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Message started by PZ547 on Feb 4th, 2019 at 8:34pm

Title: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by PZ547 on Feb 4th, 2019 at 8:34pm

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Hardline Muslim preacher rages against public urinals and says Allah will punish Islamic men who get 'splash back' on their shoes

Nassim Abdi, from the ultra-conservative Ahlus Sunnah Wal Jammah Association, has told worshipers at a western Sydney mosque those who failed to clean themselves properly after urinating would be punished 'in the grave'.

The Auburn-based preacher accused Muslim men of imitating non-believers, also known as kafirs, by exposing their private parts at wall-mounted urinals in public toilets.

'A person using them is urinating in full view of anyone, who comes and goes, with no shame in the midst of impurity,' he said last week at the end of a 32-minute religious lesson.

'Thus he can combine two apparent and forbidden acts in one deed, not hiding his private parts from the view of others nor cleaning himself properly after urinating.'

Mr Abdi, who has previously declared it sinful for a wife to refuse her husband's demand for sex, said Muslims who urinated incorrectly would invalidate their prayers.

'Very easy for that splashback to come to go on your pants and on your shoes.
'It leads to your prayers not being corrected.'

'Every public or every male public toilet now has urinals where they just stand up like animals and urinate in front of one another,' he thundered


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Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by PZ547 on Feb 4th, 2019 at 8:43pm
Should we tell him about this?
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or let his doctor tell him when he's been using the medication for a year or so

Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by moses on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.


Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by Frank on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:23pm
Piss take.


Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by Karnal on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:25pm

moses wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm:
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.


Don't even know they're retarded or inbred.

Or tinted.

Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by Gordon on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:28pm

Karnal wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:25pm:

moses wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm:
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.


Don't even know they're retarded or inbred.

Or tinted.


That guy is a regular speaker at Auburn mosque. :)

Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by PZ547 on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:30pm
Take pity on your muslim brothers when you see their eyes watering while they dance around with their knees crossed

the dreaded splashback, bro
can't use the staff toilets
no where to go
I'm gonna explode

meanwhile, Gandhi advocated drinking a glass of urine a day and dropping it in eyes and ears to eradicate infection

Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by freediver on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:37pm
Muhammad advocated drinking camel urine.

Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by Karnal on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:52pm

Gordon wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:28pm:

Karnal wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:25pm:

moses wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm:
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.


Don't even know they're retarded or inbred.

Or tinted.


That guy is a regular speaker at Auburn mosque. :)


Ah. Tinted.

You nearly married one once.

Title: Re: Busted Islamic Bladders
Post by moses on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:05pm
Drinking camel urine comes under the heading of mystical sensibility, I think, about two lines after sitting down to pee.

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