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Message started by Sir lastnail on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:05pm

Title: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by Sir lastnail on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:05pm
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughingindisbelief/2019/03/iceland-declares-all-religions-are-weapons-of-mass-destruction/

I agree ! Just look at the destruction of human life in the name of religion and it's hard to deny !


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Reykjavik, Iceland – Iceland’s parliament voted to classify all religions as weapons of mass destruction. Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, and Buddhism are now in the same category as nuclear weapons, mustard gas, and weaponized biological agents.

The Logic Behind The Proclamation

Andrew Kanard is one of the lawmakers who voted in favor of the new statute. He voiced what many think in this primarily atheist country:

Weapons of mass destruction by definition are weapons with the capacity to inflict death and destruction on such a massive scale and so indiscriminately that its very presence in the hands of a hostile power can be considered a grievous threat. Looking at the Crusades, the wars of jihadist conquest, or how evangelical climate denying oligarchs in America are destroying the planet, one realizes faith is fatal on a mass scale.

While many religious groups are up in arms regarding Iceland’s move, the North Atlantic country reassures the faithful their right to practice the faith of their fathers will not be impinged on. Mr. Kanard refers to the measure as a sort of public health warning. “We passed a similar measure regarding Christianity a little while ago,” he stated. “We in parliament felt it necessary to let people know all religion is a mental disorder and a dangerous one at that.”

Iceland is also recommending those who are in a codependent relationship with religion to seek out a local chapter of Religion Anonymous (RA).

Reaction

FOX News is leading the charge against what it sees as an attack on Christianity and civilization itself. In a strange twist of fate, the so-called news channel is inviting prominent Muslims on to discuss the matter. In a not so surprising twist, ICE agents were close by to make sure everyone present were in the country legally. “I came in to talk about Iceland, and it turns out it was a sting operation all along,” one anonymous Muslim pointed out. “I should’ve known better.”

President Trump is fueling the frenzied fires of religious fear. While addressing red meat Republicans at a rally, he promised the United States will fight for Jesus, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny:

Americans for America are Americans for God. We can’t let Iceland get away with this, folks. If we don’t do anything now, then White Walkers will destroy summer. We need to build walls. An anti-Mexican wall AND a wall around Iceland.

In related news, a snap poll 85% of Republicans believe cutting benefits for the needy is necessary to build a Great Atlantic Wall.

Title: Re: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by Carl D on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:30pm
Sorry, Sir Nail... this story is actually satire.

If you click on the word voted under the picture at the top of the article in your link it takes you here:

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughingindisbelief/is-this-satire/

:)

Title: Re: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by Bobby. on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:34pm
It's fake news folks.
Still it's correct - we'd be better off without religion.

Title: Re: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by tickleandrose on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:36pm
My friends, its all wrong.  Religions are not WMDs, its us humans.  WE are the WMDs. 

Title: Re: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by Sir lastnail on Jun 26th, 2019 at 3:13pm

Carl D wrote on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:30pm:
Sorry, Sir Nail... this story is actually satire.

If you click on the word voted under the picture at the top of the article in your link it takes you here:

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughingindisbelief/is-this-satire/

:)


Oh bummer :( I thought it was the start of something good :D LOL

Title: Re: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by Sir lastnail on Jun 26th, 2019 at 3:14pm

tickleandrose wrote on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:36pm:
My friends, its all wrong.  Religions are not WMDs, its us humans.  WE are the WMDs. 


But we create the religious instruction that teaches others to kill each other :(

Title: Re: Iceland Declares All Religions Are WMD's
Post by tickleandrose on Jun 26th, 2019 at 3:25pm

Sir lastnail wrote on Jun 26th, 2019 at 3:14pm:

tickleandrose wrote on Jun 26th, 2019 at 12:36pm:
My friends, its all wrong.  Religions are not WMDs, its us humans.  WE are the WMDs. 


But we create the religious instruction that teaches others to kill each other :(


People had been killing each other with or without religion.  Religion is just but many excuses.  At the end of the day, its the humans that pulls the trigger.   Think about it.  A bible, a Koran, a Torah can sit on a table forever, it will never hurt anyone, until another human decided to use it as an excuse. 

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