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Title: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:24pm
Portable curry
Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:32pm
A child is pinned
By a not so small right hand Cabbie was angry |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:05am
Orifice, finger
Under the hot Queensland sun Strawberry picker |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:11am The three amigos Do jellyfish have a voice? Ozpol cowards all |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:25am
A new haiku thread
What happened to the old one Let it be reborn |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 1:15am Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:25am:
Searched for with no luck Man with not much time for such A fresh haiku thread |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 27th, 2019 at 2:19am
OzPol on the Mind
Morning dawns a new day Mind has gone... |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 3:34am
Incoherent shouts
A passenger flees the scene The scent of curry |
Title: Re: Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:09am
A cabbie gone wild
Young student pinned to a tree A school on lockdown |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by minarchist on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:05am
Forum is full of
Paranoid racists, driven By media fear. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:11am
Penis, cock, schlong, dick
Latent homosexual Laugh Until You Cry |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:13am minarchist wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:05am:
Mighty Muhammed Bloody Muslim murderers Religion of peace |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 27th, 2019 at 3:47pm
Karnal the Paki
Excitement in the jungle Kontiki tour |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:21pm
Neighbour, it is Eid.
Can I tempt you with some meat? Allahu akbar. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:24pm
F&ck off, boy, we're full.
And no more lopping the vine. I've just mowed the lawn. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:30pm
Dead bodies in the Ganges
Defacating in the street Karnal country |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:47pm
Haikus must 'eer be
Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm
A bus in Karnal
What happened on the back seat? Stong smell of curry |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:04pm Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:55pm:
Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap A bus in Dapto A finger in an abo Gordon be the man |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by John Smith on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:06pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:04pm:
shouldn't that read 'a bus in bondi'? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:07pm
Aussie pinned a kid
Not small right hand on his chest Child traumatised |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:09pm
A bus in Bondi
or was it Dapto abo Gordon be the man |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:09pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:04pm:
Learn to count senile old kid pinner. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:14pm Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:07pm:
Haikus must 'eer be Five seven five syllables Not this trashy crap Child traumatised by actions of the school boss never attack Oz |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:17pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:47pm:
I don't care. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:20pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:14pm:
A plastic bottle Not exactly a weapon you a violent man |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:23pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:04pm:
Excuse me, Aussie. How could Gordon be racist? He pashed a Boong, see. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:25pm
plastic never said
except at a crap sewer Nappy be that "man" |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:27pm
Nor is Setanta.
His son hooked up with a Chow. How is that racist? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:29pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:23pm:
Two syllables in pashed. Yes indeedy deed So who was it fingered was it Miss Iran |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:29pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:25pm:
Excuse me, Aussie. Was it a stinking retard? Well deserved, shurely. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:32pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:29pm:
The Persian princess. He nearly married that one. Gordon's not racist. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:32pm
What age Miss Iran
was she able to consent Gordon was the Man |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:40pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
So? She was tinted. Apparently they don't care. As long as he's white. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:44pm Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:17pm:
Looks like Homo's gone. It is a jolly world, no? Homo hates English. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:38pm
PM at 10.30
From one to another here Gordon be the Man (Check the time of the OP and when Gordon was ready to pile in with his first post in the Thread.) :D |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:49pm
STALKER ALERT!!!!!!!
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:53pm Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:49pm:
A stalker alert? No, just a bloke who knows the AiA/Gordon ;D |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:57pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 6:53pm:
5 7 6 STALKER ALERT |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:06pm
A Ninja edit is to
the way of enlightenment Gordon sucks big time |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:17pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:06pm:
6 5 7 You can't count. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:20pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:06pm:
Aussie can not count Is he drunk on the bundy? Maybe curry farts? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:52pm
Damn barbarians
Killing Haiku symmetry Through lack of counting |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:57pm Gordon wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:20pm:
He's worse than the tints. Aussie doesn't eat that muck. He's just showing off. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:59pm
Setanta arrives
Blind to intent obvious AiA the Man |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:02pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:59pm:
It's not my concern Not blind or oblivious I just do not care |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:05pm
In that case then Sir
Far cough from the job quickly Conscience free |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:07pm
Your Boong's pretty smart.
Been here fifty thousand years. Invented a stick. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:09pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:05pm:
Only Haiku here Nothing to do with the job Seems you are butt hurt |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:10pm
You have made your bed
Now you get to lay in it Enjoy the bed bugs |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:10pm
Setanta Elde Fruit
Pray what job you do for us? No job at all, leave |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:14pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:10pm:
Lack of counting skill Haiku is unreadable Can't understand you |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:19pm
So there is a bed
upon which I have now slept of what bed is that |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:24pm
You not doing job
You boast not doing job You the real man. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:33pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:24pm:
Use English Grammar It may help to make your point Are you Bundjalung? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:36pm
Aussie the Mozzie
Couldn't refrain himself Of being a 'Sucker' for this Topic. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:37pm
Me like to be Jap
You never do your job hey You far cough from job |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:54pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:37pm:
No likey my work? No wanting to hear you cry You bugger off now |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:02pm
Aussie gets punched in the mouth
Aussie gets kicked in the gut Aussie is left to die |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:04pm Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:02pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:52pm:
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:17pm Aussie wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:37pm:
You are not a Jap But you are totally crap And you need a slap |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:29pm
Very dirty hands
He squats to take his curry Very dirty bum |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:31pm
Morning with coffee
7:30 am here Going for a run |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:34pm
Uber makes him mad
Their cars don't stink of curry Taxis make me puke |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:41pm
This Topic like Harris Park
Everyone stepping on Aussie Aussie on the sole of every shoe. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:44pm Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:41pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:52pm:
fixed... Much like Harris Park All are stepping on Aussie He is on their shoes |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:46pm
One
Then Two Come Three next Followed after by Four With Five coming after it ...etc ;) |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:46pm:
First five syllables The next must then have seven Lastly one with five |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm
Who said anything about Rules?
I just wanted to slag Aussie off. when it comes to Aussie - there are no rules ;) |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm Jasin wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:54pm:
A thread for Haiku Requires the Haiku rules To slag off Aussie |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:06pm Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:56pm:
Aussie likes rules, dear. Setanta likes to break them. Monk's Mongs deserve it. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:49pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:06pm:
They're all tinted Not even human beings So says Setanta ::) |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:01pm Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 10:49pm:
That's not racist, dear. Mongaloids are not a race. You can say that, ya? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:05pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:01pm:
Yes of course I can Mongaloids are not a race They are just retards |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:11pm
There anything else
I can say to show the hate You can see in me? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:17pm Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:05pm:
Well, not exactly. "People with Downs Syndrome", dear. Mongols are different. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:19pm Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:11pm:
Good heavens no, dear. That would not be nice at all. You say what you think. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:23pm Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:44pm:
A curry-shtter. They need sanitation, no? WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:35pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:17pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:52pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm:
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:38pm
Ah. True, Setanta.
You can't blame barbarians They're sort of a race. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:48pm Karnal wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 11:38pm:
Not quite on the ball I hope you do not teach math Seems you cannot count Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 7:52pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm:
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:51am
I see. Culture, eh?
Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:55am
I blame Islam, no?
Correlation, causation... Inbred sub-species. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:57am
Dear one blames trannies.
Do I call you sir or maam? Mr Trump took him. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:00am Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 12:51am:
You don't seem able Trisomy 21, eh? Monk's mongs disorder? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:01am
Gordon blames Curries.
He keeps them in Harris Park. Their stool is well kept. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:05am Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:00am:
We invented maths. Your Paki invented stool. You? Miam miam. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:10am
A haiku thread,
Dancing words of self-proclaimed prophets, Haiku dead..... |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:13am Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:05am:
Oh, miam miam Semen soaked SAO bickies Just add stools to taste |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:55am Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:13am:
What a divine snack. How utterly delish, no? One to die for, dear. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:54am Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 1:00am:
Monk's mongs disorder. Trisomy 21? No. Bestiality. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 28th, 2019 at 9:36am
These haikus are s.h.i.t
Especially Karnal's Aussie's blow as well. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 2:46pm
Not at all, Homo.
Basic literacy, no? Speaka da English? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm
I think I will turn
Japanese I really think so, ta da da! |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm
Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Laugh till you cry on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:52pm AiA wrote on Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:24pm:
Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger; spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists; No turd will live in poverty. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm:
Haiku fail. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:06pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:52pm:
Haiku fail. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:07pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:52pm:
Laugh is Aussie's gimp Lives in his long drop dunny Feeds upon his turds |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:10pm
Aussie has no gimp
Gordon lives in the basement of the AiA |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:16pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:10pm:
Early to be drunk Last line adds up to be 4 Get off the bundy |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:19pm
No Bundy for me
It never attracted me Not one cake for you |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:21pm
Note my late edit
fixing a minor problem not one cake for you |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:26pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:21pm:
You only fixed it After I pointed it out Have dementia yes? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:34pm
Hell will freeze over
the day I have any regard for a bloke like you |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:37pm
Poor Aussie gets pissed
I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:53pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:07pm:
You mean Greggery. He's the unflushable tjurd. We like Danish, no? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:57pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:10pm:
You have your wife, no? Gordon's not racist, you see. He's been to Delhi. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:00pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:37pm:
6/8/5 ;D |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:07pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:00pm:
Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5 I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7 And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5 |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:09pm Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:57pm:
We all make mistakes Delhi is yuck full of poo Wish I did not go |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:11pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:07pm:
[Piss = 1, pissed = 2 etc etc etc.] |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:16pm
Seems I am wrong
about the tricky word pissed So to the gallows |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:17pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:11pm:
Do you say piss-ed? pissed /pɪst/ |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:17pm
I've had it with this Haiku.
It makes my brain feel like a Chink in the armour of my mind. China: Large Population - very small Gene Pool. ...or is it Nipponese? Makes me talk constipated. :P Like trying to push out a hard turd that's been drying out for weeks. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:18pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:16pm:
I admire you For admitting you were wrong Your most hated fo |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:19pm
About "mistakes"
I am a great genius Gordon is woman. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:20pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:18pm:
Get Bobby to bring his rope. Hang him High. This Jeronimus Cornelisz known as Aussie. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:26pm
Jono Cornelisz
He was a bad mutineer Nothing like Aussie |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:26pm:
Aye captain Aussie Commanding from the poop deck He should walk the plank |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm:
Haiku fail. Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm:
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm:
How so? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:35pm Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
Aussie makes mistakes When he writes his own haiku and when he reads mine |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:37pm
Glad to see this thread
Becoming so popular Haiku is good fun |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:38pm Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm:
Seems I am so wrong about the trick word really So to the gallows |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:42pm Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
Seems I am so wrong about the trick word Indians So to the gallows |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:44pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:38pm:
Hanging is too good You are sentenced to be sent To Harris Park, WAIT! |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:45pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:35pm:
Math is not his strength His English not far behind He needs tutoring |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:46pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:42pm:
Now I assumed that You are expert on all things About Indians |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:51pm
I would like to see
Election debate this way Concise and to the point |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:52pm Quote:
Smart on many things Grammar was not e'er of them So hang the Aussie |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm
Notice how Haiku
Can bring us all together In a civil way? ;D |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:22pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:51pm:
Canadian Yids. Dirty, vile Curry-shtters. We are all one, no? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm:
Aussies, Muslims, all. Even the tinted races. Setanta agrees. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:38pm Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm:
Like a neenish tart The chocolate and vanilla Perfect harmony |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:40pm
Neens are not a race.
So you can say that, Gordon. More a sub-species... |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:43pm Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:40pm:
A false sign of hope I prefer a milky bar You, a golliwog |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:48pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:43pm:
A milky-bar, eh? At the Bondi Yeshiva? Stick to the Neens, dear. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:54pm Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:48pm:
Milky bar for me Top Deck racially diverse I'll leave that to you |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:55pm
We live in a street
peace of the suburbia the birds love singing (Late ninja edit.) |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:59pm
trees are everywhere
where the birds pursue living the birds love singing |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:09pm Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm:
We are all tinted Some more than others, K. No problem to me |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:17pm Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:09pm:
Fail....on second line. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:25pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:55pm:
You need a tutor Your Math really needs some work How much would you pay? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:27pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:17pm:
Damn! I shouldn't have shortened Karnal. Bad habit. Sorry for the edit. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:34pm Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:25pm:
Maybe translating From Hindi then to English Causes the errors |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:49pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:34pm:
Suar ka bacha Aussie's title in Hindi It seems to suit him |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:54pm
Have I bespoke worms
they make my lawns go browny lawn grubs the birds fail |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 8:58pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:54pm:
You have had worms made Tailored to your own front lawn Why would you do that? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 28th, 2019 at 9:48pm
Wait a minute - the essence of haiku is to make a clear statement and end it with a twist.. not just a simple statement....
Sun shining through cloud Heaven's door is open Storm is coming... |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 10:00pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:34pm:
Too much curry farts. The toilet's under repair. Come to Harris Park. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 28th, 2019 at 10:03pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 7:34pm:
Been to Delhi, dear? Biriyani in Yangon? You're almost tinted. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 10:20pm Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
No twist at the end Grap. May I edit? Sun through wet forest Heaven's door is opening Oh, I am coming... Edit: Damn me for accepting your counting! Adjusted. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 28th, 2019 at 11:08pm
No time for haiku
Hiking up the Sweetwater Thus my weekend ends |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 28th, 2019 at 11:18pm
Knees on Men's Room floor
Jovial Monk and Aussie Ettamogah Pub |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 28th, 2019 at 11:27pm
I must say adieu
For my night is at an end Until tomorrow |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:02am AiA wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 11:08pm:
Water; rocks; green; blue sky The trail suddenly narrows A female land whale |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Agnes on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:27am Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Yes Grap, this thread is not haiku |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 1:30pm
Curry farts are wet.
Curry-shtters are tinted. Where does that leave us? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by aquascoot on Apr 29th, 2019 at 3:09pm
the default is failure
the default is garbage you have to put the evolutionary blowtorch on yourself |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 4:23pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 3:09pm:
F. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Violet Crumble on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:10pm |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:13pm Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:10pm:
Can't be original ever, can you Neferti. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by John Smith on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:15pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:13pm:
she gave away choo choo's secret :D :D |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Violet Crumble on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:24pm
Shivering autumn
A mini, beady-eyed golfer sees poo at the old taxi |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:29pm Violet Crumble wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:24pm:
F. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:55pm John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:15pm:
Mimo feels wanted Aussie's good little puppy Nipping at my heels |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:59pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:55pm:
Very insulting I have no puppies at all Get over yourself |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:01pm
At least Aussie tries
Mimo just cocks his leg here Obviously dim |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:05pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:59pm:
Fixed for how you unfortunately really think of them. Very insulting I have no puppies at all They are junk yard dogs |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:07pm
Very insulting
I have zero junk yard dogs get over yourself |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:16pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:07pm:
fixed again. Only Chihuahua I have zero junk yard dogs It's small dog syndrome |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:19pm
Zero Chihuahua
I have zero junk yard dogs Get over yourself. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:26pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:19pm:
Yap yappy yap yap Och, the pups need to be fed Sick him, kill him girls! |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by John Smith on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:32pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:01pm:
you should avoid calling others dim when you are to dim to think of the obvious. maybe he just doesn't give a crap about haiku? Did you consider that? :D :D |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:26pm:
Very insulting I have zero killer girls Get over yourself |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by John Smith on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:46pm:
the only way he can reconcile with himself that two or more people might think him a fraud is by telling himself that it is some sort of conspiracy against him. Just shows the arrogance of the dimwit |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:04pm John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm:
Point well very made Set seeks conspiracy When there is zero |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:09pm
Conspiracy theorist
Drowning in fears, Truth is pure to breathe. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:11pm Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:09pm:
F. 5/7/5 |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:18pm
Most of these miss the idea of haiku...
Sunlight angels Shining through heavenly clouds Storm is coming... |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:27pm Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:18pm:
Gawd. Not your own work is it. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:33pm John Smith wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm:
It's a Haiku fail By Aussie's little puppy More inane yapping |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:43pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
More than likely is There is no 5 7 5 He might get there yet |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm
I blame Islam, no?
Good old genocidal Moh. Blames Whitey. Quite so. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:48pm
The old boy staggers.
Trips while he straightens the bins. Shurely shome mishtake. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:45pm:
Damn all the white men The ills of the world are theirs Islam's peace on them |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm
They squat down to pee.
Play with their dicks afterwards. Inbred subspecies. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:55pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm:
Muslims started it. We're not racist, so unfair. They're racist to us. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:57pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:43pm:
Have seen it before cannot not now locate where revelation true |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:58pm
Whitey invents things.
Your Boong invented a stick. We're superior. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:59pm Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:50pm:
It's masturbating If it takes more than three shakes How is your prostate? Don't masturbate it Don't give it more than three shakes Damn prostate problems |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 9:07pm Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:55pm:
Studied history? You must have, you are correct Yes, they started it. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 29th, 2019 at 9:33pm Aussie wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
The essence of haiku is the contrast in the last line.... shows the dichotomy of life ... ::) |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:08pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 9:07pm:
Muslims killed Jesus. Drove out the British Empire. They're also tinted. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:34pm Karnal wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:08pm:
Ah, tinted, tinted Colour blind is your excuse Hides reality |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 30th, 2019 at 12:34am Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:34pm:
5 7 5 You guys maul me for a simple example... Get It Right!! |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 30th, 2019 at 12:40am
Muslims killed the prophet Jesus 5
Stones faggots and women possibly not faithful 7 Peace governs the holy Islam. 5 |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 30th, 2019 at 1:30am
Why can't it be
12 3 7 ? :-? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 30th, 2019 at 2:59am Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 10:34pm:
I say, Setanta. There are no racists here, dear. We're tanned, innit. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Setanta on Apr 30th, 2019 at 7:46am Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 12:40am:
This is how it works It's not the number of words Count the syllables |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 30th, 2019 at 8:57am Jasin wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 1:30am:
Why does a sonnet have 14 lines? Because that is the constraint. Without the constraint you have nothing. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:03am
A queer makin' beer
A man's love of a dog's arse Alas, Mr Monk. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Super Nova on Apr 30th, 2019 at 3:02pm AiA wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:03am:
He sees Jesus It is everywhere he looks Alas, Mr Monk |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 30th, 2019 at 3:14pm
F.
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Super Nova on Apr 30th, 2019 at 3:58pm Aussie wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 3:14pm:
So sex is the first thing you think of when you see that image. That is a little concerning. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 30th, 2019 at 4:04pm Setanta wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 7:46am:
Our education in things Oriental is proceeding... |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on Apr 30th, 2019 at 4:07pm Super Nova wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 3:58pm:
Fail. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by John Smith on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:37pm Setanta wrote on Apr 29th, 2019 at 8:33pm:
and still no where near the failure you turned out to be. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:40pm John Smith wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:37pm:
It's the Dapto Dog! Go back to Monk's for a flog Yappy yappy wog |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by John Smith on Apr 30th, 2019 at 8:24pm
ohh looky, now gordy wants to pretend he's choo choo. :D :D
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:05pm Gordon wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 6:40pm:
A yappy wog, is it? From a Canadian Yid? You're intact, you see. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:11pm Karnal wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:05pm:
In Granville he lives There's a mosque right on his street Prays 5 times a day |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on Apr 30th, 2019 at 11:35pm
*makes a coffee
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Karnal on May 1st, 2019 at 12:22am Gordon wrote on Apr 30th, 2019 at 9:11pm:
God bless Setanta. God bless Gordon and Aussie. God bless all dears, no? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 1st, 2019 at 5:36am
Wearing the niqab
she pleases Allah greatly Karnal in Granville. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by aquascoot on May 1st, 2019 at 6:59am
fat steve and janeen
feeling sad and entitled coping mentality |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 1st, 2019 at 7:14am
Not small hand on chest
Terrified boy pinned to tree Just a cabbie's day. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on May 1st, 2019 at 7:35am
Hot breath on his face
Cabbie have him a gob full Poor boy traumatised |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on May 1st, 2019 at 7:36am
Strawberry picker
A finger shoved inside her Cabbie made her cry |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by aquascoot on May 1st, 2019 at 7:59am
Trump the dominator
crushing it in life Liberal tears |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Aussie on May 1st, 2019 at 8:27am aquascoot wrote on May 1st, 2019 at 7:59am:
F. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 1st, 2019 at 8:36am
Eyes wide in terror
The not small hand draws nearer No one hears his screams. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 6th, 2019 at 8:26pm
The man with the beard
Was gone but not forgotten Set. on vacation |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on May 6th, 2019 at 8:36pm
I hope Set had fun
KFC mashed potatoe Time to sharpen knives |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 6th, 2019 at 10:14pm
OP...shills and dills
Geriatrics and slatterns Child beating cabbie |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 6th, 2019 at 10:14pm
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on May 6th, 2019 at 10:48pm
This Thread has been locked
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 6th, 2019 at 11:41pm Jasin wrote on May 6th, 2019 at 10:48pm:
"This Thread has been locked" Why does happy equal drunk? Jasin's one true thing. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by .JaSin. on May 6th, 2019 at 11:45pm AiA wrote on May 6th, 2019 at 11:41pm:
Ever walk naked along a major highway? |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 7th, 2019 at 12:51am Jasin wrote on May 6th, 2019 at 11:45pm:
A naked figure Headlights illuminating He walks the highway |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 18th, 2019 at 10:30pm
Where is Greg Pecker?
Sad evening in Vic Park Butt hurt has commenced. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 18th, 2019 at 10:30pm
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Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on May 18th, 2019 at 10:35pm
Bill Shorten has lost
And it is the second time Deader than Bob Hawke |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 18th, 2019 at 10:37pm
Victoria Park
Mr Gay Pride Australia Greggery Pecker |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 18th, 2019 at 10:40pm
A man body-shamed
He knows how a woman feels Bill Shorten's man-boobs |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 18th, 2019 at 10:47pm
Bill has a forehead
Perfect for landing fighters Really a fivehead |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Gordon on May 18th, 2019 at 10:52pm
Morrison has won
He pinned shorten to a tree Just like a cabbie |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 18th, 2019 at 10:56pm
An uber result
Terrible for the Mitties Smith, Balls and Pecker. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by AiA on May 18th, 2019 at 11:52pm Gordon wrote on May 18th, 2019 at 10:52pm:
Up against a tree Not small hands around his neck His man boobs bouncing |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by minarchist on May 20th, 2019 at 2:57pm
Poor Labor, lost the
Unloseable election Boo hoo, boo hoo hoo. |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by Mr Hammer on May 20th, 2019 at 3:11pm
Boo hoo boo hoo boo
Hoo boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo Butthurt Laborites |
Title: Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Post by minarchist on May 20th, 2019 at 4:48pm
We got the ending
To Game of Thrones, now move on You sooky la las! |
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