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"Poo Jogger" Caught In The Act" It’s a story as old as time: A man was taking poops where he wasn’t supposed to, and his neighbors have caught him in an elaborate sting operation by hiding in the bushes with a camera. The alleged pooper in question is Brisbane resident Andrew Douglas Macintosh, who is a national quality manager at a big-time Australian retirement village company and also a member of a Brisbane City Council board. Neighbors in his Greenslopes neighborhood recently noticed a flurry of public poops on sidewalks and other street-adjacent areas near their homes. One resident, Steve Smith,(The Cricketer??)  says his place was “getting hit frequently,” and it seemed that the regularity of the poops as well as the presence of toilet paper indicated a high likelihood of premeditation. So he did what any one of us would have done, and hatched a complicated plan to catch the Mad Pooper copycat in his tracks. Smith eventually figured out Macintosh’s running route—presumably by tacking up and studying a map of the poops—and favorite times to go for a jog, and after following him a few times and waiting in nearby bushes with a camera,  ;D he finally caught him in the act. Toiler paper in hand, Macintosh seems to have taken his blown cover in stride: Mr. Smith expected to be “met with abuse” but instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way. wait what?  :o “It was very strange,” he said. Macintosh was charged with one count of “public nuisance,” though neighbors say he’s strewn approximately 30 turds around the neighborhood. Judging from Smith’s photo, he seems to have enjoyed his time decorating the neighborhood.

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In my opinion, the guy needs putting away
But first, he should be forced as part of a show of remorse, to clean up poo on his hands and knees in the area he slimed.  Cat poo, poo from nappies, preferably adult poo.  Which inspires me to suggest he be made to clean up poo all over the Aveo aged-care facilities. Six weeks, five days a week at minimum.  Then put him away and ensure he is never again permitted to hold any position of responsibility
Oh, and compensation to be paid to all his victims, paid from his own pocket
I can't see why we need to keep him alive at all, along with so many others who are a sheer waste of skin and oxygen, but looks as if the Married At First Sight aficionados would balk at a eugenics programme
So put him away and give him a whipping every time he defecates or otherwise soils his secure cell, until he learns, no matter how reluctantly, that his behaviour is unacceptable

Better still, enclose him in a zoo and leave the primates deal with him

He has resigned from his employment.

Aussie wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 2:59pm:

He has resigned from his employment.

Will you put him on as a cabbie ?

ohh I don't know he has nice shinny shoes ;) ;)

Why?

;D ;D ;D
Dirty old bastard.

Yea, but WHY?

Valkie wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 7:27pm:

Yea, but WHY?

Fetish perhaps?
Loosing his marbles ?
Someone in the complex has given him the schitz....so he is returning the favor.

I can understand a lot of strange things.

I have seen posts from peccar, moth, big dum horny animal and even unforeskin.

But this has me stuffed

WHY?????????

https://twitter.com/somekindaboogin/status/730422732244979715

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiL7mpZUYAAgFEA.jpg

Shame that's a fake Mr Light, and you are not forgiven for such an abusive etc post.

Link.

Nah.

Aussie wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:07pm:

Shame that's a fake Mr Light, and you are not forgiven for such an abusive etc post. Link. Nah.

oh yes " snopes " ...

https://i.imgflip.com/1ikfqd.jpg

PZ547 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 12:00pm:

In my opinion, the guy needs putting away But first, he should be forced as part of a show of remorse, to clean up poo on his hands and knees in the area he slimed.  Cat poo, poo from nappies, preferably adult poo.  Which inspires me to suggest he be made to clean up poo all over the Aveo aged-care facilities. Six weeks, five days a week at minimum.  Then put him away and ensure he is never again permitted to hold any position of responsibility Oh, and compensation to be paid to all his victims, paid from his own pocket I can't see why we need to keep him alive at all, along with so many others who are a sheer waste of skin and oxygen, but looks as if the Married At First Sight aficionados would balk at a eugenics programme So put him away and give him a whipping every time he defecates or otherwise soils his secure cell, until he learns, no matter how reluctantly, that his behaviour is unacceptable Better still, enclose him in a zoo and leave the primates deal with him

Hang em and hang em high.

Gordon wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 3:23pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ?

He'd be a natural ...

AiA wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:30pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 3:23pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ? He'd be a natural ...

Gawd, could you imagine the job interview?

Gordon wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:37pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:30pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 3:23pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ? He'd be a natural ... Gawd, could you imagine the job interview?

That photo would be interview enuf!

AiA wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:38pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:37pm: AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:30pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 3:23pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ? He'd be a natural ... Gawd, could you imagine the job interview? That photo would be interview enuf!

I think he'd request a demonstration, just to make sure he's suitability qualified.

Gordon wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:42pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:38pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:37pm: AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:30pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 3:23pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ? He'd be a natural ... Gawd, could you imagine the job interview? That photo would be interview enuf! I think he'd request a demonstration, just to make sure he's suitability qualified.

Drop the perfect deuce and you are hired!

AiA wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:42pm: AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:38pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:37pm: AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:30pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 3:23pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ? He'd be a natural ... Gawd, could you imagine the job interview? That photo would be interview enuf! I think he'd request a demonstration, just to make sure he's suitability qualified. Drop the perfect deuce and you are hired!

It's not that easy as there's some multi taking is also required.

He'd have to drop a huge turd while operating the cab radio and plunge his finger into a strawberry picker.

Gordon wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 9:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:50pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:42pm: AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:38pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:37pm: AiA wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:30pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 3:23pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 7th, 2018 at 2:59pm: He has resigned from his employment. Will you put him on as a cabbie ? He'd be a natural ... Gawd, could you imagine the job interview? That photo would be interview enuf! I think he'd request a demonstration, just to make sure he's suitability qualified. Drop the perfect deuce and you are hired! It's not that easy as there's some multi taking is also required. He'd have to drop a huge turd while operating the cab radio and plunge his finger into a strawberry picker.

What do strawberry pickers do when they have to poo?

Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company?

AiA wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 4:42am:

Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company?

Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :)

guy may have a frontal lobe lesion.

needs an MRI

Gordon wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 8:18am:

AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 4:42am: Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company? Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :)

He better check is poo-licy very carefully ...

PZ547 wrote on Jun 7^th, 2018 at 12:00pm:

In my opinion, the guy needs putting away But first, he should be forced as part of a show of remorse, to clean up poo on his hands and knees in the area he slimed.  Cat poo, poo from nappies, preferably adult poo.  Which inspires me to suggest he be made to clean up poo all over the Aveo aged-care facilities. Six weeks, five days a week at minimum.  Then put him away and ensure he is never again permitted to hold any position of responsibility Oh, and compensation to be paid to all his victims, paid from his own pocket I can't see why we need to keep him alive at all, along with so many others who are a sheer waste of skin and oxygen, but looks as if the Married At First Sight aficionados would balk at a eugenics programme So put him away and give him a whipping every time he defecates or otherwise soils his secure cell, until he learns, no matter how reluctantly, that his behaviour is unacceptable Better still, enclose him in a zoo and leave the primates deal with him

Yes he needs to be dealt with punitively especially if he has anything to do with that ripoff Aged Care Mob Aveo.

What a grub.  >:(

AiA wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 8:56am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:18am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 4:42am: Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company? Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :) He better check is poo-licy very carefully ...

Come on guys he was charged by the Poo -lice  ;D

Gnads wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 10:13am:

AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:56am: Gordon wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:18am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 4:42am: Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company? Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :) He better check is poo-licy very carefully ... Come on guys he was charged by the Poo -lice  ;D

You are such a Pooet, Gnads.

AiA wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 11:11am:

Gnads wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 10:13am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:56am: Gordon wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:18am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 4:42am: Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company? Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :) He better check is poo-licy very carefully ... Come on guys he was charged by the Poo -lice  ;D You are such a Pooet, Gnads.

Have you tried the indian ride share app. Poo-Ber?

Gordon wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 11:39am:

AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 11:11am: Gnads wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 10:13am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:56am: Gordon wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:18am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 4:42am: Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company? Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :) He better check is poo-licy very carefully ... Come on guys he was charged by the Poo -lice  ;D You are such a Pooet, Gnads. Have you tried the indian ride share app. Poo-Ber?

;D

I recollect back when I was in basic Training ... our Brother Platoon (21) had a phantom shitter...

each morning when they got out of bed there was already a poo on the floor of the SALs....

they never did catch whoever it was...  :-/

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 12:07pm:

I recollect back when I was in basic Training ... our Brother Platoon (21) had a phantom shitter...

Pootoon 21

Gordon wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 11:39am:

AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 11:11am: Gnads wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 10:13am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:56am: Gordon wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 8:18am: AiA wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 4:42am: Aussie, do carry turd-party insurance for your taxi company? Did you mean turd-potty? I'm pretty sure all taxis carry com-poo-hensive insurance :) He better check is poo-licy very carefully ... Come on guys he was charged by the Poo -lice  ;D You are such a Pooet, Gnads. Have you tried the indian ride share app. Poo-Ber?

India is terribly poo-looted ...

Has anyone told us which Hindu Temple he prays at?  After all, only Indians crap in the street.

Thank goodness we're still a nation which can be shocked by this

Thank goodness we're still a country where many feel sympathetic toward the individual and recognise he has undesirable issues for which he should have sought treatment decades ago

He should have sought treatment.  He attended to other areas of his life, climbed the ladder, achieved prominence and respect

His poor family is deserving of our sympathy and who knows what disgusting behaviours he's inflicted on them behind closed doors.  He can be hidden away in a psychiatric institution.  His family have no refuge from the shame he's brought on them :  spouse, children, grandchildren will pay the price for his behaviour

As a commenter online said, he should have had his nose rubbed in it all those years ago.  If someone had treated him like a kitten or pup, all those householders in Brisbane would have been spared his nonsense

He's the whitest Indian I've ever seen.

Aussie wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 3:14pm:

only Indians crap in the street.

Untrue.

https://brokelyn.com/app/uploads/2011/04/dog-sidewalk-crap.jpg

Indian setter.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 11:03pm:

Indian setter.

You got me

AiA wrote on Jun 8^th, 2018 at 9:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 3:14pm: only Indians crap in the street. Untrue. https://brokelyn.com/app/uploads/2011/04/dog-sidewalk-crap.jpg

This happened a minute after the dog crapped.  Rest assured,  what was left behind was sorted.

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That's the biggest tandoor I've ever seen.

link

His wife doesn't seem too concerned

and apparently the yacht club still welcomes him

Do you think he carries a poo-bag for his dog? It's a crazy world, innit?

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 10:32am:

Do you think he carries a poo-bag for his dog? It's a crazy world, innit?

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