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Message started by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 11:10am

Title: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 11:10am
Yuk curry stinks and so do people who eat it every day

....A court was told Mohammed Zaman, 53, was cutting costs in his debt-ridden business by employing illegal workers and substituting almond powder with cheaper ground nut mix, which contained peanuts.

http://m.smh.com.au/world/indian-restaurant-owner-accused-of-killing-a-customer-with-curry-20160509-goqc0k.html

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 11:12am
You're not racist, Gordy. Curry is not a race.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:12am:
You're not racist, Gordy. Curry is not a race.


A bit like Islam really.  Go easy on the Islam and they won't be crazy.  Go easy on the curry and they won't stink

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Svengali on May 10th, 2016 at 1:39pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?


I love curry.

Somebody has to manage them to create employment in UK.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?


I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 2:29pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?


I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.


If only we could employ a sunshine of the secular mind kind on the Muzzie ones.

I think you misunderstand my opinion of Curry Muchers, as Aqua said, if they were a stock, I'd place a BUY order on the non-muzzie ones.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 2:34pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:
Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?



Curry is now considered a national dish in England

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 2:40pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:29pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?


I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.

if they were a stock, I'd place a BUY order on the non-muzzie ones.


You can't, Gordy. It's impossible to tell them apart.

When we ban the Muselman, we'll need to ban all the Curries too - just in case.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by The Grappler on May 10th, 2016 at 2:45pm
He went out in a blaze of Madras Curry...... hotter on the way out than on the way in....

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 3:03pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:40pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:29pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?


I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.

if they were a stock, I'd place a BUY order on the non-muzzie ones.


You can't, Gordy. It's impossible to tell them apart.

When we ban the Muselman, we'll need to ban all the Curries too - just in case.


Can't we just get the ones whose wives have a dot on their heads?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 3:05pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:03pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:40pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:29pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 1:08pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Did you catch the Curry's name?

Mohammed Zaman.

Cunning, no? They should have him up on a terrorism charge.


Aren't all curry restaurants in England either owned by Pakistani or Bangladeshis?


I don't think so. They have plenty of Curries in the UK too. Madras Curries, Bombay Curries, Curry Vindaloo, Alloo Chop.

But the only evidence of curry poisoning comes from this sinister Muselman, no doubt an inbred 81 percenter.

The evidence is all here, Gordy.

Ban them.

if they were a stock, I'd place a BUY order on the non-muzzie ones.


You can't, Gordy. It's impossible to tell them apart.

When we ban the Muselman, we'll need to ban all the Curries too - just in case.


Can't we just get the ones whose wives have a dot on their heads?


They're cunning, Gordy. If you take the ones with the dots, they'll all get them.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 3:06pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Because he's not racist, Gordy. JS probably slept with one once.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 3:22pm

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.


I know what you mean. I was doing some import and sales a few years ago. I was selling something with more demand than stock so my price was solid, I'd get Curries calling me then their curry mate would call and try for a discount and finally they'd turn up at my house and ask for a discount :D

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Mr Hammer on May 10th, 2016 at 3:54pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.
Hey Karnal , have you ever indulged in a bowel exploding Harris Park curry?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Neferti on May 10th, 2016 at 3:57pm
Do Muslims eat curry?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Mr Hammer on May 10th, 2016 at 3:58pm

Neferti wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:57pm:
Do Muslims eat curry?
yeah, they do. I suppose it's halal though.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 4:49pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:54pm:
Hey Karnal , have you ever indulged in a bowel exploding Harris Park curry?


Never. I have, however, enjoyed a nice masala dosa at the Taj.

Enjoy them.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 4:55pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 4:49pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:54pm:
Hey Karnal , have you ever indulged in a bowel exploding Harris Park curry?


Never. I have, however, enjoyed a nice masala dosa at the Taj.

Enjoy them.


I've had a couple of Curries in HP actually . I had a client who's brother owned a place there


I enjoy eating them but the stuff is like putting pollution into your body.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 4:59pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.



are they? damn!

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 5:03pm

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:22pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.


I know what you mean. I was doing some import and sales a few years ago. I was selling something with more demand than stock so my price was solid, I'd get Curries calling me then their curry mate would call and try for a discount and finally they'd turn up at my house and ask for a discount :D


I had one ring me once to ask for a quote for some painting work .. I drove 40mins to get there and when i got there he wasn't interested in any painting (although his house desperately needed it). He just wanted to borrow a caulking gun to seal around a water damaged benchtop because he was too stingy to spend $5 at bunnings for one.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 5:03pm

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.



are they? damn!



No, you just have to say it. It means you're not racist.

Gordy even slept with one once - how could he possibly be racist?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2016 at 5:04pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 5:03pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.



are they? damn!



No, you just have to say it. It means you're not racist.

Gordy even slept with one once - how could he possibly be racist?


Ahhh!

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by GordyL on May 10th, 2016 at 5:55pm

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 5:03pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.



are they? damn!



No, you just have to say it. It means you're not racist.

Gordy even slept with one once - how could he possibly be racist?



A curry, yeah... nah. I know you're just poking fun but let me tell you one more time. She was Persian and had a lighter skin tone than me. Not that skin tone matters, I'm more interested if they're into science, progressive ideas rather than archaic fairy tales about sky daddies.


Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 10th, 2016 at 10:32pm
8-)
GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 5:55pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 5:03pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:44pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:38pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:37pm:

John Smith wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 2:33pm:

GordyL wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 11:24am:
A bit like Islam really.



does that make you  curryphobic?


Only if that makes you a Curryapologist.   ;D


I'm not a fan of curry munchers.


Why not?


Every single one I've ever dealt with has tried to pull a swifty in some way shape or form.



Well, yes, but you're meant to add that some of your best friends are shifty, stinking Curries.



are they? damn!



No, you just have to say it. It means you're not racist.

Gordy even slept with one once - how could he possibly be racist?



A curry, yeah... nah. I know you're just poking fun but let me tell you one more time. She was Persian and had a lighter skin tone than me. Not that skin tone matters, I'm more interested if they're into science, progressive ideas rather than archaic fairy tales about sky daddies.


I see. I can see why you say you nearly married a tint, Gordy.

How could you possibly be racist?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Svengali on May 11th, 2016 at 9:42am

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 10:32pm:
I see. I can see why you say you nearly married a tint, Gordy.

How could you possibly be racist?


GordyL is buy-sexual.

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Karnal on May 11th, 2016 at 10:06am

Svengali wrote on May 11th, 2016 at 9:42am:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 10:32pm:
I see. I can see why you say you nearly married a tint, Gordy.

How could you possibly be racist?


GordyL is buy-sexual.


The Persian princess was a shade lighter than Gordy.

How could he possibly be racist?

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Lisa Jones on May 11th, 2016 at 10:09am

Svengali wrote on May 11th, 2016 at 9:42am:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 10:32pm:
I see. I can see why you say you nearly married a tint, Gordy.

How could you possibly be racist?


GordyL is buy-sexual.


You WISH!

Title: Re: Death by curry
Post by Svengali on May 11th, 2016 at 10:26am

Lisa Jones wrote on May 11th, 2016 at 10:09am:

Svengali wrote on May 11th, 2016 at 9:42am:

Karnal wrote on May 10th, 2016 at 10:32pm:
I see. I can see why you say you nearly married a tint, Gordy.

How could you possibly be racist?


GordyL is buy-sexual.


You WISH!


Has Lisa cornered the market?

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