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Message started by Lord Herbert on Jan 28th, 2017 at 11:36am

Title: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 28th, 2017 at 11:36am
He's one of those notorious 'Ugly Americans' who used to be a stereotype often bandied about in the press, and he's in desperate need of having a professional ethicist groom him out of his crude and crass ways.

First up - like Paul Keating - he should be keeping his hands to himself when escorting a foreign national leader around his offices.

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Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by issuevoter on Jan 28th, 2017 at 1:03pm
Trouble is, Herb, he wouldn't listen to you.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Yadda on Jan 28th, 2017 at 1:23pm


herbert,

I'm sure that at this time Donald Trump has wanna-be-advisors coming out of his ears !



herbert,

Why don't you go and try to advise Hillary!         ;D




as per.....

"Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan."
- John F. Kennedy




Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 28th, 2017 at 1:28pm

issuevoter wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 1:03pm:
Trouble is, Herb, he wouldn't listen to you.


You haven't seen me in full flight. American Pit Bull Terriers tuck their tails in to cover their family jewels before scattering to find dark hiding places.

(Good one, Yadda!)

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Brian Ross on Jan 28th, 2017 at 3:39pm
You know, Herbie, I too wish you were on of Trump's advisors.

1. It couldn't be any worse than the ones he already has.

2. It would remove you from here.   ;)

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by cods on Jan 28th, 2017 at 4:17pm
I thought he may have had coaching lessons on how to deal with women from you herb...

how to speak to them or about them..... ::) ::)

that is unless he wants to spend his life on the couch.. so to speak.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:18pm

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 4:17pm:
I thought he may have had coaching lessons on how to deal with women from you herb...

how to speak to them or about them..... ::) ::)

that is unless he wants to spend his life on the couch.. so to speak.


So far as women are concerned the guy is a pig. I never once in my life spoke of women in the terms that he did.

Softly, softly catchee monkey - and it's the same with women.  :) You don't 'grab' anything. You wait until THEY grab YOU in the lift going up to your private rooms from the hotel bar .......  8-) ... if youse get my drift ....  :P Women are voracious creatures like female spiders once your man-bulge catches their fevered attention under the glow of a full moon ..

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:21pm
Oh boy!!!    ;D

Man bulge = wallet?

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:29pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:21pm:
Oh boy!!!    ;D

Man bulge = wallet?


;D ;D ;D

What are YOU doing here, lurking in the shadows?!

But I think you've just 'owned' me! Wallet! Yes! I was thinking along the lines of "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:31pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:29pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:21pm:
Oh boy!!!    ;D

Man bulge = wallet?


;D ;D ;D

What are YOU doing here, lurking in the shadows?!

But I think you've just 'owned' me! Wallet! Yes! I was thinking along the lines of "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"


Do you fill it with newspaper?    ;D

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Aussie on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:36pm
Is it possible that it could get any more cheap, trite, hackneyed, over-done and sleazy, really?

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Aussie on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:39pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D


You will not find that school boy cheap crap there.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by cods on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:10pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:18pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 4:17pm:
I thought he may have had coaching lessons on how to deal with women from you herb...

how to speak to them or about them..... ::) ::)

that is unless he wants to spend his life on the couch.. so to speak.


So far as women are concerned the guy is a pig. I never once in my life spoke of women in the terms that he did.

Softly, softly catchee monkey - and it's the same with women.  :) You don't 'grab' anything. You wait until THEY grab YOU in the lift going up to your private rooms from the hotel bar .......  8-) ... if youse get my drift ....  :P Women are voracious creatures like female spiders once your man-bulge catches their fevered attention under the glow of a full moon ..



you sound as if you have spent you entire life in lifts fending off amorous women...lolol half your luck...

I bet your read Mills and Boon...and see yourself as the HERO..... you and grap should get together..in a nice way of course.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by cods on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:14pm

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....


I know how much Unforgiven is obsessed with genitalia and filth and he is their number 1 thread maker.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by cods on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:32pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:14pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....


I know how much Unforgiven is obsessed with genitalia and filth and he is their number 1 thread maker.



I guess you dont read sparta BO... its a contest who can write the most one liners...him and IQ...it looks as if the place is sinking rather faster than it once was....

between them they must have read every filthy book on the planet or are they just rehashing old PA chat from years ago??...I believe it was a lot worse then...

unforgiven is IQ.. its so hard to tell them apart....
at least its only to each other.. for the most part...

you did see what was aimed at me.....and what was said to mantra...all as far as I am concerned uncalled for... maybe you dont think so....which is fine...sometimes we need another opinion to point us in the right direction....I didnt fit in at PA thats for sure.....

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:35pm

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:32pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:14pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....


I know how much Unforgiven is obsessed with genitalia and filth and he is their number 1 thread maker.



I guess you dont read sparta BO... its a contest who can write the most one liners...him and IQ...it looks as if the place is sinking rather faster than it once was....

between them they must have read every filthy book on the planet or are they just rehashing old PA chat from years ago??...I believe it was a lot worse then...

unforgiven is IQ.. its so hard to tell them apart....
at least its only to each other.. for the most part...

you did see what was aimed at me.....and what was said to mantra...all as far as I am concerned uncalled for... maybe you dont think so....which is fine...sometimes we need another opinion to point us in the right direction....I didnt fit in at PA thats for sure.....


No it's not fine and I have had plenty aimed at me too but I was talking about Relationships and IQ does not post there let alone make dozens of filthy threads.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Aussie on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:39pm

Quote:
I was talking about Relationships.


Rubbish....you were not 'talking' at all.  Deflecting.....yeas.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by cods on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:40pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:35pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:32pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:14pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....


I know how much Unforgiven is obsessed with genitalia and filth and he is their number 1 thread maker.



I guess you dont read sparta BO... its a contest who can write the most one liners...him and IQ...it looks as if the place is sinking rather faster than it once was....

between them they must have read every filthy book on the planet or are they just rehashing old PA chat from years ago??...I believe it was a lot worse then...

unforgiven is IQ.. its so hard to tell them apart....
at least its only to each other.. for the most part...

you did see what was aimed at me.....and what was said to mantra...all as far as I am concerned uncalled for... maybe you dont think so....which is fine...sometimes we need another opinion to point us in the right direction....I didnt fit in at PA thats for sure.....


No it's not fine and I have had plenty aimed at me too but I was talking about Relationships and IQ does not post there let alone make dozens of filthy threads.



well its hard to tell we do understand he is on ozpol.. and he doesnt deny it..

aussie is usually pretty good at keeping unforgiven under control.....I usually steer well clear.. he makes things up and I dont like that..

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Agnes on Jan 28th, 2017 at 7:07pm

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:32pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:14pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....


I know how much Unforgiven is obsessed with genitalia and filth and he is their number 1 thread maker.



I guess you dont read sparta BO... its a contest who can write the most one liners...him and IQ...it looks as if the place is sinking rather faster than it once was....



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Funny cods, but pretty spot on.. ;)

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Setanta on Jan 28th, 2017 at 7:23pm

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:40pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:35pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:32pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:14pm:

cods wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 6:12pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:38pm:
Sure.  Just click on Relationships   :D



B.O. dont tell me you sneak down there for a quick perv..

cheap trite hackneyed .. you seemed to know where they fit.. ::) ::)

come on fez up.....


I know how much Unforgiven is obsessed with genitalia and filth and he is their number 1 thread maker.



I guess you dont read sparta BO... its a contest who can write the most one liners...him and IQ...it looks as if the place is sinking rather faster than it once was....

between them they must have read every filthy book on the planet or are they just rehashing old PA chat from years ago??...I believe it was a lot worse then...

unforgiven is IQ.. its so hard to tell them apart....
at least its only to each other.. for the most part...

you did see what was aimed at me.....and what was said to mantra...all as far as I am concerned uncalled for... maybe you dont think so....which is fine...sometimes we need another opinion to point us in the right direction....I didnt fit in at PA thats for sure.....


No it's not fine and I have had plenty aimed at me too but I was talking about Relationships and IQ does not post there let alone make dozens of filthy threads.



well its hard to tell we do understand he is on ozpol.. and he doesnt deny it..

aussie is usually pretty good at keeping unforgiven under control.....I usually steer well clear.. he makes things up and I dont like that..


I don't think he is and he pretty much never denies anything, he prefers to let people simmer in their false notions and work themselves up.

Title: Re: I wish I was one of Trump's advisors.
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 28th, 2017 at 7:28pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:31pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:29pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 28th, 2017 at 5:21pm:
Oh boy!!!    ;D

Man bulge = wallet?


;D ;D ;D

What are YOU doing here, lurking in the shadows?!

But I think you've just 'owned' me! Wallet! Yes! I was thinking along the lines of "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"


Do you fill it with newspaper?    ;D


My wallet? - Yes! ... when I'm trying to impress the girl the bulge in my back pocket is even more awesome than what she can feel while we're Dirty Dancing at the Saturday Night Fever disco hall ....  :P

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