Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P.

I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates.

"He is an acquired taste."

Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste.

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:04pm:

Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P. I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates. "He is an acquired taste." Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste.

At least your brother was kind enough not to actually tell the whole truth "tastes like shite" is what he was actually saying.
Try that on, at least your headstone will be original.

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:16pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:04pm: Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P. I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates. "He is an acquired taste." Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste. At least your brother was kind enough not to actually tell the whole truth "tastes like shite" is what he was actually saying. Try that on, at least your headstone will be original.

Forgive me if I regard Elder Brother as blessed with far more knowledge/understanding of me than you (or anyone here) will ever have.

"He was an acquired taste" is original, and while he laughs it off.....I reckon he is right on the money. 

What about yours, Setanta?  (I have one in mind...but it does involve an exaggeration a tad.)

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:21pm:

What about yours, Setanta?

His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:22pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity'

Yours, Mr Smith?

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:26pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Yours, Mr Smith?

Who gives a crap? Certainly not I  ::)

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:22pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity'

Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:28pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.

No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  ::)

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:21pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:16pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:04pm: Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P. I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates. "He is an acquired taste." Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste. At least your brother was kind enough not to actually tell the whole truth "tastes like shite" is what he was actually saying. Try that on, at least your headstone will be original. Forgive me if I regard Elder Brother as blessed with far more knowledge/understanding of me than you (or anyone here) will ever have. "He was an acquired taste" is original, and while he laughs it off.....I reckon he is right on the money.  What about yours, Setanta?  (I have one in mind...but it does involve an exaggeration a tad.)

Go for it Aussie. Will it be "Here lies Setanta who had not one but two voluntary sex slaves. A master like no other."?

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:28pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:26pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Yours, Mr Smith? Who gives a crap? Certainly not I  ::)

Well, that was easy.

He did not give a crap.

I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground -

so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:29pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it. No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  ::)

You could have it valued now and send me the cheque.

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:39pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm: Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it. No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  ::) You could have it valued now and send me the cheque.

Nah, a lying dickhead like you can't be trusted to use the money for it's intended purpose.

The better option is for you to drop dead before I forget I made the offer.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:36pm:

I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground - so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.

you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it?

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:42pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:39pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm: Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it. No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  ::) You could have it valued now and send me the cheque. Nah, a lying dickhead like you can't be trusted to use the money for it's intended purpose. The better option is for you to drop dead before I forget I made the offer.

Really? I tend to think you were fibbing about it and hope I drop dead after everyone forgets you said it. You have no intention of paying up. Much like Gregg's leaving the forum thing, you always intended to weasel out because that's the way you and your mate's integrity goes. You may have the stone made for me now and I'll pick it up from it's maker. Let me know when and where, I'm sure you would not renege.

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:36pm: I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground - so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me. you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it?

Smith - you're another ungodly, heathen person just like Aussie:



Psalm 1            KJV

1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous:
but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:36pm:

I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground - so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.

No Bobby.  Both my patents are ashes and those ashes are buried under a headstone.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:55pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:42pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:36pm: I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground - so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me. you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it? Smith - you're another ungodly, heathen person just like Aussie: Psalm 1            KJV 1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. 2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. 3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper. 4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away. 5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous. 6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say?

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:55pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:42pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:36pm: I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground - so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me. you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it? Smith - you're another ungodly, heathen person just like Aussie: Psalm 1            KJV 1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. 2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. 3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper. 4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away. 5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous. 6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

That's almost exactly how I intend to go. Dust in the wind.

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm:

So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say?

I won't have anything.
Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.

By whom, Bobby?  Are we gonna have to bury you here?

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:29pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 9:01pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered. By whom, Bobby?  Are we gonna have to bury you here?

I really want Mimo's promised headstone. Do you thing he'll deliver or renege like Gregg?

No tombstone for me either.

None for my parents.

We are all going the way of donating our bodies to medical research and then government paid-for cremation of the remains.

Ashes to be scattered without any memorial plaque or marker at all.

Spike Milligan:    "I told you I was ill ! "

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https://i.imgflip.com/2wn4nw.jpg

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm:

So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say?

Bent over

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.

https://i.imgflip.com/2wnb9b.jpg

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:50pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:42pm: Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:39pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm: Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm: What about yours, Setanta? His will read 'Here lies Mr Integrity' Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it. No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  ::) You could have it valued now and send me the cheque. Nah, a lying dickhead like you can't be trusted to use the money for it's intended purpose. The better option is for you to drop dead before I forget I made the offer. Really? I tend to think you were fibbing about it and hope I drop dead after everyone forgets you said it. You have no intention of paying up. Much like Gregg's leaving the forum thing, you always intended to weasel out because that's the way you and your mate's integrity goes. You may have the stone made for me now and I'll pick it up from it's maker. Let me know when and where, I'm sure you would not renege.

put your money where your mouth is, put it to the test!

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 10:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 9:29pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 9:01pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered. By whom, Bobby?  Are we gonna have to bury you here? I really want Mimo's promised headstone. Do you thing he'll deliver or renege like Gregg?

Only one of us has failed to live up to their word...... And it wasn't me. I'll still give you two guesses as to who that was. 

Just make sure you have a family member let us know when you're dead so I can deliver my promise.

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 11:40am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 9:01pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby.  What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered. https://i.imgflip.com/2wnb9b.jpg

That's not nice Greggy,
I'm the straightest bloke on this forum.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 9:01pm:

I'm the straightest bloke on this forum.

and you're the gayest trannie :D :D

John Smith wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 9:11pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 22nd, 2019 at 9:01pm: I'm the straightest bloke on this forum. and you're the gayest trannie :D :D

You're a bigger poofter than both LTYC & Greggy.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 9:28pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 22nd, 2019 at 9:11pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 22nd, 2019 at 9:01pm: I'm the straightest bloke on this forum. and you're the gayest trannie :D :D You're a bigger poofter than both LTYC & Greggy.

and still were all miles behind the levels of poofiness that you have acquired.

John Smith wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2019 at 10:26am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 22nd, 2019 at 9:28pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 22nd, 2019 at 9:11pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 22nd, 2019 at 9:01pm: I'm the straightest bloke on this forum. and you're the gayest trannie :D :D You're a bigger poofter than both LTYC & Greggy. and still were all miles behind the levels of poofiness that you have acquired.

I'm the straightest bloke on this forum - you pole smoker.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2019 at 10:30am:

I'm the straightest bloke on this forum - you pole smoker.

no goober, everyone on this forum is NOT gay.

I want to be cremated with just a plaque a wall with just my initials, PD.