Gordon breaching coronavirus restrictions?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/2edd11b216f94e44b4ac4b8b710be40a

Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:13am:

Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?

Gordon has been known to snatch toilet paper out of little old ladies' arms.

Certainly looks like Gordy....

A muscle man n all! ;D

Redmond Neck wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:19am:

Certainly looks like Gordy.... A muscle man n all! ;D

He is a Bondi icon.

Redmond Neck wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:19am:

Certainly looks like Gordy.... A muscle man n all! ;D

Red budgie smugglers.

I knew it!

Another wanker who thinks that the rules don't apply to him.

I blame the backpackers ;D ;D

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape.

YUCK

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK

Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels.
The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though.

That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no.
;D :D

Belgarion wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:41am:

Another wanker who thinks that the rules don't apply to him.

Seems to be a common theme among these beach-goers.

No respect for other people.

Nothing wrong with going to the beach. Just don't go to City ones with offshore sewage. Blame City people. The Cities themselves are representation of where and how the Virus came to be anyway.

Non-City living already exists in an anti-virus way. These filthy city people and their desire to mass congregate, is the cause of this Virus. Cities should be Banned! >:(

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:37am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 11:18am: Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels. The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though. That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no. ;D :D

It's where Gordon goes to pick up hot bikini babes.

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:37am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 11:18am: Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels. The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though. That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no. ;D :D

There's only on Dimi and he's a legend and a top bloke.
I don't agree with him swimming yesterday but meh, loads of others were and locals should be allowed a quick discrete dip.

Here's a funny story about him but what actually happened was a crazy Brazzo wss trying to assert ownership of the outdoor gym and was threatening people, so Dimmi and his crew cut off his pony tail and duct tapped it 15m up a lamp post.

Problem solved.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/bondi-beef-lends-muscle-to-charity-20100206-njvd.html

Bobby. wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:09pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 11:37am: Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 11:18am: Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels. The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though. That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no. ;D :D It's where Gordon goes to pick up hot bikini babes.

Way back when before Mrs G came along.

he didnt look too strong or fit to me in that clip of him grappling with those 2 flabby coppers.

rhino wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:25pm:

he didnt look too strong or fit to me in that clip of him grappling with those 2 flabby coppers.

He was passively resisting. Btw hes about 60 and badly broke both legs a couple of years ago and is a shadow of his former self.


https://youtu.be/thFaKNygUHg

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:21pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 12:09pm: Jasin wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 11:37am: Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 11:18am: Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels. The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though. That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no. ;D :D It's where Gordon goes to pick up hot bikini babes. Way back when before Mrs G came along.

Babes go for married guys.  ;)

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:15am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am: Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper? Gordon has been known to snatch toilet paper out of little old ladies' arms.

Whereas you steal it out of bums? public toilets? :o

Pecker knows this because he is a glory-hole peeper from way back.

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 1:44pm:

Pecker knows this because he is a glory-hole peeper from way back.

He used his beak to peck away at the Public Toilet wall to the next cubicle.

Like in Escape from Alcatraz.

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 3:22pm:

Like in Escape from Alcatraz.

Except they made a hole their body could fit thru, not just big enough for their dick into the next cell.

He put his finger in the wood pecker's hole and the wood pecker said 'God bless his soul'...

I just drove past the beach and there's 100+ surfers out.

Charges should be dropped.

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:30pm:

rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 12:25pm: he didnt look too strong or fit to me in that clip of him grappling with those 2 flabby coppers. He was passively resisting. Btw hes about 60 and badly broke both legs a couple of years ago and is a shadow of his former self. https://youtu.be/thFaKNygUHg

he didnt deserve being tackled by two cops....a wee bit over the top I am thinking....sure people break the rules....but no need for violence I am thinking..

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK

You ask?

It's obvious, they are all nutcases.

lee wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 1:06pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:15am: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am: Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper? Gordon has been known to snatch toilet paper out of little old ladies' arms. Whereas you steal it out of bums? public toilets? :o

That's slander,

Everyone knows that peccahead just uses his parents paper, he never leaves the basement.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:13am:

Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?

What, he's been stocking up Chez Gordon's?

I don't think so.

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK

Nearly as bad as the clit-wonderers.

You're intact, no?

karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 7:17pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am: Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper? What, he's been stocking up Chez Gordon's? I don't think so.

He's installed one of these now:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/710tmWs0p%2BL._SX425_.jpg

rhino wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 7:22pm:

karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.

That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?

Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 7:50pm:

Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.

I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think.

Rhino? Can I catch a taxi in Mumbai?

I'm wondering.

lee wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 1:06pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:15am: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am: Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper? Gordon has been known to snatch toilet paper out of little old ladies' arms. Whereas you steal it out of bums? public toilets? :o

Chez Gordon is quite generous with his hoard.

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 7:28pm:

rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You?

At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 7:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:17pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am: Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper? What, he's been stocking up Chez Gordon's? I don't think so. He's installed one of these now: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/710tmWs0p%2BL._SX425_.jpg

Ah yes, all mod cons. That's what the ads for Chez Gordon's say in the Hindu Times classifieds.

Gordon? Do you provide such labour-saving devices to your tenants?

A simple yes or no will suffice, dear.

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:18pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You? At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.

That figure is higher among Indians, Gordon.

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:21pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You? At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member. That figure is higher among Indians, Gordon.

I could only imagine. What about cabbies?

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:06pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. .

Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you?

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:24pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:21pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You? At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member. That figure is higher among Indians, Gordon. I could only imagine. What about cabbies?

It is near 100%.

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:18pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You? At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.

I see. But you have posted photos of those muscle men doing their excercises on the northern end of the beach, yes? You did comment on their musculature and their Speedos, no?

A simple yes or no will suffice, dear.

rhino wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:26pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you?

I was riding the Spiti Valley highway so bloody sick I was spewing in between dodging trucks trying not to get rammed off a cliff.

I bet the most interesting tale Karnal has is getting back ended in a male GoGo bar in Patpong.

rhino wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:26pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you?

Three languages, eh? In remote villages?

Oh, Rhino, you really must tell. How many can you hail a rickshaw in?

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:39pm:

rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you? Three languages, eh? In remote villages? Oh, Rhino, you really must tell. How many can you hail a rickshaw in?

How many languages can you say 'ping pong ball' in Karnal?

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:37pm:

rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you? I was riding the Spiti Valley highway so bloody sick I was spewing in between dodging trucks trying not to get rammed off a cliff. I bet the most interesting tale Karnal has is getting back ended in a male GoGo bar in Patpong.

No no, we'll hear from Rhino first, dear.

He was in Jaipur and Delhi for six months.

Taxi!

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Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:41pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:39pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you? Three languages, eh? In remote villages? Oh, Rhino, you really must tell. How many can you hail a rickshaw in? How many languages can you say 'ping pong ball' in Karnal?

I can most certainly tell a rickshaw driver to hurry up in Hindi. I assume you can evict a non-paying tenant with the same phrase.

Telugu and Bengali I'm not so sure.

Rhino?

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:33pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You? At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member. I see. But you have posted photos of those muscle men doing their excercises on the northern end of the beach, yes? You did comment on their musculature and their Speedos, no? A simple yes or no will suffice, dear.

Gordon was simply building his appreciation muscle, Karnal.

I know I'm going to regret this. What exactly is the 'appreciation muscle'?

Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain?

The gooch?

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:09pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:33pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm: karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof. That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher. Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi. You? At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member. I see. But you have posted photos of those muscle men doing their excercises on the northern end of the beach, yes? You did comment on their musculature and their Speedos, no? A simple yes or no will suffice, dear. Gordon was simply building his appreciation muscle, Karnal.

Ah yes, Aquascoot talks about that a lot. Gratitude.

How about you, Gordon? Are you grateful for all those Israeli body-builders exhibiting their virility through the use of push-ups and deep knee bends at the northern end of the beach?

How does one express one's gratitude for such a muscular demonstration of male physicality and Alpha prowess?

I believe Rhino uses a sawn-off and a shovel.

You?

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:45pm:

Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain?

Alas, it's more a state of aspiration. For some, it's sweated out between the outdoor gym and change rooms at the northern end of the beach. For others, it takes place around the rocks, or the multitude of public parks along Military Parade, metered parking only.

And for others still, now only in spirit perhaps, it takes place after a quick fishing trip and a few drinks, padlocked to a washing machine and sent to the bottom of the Great Continental Shelf.

Appreciate it while you can, boys. It's a long way down.

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:45pm:

Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain?

That very short distance between heaven and hell.... one slip and you're in the sh1t .... though some prefer dirt track riding....

Me?  I go to the beach to ogle the fit young surfer girls.... not interested in that other kind.

All the knives are out in this little thread arent they?

The lies, the "I'm better than you" the narcissistic exploits of the armchair bull shite artists.

Tell us more, it's entertaining.

But India of all places.
Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole.
Unless you had no other choice.

Valkie wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 5:34am:

Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole.

They go for the women, Valkie.

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:45pm:

Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain?

'Fact'

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:45pm:

Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain?

Spot

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Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 7:24am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 10:45pm: Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain? Spot

Love that meme   ;D

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 7:24am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 10:45pm: Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain? Spot

lols

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:08am:

Gordon breaching coronavirus restrictions? https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/2edd11b216f94e44b4ac4b8b710be40a

When were you bailed Arsehole in Australia?

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:54pm:

The gooch?

This sort of Indian Goonch?  ;D

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Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:45pm:

Didn't you call it something - regarding the bit between anus and sexual orgain?

"tainter"  ;D

Fuzzball wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 8:35am:

AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:08am: Gordon breaching coronavirus restrictions? https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/2edd11b216f94e44b4ac4b8b710be40a When were you bailed Arsehole in Australia?

When you get up off of your knees in the men's toilet I will let you know. Just be sure to wipe your chin first.

AiA wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 6:08am:

Valkie wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 5:34am: Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole. They go for the women, Valkie.

Some Northern Indian women can be quite attractive, Southern Indian women bear a distinct resemblance to Aboriginals who I do not find attractive at all. But I doubt Karamel went there for the women or adult males for that matter as he has been known to boast.

Valkie wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 5:34am:

All the knives are out in this little thread arent they? The lies, the "I'm better than you" the narcissistic exploits of the armchair bull shite artists. Tell us more, it's entertaining. But India of all places. Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole. Unless you had no other choice.

Gordon and Rhino flew there. Gordon caught a rickshaw. Rhino speaks three languages.

You?

rhino wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 10:54am:

AiA wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 6:08am: Valkie wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 5:34am: Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole. They go for the women, Valkie. Some Northern Indian women can be quite attractive, Southern Indian women bear a distinct resemblance to Aboriginals who I do not find attractive at all. But I doubt Karamel went there for the women or adult males for that matter as he has been known to boast.

Did you go there for the women or adult males, Rhino, or was it some other group?

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:42pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:37pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you? I was riding the Spiti Valley highway so bloody sick I was spewing in between dodging trucks trying not to get rammed off a cliff. I bet the most interesting tale Karnal has is getting back ended in a male GoGo bar in Patpong. No no, we'll hear from Rhino first, dear. He was in Jaipur and Delhi for six months. Taxi!

Come on KaKa, tell us about the exotic places where you and Buzz play pingpong.

rhino wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 10:54am:

AiA wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 6:08am: Valkie wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 5:34am: Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole. They go for the women, Valkie. Some Northern Indian women can be quite attractive, Southern Indian women bear a distinct resemblance to Aboriginals who I do not find attractive at all. But I doubt Karamel went there for the women or adult males for that matter as he has been known to boast.

That's a tricky on, Rhino. We'll have to do this as a multiple-choice.

When Rhino says he doubts Karamel went to Delhi for the women or adult males, he's saying Karamel went there for the:

A. Rickshaws

B. Curries

C. Monkeys

D. Toilets

E. Children

Karnal wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 11:50am:

rhino wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 10:54am: AiA wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 6:08am: Valkie wrote on Apr 21st, 2020 at 5:34am: Why woukd anyone spend any time at all in that shitehole. They go for the women, Valkie. Some Northern Indian women can be quite attractive, Southern Indian women bear a distinct resemblance to Aboriginals who I do not find attractive at all. But I doubt Karamel went there for the women or adult males for that matter as he has been known to boast. That's a tricky on, Rhino. We'll have to do this as a multiple-choice. When Rhino says he doubts Karamel went to Delhi for the women or adult males, he's saying Karamel went there for the: A. Rickshaws B. Curries C. Monkeys D. Toilets E. Children

D. Pingpong?

Gordon wrote on Apr 21^st, 2020 at 11:39am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:42pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:37pm: rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm: Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering. I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think. . Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you? I was riding the Spiti Valley highway so bloody sick I was spewing in between dodging trucks trying not to get rammed off a cliff. I bet the most interesting tale Karnal has is getting back ended in a male GoGo bar in Patpong. No no, we'll hear from Rhino first, dear. He was in Jaipur and Delhi for six months. Taxi! Come on KaKa, tell us about the exotic places where you and Buzz play pingpong.

Answer the question first, Gordon. Let's see if you've been paying attention.

When Rhino went to Delhi, he went there for the:

A. Southern Indian women, who look like Aboriginals

B. Northern Indian women, some of who are quite attractive

C. Adult males

D. Other undisclosed males