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Message started by cods on May 13th, 2016 at 5:34pm

Title: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by cods on May 13th, 2016 at 5:34pm
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-to-free-mans-penis-from-ring-spanner/news-story/9d2602169a6c821912ffc1a0e1859598

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”



do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by John Smith on May 13th, 2016 at 5:37pm
I'm surprised it fit in there to start with ....  :o :o

they sure it wasn't some kid?

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by cods on May 13th, 2016 at 5:41pm
I was wondering who would be the first to put their hand up..

as the firies said they had to use an axel grinder  it get it off so that wouldnt be the actual thingy..

I wonder what the plan was... ::) ::) ::) ::)

just sayin....

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by greggerypeccary on May 13th, 2016 at 5:51pm

Tool puts tool in tool.


Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by cods on May 13th, 2016 at 5:52pm
he may have got the idea from the toolshed.. ::) ::)

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Leftwinger on May 13th, 2016 at 6:26pm
Wtf is an axel grinder ?

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by greggerypeccary on May 13th, 2016 at 6:33pm

Its time wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:26pm:
Wtf is an axel grinder ?



Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Leftwinger on May 13th, 2016 at 6:38pm

greggerypeccary wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:33pm:

Its time wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:26pm:
Wtf is an axel grinder ?




;D

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by cods on May 13th, 2016 at 6:39pm
yucko I think the real axle looks better....although I dont think I would want it too close to the  crown jewels..

its good to see the concern... ;D ;D

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Aussie on May 13th, 2016 at 6:39pm
angle grinder cods.

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by cods on May 13th, 2016 at 6:43pm
I havent been visiting the boysroom for a while so I am behind in my toolshed tools...

someone said they had to pour water on it to stop it getting hot... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

just saying what they said.

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by The Grappler on May 13th, 2016 at 6:59pm

greggerypeccary wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:33pm:

Its time wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:26pm:
Wtf is an axel grinder ?




It's Ripley in Aliens driving the APC with a busted transaxle.



Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Leftwinger on May 13th, 2016 at 7:05pm

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:59pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:33pm:

Its time wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 6:26pm:
Wtf is an axel grinder ?




It's Ripley in Aliens driving the APC with a busted transaxle.


Ease down ease down

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Black Orchid on May 13th, 2016 at 7:11pm
Hard to imagine what goes through some peoples' heads.  Excuse the pun.   Should I mention that the spanner looks a bit small?

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Aussie on May 13th, 2016 at 7:17pm

Black Orchid wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
Hard to imagine what goes through some peoples' heads.  Excuse the pun.   Should I mention that the spanner looks a bit small?


That is not the spanner. 

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by greggerypeccary on May 13th, 2016 at 7:22pm

Black Orchid wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 7:11pm:
Hard to imagine what goes through some peoples' heads.  Excuse the pun.   Should I mention that the spanner looks a bit small?


The spanner in the article has not been cut with an angle grinder.

I'm hoping, for the sake of the poor guy, that the actual spanner was somewhat larger than a 22mm ring spanner.


Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Svengali on May 13th, 2016 at 7:47pm

cods wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 5:34pm:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-to-free-mans-penis-from-ring-spanner/news-story/9d2602169a6c821912ffc1a0e1859598

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Hammer, Unsubrocky, ian and innocentbystander are the usual suspects. Aquascoot if a horse was involved.

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by GordyL on May 13th, 2016 at 7:50pm

Svengali wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 7:47pm:

cods wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 5:34pm:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-to-free-mans-penis-from-ring-spanner/news-story/9d2602169a6c821912ffc1a0e1859598

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Hammer, Unsubrocky, ian and innocentbystander are the usual suspects. Aquascoot if a horse was involved.


And you if a young boy is involved?

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Svengali on May 13th, 2016 at 7:54pm

GordyL wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 7:50pm:

Svengali wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 7:47pm:

cods wrote on May 13th, 2016 at 5:34pm:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-to-free-mans-penis-from-ring-spanner/news-story/9d2602169a6c821912ffc1a0e1859598

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis.

The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

“It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland.

“It never does.”

do you think this is one of our MEN on here girls???>.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Hammer, Unsubrocky, ian and innocentbystander are the usual suspects. Aquascoot if a horse was involved.


And you if a young boy is involved?


Pederasty. Apologies for omitting you GordyL. Thanks for confessing.

Title: Re: here is a laugh for the girls
Post by Valkie on May 13th, 2016 at 8:10pm
Muzzos get theirs stuck in the eye of a needle.
Its about the only thing small enough to get their tiny little things caught in.

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