the differences in the sale prices between his property and those of his neighbours, he said, "I think we should terminate this conversation". "You listen to me pal, you mind your own business, it's my family's business. If you want to make up some bullshit story, go for your life, I don't care," he said before hanging up. Mr Windsor has accused the Nationals of running a smear campaign against him after the sale of his farm to Werris Creek became public in February. Many locals, such as Liverpool Plains farmer John Hampersamp, agree. "It's exactly the same thing each time an election comes around: the National Party goes scrounging for dirt," he said. Mr Windsor leases back from WCC the property and homestead, which sits about 1km north of the mine. WCC bought a nearby 1381ha parcel of land in March last year for $6.2m, equating to about $4700 a hectare. Four other far smaller parcels -- between 2ha and 30ha -- were bought by WCC since 2008 for between $150,000 and $1.5m. Those parcels were not directly comparable because of their small size. Differing prices of the land parcels are also determined by factors including the volume and quality of underground deposits, and the proximity to the mine. WCC, a subsidiary of Sydney-based Whitehaven Coal, did not return calls. Mr Windsor last month issued a statement saying mining recommenced at the site south of his property about 12 years ago. His home was 800m from the coal face. T |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:38am teddybear wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:24am:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXqnMCObas Gummy bear destroyed in 19 seconds |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:06pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 11:29am:
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:09pm Its time wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:06pm:
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Bam on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:17pm Quote:
Fixed it for you. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:22pm Bam wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:17pm:
Thanks. That's more like it. He was taught well. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:42pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 12:22pm:
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by LEUT Bigvicfella (RTD) on Apr 14th, 2016 at 2:11pm
So far, so good. Perhaps they have chained him up somewhere
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by James on Apr 14th, 2016 at 4:39pm
Barnaby is fighting the good fight against muslims.
Now what can we do to stop islam. Educating oneself, educating others, and speaking truthfully about "the Religion of Peace" is the best start. Islam is its own worst enemy in that the more that is known about it, the less attractive it becomes... to everyone. Islam spreads like a virus. It radiates from Muslim countries that are too diseased to support it and into healthy systems that are that way because they have had the luxury of developing apart from Islam. Once in the host system, the Islam virus uses the existing machinery to make replicas of itself. Over time, the host makes unilateral concessions to the religion, feeding and appeasing it in the vain hope that this supremacist ideology can be tamed. Vital organs are co-opted and eventually shut down as Islam advances. In a matter of time, the entire system groans to an agonizing death and assumes the condition of the diseased nations from which Muslims originally fled. The virus then looks for new hosts to cannibalize.The rest of society pays the cost. Some Westerners, particularly those with children (and an investment in the future), are far-sighted enough to trace the eventual end game of current trends. The key to stopping Islam is education because the more that is known about this 7th century religion the less appeal it will have in today’s world. Muslim defenders know this, which is why they hide behind censorship and book banning in the Islamic world and desperate but comical appeals to political correctness and multiculturalism in the West. Muslim organizations, such as CAIR, often rely on outright falsehood to deceive others into dropping their defenses. Non-Muslim Westerners should understand that there is no reason to place Islam beyond critical analysis or Muslims above offense merely on that basis. In fact, there is every reason not to do this. Islamic law poses a threat to nearly every liberal value that the West holds dear. Learn as much as you can about why Islam is dangerous. Understand its history. Learn how thousands of people can do brutal things each year explicitly in the name of Islam and Allah, while a billion others never seem to be terribly bothered about it. In short, educate yourself. Then you can educate others; and they can also educate others. Remember, Islam is not just a religion, but also a political system and a way of life (for everyone, Muslim or not). Write to political leaders. Inform them. Make them accountable for each compromised standard and every freedom lost in the name of appeasement to Islam. Expose the lies and double-standards. Denounce the hypocrisy of Muslim nations.Speak truthfully. Speak tactfully If Islam wins, then civilization loses... but at least we will have gone down with a fight. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Aussie on Apr 14th, 2016 at 5:07pm
Oh I see, so now you are going to spam the Forum with the same trash in every Thread.
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 6:30pm Aussie wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 5:07pm:
Bored 14 year old boy, on school holidays. Hopefully he'll find his dad's porn links soon, and then we won't have to worry about him anymore. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Kat on Apr 14th, 2016 at 6:32pm
Bananaby would push faeces uphill to run a bloody lemonade-stand.
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by James on Apr 14th, 2016 at 7:29pm Kat wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 6:32pm:
That would be the Greens |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by James on Apr 14th, 2016 at 7:31pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 6:30pm:
Wow that's how you got rid of your dad. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 14th, 2016 at 7:32pm Kat wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 6:32pm:
I talked to him for about a minute the other day, while we were both waiting for the lift in my friend's building. He actually seemed like a decent guy. Don't tell him I said so, though. ;) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by John Smith on Apr 17th, 2016 at 2:55pm
thank Christ Turnbull got back just in time, otherwise Barnacles would probably order boo and Pistol killed
Actor Johnny Depp has returned to the Gold Coast with his wife Amber Heard ahead of a court hearing of charges relating to the illegal importation of the couple's dogs into Australia last year. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-17/johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-fly-to-gold-coast-boo-pistol-court/7333066 |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 17th, 2016 at 3:38pm cods wrote on Apr 14th, 2016 at 10:27am:
Anything to distract from the class act that is Bull Shitten, eh? ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:17pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 3:38pm:
He is travelling beautifully , 51/49 and preferred PM ratings getting closer by the day :) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:20pm Its time wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:17pm:
He's behind in every poll. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:29pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:20pm:
That is set to change , especially after next week :) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:32pm Its time wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:29pm:
Sure, you keep on believing that. ;) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:45pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:32pm:
Will you commit to a national corruption watchdog Libs ? No we can't negotiate its the ABCC or a DD Australian public , why don't the Libs want all corruption looked at ? That's how it's going to play out unless the cross benchers roll over Armpit , and if they do it just keeps Hamlet in the shop window that little bit longer |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:11pm Its time wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 4:45pm:
You've got a far lower IQ than I thought if you think calling me "armpit" is something I would somehow find offensive. On the contrary, it only serves to prove what an unintelligent, unimaginative troll you are. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by John Smith on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:13pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:11pm:
that must explain why you keep bringing it up. ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:15pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:11pm:
Can't argue with the content of the post , didn't think so Bro :) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:17pm Its time wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:15pm:
Oh, I can. But with an IQ that low, it would be a waste of time as it wouldn't be understood. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:17pm John Smith wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:13pm:
Yeah, that's why. ::) |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:20pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:17pm:
Have a go anyway, give us your in depth perception on how its going to play out |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by John Smith on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:21pm Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:17pm:
don't be so hard on yourself. Try not to worry about your IQ so much ... it's not that we don't understand what you write, it's just that it's usually illogical. Besides, we enjoy laughing at you. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 17th, 2016 at 5:24pm
Here is your chance to shine Armpit
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Dnarever on Apr 17th, 2016 at 7:14pm
Barnaby Joyce is running the country
Nervous period for small dogs. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Dnarever on Apr 17th, 2016 at 7:18pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JLTf8bK7CA
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by John Smith on Apr 17th, 2016 at 8:23pm Dnarever wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 7:18pm:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D it's still just as funny as the first time I watched it |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Dnarever on Apr 17th, 2016 at 8:29pm John Smith wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 8:23pm:
You have to wonder how this ijiot could be put in charge of anything. If it wasn't so funny it would be sad. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Bam on Apr 17th, 2016 at 9:17pm Dnarever wrote on Apr 17th, 2016 at 8:29pm:
You could hear the scraping from the bottom of the barrel when Joyce became leader of the Nats. The talent pool in the Nats has shrunk quite alarmingly in recent years. That's what happens when country conservatives spend too much time with the sheep. |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by perceptions_now on Apr 17th, 2016 at 10:05pm
Get your Pistol ready Boo, we may need to save Australia, from destruction, via Barnaby Joyce???
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Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by LEUT Bigvicfella (RTD) on Apr 18th, 2016 at 8:53am
BUREAUCRATS have taken legal action to hide an embarrassing email about acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce until after the election.
The department of agriculture said yesterday it would go to the Administrative Appeals Tribunal to keep hidden an email it had been ordered by its own watchdog to hand to the Herald Sun. The move means the email, written to Mr Joyce by then department secretary Paul Grimes, will not be handed over, as the Information Commissioner had ruled. Instead, it will be the subject of expensive legal wrangling funded by the taxpayer. The Herald Sun sought the email using Freedom of Information laws, after Dr Grimes wrote a robust character assessment of Mr Joyce late in 2014. He later sought to withdraw it, but the damage was done and he was sacked by then PM Tony Abbott. The department has kept the email hidden from public scrutiny for more than a year. April 24, 2015 The Herald Sun lodges a Freedom of Information request for the email July 17, 2015 The Department of Agriculture rejects the request and keeps the email secret July 28, 2015 The Herald Sun applies to the Information Commissioner for review of the decision March 17, 2016 The Information Commissioner finds for the Herald Sun and orders the department to hand over the letter Thursday Mr Joyce becomes acting Prime Minister while Malcolm Turnbull is out of the country Yesterday The department takes legal action and will go to the Administrative Appeals Tribunal seeking to keep the email secret http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/taxpayer-funds-used-for-legal-fight-to-keep-embarrassing-barnaby-joyce-email-secret/news-story/5402d931c6cbfc9835595e6a3db76890 Oh Dear Barnaby, misleading Parliament and then trying to get Hansard changed. Nortie little man..... |
Title: Re: Barnaby Joyce is running the country Post by Leftwinger on Apr 18th, 2016 at 6:29pm
Is it true Barnaby actually held a press conference after Amber and John got out of court ?
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