Australia Day is a facist plot. We need a new national holiday:

Happy Civilisation Day!!!!!

No. . . . that won't work either. Too many supermarket-fed, middle-left, new-age, wifi connected atruists  who condemn colonialism and the way it led to their present standard of living.

Lets celebrate how wonderful indigenous life was without Medicare, public transport, public education, clothing, or soap.  Go knock your girlfriend's front teeth out; a wedding ring is just another symbol of European imperialism.

F35s? Don't need 'em. We can defend our humpies the indigenous way. Just point the bone, and it'll hit em like a sci-fi death ray. They musta' had it pointing the wrong way back in 1788.

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening.

How did yours go?

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:19pm:

I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go?

5k run in morning
Took firstborn for a surf
Went for a walk with fatso
Trolled ozpol for a bit
Hooked up some new patio lights
Weeded the garden
Trolled ozpol some more
Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup
Played scrabble with firstborn
:)

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :)

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:35pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :) Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

And unforgiven wrote a silly comment detailing how little you know about how harsh the first fleet had it.

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

Does the thought of that make you blue da ba dee da ba doo?

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :)

How'd the carpet snake do? I hope you didn't leave her alone while you were out frolicking.

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:35pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :) Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger?

In the last 24hrs you've enquired about my poop, my pee and my body shape. If you're so curious about me why not just take me up on my standing offer to meet at the Nth Bondi workout court,  6am. 

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:35pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :) How'd the carpet snake do? I hope you didn't leave her alone while you were out frolicking.

I have no idea what to call it now. 
From certain angles it looks a bit like the rosetta asteroid.
I wont verbalise that one until it's all out :)

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 10:59pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:37pm: Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:35pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :) Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger? In the last 24hrs you've enquired about my poop, my pee and my body shape. If you're so curious about me why not just take me up on my standing offer to meet at the Nth Bondi workout court,  6am.

If you don't mind and want to pay for my Sydney holiday, I'll be his second. We could drink some piss and give each other a good  flogging. Could be more fun! Probably not what you want but more invigorating and and and I'll go easy on ya! ;D

I'm more likely to keep my word too.

Setanta wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:09pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:59pm: Unforgiven wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:37pm: Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:35pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :) Are you fatso? Or is fatso your husband, or lodger? In the last 24hrs you've enquired about my poop, my pee and my body shape. If you're so curious about me why not just take me up on my standing offer to meet at the Nth Bondi workout court,  6am.  If you don't mind and want to pay for my Sydney holiday, I'll be his second. We could drink some piss and give each other a good  flogging. Could be more fun! Probably not what you want but more invigorating and and and I'll go easy on ya! ;D

Meh.....no grog until March in sympathy for...

Gordon wrote on Jan 26^th, 2017 at 11:03pm:

Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:55pm: Gordon wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:35pm: Setanta wrote on Jan 26th, 2017 at 10:19pm: I had a good evening/night. Spent it with the Welshman and the Yank next door. My youngest and his Nip wife and 1/2 nip granddaughter came over too. Drank and ate various meats and salads. A good evening. How did yours go? 5k run in morning Took firstborn for a surf Went for a walk with fatso Trolled ozpol for a bit Hooked up some new patio lights Weeded the garden Trolled ozpol some more Bbqd some lamb while fatso made some tom yum soup Played scrabble with firstborn :) How'd the carpet snake do? I hope you didn't leave her alone while you were out frolicking. I have no idea what to call it now.  From certain angles it looks a bit like the rosetta asteroid. I wont verbalise that one until it's all out :)

When it's all out, it's over. :'(
No more jokes.