Portable curry
Eaten between taking fares
A turd left behind

A child is pinned
By a not so small right hand
Cabbie was angry

Orifice, finger
Under the hot Queensland sun
Strawberry picker

The three amigos
Do jellyfish have a voice?
Ozpol cowards all

A new haiku thread
What happened to the old one
Let it be reborn

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 12:25am:

A new haiku thread What happened to the old one Let it be reborn

Searched for with no luck
Man with not much time for such
A fresh haiku thread

OzPol on the Mind
Morning dawns a new day
Mind has gone...

Incoherent shouts
A passenger flees the scene
The scent of curry

A cabbie gone wild
Young student pinned to a tree
A school on lockdown

Forum is full of
Paranoid racists, driven
By media fear.

Penis, cock, schlong, dick
Latent homosexual
Laugh Until You Cry

minarchist wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 8:05am:

Forum is full of Paranoid racists, driven By media fear.

Mighty Muhammed
Bloody Muslim murderers
Religion of peace

Karnal the Paki
Excitement in the jungle
Kontiki tour

Neighbour, it is Eid.
Can I tempt you with some meat?
Allahu akbar.

F&ck off, boy, we're full.
And no more lopping the vine.
I've just mowed the lawn.

Dead bodies in the Ganges
Defacating in the street
Karnal country

Haikus must 'eer be
Five seven five syllables
Not this trashy crap

A bus in Karnal
What happened on the back seat?
Stong smell of curry

Gordon wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 4:55pm:

A bus in Karnal What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry

Haikus must 'eer be
Five seven five syllables
Not this trashy crap

A bus in Dapto
A finger in an abo
Gordon be the man

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:04pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm: A bus in Karnal What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap A bus in Dapto A finger in an abo Gordon be the man

shouldn't that read
'a bus in bondi'?

Aussie pinned a kid
Not small right hand on his chest
Child traumatised

A bus in Bondi
or was it Dapto abo
Gordon be the man

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:04pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm: A bus in Karnal What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap A bus in Dapto A finger in an abo Gordon be the man

Learn to count senile old kid pinner.

Gordon wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:07pm:

Aussie pinned a kid Not small right hand on his chest Child traumatised

Haikus must 'eer be
Five seven five syllables
Not this trashy crap

Child traumatised
by actions of the school boss
never attack Oz

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 4:47pm:

Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap

I don't care.

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:14pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:07pm: Aussie pinned a kid Not small right hand on his chest Child traumatised Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap Child traumatised by actions of the school boss never attack Oz

A plastic bottle
Not exactly a weapon
you a violent man

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:04pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm: A bus in Karnal What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap A bus in Dapto A finger in an abo Gordon be the man

Excuse me, Aussie.

How could Gordon be racist?

He pashed a Boong, see.

plastic never said
except at a crap sewer
Nappy be that "man"

Nor is Setanta.

His son hooked up with a Chow.

How is that racist?

Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:23pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:04pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm: A bus in Karnal What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap A bus in Dapto A finger in an abo Gordon be the man Excuse me, Aussie. How could Gordon be racist? He pashed a Boong, see.

Two syllables in pashed.

Yes indeedy deed
So who was it fingered
was it Miss Iran

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:25pm:

plastic never said except at a crap sewer Nappy be that "man"

Excuse me, Aussie.

Was it a stinking retard?

Well deserved, shurely.

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:29pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:23pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:04pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm: A bus in Karnal What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap A bus in Dapto A finger in an abo Gordon be the man Excuse me, Aussie. How could Gordon be racist? He pashed a Boong, see. Two syllables in pashed. Yes indeedy deed So who was it fingered was it Miss Iran

The Persian princess.

He nearly married that one.

Gordon's not racist.

What age Miss Iran
was she able to consent
Gordon was the Man

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:32pm:

What age Miss Iran was she able to consent Gordon was the Man

So? She was tinted.

Apparently they don't care.

As long as he's white.

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 5:17pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:47pm: Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap I don't care.

Looks like Homo's gone.

It is a jolly world, no?

Homo hates English.

PM at 10.30
From one to another here
Gordon be the Man

(Check the time of the OP and when Gordon was ready to pile in with his first post in the Thread.)

:D

STALKER ALERT!!!!!!!

Gordon wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 6:49pm:

STALKER ALERT!!!!!!!

A stalker alert?
No, just a bloke who knows the
AiA/Gordon

;D 

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 6:53pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:49pm: STALKER ALERT!!!!!!! A stalker alert? No, just a bloke who knows the AiA/Gordon thing ;D

5 7 6
STALKER ALERT

A Ninja edit is to
the way of enlightenment
Gordon sucks big time

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:06pm:

A Ninja edit is the way of enlightenment Gordon sucks big time

6 5 7
You can't count.

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:06pm:

A Ninja edit is the way of enlightenment Gordon sucks big time

Aussie can not count
Is he drunk on the bundy?
Maybe curry farts?

Damn barbarians
Killing Haiku symmetry
Through lack of counting

Gordon wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:20pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:06pm: A Ninja edit is the way of enlightenment Gordon sucks big time Aussie can not count Is he drunk on the bundy? Maybe curry farts?

He's worse than the tints.

Aussie doesn't eat that muck.

He's just showing off.

Setanta arrives
Blind to intent obvious
AiA the Man

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:59pm:

Setanta arrives Blind to intent obvious AiA the Man

It's not my concern
Not blind or oblivious
I just do not care

In that case then Sir
Far cough from the job quickly
Conscience free

Your Boong's pretty smart.

Been here fifty thousand years.

Invented a stick.

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 8:05pm:

In that case then Sir Far cough from the job quickly Conscience free

Only Haiku here
Nothing to do with the job
Seems you are butt hurt

You have made your bed
Now you get to lay in it
Enjoy the bed bugs

Setanta Elde Fruit
Pray what job you do for us?
No job at all, leave

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 8:10pm:

Setanta Elde Fruit Pray what job you do for us? No job at all, leave

Lack of counting skill
Haiku is unreadable
Can't understand you

So there is a bed
upon which I have now slept
of what bed is that

You not doing job
You boast not doing job
You the real man.

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 8:24pm:

You not doing job You boast not doing job You the real man.

Use English Grammar
It may help to make your point
Are you Bundjalung?

Aussie the Mozzie

Couldn't refrain himself

Of being a 'Sucker' for this Topic.

Me like to be Jap
You never do your job hey
You far cough from job

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 8:37pm:

Me like to be Jap You never do your job hey You far cough from job

No likey my work?
No wanting to hear you cry
You bugger off now

Aussie gets punched in the mouth
Aussie gets kicked in the gut
Aussie is left to die

Jasin wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:02pm:

Aussie gets punched in the mouth Aussie gets kicked in the gut Aussie is left to die

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:52pm:

Damn barbarians Killing Haiku symmetry Through lack of counting

Aussie wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 8:37pm:

Me like to be Jap You never do your job hey You far cough from job

You are not a Jap
But you are totally crap
And you need a slap

Very dirty hands
He squats to take his curry
Very dirty bum

Morning with coffee
7:30 am here
Going for a run

Uber makes him mad
Their cars don't stink of curry
Taxis make me puke

This Topic like Harris Park
Everyone stepping on Aussie
Aussie on the sole of every shoe.

Jasin wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:41pm:

This Topic like Harris Park Everyone stepping on Aussie Aussie on the sole of every shoe.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:52pm:

Damn barbarians Killing Haiku symmetry Through lack of counting

fixed...

Much like Harris Park
All are stepping on Aussie
He is on their shoes

One
Then Two
Come Three next
Followed after by Four
With Five coming after it

...etc ;)

Jasin wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:46pm:

One Then Two Come Three next Followed after by Four With Five coming after it ...etc ;)

First five syllables
The next must then have seven
Lastly one with five

Who said anything about Rules?
I just wanted to slag Aussie off.
when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;)

Jasin wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:54pm:

Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;)

A thread for Haiku
Requires the Haiku rules
To slag off Aussie

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm: Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie

Aussie likes rules, dear.

Setanta likes to break them.

Monk's Mongs deserve it.

Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 10:06pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm: Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm: Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie Aussie likes rules, dear. Setanta likes to break them. Monk's Mongs deserve it.

They're all tinted
Not even human beings
So says Setanta ::)

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 10:49pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:06pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm: Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm: Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie Aussie likes rules, dear. Setanta likes to break them. Monk's Mongs deserve it. They're all tinted Not even human beings So says Setanta ::)

That's not racist, dear.

Mongaloids are not a race.

You can say that, ya?

Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 11:01pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:49pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:06pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm: Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm: Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie Aussie likes rules, dear. Setanta likes to break them. Monk's Mongs deserve it. They're all tinted Not even human beings So says Setanta ::) That's not racist, dear. Mongaloids are not a race. You can say that, ya?

Yes of course I can
Mongaloids are not a race
They are just retards

There anything else
I can say to show the hate
You can see in me?

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 11:05pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:01pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:49pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:06pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm: Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm: Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie Aussie likes rules, dear. Setanta likes to break them. Monk's Mongs deserve it. They're all tinted Not even human beings So says Setanta ::) That's not racist, dear. Mongaloids are not a race. You can say that, ya? Yes of course I can Mongaloids are not a race They are just retards

Well, not exactly.

"People with Downs Syndrome", dear.

Mongols are different.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 11:11pm:

There anything else I can say to show the hate You can see in me?

Good heavens no, dear.

That would not be nice at all.

You say what you think.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:44pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:41pm: This Topic like Harris Park Everyone stepping on Aussie Aussie on the sole of every shoe. Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:52pm: Damn barbarians Killing Haiku symmetry Through lack of counting fixed... Much like Harris Park All are stepping on Aussie He is on their shoes

A curry-shtter.

They need sanitation, no?

WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE.

Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 11:17pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:05pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:01pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:49pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:06pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm: Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm: Who said anything about Rules? I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie Aussie likes rules, dear. Setanta likes to break them. Monk's Mongs deserve it. They're all tinted Not even human beings So says Setanta ::) That's not racist, dear. Mongaloids are not a race. You can say that, ya? Yes of course I can Mongaloids are not a race They are just retards Well, not exactly. "People with Downs Syndrome", dear. Mongols are different.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:52pm:

Damn barbarians Killing Haiku symmetry Through lack of counting

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:49pm:

First five syllables The next must then have seven Lastly one with five

Ah. True, Setanta.

You can't blame barbarians

They're sort of a race.

Karnal wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 11:38pm:

Ah. True, Setanta. You can't blame barbarians They're sort of a race.

Not quite on the ball
I hope you do not teach math
Seems you cannot count



Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 7:52pm:

Damn barbarians Killing Haiku symmetry Through lack of counting

Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:49pm:

First five syllables The next must then have seven Lastly one with five

I see. Culture, eh?

Those Mongols can't count for sht.

Correlation, no?

I blame Islam, no?

Correlation, causation...

Inbred sub-species.

Dear one blames trannies.

Do I call you sir or maam?

Mr Trump took him.

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 12:51am:

I see. Culture, is it? Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no?

You don't seem able
Trisomy 21, eh?
Monk's mongs disorder?

Gordon blames Curries.

He keeps them in Harris Park.

Their stool is well kept.

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 1:00am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:51am: I see. Culture, is it? Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no? You don't seem able Trisomy 21, eh? Monk's mongs disorder?

We invented maths.

Your Paki invented stool.

You? Miam miam.

A haiku thread,
Dancing words of self-proclaimed prophets,
Haiku dead.....

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 1:05am:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:00am: Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:51am: I see. Culture, is it? Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no? You don't seem able Trisomy 21, eh? Monk's mongs disorder? We invented maths. Your Paki invented stool. You? Miam miam.

Oh, miam miam
Semen soaked SAO bickies
Just add stools to taste

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 1:13am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:05am: Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:00am: Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:51am: I see. Culture, is it? Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no? You don't seem able Trisomy 21, eh? Monk's mongs disorder? We invented maths. Your Paki invented stool. You? Miam miam. Oh, miam miam Semen soaked SAO bickies Just add stools to taste

What a divine snack.

How utterly delish, no?

One to die for, dear.

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 1:00am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:51am: I see. Culture, is it? Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no? You don't seem able Trisomy 21, eh? Monk's mongs disorder?

Monk's mongs disorder.
Trisomy 21? No.
Bestiality.

These haikus are s.h.i.t
Especially Karnal's
Aussie's blow as well.

Not at all, Homo.

Basic literacy, no?

Speaka da English?

I think I will turn
Japanese I really
think so, ta da da!

Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck
Their food doesn't stink

AiA wrote on Apr 26^th, 2019 at 11:24pm:

Portable curry Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind

Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger;
spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists;
No turd will live in poverty.

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:43pm:

Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink

Haiku fail.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:52pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:24pm: Portable curry Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger; spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists; No turd will live in poverty.

Haiku fail.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:52pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:24pm: Portable curry Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger; spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists; No turd will live in poverty.

Laugh is Aussie's gimp
Lives in his long drop dunny
Feeds upon his turds

Aussie has no gimp
Gordon lives in the basement
of the AiA

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:10pm:

Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of AiA

Early to be drunk
Last line adds up to be 4
Get off the bundy

No Bundy for me
It never attracted me
Not one cake for you

Note my late edit
fixing a minor problem
not one cake for you

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:21pm:

Note my late edit fixing a minor problem not one cake for you

You only fixed it
After I pointed it out
Have dementia yes?

Hell will freeze over
the day I have any regard
for a bloke like you

Poor Aussie gets pissed
I find his haiku mistakes
And mine he finds none

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:07pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:52pm: AiA wrote on Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:24pm: Portable curry Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger; spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists; No turd will live in poverty. Laugh is Aussie's gimp Lives in his long drop dunny Feeds upon his turds

You mean Greggery.

He's the unflushable tjurd.

We like Danish, no?

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:10pm:

Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of the AiA

You have your wife, no?

Gordon's not racist, you see.

He's been to Delhi.

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:37pm:

Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none

6/8/5

;D

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:00pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:37pm: Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none 6/8/5 ;D

Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5
I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7
And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:57pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:10pm: Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of the AiA You have your wife, no? Gordon's not racist, you see. He's been to Delhi.

We all make mistakes
Delhi is yuck full of poo
Wish I did not go

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:07pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:00pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:37pm: Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none 6/8/5 ;D Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5 I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7 And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5

[Piss = 1, pissed = 2 etc etc etc.]

Seems I am wrong
about the tricky word pissed
So to the gallows

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:11pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:07pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:00pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:37pm: Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none 6/8/5 ;D Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5 I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7 And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5 [Piss = 1, pissed = 2 etc etc etc.]

Do you say piss-ed?

pissed
/pɪst/

I've had it with this Haiku.
It makes my brain feel like a Chink in the armour of my mind.
China: Large Population - very small Gene Pool.

...or is it Nipponese? Makes me talk constipated.  :P
Like trying to push out a hard turd that's been drying out for weeks.

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:16pm:

Seems I am wrong about the tricky word pissed So to the gallows

I admire you
For admitting you were wrong
Your most hated fo

About "mistakes"
I am a great genius
Gordon is woman.

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:18pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:16pm: Seems I am wrong about the tricky word pissed So to the gallows I admire you For admitting you were wrong Your most hated fo

Get Bobby to bring his rope. Hang him High. This Jeronimus Cornelisz known as Aussie.

Jono Cornelisz
He was a bad mutineer
Nothing like Aussie

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:26pm:

Jono Cornelisz He was a bad mutineer Nothing like Aussie

Aye captain Aussie
Commanding from the poop deck
He should walk the plank

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:36pm:

I think I will turn Japanese I really think so, ta da da!

Haiku fail.


Setanta wrote on Apr 27^th, 2019 at 9:49pm:

First five syllables The next must then have seven Lastly one with five

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:05pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm: Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink Haiku fail.

How so?

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:32pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm: Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink Haiku fail. How so?

Aussie makes mistakes
When he writes his own haiku
and when he reads mine

Glad to see this thread
Becoming so popular
Haiku is good fun

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:30pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm: I think I will turn Japanese I really think so, ta da da! Haiku fail. Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm: First five syllables The next must then have seven Lastly one with five

Seems I am so wrong
about the trick word really
So to the gallows

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:32pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm: Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink Haiku fail. How so?

Seems I am so wrong
about the trick word Indians
So to the gallows

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:38pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm: I think I will turn Japanese I really think so, ta da da! Haiku fail. Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm: First five syllables The next must then have seven Lastly one with five Seems I am wrong about the trick word really So to the gallows

Hanging is too good
You are sentenced to be sent
To Harris Park, WAIT!

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm: Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink Haiku fail. How so? Aussie makes mistakes When he writes his own haiku and when he reads mine

Math is not his strength
His English not far behind
He needs tutoring

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:42pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm: Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink Haiku fail. How so? Seems I am so wrong about the trick word Indians So to the gallows

Now I assumed that
You are expert on all things
About Indians

I would like to see
Election debate this way
Concise and to the point

Quote:

Now I assumed that You are expert on all things About Indians

Smart on many things
Grammar was not e'er of them
So hang the Aussie

Notice how Haiku
Can bring us all together
In a civil way?  ;D

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:51pm:

I would like to see Election debate this way Concise and to the point

Canadian Yids.

Dirty, vile Curry-shtters.

We are all one, no?

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:55pm:

Notice how Haiku Can bring us all together In a civil way?  ;D

Aussies, Muslims, all.

Even the tinted races.

Setanta agrees.

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 6:25pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm: Notice how Haiku Can bring us all together In a civil way?  ;D Aussies, Muslims, all. Even the tinted races. Setanta agrees.

Like a neenish tart
The chocolate and vanilla
Perfect harmony

Neens are not a race.

So you can say that, Gordon.

More a sub-species...

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 6:40pm:

Neens are not a race. So you can say that, Gordon. More a sub-species...

A false sign of hope
I prefer a milky bar
You, a golliwog

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 6:43pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:40pm: Neens are not a race. So you can say that, Gordon. More a sub-species... A false sign of hope I prefer a milky bar You, a golliwog

A milky-bar, eh?

At the Bondi Yeshiva?

Stick to the Neens, dear.

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 6:48pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:43pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:40pm: Neens are not a race. So you can say that, Gordon. More a sub-species... A false sign of hope I prefer a milky bar You, a golliwog A milky-bar, eh? At the Bondi Yeshiva? Stick to the Neens, dear.

Milky bar for me
Top Deck racially diverse
I'll leave that to you

We live in a street
peace of the suburbia
the birds love singing

(Late ninja edit.)

trees are everywhere
where the birds pursue living
the birds love singing

Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 6:25pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm: Notice how Haiku Can bring us all together In a civil way?  ;D Aussies, Muslims, all. Even the tinted races. Setanta agrees.

We are all tinted
Some more than others, K.
No problem to me

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:09pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm: Notice how Haiku Can bring us all together In a civil way?  ;D Aussies, Muslims, all. Even the tinted races. Setanta agrees. We are all tinted Some more than others, K. No problem to me

Fail....on second line.

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 6:55pm:

We live in a street peace of suburbia the birds love singing

You need a tutor
Your Math really needs some work
How much would you pay?

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:17pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:09pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm: Notice how Haiku Can bring us all together In a civil way?  ;D Aussies, Muslims, all. Even the tinted races. Setanta agrees. We are all tinted Some more than others, K. No problem to me Fail....on second line.

Damn! I shouldn't have shortened Karnal. Bad habit.

Sorry for the edit.

Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:25pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:55pm: We live in a street peace of suburbia the birds love singing You need a tutor Your Math really needs some work How much would you pay?

Maybe translating
From Hindi then to English
Causes the errors

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:34pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:25pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:55pm: We live in a street peace of suburbia the birds love singing You need a tutor Your Math really needs some work How much would you pay? Maybe translating From Hindi then to English Causes the errors

Suar ka bacha
Aussie's title in Hindi
It seems to suit him

Have I bespoke worms
they make my lawns go browny
lawn grubs the birds fail

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:54pm:

Have I bespoke worms they make my lawns go browny lawn grubs the birds fail

You have had worms made
Tailored to your own front lawn
Why would you do that?

Wait a minute - the essence of haiku is to make a clear statement and end it with a twist.. not just a simple statement....

Sun shining through cloud
Heaven's door is open
Storm is coming...

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:34pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:25pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:55pm: We live in a street peace of suburbia the birds love singing You need a tutor Your Math really needs some work How much would you pay? Maybe translating From Hindi then to English Causes the errors

Too much curry farts.

The toilet's under repair.

Come to Harris Park.

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 7:34pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:25pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:55pm: We live in a street peace of suburbia the birds love singing You need a tutor Your Math really needs some work How much would you pay? Maybe translating From Hindi then to English Causes the errors

Been to Delhi, dear?

Biriyani in Yangon?

You're almost tinted.

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 9:48pm:

Wait a minute - the essence of haiku is to make a clear statement and end it with a twist.. not just a simple statement.... Sun shining through cloud Heaven's door is open Storm is coming...

No twist at the end Grap. May I edit?

Sun through wet forest
Heaven's door is opening
Oh, I am coming...

Edit: Damn me for accepting your counting! Adjusted.

No time for haiku
Hiking up the Sweetwater
Thus my weekend ends

Knees on Men's Room floor
Jovial Monk and Aussie
Ettamogah Pub

I must say adieu
For my night is at an end
Until tomorrow

AiA wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 11:08pm:

No time for haiku Hiking up the Sweetwater Thus my weekend ends

Water; rocks; green; blue sky
The trail suddenly narrows
A female land whale

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 9:48pm:

Wait a minute - the essence of haiku is to make a clear statement and end it with a twist.. not just a simple statement.... Sun shining through cloud Heaven's door is open Storm is coming...

Yes Grap, this thread is not haiku

Curry farts are wet.

Curry-shtters are tinted.

Where does that leave us?

the default is failure
the default is garbage
you have to put the evolutionary blowtorch on yourself

aquascoot wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 3:09pm:

the default is failure the default is garbage you have to put the evolutionary blowtorch on yourself

F.

Be creative. ;)

https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/

Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 6:10pm:

Be creative. ;) https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/

Can't be original ever, can you Neferti.

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 6:13pm:

Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:10pm: Be creative. ;) https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/ Can't be original ever, can you Neferti.

she gave away choo choo's secret  :D :D

Shivering autumn
A mini, beady-eyed golfer sees
poo at the old taxi

Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 6:24pm:

Shivering autumn A mini, beady-eyed golfer sees poo at the old taxi

F.

John Smith wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 6:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:13pm: Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:10pm: Be creative. ;) https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/ Can't be original ever, can you Neferti. she gave away choo choo's secret  :D :D

Mimo feels wanted
Aussie's good little puppy
Nipping at my heels

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 6:55pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:15pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:13pm: Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:10pm: Be creative. ;) https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/ Can't be original ever, can you Neferti. she gave away choo choo's secret  :D :D Mimo feels wanted Aussie's good little puppy Nipping my heels

Very insulting
I have no puppies at all
Get over yourself

At least Aussie tries
Mimo just cocks his leg here
Obviously dim

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 6:59pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:55pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:15pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:13pm: Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:10pm: Be creative. ;) https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/ Can't be original ever, can you Neferti. she gave away choo choo's secret  :D :D Mimo feels wanted Aussie's good little puppy Nipping my heels Very insulting I have no puppies at all Get over yourself

Fixed for how you unfortunately really think of them.

Very insulting
I have no puppies at all
They are junk yard dogs

Very insulting
I have zero junk yard dogs
get over yourself

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:07pm:

Very insulting I have zero junk yard dogs get over yourself

fixed again.

Only Chihuahua
I have zero junk yard dogs
It's small dog syndrome

Zero Chihuahua
I have zero junk yard dogs
Get over yourself.

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:19pm:

Zero Chihuahua I have zero junk yard dogs Get over yourself.

Yap yappy yap yap
Och, the pups need to be fed
Sick him, kill him girls!

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:01pm:

At least Aussie tries Mimo just cocks his leg here Obviously dim

you should avoid calling others dim when you are to dim to think of the obvious.
maybe he just doesn't give a crap about haiku?  Did you consider that? :D :D

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:26pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:19pm: Zero Chihuahua I have zero junk yard dogs Get over yourself. Yap yappy yap yap Och, the pups need to be fed Sick him, kill him girls!

Very insulting
I have zero killer girls
Get over yourself

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:46pm:

Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself

the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him.

Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit

John Smith wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:58pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit

Point well very made
Set seeks conspiracy
When there is zero

Conspiracy theorist
Drowning in fears,
Truth is pure to breathe.

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:09pm:

Conspiracy theorist Drowning in fears, Truth is pure to breathe.

F.

5/7/5

Most of these miss the idea of haiku...


Sunlight angels
Shining through heavenly clouds
Storm is coming...

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:18pm:

Most of these miss the idea of haiku... Sunlight angels Shining through heavenly clouds Storm is coming...

Gawd. Not your own work is it.

John Smith wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 7:58pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit

It's a Haiku fail
By Aussie's little puppy
More inane yapping

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:27pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:18pm: Most of these miss the idea of haiku... Sunlight angels Shining through heavenly clouds Storm is coming... Gawd. Not your own work is it.

More than likely is
There is no 5 7 5
He might get there yet

I blame Islam, no?

Good old genocidal Moh.

Blames Whitey. Quite so.

The old boy staggers.

Trips while he straightens the bins.

Shurely shome mishtake.

Karnal wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:45pm:

I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so.

Damn all the white men
The ills of the world are theirs
Islam's peace on them

http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png

They squat down to pee.

Play with their dicks afterwards.

Inbred subspecies.

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:50pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm: I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png

Muslims started it.

We're not racist, so unfair.

They're racist to us.

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:43pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:27pm: Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:18pm: Most of these miss the idea of haiku... Sunlight angels Shining through heavenly clouds Storm is coming... Gawd. Not your own work is it. More than likely is There is no 5 7 5 He might get there yet

Have seen it before
cannot not now locate where
revelation true

Whitey invents things.

Your Boong invented a stick.

We're superior.

Karnal wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:50pm:

They squat down to pee. Play with their dicks afterwards. Inbred subspecies.

It's masturbating
If it takes more than three shakes
How is your prostate?

Don't masturbate it
Don't give it more than three shakes
Damn prostate problems

Karnal wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:55pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm: I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png Muslims started it. We're not racist, so unfair. They're racist to us.

Studied history?
You must have, you are correct
Yes, they started it.

Aussie wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:27pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:18pm: Most of these miss the idea of haiku... Sunlight angels Shining through heavenly clouds Storm is coming... Gawd. Not your own work is it.

The essence of haiku is the contrast in the last line.... shows the dichotomy of life ...   ::)

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 9:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:55pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm: I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png Muslims started it. We're not racist, so unfair. They're racist to us. Studied history? You must have, you are correct Yes, they started it.

Muslims killed Jesus.

Drove out the British Empire.

They're also tinted.

Karnal wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 10:08pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 9:07pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:55pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm: I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png Muslims started it. We're not racist, so unfair. They're racist to us. Studied history? You must have, you are correct Yes, they started it. Muslims killed Jesus. Drove out the British Empire. They're also tinted.

Ah, tinted, tinted
Colour blind is your excuse
Hides reality

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 10:34pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:08pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 9:07pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:55pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm: I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png Muslims started it. We're not racist, so unfair. They're racist to us. Studied history? You must have, you are correct Yes, they started it. Muslims killed Jesus. Drove out the British Empire. They're also tinted. Ah, tinted, tinted Colour blind is your excuse Hides reality

5
7
5


You guys maul me for a simple example... Get It Right!!

Muslims killed the prophet Jesus   5

Stones faggots and women possibly not faithful     7

Peace governs the holy Islam.    5

Why can't it be
12
3
7

? :-?

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 10:34pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:08pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 9:07pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:55pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm: I blame Islam, no? Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them http://www.zanorg.com/games/ka-boom/kaboom.png Muslims started it. We're not racist, so unfair. They're racist to us. Studied history? You must have, you are correct Yes, they started it. Muslims killed Jesus. Drove out the British Empire. They're also tinted. Ah, tinted, tinted Colour blind is your excuse Hides reality

I say, Setanta.

There are no racists here, dear.

We're tanned, innit.

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 12:40am:

Muslims killed the prophet Jesus   5 Stones faggots and women possibly not faithful     7 Peace governs the holy Islam.    5

This is how it works
It's not the number of words
Count the syllables

Jasin wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 1:30am:

Why can't it be 12 3 7 ? :-?

Why does a sonnet have 14 lines? Because that is the constraint. Without the constraint you have nothing.

A queer makin' beer

A man's love of a dog's arse

Alas, Mr Monk.

AiA wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 9:03am:

A queer makin' beer A man's love of a dog's arse Alas, Mr Monk.

He sees Jesus

It is everywhere he looks

Alas, Mr Monk

---

F.

Aussie wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 3:14pm:

F.

So sex is the first thing you think of when you see that image. That is a little concerning.

Setanta wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 7:46am:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 12:40am: Muslims killed the prophet Jesus   5 Stones faggots and women possibly not faithful     7 Peace governs the holy Islam.    5 This is how it works It's not the number of words Count the syllables

Our education in things Oriental is proceeding...

Super Nova wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 3:58pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 3:14pm: F. So sex is the first thing you think of when you see that image. That is a little concerning.

Fail.

Setanta wrote on Apr 29^th, 2019 at 8:33pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit It's a Haiku fail By Aussie's little puppy More inane yapping

and still no where near the failure you turned out to be.

John Smith wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 6:37pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:33pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit It's a Haiku fail By Aussie's little puppy More inane yapping and still no where near the failure you turned out to be.

It's the Dapto Dog!
Go back to Monk's for a flog
Yappy yappy wog

ohh looky, now gordy wants to pretend he's choo choo.  :D :D

Gordon wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 6:40pm:

John Smith wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:37pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:33pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit It's a Haiku fail By Aussie's little puppy More inane yapping and still no where near the failure you turned out to be. It's the Dapto Dog! Go back to Monk's for a flog Yappy yappy wog

A yappy wog, is it?

From a Canadian Yid?

You're intact, you see.

Karnal wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 9:05pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:40pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:37pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:33pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit It's a Haiku fail By Aussie's little puppy More inane yapping and still no where near the failure you turned out to be. It's the Dapto Dog! Go back to Monk's for a flog Yappy yappy wog A yappy wog, is it? From a Canadian Yid? You're intact, you see.

In Granville he lives
There's a mosque right on his street
Prays 5 times a day

*makes a coffee

Gordon wrote on Apr 30^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:05pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:40pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:37pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:33pm: John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm: Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit It's a Haiku fail By Aussie's little puppy More inane yapping and still no where near the failure you turned out to be. It's the Dapto Dog! Go back to Monk's for a flog Yappy yappy wog A yappy wog, is it? From a Canadian Yid? You're intact, you see. In Granville he lives There's a mosque right on his street Prays 5 times a day

God bless Setanta.

God bless Gordon and Aussie.

God bless all dears, no?

Wearing the niqab
she pleases Allah greatly
Karnal in Granville.

fat steve and janeen
feeling sad and entitled
coping mentality

Not small hand on chest
Terrified boy pinned to tree
Just a cabbie's day.

Hot breath on his face
Cabbie have him a gob full
Poor boy traumatised

Strawberry picker
A finger shoved inside her
Cabbie made her cry

Trump the dominator
crushing it in life
Liberal tears

aquascoot wrote on May 1^st, 2019 at 7:59am:

Trump the dominator crushing it in life Liberal tears

F.

Eyes wide in terror
The not small hand draws nearer
No one hears his screams.

The man with the beard
Was gone but not forgotten
Set. on vacation

I hope Set had fun
KFC mashed potatoe
Time to sharpen knives