Adult Man Has to Be Deceived Into Eating Vegetables


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Rendering vegetables unrecognizable and hiding them in other, non-vegetable foods has long been an effective way to secretly incorporate more nutrient-rich food into a toddler’s diet. The same trick apparently — and unsurprisingly — works with Donald Trump. In a recent interview with the New York Times, the president’s former physician Ronny Jackson — who is now running for Congress — lamented that he wasn’t able to help Trump fully overhaul his lifestyle before resigning from his duties in April 2018. “The exercise stuff never took off as much as I wanted it to,” Jackson told the Times, which could have something to do with the president’s conviction that all people are born with a finite amount of energy. Johnson says he did, however, help improve Trump’s overall health in other ways: “We were working on his diet,” he told the Times. “We were making the ice cream less accessible, we were putting cauliflower into the mashed potatoes.”

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Putting Pentagon into Mashed Wall.
Mixing fried Kremlin with scrambled democrats.
Junk mail with tweeted justice.

Now now, A, Mr Trump does exercise, you know. More days on the golf course than any other president.

That should burn the calories, no?

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Trump at one time claimed that people were better off eating fast food. See? Donald thinks about the little people and seeks to emulate them!

“The exercise stuff never took off as much as I wanted it to,” which could have something to do with the president’s conviction that all people are born with a finite amount of energy, particularly on his toddler's diet.

Fast talking and fibbing are only in short supply and need to be used up each day to make a man healthy wealthy and wise.

Karnal wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 9:40am:

Now now, A, Mr Trump does exercise, you know. More days on the golf course than any other president. That should burn the calories, no?

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Karnal wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 9:40am:

Now now, A, Mr Trump does exercise, you know. More days on the golf course than any other president. That should burn the calories, no?

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM TO PUT HIS CLUBS IN THE BACK OF THAT BUGGY

;D ;D ;D ;D


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Why , it's his club.

I guess when Bernie is trying to impress the world  he will be towed in an ambulance....

he certainly looks like hes ready for one... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

cods wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 2:02pm:

I guess when Bernie is trying to impress the world  he will be towed in an ambulance.... he certainly looks like hes ready for one... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yeah he does need a fake tan and a comb over !!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Redmond Neck wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 2:42pm:

cods wrote on Feb 26th, 2020 at 2:02pm: I guess when Bernie is trying to impress the world  he will be towed in an ambulance.... he certainly looks like hes ready for one... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yeah he does need a fake tan and a comb over !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A dye job would help. Maybe Bernie can ask Ivana Trump about that scalp-reduction surgeon she suggested to Mr Trump.

We all know the outcome of that one, no?

cods wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 2:02pm:

I guess when Bernie is trying to impress the world  he will be towed in an ambulance.... he certainly looks like hes ready for one...

He doesn't have bone spurs though.

Thank goodness for that.

US surgeons are scalpers. Took the top layer of brain and sold it to Chinese herbalists , without tariff the cheats.

chimera wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 3:13pm:

US surgeons are scalpers. Took the top layer of brain and sold it to Chinese herbalists , without tariff the cheats.

Not all of them though, Chimera, just that QUACK Ivana made Mr Trump see, the STUPID BITCH.

Mr Trump was a bit cranky about it, you see. He had to show Ivana who's boss.

DUMB COW thinks just because she manages one of Mr Trump's hotels she knows all about plastic surgeons. She thinks she can fck Mr Trump over on a scalp job and get away with it.

Don't you, BITCH? Think you're smarter than Donald? Think you've got more hair covering that stupid blond brain of yours? Yeah? How about now?

Shut the fck up! I should have listened to my mother about you people, I thought you'd learn your place! Now I've got to get a divorce and that's going to cost me even more in lawyers - as if I didn't have enough problems already! And if you think you're getting outa here with one dollar, you're dumber than I thought, believe me. You'll never see the kids. They'll hate you for the rest of your goddamned life. I'll get you sent back to Czechoslovakia - you can go back to waiting tables, see if I care! The paparazzi can catch you taking out the trash in those goddamned fancy designer outfits I have to keep paying for.

Ivana later brought the incident up with her lawyers - not a smart move. If there's one thing Mr Trump hates it's a rat. He had to get Mike to put some pressure on her - what can you do? Between the women and the sharks it's one stitch-up after another. When you're winning everybody wants a piece.

Anyway, Ivana ended up stiffing herself - a lousy two hundred grand, chump change. If they were Mr Trump's lawyers he would have fired them on the spot for doing such a loser deal. Mr Trump let her take the jewellery so as not to look so bad in the papers.

Lobotomy:
a surgical operation involving incision into the prefrontal lobe of the brain, formerly used to treat mental illness. Causes rapid staff-turnover, late night tweets and dodgy finance.

chimera wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 6:32pm:

Lobotomy: a surgical operation involving incision into the prefrontal lobe of the brain, formerly used to treat mental illness. Causes rapid staff-turnover, late night tweets and dodgy finance.

Yeah, but if I was Melania, I wouldn't be recommending any brain surgeons, believe me.

such celebrity !!.
such ability to live in the minds of the mediocre chodes.

even something as trivial as "him eating vegetables" makes the chodes focus on him.

how will the mediocre inferior men ever climb the narrow road.
they wont,
they have the trump mind virus.

i think trump derangement syndrome is very real.
the mediocre chode appears very susceptible.

does the chode wish to discuss Joe Biden?

hardly.

he'd put a valium to sleep.
but the donald,

he must be discussed.
what gets discussed is important.
what is important gets elected.

so masterful of the donald to infect the muschy brain of the leftie chodes

aquascoot wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 7:05pm:

such celebrity !!. such ability to live in the minds of the mediocre chodes. even something as trivial as "him eating vegetables" makes the chodes focus on him. how will the mediocre inferior men ever climb the narrow road. they wont, they have the trump mind virus. i think trump derangement syndrome is very real. the mediocre chode appears very susceptible. does the chode wish to discuss Joe Biden? hardly. he'd put a valium to sleep. but the donald, he must be discussed. what gets discussed is important. what is important gets elected. so masterful of the donald to infect the muschy brain of the leftie chodes

Yes, but diet is a critical factor on the "narrow road to success", no?

And the Donald became prez to show the chodes how it's done, yes? To be a role model for our youth and "set the agenda" - no actual policies, but a vibe, an example to follow and obey.

Now if he has no control over his dietary intake, do you think our children should learn from his mental discipline instead?

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aquascoot wrote on Feb 26^th, 2020 at 7:05pm:

such celebrity !!. such ability to live in the minds of the mediocre chodes. even something as trivial as "him eating vegetables" makes the chodes focus on him. how will the mediocre inferior men ever climb the narrow road. they wont, they have the trump mind virus. i think trump derangement syndrome is very real. the mediocre chode appears very susceptible. does the chode wish to discuss Joe Biden? hardly. he'd put a valium to sleep. but the donald, he must be discussed. what gets discussed is important. what is important gets elected. so masterful of the donald to infect the muschy brain of the leftie chodes

In all honesty, I hope you're seeking professional help.