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Title: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:29pm
A lifetime of public support is available from your local tattoo parlor.
Get you Centerlink payments guaranteed for life! Best Examples of Job-Stopping Tattoos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE6LIIF3Hzs |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by John Smith on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:34pm
he's got a job you knob.
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sprintcyclist on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm
paint yourself black and practise chanting 'racist, racist, racist
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Agnes on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm
Some beautiful intricate examples of tatts there Bobby- but inking the eyeballs is going a bit too far- why would you deface yourself this way- a cleanskin is much more beautiful
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm John Smith wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:34pm:
Only the tattoo parlor artist has a job - you jerk. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:39pm:
tatts look ugly - yuck. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Agnes on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:44pm Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
I think some look very creative- I can appreciate art in any form- but not for me |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:47pm Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:44pm:
But do you think it's right that people should be allowed to make themselves unemployable? Should we have to work & pay our taxes for them? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by The Mechanic on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:50pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm:
Stan Grant? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Agnes on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:51pm President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:50pm:
;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Agnes on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:52pm Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:47pm:
no of course not- I guess some do it for that reason as well |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 8th, 2017 at 11:01pm Agnes wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:52pm:
I was in a dole queue once in 2013 - I never got a cent because I had too much money but some idiot in the same line with tattoos all over his face got the red carpet treatment. It still annoys me to this day. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Ye Grappler on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:56am
Sounds good to me - where do I apply?
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by BigOl64 on Sep 9th, 2017 at 6:59am Bobby. wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:29pm:
You don't need tattoos for a life time of taxpayer funded welfare. 1. Be born a lazy useless piece of sh1t, usually this will come from you lazy useless piece of sh1t parents 2. Go to school, don't go to school, remain illiterate & innumerate just like your parents 3. Go to the dole office and have someone fill out your dole application, just like your parents did 4. Have some idiot socilaist provide you with a list of ready made excuse on why after 30 years you have never had a job. 5. Have lots of future dole bludging children to increase your dole payments, just like your parents did. 6. Get old retire on a pension after a life-time of being a filthy dole bludger And repeat. Tattoos have noting to do with being a dole bludger you attitude has everything to do with it. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Karnal on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:04am Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 8th, 2017 at 10:36pm:
At freeloading country-shopping New Zealanders who really are racist? Good heavens, Sprint, that would be offensive. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Karnal on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:09am BigOl64 wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 6:59am:
Either that, or pop over the Tasman or on the ten pound ticket a la Sprint and Herbie. How do you justify your Centrelink benefits, Hole? Oh, that's right. You put in a stint refuelling B52s back in the 70s. If that's what it takes, you can tattoo my face any day. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dr Mengele on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:46am
Simply answer yes to the loaded "Are you aboriginal or torres strait islander" question and bam, dole for life with no obligations.
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by BigOl64 on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:05am Karnal wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:09am:
Every day you reinforce the fact you are an impostor with your ignorance . ;D ;D ;D Strutting around with your false tin, telling anyone stupid enough how you used to 'kill the gooks' in 'Nam'. Fkken loser. ;D ;D ;D ;D ![]() |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by thecuriousmail on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:16am Dr Mengele wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:46am:
What's your point, other than gratuitous racism?? If you're a WHITE bogan woman dropping babies to a different father each time: Example of parenting payments Here’s an example of how Australian Government parenting payments work. A single mother with no income, no assets and dependent children should be eligible for: Child Care Benefit, if using approved or registered care Family Tax Benefit (A and B) Newborn Upfront Payment and Newborn Supplement Parenting Payment. Depending on other circumstances, she might also be eligible for payments like Rent Assistance. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:16am
Karnal is a decorated war veteran with medals on his jacket.
He's entitled to a pension. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by BigOl64 on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:21am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:16am:
Karnal is a ignorant military impostor with false tin on his jacket His is entitle to every actual serving and ex-service member's total contempt. :) :) :) Only civilians make the amount of basic mistakes he does, and that happens for a very good reason, they were never there. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Fireball on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:22am
Convert to Islam; have 5 wives and 25 children...........you've cracked it......a taxpayer funded mansion and an income from the taxpayer that most hard working taxpayers will only dream about......
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:25am BigOl64 wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:21am:
Isn't it a criminal offence to falsely claim military duty? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:26am Fuzzball wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:22am:
Deport them to Iran. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Valkie on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:36am
Five guaranteed ways to get paid for doing stuff all.
1) Be or pretend to be an abbo. 2) Be or pretend to be a muzzo 3) be a public servant, they go to work.....but....... 4) be a politivian.......and retire after a short while.......big pay 5) be an unmarried whore and keep churning out kids How never to get the dole 1) have a job at one time 2) work and save up money 3) have a spouse who has worked You see, if you havevdemonstrated that you can andvarevwilling to work They never let you get out of the habit, and will hound you and make it impossible to do anything but work |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:40am Valkie wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:36am:
I met a woman like that twice - both had 5 kids from 5 different blokes - they were getting more money than many workers & a state house to live in. The blokes never paid a cent towards the maintenance of the brats. In both cases their kids were always in trouble with police. Australia has encouraged ferals & we pick up the tab. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by BigOl64 on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:06am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:25am:
For want of a better description, yes. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:10am BigOl64 wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:06am:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_imposter Quote:
However - Karnal does have brave stories of front line action against the Viet Cong. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by BigOl64 on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:14am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:10am:
They all do. :) :) :) |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:42am BigOl64 wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:14am:
Karnal has a lot to answer for. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:45am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:25am:
Is peeling potatoes in the Army military duty? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:45am
Funny enough most of the people I have met who are fully tattooed are fully employed. The few I know well have never been unemployed a day in their lives.
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:47am Dnarever wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:45am:
Really? What sort of jobs did they do? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Gordon on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:52am Dnarever wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:45am:
Face tattoos? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:58am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:47am:
One young guy want from being assistant manager is a retail outlet in a major shopping centre to running his own business. Another works in a specialist area of IT. A girl I know is currently working at a chain supermarket, rotating through some responsible positions. Others work in kitchen refurbishment, building industry etc. It isn't ideal but it isn't the problem it was 20 years ago. I remember recently talking to a girl in a shoe store about her tattoos. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:00am Dnarever wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:58am:
Did you watch the video in the OP? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Gordon on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:08am
Don't you need a full sleeve of tats to get a job at JB HiFI?
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by cods on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:12am Gordon wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:52am:
ugh a young man pushed his child around a fruit market in Canberra his whole face was covered I felt confronted I really did...he was young I couldnt take my eyes off his face... why would you want people staring at you in stunned silence... as for employing someone tattooed like that.... no way......no way in hell. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by cods on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:14am Gordon wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:08am:
you know when I see David Beckham I think wow what a dude......when he takes his short off.. I want him to put it back on again....how sad is that?>.I can handle one or two...but!!!!!!! after that... |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:15am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:00am:
Yes. Of the people I listed only one has face tattoos and one other neck. the rest pretty much full sleeve plus others at a minimum. Obviously some of those in the slide show would need to be self employed, in the tattoo industry or other tattoo friendly work. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:16am Gordon wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:08am:
Yes, as well as a stud through the nose and an earring in the eyebrow. Having no knowledge of the existence of music before 2005 would help as well, as would an annoying habit of asking people every 5 minutes if you can help them (and then not actually being able to help). |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by cods on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:19am
if a tradie turned up at my house with his face covered in =tatts... I think I would slam the door...god I hope I never have to face something like that.
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:37am
Funny but the first image I checked out from the slide show, Mark Kropp with the "Devast8" tattoo on his face works on building sites ?
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by The Heartless Felon on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:00pm
Just saw on the news that Schappelle has applied for the dole...
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Gordon on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:34pm Dnarever wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:37am:
Are you really arguing that face tattoos don't limit employment options? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Valkie on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:38pm Dnarever wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 9:45am:
I have a family member whi is virtually coverd in tattoos. He is also a university professor. A professional medical practitioner and a really nice guy. He just likes tattoos. At least he aint a pooftah. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:51pm Gordon wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:34pm:
No just pointing out that it seems that people who have them also have jobs ???? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Ye Grappler on Sep 9th, 2017 at 3:38pm Gordon wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:34pm:
Benefiting from crime by not being employable...... sad, innit? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Ye Grappler on Sep 9th, 2017 at 3:39pm
The ex's daughter's bloke has tattoos - he's a wandering bakery manager at Coles - goes from store to store fixing up problems with the bakeries. His boss said to him - "You look like a criminal, but you're my best manager."
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 9th, 2017 at 5:12pm Valkie wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 1:38pm:
"Individuals whose sexual identity was at odds with their implicit sexual attraction were much more frequently raised by parents perceived to be controlling, less accepting and more prejudiced against homosexuals." |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:27pm
I wonder if there are any posters here who have their faces covered in tattoos
& live off the dole? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:07pm
Here's a new recruit for your business:
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Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Ye Grappler on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:18pm greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 5:12pm:
What has this gay propaganda got to do with living off the dole for life? For every one such who had that curious dichotomy, there are and were countless more who did not have that problem. So we should accept the failures as being the norm now? Damn - you know how to solidify a negative response, don't you? You must be a schill for the anti-gay marriage groups..... I'm definitely voting NO! ;D ;D |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:22pm Quote:
All real men & sane women will vote no. Homosexuals like Greggy will vote yes. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:25pm Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:22pm:
"Put simply; it looks likely that a closeted gay man is more likely to be anti-gay. Surprising very few people." |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Lisa Jones on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:37pm Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:22pm:
Well we're all voting NO. Actually everyone in our extended family and all our neighbours and friends are voting NO also. |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Lisa Jones on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:40pm Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 7:27pm:
Not sure about the tatts but I could name a few grubs who live online compliments of the tax payer! |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 9th, 2017 at 11:08pm Lisa Jones wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:37pm:
"voting" ;D |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Ye Grappler on Sep 10th, 2017 at 12:14am greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:25pm:
Utter nonsense.... what have these researchers been smoking? Tibetan Loco Weed? I tell you truly, three times, my friend Faisal - do not smoking of this Tibetan Loco weed when you are smuggling it... it make your mind rot and you think the mountain laughs.... we must behave as business people and not as addicts.... no more smoking on the job!! |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Ye Grappler on Sep 10th, 2017 at 12:20am greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 11:08pm:
Aye - as much as they are allowed to in this burgeoning Neo-Fascist society with its government of two parties supported by state instrumentalities, all intent on as near absolute control over the populace and their aims and ambitions as possible.... You'll get there in one life or another, Peccorovich.... The next phase in the upward mobility of social values for the total society will be the abolition of the Divine Right Of Elected Government..... and the future holds one of two possible scenarios - either the People will rule.. or they will be ruled........... until the next round of revolution begins...... No Mandate!! The ONLY 'mandate' is to fulfill promises made to gain election, and on this basis, Shorten has no right to say a Labor government, once elected, will arbitrarily vote in SSM.... regardless of the will of the people.... I see no resolution coming from any of this...... :-? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:15am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:22pm:
Didn't know there was a vote on tattoos ? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Dnarever on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:17am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 10:07pm:
Is that Scoot, apparently the Horses don't care ? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Valkie on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:19am Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Sep 10th, 2017 at 12:20am:
Interestingly. A recent survey among gays found that many would be voting NO. Why you ask? Apparently they believe it would be a worthless and futile move. Resulting in even more distrust of gays and that it woukd bring on even more gay hate. Perhaps they have something there?????? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by AnotherJourneyByTrain on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:27am Bobby. wrote on Sep 9th, 2017 at 8:40am:
..but you only met two women like that ::) |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:32am TheFunPolice wrote on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:27am:
Only two - are there many more? |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by AnotherJourneyByTrain on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:40am Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Sep 10th, 2017 at 12:20am:
Are you saying a two party system is next to a one party system? This country has been sick for a long time... this gay marriage stuff is global :o |
Title: Re: How to get the dole forever. Post by AnotherJourneyByTrain on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:45am Bobby. wrote on Sep 10th, 2017 at 9:32am:
I was living in this flat once and this young bloke comes up to my place and was pissing himself saying his friend wanted him to r*** his missus because he couldn't get it up.... like: it's just so sad! This girl- who was a bit fat to be honest- was a nightmare.... you have to be civil to your neighbours but jebus... she told me her plans were basically just to have a few kids with different men and get government housing and never work and she was like not even 25! I would guess she grew out of that phase and actually has a well paid job now because it's too boring doing nothing. I dunno... who cares really! |
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