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Title: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by AiA on Jan 31st, 2020 at 6:14am
Trump Denied E. Jean Carroll's Sexual Assault Allegation. Now She Wants His DNA
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/z3bm58/trump-denied-e-jean-carrolls-sexual-assault-allegation-now-she-wants-his-dna?utm_source=vicenewsfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3mLAbnY6mnWeODGWCm0HGPhG7oY1zgEBrJ-HL_NeiO41JxmYdBmtzS2iU |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by aquascoot on Jan 31st, 2020 at 6:21am
I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination
Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:19am aquascoot wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 6:21am:
That's right. This woman should be grateful she got some hard Donald cock inside her. Doesn't look like she's had much since. The Donald should go back and give her some more for old time's sake. Do her a favour, Mr President. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by AiA on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:33am Karnal wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:19am:
Let's don't jump to conclusions about Donald's "hard" cock: she isn't sure how far he penetrated her ... |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:24am AiA wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:33am:
True, but he did inseminate her. He then talked her into aborting. Mr Trump, you see, was pro-choice back then. But what a waste, eh? That's prize sperm. Mr Trump could have sold that for $200,000, maybe more. Aquascoot should know. He's good with figures. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:37am aquascoot wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 6:21am:
Indeed. Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around: |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Jan 31st, 2020 at 11:19am greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:37am:
They're prize-winning geldings, Greggery. If we had more of them, we'd have a lot more people growing up in penthouses and limousines, that's for sure. That's the "evolutionary blowtorch" for you. Apart from the bone-spur gene, those two specimens are genetically perfect. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by chimera on Jan 31st, 2020 at 11:31am Quote:
"Wanna loan . For pantshouse. Today". "Certainly, does your father have collateral". ------ "Collateral. Guarantee for the loan". "Yeah. Sure. He got Treasury. yuk yuk". |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:05pm chimera wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 11:31am:
No, that's what Hunter Biden does with his kids. Mr Trump has always wanted his children to make their own way in the world. Look at Ivanka - she's created 28 million jobs in the past year alone, and not a scrap of help from Dad. That's what we mean by the "evolutionary blowtorch". You leftards wouldn't understand. You only make $42,000 a year. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by John Smith on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:10pm Quote:
;D ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Frank on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:20pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:37am:
They actually look like their mother, Ivana. Slavic, like you, Turd. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:31pm Frank wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:20pm:
Quite inferior to the Teutonic races, old boy. Under the Slav is the Gypsy and the Jew. Then there's the tinted races, the Muselman and his cousin, the Jiggaboo. It's perfectly scientific. Ask Greggery for his scull measurements and a stool sample. Evidence, innit. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Dnarever on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:02pm Karnal wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:31pm:
Trump's artificial german DNA could be a collectable. In theory he may not even be related to himself. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by chimera on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:49pm
Probably not , everything he owns is his father's.
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Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Setanta on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:19pm Frank wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:20pm:
Slavic? They look more like rejects from the hollows of the Appalachians. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Dnarever on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:23pm Quote:
Yes species identification is always a noble pursuit. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by chimera on Jan 31st, 2020 at 8:29pm 'Coal is over': the miners rooting for the Green New Deal. Appalachia’s main industry is dying and some workers are looking to a new economic promise after Trump’s proves empty. No more rooting for Trump. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Dnarever on Jan 31st, 2020 at 10:10pm Quote:
They should take it all. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by mortdooley on Jan 31st, 2020 at 10:46pm AiA wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 6:14am:
With so many women giving it away I don't see Trump having to work to get into that! She may have assaulted him! |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by AiA on Jan 31st, 2020 at 10:55pm Karnal wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:31pm:
What is it with Trump's attraction to the inferior Slavic race? I can understand him making the mistake once, but twice? |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by AiA on Jan 31st, 2020 at 10:56pm John Smith wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 5:10pm:
That line got me too, John ;D |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Setanta on Feb 1st, 2020 at 6:40pm AiA wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 10:56pm:
Perhaps that's how he got into office. No-one really "feel" him entering the corridors of power. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Feb 1st, 2020 at 7:35pm Dnarever wrote on Jan 31st, 2020 at 7:02pm:
True, Dnarever, Mr Trump has at various times declared his grandfather to be German, Swedish and Norwegian (but not Danish). And the correct answer? Kraut. Mr Trump wants you to like him, you see. We're not racist, Mr Trump, we have no problem with you sausage-eaters. We're all friends here, you see. This is a safe place, dear. Rich tapestry, innit. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by greggerypeccary on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:12pm Karnal wrote on Feb 1st, 2020 at 7:35pm:
He's claimed that his father is German. On more than one occasion. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:17pm greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:12pm:
No, I beg to differ with you there, Greggery. He's also claimed his father is Swedish and Norwegian too. Do you think he got things a little muddled up? It is possible, you know. Lucky you don't have to show your birth certificate or anything like that, eh? |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by greggerypeccary on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:21pm Karnal wrote on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:17pm:
Google "untreated syphilis", and see what the top results are under 'Images'. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:39pm greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:21pm:
Well, that's obvious. But that doesn't mean Mr Trump's genes aren't first class. The scientists say DNA like that is top shelf, you know. Trumpft, Trump, Kraut, Swede or whatever. The important thing is character. Backbone. High moral rectitude. Yes, Mr Trump has the benefit of centuries of breeding - along with his father's political contacts and housing contracts, but that's all secondary to generations of superior bloodstock. Ask Aquascoot. When you're a star, they want you to do it. Why? Because they want your sperm, dear. Cometh the hour cometh the man, no? |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by greggerypeccary on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:47pm Karnal wrote on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:39pm:
I'm not as willing to swallow that as aquascoot is. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Setanta on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:54pm Karnal wrote on Feb 1st, 2020 at 8:39pm:
Miam miam... With a SAO or two? |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Karnal on Feb 2nd, 2020 at 12:49am
Look, you two can argue over the size of the biscuit, but that's not what your "superior man" thinks about when he inseminates his filly, okay?
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Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by chimera on Feb 2nd, 2020 at 8:05am
Jonathan Swift in Gulliver's Travels,: "It is observed that the red-haired of both sexes are more libidinous and mischievous than the rest,... neither was the hair of this brute [a Yahoo] of a red colour (which might have been some excuse for an appetite a little irregular) ".
In the 19th century Cesare Lombroso and Guglielmo Ferrero concluded that red hair was associated with crimes of lust, and claimed that 48% of "criminal women" were redheads. They became reds under the bed. |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Dnarever on Feb 2nd, 2020 at 8:58am
Guess women have difficulty telling between 1.5 inches and 3 ?
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Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by Dnarever on Feb 2nd, 2020 at 8:59am Quote:
Think they may find a cure ? |
Title: Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Post by chimera on Feb 2nd, 2020 at 10:32am
It has been copied in a lab and a vaccine is expected in November.
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