Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 12:10pm
Is this a competitor to snake oil marketed by Chez Gordon brand?
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Title: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 11:54am
No comment, just reporting ;D
Makeup giant Mecca has defended its sale of a vaginal cosmetic product after being slammed on social media for “disempowering women”. In an Instagram post this week, the brand spruiked Holy Yoni Oil by Moon Juice, which retails for a staggering $73 per 30ml bottle at Mecca. https://7news.com.au/business/retail/vulva-does-not-need-this-makeup-giant-slammed-over-intimate-product-for-women-c-2831821 |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 12:00pm Gordon wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:54am:
Aussie, is this in the budget? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 12:10pm
Is this a competitor to snake oil marketed by Chez Gordon brand?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 12:18pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:10pm:
Here he is, the forum c%$# resplendent in his blackface makeup. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 12:19pm AiA wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:00pm:
With a card, on your special day, wondering about you. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 12:21pm
Do we still hate Vulva drivers?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 12:25pm Gordon wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:19pm:
"Just thinking of you ... and your clit, on this special day" |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 12:28pm
Hammer browses Hallmarks web site.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Redmond Neck on May 31st, 2021 at 12:31pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:21pm:
Motorcyclists traditionally do ! ;) |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Agatha on May 31st, 2021 at 12:43pm |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 12:52pm
I didn't know Mothballs did modern theatre.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Agatha on May 31st, 2021 at 1:02pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:52pm:
Before full houses..... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 1:09pm Bertie wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 1:02pm:
More like...full moons. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by UnSubRocky on May 31st, 2021 at 2:26pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Lols on May 31st, 2021 at 3:28pm Bertie wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:43pm:
I’d seen that powder application one some time ago and had to wonder.... just how much powder that little container could hold!! |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Lols on May 31st, 2021 at 3:32pm Gordon wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:54am:
Is everyone becoming a prude or something? The sex industry have been selling all sorts of applications, for them parts.... what’s the big deal now? (I know because I went to Melbourne Sexpo... once... or twice... a real eye opener ) :) |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ye Grappler on May 31st, 2021 at 6:54pm
You bet your damned ass it's disempowering women.. real men love the sweet thing just as nature intended... who wants to kiss his way through a layer of artificial garbage dredged from old rubbish tip components and leftover crap from making tyres and stuff?
Captain Caveman - where are you on this one? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ye Grappler on May 31st, 2021 at 6:56pm Sophia wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 3:32pm:
I'm afraid my education in that regard is sadly lacking... I'm just a naive country boy at heart... civilised - we're called civilised because assholes have been sneaking up on us for years..... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ye Grappler on May 31st, 2021 at 6:59pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:52pm:
I do modern theatre - currently own one along with a thousand others ... it's currently leading up to a racist play written, directed and acted by Asian women......and at least 25-30% of its contribution to the performing arts is Indigenous.... many Indigenous actors and writers and such have gotten their start there... But I'm a racist, don' cha know? FFS, mothra and the rest of you - grow some..... grow a set ... and actually start doing something for minorities.... bloody hell.... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 7:01pm Sophia wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 3:32pm:
I think the feminist objection, and one that I totally agree with is that kitty kat is perfectly fine as it (a bit of a hedge prune is nice tho). The product in the OP is nothing compared to this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wy3rcJ8sco |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Dnarever on May 31st, 2021 at 8:18pm
Not sure I see anything wrong with this. If they want to what is the difference to anyone.
Besides Women have been getting surgical re bores and cosmetic refurbs for many decades it is sure more passive than that. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 8:49pm
Yadda is desperate for this product.
Perhaps Banana-fingers Haji Gordon could lend him some. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 9:03pm Dnarever wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 8:18pm:
I guess because the brand, Mecca Makeup is aimed at very young women, teens and preteens. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 9:06pm Gordon wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 9:03pm:
Finally, expert analysis from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 9:08pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 9:06pm:
What direction are you trying to take this, the same as your clit wondering creeper mate, Aussie? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 9:12pm Gordon wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 9:08pm:
I wanted to exploit the expertise of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to benefit Ozpolitic denizens. Yadda is desperate for this product. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Dnarever on May 31st, 2021 at 9:46pm Gordon wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 9:03pm:
Just the market @ $73 a bottle ? No bud not the answer. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on May 31st, 2021 at 10:08pm Dnarever wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 9:46pm:
No, I'm pretty spot on for this one. I know my daughter started going to Mecca from about year 5, mainly to buy birthday giftboxes for frieinds. They sell giftboxes full of bodywash and that crap. The shop is always full of young teens and preteens. When they ask the sales assistant, 'what's that' yeah..not so good. Plus that brand has coopted the nutbag gwyneth paltrow with her vagina steaming woo BS as a brand ambasador. They desirve to be told to git effd |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 10:17pm
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is so excited about the possibilities of this product he has closeted himself in Chez Gordon to rehearse the sales spiels.
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon offered Yadda free treatment. Yadda was so desperate he fell to his knees and broke into tears of Joy at the beneficent offer by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 10:30pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 10:17pm:
In the meantime, local Ozpol member Laugh continues to ride the cocks of strange men in the park bushes ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 10:35pm AiA wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 10:30pm:
AiA was never classified as strange. Queer isn't it? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 10:47pm
Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do!
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 10:56pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 9:06pm:
Laff loves a good ole child clitorectomy. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 10:57pm AiA wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 10:47pm:
Mothballs would be able to find it at least. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 11:00pm AiA wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 10:47pm:
Mothballs would be able to find it at least. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 11:14pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:00pm:
She can put her finger right on it ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 11:19pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 11:20pm AiA wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:14pm:
She might have to use her thumb. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by issuevoter on May 31st, 2021 at 11:28pm
"Mecca." Very appropriate.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 11:30pm
Yadda is desperate and crying while Mr. Hammer and AiA are improving their expertise in this product.
AiA please drop everything and attend to Yadda's desperate need. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 11:33pm
Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 11:42pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:30pm:
Laugh is hoping Bobby's "magic fingers" will make another trip to his own manclit ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on May 31st, 2021 at 11:44pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:20pm:
Moths must have a "rule of thumb" for her own clit |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on May 31st, 2021 at 11:45pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:33pm:
Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys? It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's expert ministrations assisted by apprentice AiA. AiA is known to pass out from excited delirium when observing genitalia. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 11:49pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on May 31st, 2021 at 11:50pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:45pm:
Laff, how much for a bacha bazi? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:07am Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 12:10pm:
Allah Uakbar, effendes, it's perfectly normal. Everybody at Chez Gordon's is talking about it. Pakis, Curries, tenants with surnames ending in Vitch. Gordon puts a drop on each finger. You never know no? He could drop in at any time. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:09am Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:50pm:
Anybody for a bun? In for a penny, dear. They say the pounds take care of themselves, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:14am
You'd 'pound' a bachi, eh, Carny?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:15am Mr Hammer wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:50pm:
Is Mr. Hammer buying or selling? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:15am Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2021 at 11:45pm:
A gets engorged at the very thought, dear. Homo, Five Fingers, three drops and you're in. Five and you're worth a fist. Aussie Aussie Aussie, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:17am
Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:17am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Oh, buying. No, selling. Look, with material this good, who cares? Yes, we have no bananas, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:21am
You cheapen yourself, Carny, when you throw your lot in with that spaz, Laff.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:37pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:17am:
That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:39pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:21am:
Now now, Homo, some of my best friends are spazzes. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:55pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:57pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:37pm:
Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 5:35pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:57pm:
Send a couple Gordon's way, Laugh. He can use them to chloroform his tenants. He's got his eye on a Laotion with a surname ending in Vitch. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 5:38pm
Rhino can sort them out when you're done, dear.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 5:47pm
While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.
Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 7:04pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 5:47pm:
Yadda's not an animal, Laugh. Still, Gordon's going to have to use the whip on him. Yadda's stench is getting into the floorboards. The Vitches are complaining again. It might be worth sending Rhino in. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 7:16pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 12:57pm:
I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 1st, 2021 at 7:43pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 7:16pm:
It's true, A. Maybe Laugh should ask Sore End for one of his pocket handkerchiefs. Shurely shome mishtake, no? Quite so. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 8:00pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 7:04pm:
Yadda's not an animal .... yet. But he's evolving from his current state of cretinous wretchedness with the help of AiA, chief of the sphincter-stretching bureau at Chez Gordon. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has cornered the market on the lotion and potion and is gathering his stocks in 45-gallon drums and dipping his associates headfirst into the drums to beautify them and silence their pitiful pleas and bleating. AiA has become a human sheepdog rounding up Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's associates and penning them in Chez Gordon to await the beneficence of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 1st, 2021 at 8:16pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 7:16pm:
So Laff would be very happy in India? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 8:59pm Gordon wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 8:16pm:
I think he would be happy returning to the land of his ancestors. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:14pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 8:59pm:
There are many that wish that Banana-fingers Haji Gordon would return to the land of his ancestors instead of living on stolen land at Chez Gordon. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:37pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:14pm:
You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:47pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:37pm:
To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon keeps inviting me to meet him behind the sheds at Bondi. He must be smoking Bondi cigars. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:49pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:47pm:
You prefer the public toilets of Harris Park? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:51pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:49pm:
I will have to decline AiA's invitation. I don't need my sphincter stretched thank you. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:52pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:47pm:
Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph. Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:55pm Gordon wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:52pm:
Laff isn't used to a functioning toilet, Gordon. Keep him away from the kid's sandbox. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:57pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:55pm:
As long as Aussie is there, bag at ready should be fine. Aussie knows his schit. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:59pm Gordon wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:57pm:
He is a proper Shitspert. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 10:12pm AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:55pm:
The Chez Gordon kid's sandbox is sphincter-stretcher AiA's personal dumping ground? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 1st, 2021 at 10:18pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1st, 2021 at 10:20pm Gordon wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:57pm:
Yadda is currently wearing the bag over his head waiting for Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to treat him with Vulva makeup. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 8:00pm:
True, but Haji Gordon's vulva lotion sales are through the roof, dear. Best to give credit where credit's due. Whoever would have thought such a minor product placement on Freediver's Freeeeeeedom warehouse would result in such a marketing coup, but that's the Canadian Yid for you. Slick. Cunning. Good for a sale. Just think, a backyard concoction like Five-finger's Vulva Juice only needs a couple of sack-wearing, infirm suckers like Yadda to go viral. It's genius. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:33am AiA wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:37pm:
He can, A. You just ring the buzzer and hope Madame Vitch let's you in. She might be Laotian, but she's tough as nails. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:38am
There are those that say that Banana-fingers Haji Gordon could benefit from being dipped head-first into a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics if indeed AiA has finished the project of stretching Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's sphincter.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:39am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1st, 2021 at 9:47pm:
Me too. I wouldn't bother, dear. He tries to get you to groom his back hair. He's too cheap to pay for a wax a Chez Gordon's. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Frank on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:53am Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21am:
Behold, two pakis speaking in tongues. It's the paki version of the Pat & Mike cross-talk act of yesteryear. A boon of letting in any riff-raff... er. .. of non-discerning immigration policy. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 2:44am
Their writing even looks like pigdin.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:42am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 2:44am:
All writing looks like pidgin to Mr. Hammer except the nonsense on the back of public toilet doors, especially at Chez Gordon. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:58am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:42am:
Does Laugh play his vulva-zela by ear or can he read music? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:58am:
Evidently, the practice of sphincter-stretching has broadened AiA's mind and vista and he can now photoshop vaginas onto any object. Wait for the one photoshopped onto Yadda's head. No, AiA has already done that surgically. AiA has a library of hundreds of thousands of vagina photos for his personal enjoyment while being a surreptitious, mysterious, deviant, lodger at Chez Gordon. It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members is being brought back into society by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon. The next development for professor AiA will be bringing animal husbandry to the masses using Yadda as a Guinea pig starting with live demonstrations. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:41pm Frank wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:53am:
We let you in, old boy. Shurely shome mishtake, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 2:31pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
Yes, but Yadda is already considerably profitable to Gordon as an attraction at Chez Gordon's, Laugh. People from far and wide come to marvel at his deformed protrusions and hideous stench. Is there any way he can be cured without losing his crowd-drawing appeal? Gordon needs to put food on the table too, you know. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:15pm
Yadda has a stage name for live show animal acts at Chez Gordon.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:35pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:15pm:
Well, I hope Sore End, bearded lady, is part of the act. I'd want to see them all. He bends over, coughs, and his bowels fall out of his anus. Fun for all the family, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:38pm
STOP THE BOATS.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 10:59pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 10:59pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:00pm AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
Good ole days! Last Tuesday? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ye Grappler on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:04pm AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:58am:
That's a cXXt of a thing to play on someone!! |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:06pm AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
AiA should check his own birth records very carefully and correlate them with his family's lodger record. Given AiA's tendency to attach himself to Chez Gordon as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's own lodger one doesn't need to scratch grooves in one's cranium to wonder whether AiA hasn't fallen far from the tree. Does Banana-fingers Haji Gordon buy AiA's dinner or eat AiA's lunch at the Chez Gordon lodgings? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ye Grappler on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm
Anyway - the idea of using makeup on dar pussy is ridiculous... real men like it up close and personal.... none of that guff..
"'til she started peeling off her onion gook, Took off her wig and said 'How do I look? I was high flyin'.. bare naked... Out the window.." - Bob Dylan. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:00pm:
Laugh has a new book coming out entitled, "Tuesdays with Mother" |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:13pm AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm:
Based on AiA's existence as a lodger at Chez Gordon? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:19pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:13pm:
No, based on your experience in the dunny ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:20pm Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:04pm:
Yes, but it is music to Laugh's ears ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:30pm
Laff and his mum play 'Bacha Bazi' on Tuesdays.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:31pm AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:20pm:
AiA sings for his supper, dances to accordion music and performs unspeakable acts to demonstrate his devotion to Banana-fingers Haji Gordon in front of bored and dozy associates which were all wishing AiA had a real job that required him to be somewhere other than Chez Gordon. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon doesn't even respond to AiA's pathetic, groveling, acts of obeisance. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon just wants AiA to be a good lodger. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:40pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:30pm:
and a good time is had by all |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:40pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:49pm
Mumsy lets Laff wear her burqa.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:52pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:49pm:
and Daddy can't tell the difference ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:54pm
Well, everyone sort of looks the same from behind.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 12:03am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:54pm:
fair point ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:01am
AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon.
Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:53am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:01am:
LTYC, is your pussy nice and white? ;D |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:56am Bobby. wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:53am:
Yes. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is my pussy. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:29am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:01am:
Yadda may need to be euthanased in line with the toxic waste criteria of the Boarder's and Lodger's Act (social deviance). A hessian bag only holds them for so long. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:29am Bobby. wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:53am:
They're all pink inside, Bobby. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:54am
Karnal,
is your pussy nice and white? ;D |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 1:14pm
Bobby's horizons have been broadened after AiA stretched Bobby's sphincter at Chez Gordon Sphincter Stretching Bureau.
Bobby now has 'two-way traffic' signs tattooed on both his arse cheeks. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Cu Chulainn on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 6:46pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:29am:
Are you sure? Have you asked a pathologist? Pink people kinda lose their pinkness when dead, I wonder if that's internal as well? I'm afraid the best be could say definitively at the moment is "They're possibly all pink inside, Bobby. " edit: It's also safe to say there are few I've "graffitied" white. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 6:53pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 1:14pm:
LTYC, Monk's forum is the place for gay talk - not here - Ozpolitic is for real men. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 7:16pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 6:53pm:
Bobby, thanks for the invitation to discuss your perversions elsewhere. However, I must decline to protect my mental health. Bobby, darling, Ozpolitic denizens do not want a ball by ball narrative of your peccadilloes. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 7:30pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 7:16pm:
Monk is waiting for your perverted chit chat. Go there. ;D |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 7:32pm LTYC's white pussy, |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:02pm
Anal stretching is nothing to be ashamed of, Bobby. Some of our best friends can shelve a hessian bagful of rotting tumours.
I'm told one just has to squat and relax. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:04pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:02pm:
Karnal, How's ya white pussy? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:07pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 7:16pm:
Bobby Darling is just trying to be polite, dear. Touch him, feel him, love him. It beats having Sore End's false teeth biting you when you're putting his sphincter in a vice and he can't pronounce his safe word. Shurely shome mishtake, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mjölnir on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:10pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:04pm:
Shiromi koneko, hmmmm. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:11pm
Karnal,
your gay talk would be really appreciated over at Mong's forum. I bet Monk would sign you up in a flash. You could be with other people just like you. :) |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:15pm
Be careful that Laugh doesn't offer to prune your boscage, Bobby.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:17pm AiA wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:15pm:
Imagine meeting that freak in a dark alley? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:19pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 8:17pm:
If you do meet Laugh in a dark alley, just slap his pussy. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:06pm AiA wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:19pm:
My 'pussy' is Banana-fingers Haji Gordon. Slap him to your heart's content. AiA has already stretched his sphincter. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:13pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:06pm:
Are you still wanting a son? If so, Bobby is "willing" ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:21pm AiA wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:13pm:
Is AiA confessing to human trafficking? Bobby is on the market? Has Banana-fingers Haji Gordon dispensed with Bobby's services and cast him out? If Bobby is sold and frog-marched elsewhere, who will manage the gumboot hire booth at Chez Gordon? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:32pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:21pm:
Bobby is always on the market ... to the lowest bidder. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:43pm AiA wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 10:32pm:
Has Satan and his agent Banana-fingers Haji Gordon released Bobby from Satan's service? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:51pm
FLIP
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:52pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:43pm:
It is said that Satan's Semen is ice-cold. Bobby? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:58pm AiA wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:52pm:
Go to Monk's poofter forum for poofter talk. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:00am Bobby. wrote on Jun 3rd, 2021 at 11:58pm:
It is evident that Satan has not released Bobby. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:03am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:00am:
No one leaves Satan's Coven with his vulva intact. Sorry, Babs. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:09am AiA wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:03am:
Not that there's ...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw6XdNAgyww |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:31am
Bobby, you are a greedy person. You have had many outings and now you are touting for another one.
Has the Vulva cosmetics at Chez Gordon captured your fancy? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:33am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:31am:
Bobby outing himself is like the cigarette smoker who has quit 258 times ... and counting. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:48am
You guys sound a bit gay to me. :-[
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:29am
Lowest bidder.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:41am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:29am:
Mr. Hammer declares himself the lowest bidder in a move to acquire Bobby's services. Mr. Hammer is in Satan's service himself. Mr. Hammer will have to take over Bobby's gumboot hire business at Chez Gordon if he gets the nod from Satan. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:45am
Hi LTYC,
how's ya pussy? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:49am Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:45am:
My pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is not in good shape since Bobby fingered him. Bobby, darling, have you been released from Satan's service? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:52am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:49am:
Don't call me darling - you poof. :-[ |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:57am Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:52am:
Don't call me darling - you poof. :-[/quote] Now now, Bobby, there's nothing wrong with it, nothing at all. Feel free to submit to your overwhelming desire for Gordon's Vulva Juice. At 3 easy payments of $19.99, for a limited time only, it's a steal. He's giving it away, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:59am Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Gordon is a real man not a pussy. ;D |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:09pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:49am:
Bobby has a Master, known to all as the great I Am AKA Dear One AKA It_is_the_light. He goes by a number of IdEnTiTiEs and psedenyms, such as it is as it were so be it. He is in our every breath. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:13pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:09pm:
Karnal has another name too. It could be Chimp_Logic https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?action=viewprofile;username=Chimp_Logic |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:19pm
My pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is offended by Bobby's fingering of him and demands justice.
Bobby's master, Satan has granted my pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon, the right to a bitch-slapping duel with Bobby after which my pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon, will demand the right to finger the unconscious Bobby. The bitch-slapping duel will be held behind the Bondi sheds which are a region of hell frequented by near naked men playing kettleballs while other older men watch them. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:23pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:19pm:
LTYC, Quote:
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:51pm
Bobby, I reject your application to become my disciple.
Satan has not yet released you from servitude. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:53pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:51pm:
Bubba is waiting for you in jail: |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:55pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:53pm:
Is Bobby Bubba's wife or husband? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:59pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:55pm:
He's your cell mate. You can call him Daddy. ;D |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 1:25pm
Bobby is a-'dick'-ted.
Bobby has demonstrated that Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's Vulva cosmetics are addictive and toxic. Bobby should not have dunked himself in that 45-gallon drum of My pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's Vulva cosmetics in the hope of improving his face. Bobby has gone manic posting at 100 posts a second as his tiny brain shrivels from the toxins. Bobby's wretched plight should be a warning to the cretinous wretch Yadda who has been begging to be dunked in Vulva cosmetics. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 2:04pm
Bobby the bottom bidder.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 2:18pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 2:04pm:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's 'My Pussy' brand Vulva cosmetics has exposed Mr. Hammer as an a-'dick'-ted user. [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif] |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 4:27pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 2:04pm:
LTYC actually likes Bubba. :) |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:26pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:51pm:
No no, Laugh, you are in his every stool. It_is_the_light, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:34pm
Urdu is such an ugly looking language.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:35pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 12:19pm:
You really must try fingering a Boong, Laugh. It's to die for, and not racist. Gordon nearly married one once. Okay, she was a Persian princess, but he took her home to meet Mother. Gordon also has a Curry lodger with a surname ending in Vitch. You see? Not racist. The dick-slapping's just for kicks, you know. Anyone for tennis? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:35pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:43pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 4:27pm:
We all do, Bobby, we all do. There's nothing like it. Once you've tried black there's no going back, no? To die for. Give up ageing white cadavers like Yadda, dear, they rot the brain. What you want is a nice jolly peach, fully ripe, fully noir. Just stay away from Chez Gordon's. His all have the clap. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:44pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:43pm:
All? No - only you and LTYC want to meet Bubba. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:46pm
Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Cu Chulainn on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:02pm
Do vulvae kiss when they makeup?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:08pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:44pm:
I do believe in the importance of good hygiene, dear. I've always said, cleanliness is next to Godliness, no? Now if you don't mind, I'd like a good scrub. Oh dear, I've dropped my bar of Palmolive Gold. Pick it up for me, will you, Bobby? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:15pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:08pm:
Sure - why not? Here's your bar of soap. :) |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:16pm Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:02pm:
Dunno, Set - is your pussy nice and white? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:16pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:46pm:
We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei? The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre. Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia. The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:19pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:15pm:
Saucy. While you're down there, Bobby... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Cu Chulainn on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:20pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 6:34pm:
I'm interested to know what you mean by ugly. Is it the written form or how it sounds, perhaps their verbs are not... conjugal enough. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:28pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:16pm:
Only the fur, dear. Miss Slokum was a good ten minutes late on Tuesday. She said she had to shave her pussy. It's the season, you see. Fur balls. She said the best thing to do is shave it all off. Miss Slokum read about it in the magazines, you know. They're saying all the big celebrities are doing it. Personally, I don't know why they bother. The poor thing always gets a rash. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:32pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:28pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9KqigbdJw |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:34pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:19pm:
Don't get any ideas. ;D |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:34pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:34pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Cu Chulainn on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:36pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:16pm:
Yes Bobby it is, as have they all, shiromi koneko(white meat kitties). |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:38pm
Indians prefer a white pussy
https://youtu.be/9wy3rcJ8sco |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:40pm
What does the voice over at the end say, freshness to the Curry?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:40pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:16pm:
Translation anyone? Something about haling a tuk-tuk? Arranging a back, sack and crack? Public defecation? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Cu Chulainn on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:44pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:40pm:
I can but it will probably still make as much sense as it does now. == Silly old poof: We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei? -He's being pedantic about the word "soda" and at the same time making out you are Andrei, a former GMod. Silly old poof: The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre. -Another aside to Andrei so totally meaningless, just letting the self ejaculate run over his tongue. Silly old poof: Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia. The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no? -Surely you can see where this is going? -K has nothing so he is visiting the sins of others upon you. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:46pm Gordon wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:38pm:
Karnal prefers vindaloo sauce. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:01pm
Surely someone must know some pigdin.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Setanta on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:22pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:01pm:
I can pretend! K say Hammer belonga Andrei. K say Andrei belonga Hammer. K say much much. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Bobby. on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:37pm Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:36pm:
That's good to know. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:37pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:38pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:39pm Setanta wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:22pm:
Aw, right! Thanks for that, Set. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:45pm Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:44pm:
An aimless and meaningless drunken rant from Ozpolitic's Rip Van Winkle. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:47pm
What does Karnal mean by 'too buku'?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:45pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:46pm:
Something cool and wet on Karnal's vulva will relieve the irritation from the Vindaloo. Hammer, is your tongue available? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:58pm
Can I have pappadoms?
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by rhino on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:01pm Setanta wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 8:22pm:
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:04pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 9:58pm:
All you can eat |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:06pm AiA wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:04pm:
and as a side, you can enjoy Karnal's signature dish: bacterial vaginosis |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by rhino on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:08pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:08pm
I'd be like Shiva but with many tongues instead of arms.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:10pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:08pm:
and Karnal would worship you as a God ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:14pm
I'd play Karnal like a sitar.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:22pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:14pm:
Stop or you will make Bobby jealous |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:22pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:34pm:
No, you offered. You said, here's your bar of soap, Karnal. Most kind of you. You even foamed it up. Now I wouldn't mind, if you please, a little scrub. I expect all my extremities to be right as rain by Monday morning. I have an inspection, you see. I need everything, so to speak, lickety split. Get down, Bobby. You go, girl. I expect to feel suitably pleasured. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:26pm
Bobby'd be like a truffle pig.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:27pm Gordon wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:40pm:
Oh, for God's sake, cut the krap. You're intact, we get that. You can't handle a bit of paneer? What is it with you people? WE GREW HERE YOU FLEW HERE. I trust that puts the matter to rest. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:29pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:14pm:
You'd play Karnal like a Hohner mouth organ, dear. If you want my advice, learn to stop blowing and use your tongue a bit more. But that's just moi. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:32pm
I can circulate my breathing.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:34pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:26pm:
Now you are getting Laugh excited. He likes nothing better than a good piece of pulled pork ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:36pm
Bobby'd be the cream in the Oreo.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:39pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:36pm:
Are you black, Hammer? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:39pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:40pm:
No, dear, something about our jolly train seats being sacrosanct. You wouldn't understand. If I, a civilised Granville resident, wish to travel to Penrith upon a NSW Govt. train carriage, I should have every right to do so without Jaarpie vermin like Andrei polluting our good seats. I would think a fellow Western Sydney resident would feel the same, but if not, no worries. You continue to cloak yourself in the appropriate PPE. I, for one, will continue to refuse to do so, but that's just silly old moi. Tu? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:41pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:32pm:
What are you? A Boong? Don't be ridiculous. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 4th, 2021 at 11:07pm AiA wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:39pm:
Bobby the bottom between Karnal and Laff. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 4th, 2021 at 11:13pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 11:07pm:
Ah, Bobby enjoying a "prostate orgasm" ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 11:23pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 7:40pm:
No, something about letting someone in who refuses to pay his train fines - because our train cops are tinted. Can you imagine? Our very own Sydney Rail Inspectors. Those who collect our tickets, those who keep us safe. Now, I don't know about you, Homo, but what sort of white trash gets to decide which cops he'll take his feet off the seats for? You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 4th, 2021 at 11:31pm AiA wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 10:34pm:
We all do, A, we all do. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy. It's just good manours. Bobby had to shave it - fur balls, you see, but I'm sure you'll agree. Every good boy deserves fruit, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ajax on Jun 5th, 2021 at 10:45am
brunch anyone..........?!
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 5th, 2021 at 1:14pm
Perhaps the Ozpolitic sad wretch Yadda could choose surgery instead of being dunked head-first into a 45-gallon drum of Chez Gordon brand Vulva cosmetics.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 5th, 2021 at 6:27pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4th, 2021 at 11:31pm:
I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 6th, 2021 at 12:45am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 5th, 2021 at 1:14pm:
Removing the head would be an act of mercy, dear. I can take over the Bible-verse posting if it makes things any easier. You? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 6th, 2021 at 12:48am AiA wrote on Jun 5th, 2021 at 6:27pm:
Indeed. I've decided to go with Gordon's Vulva Juice. At three easy payments of $19.99, it's a steal. Now, I'll need Monday morning off to shave my pussy. Are you free, Miss Brahms? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 6th, 2021 at 12:49am Ajax wrote on Jun 5th, 2021 at 10:45am:
Miam miam. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 6th, 2021 at 9:45am
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 6th, 2021 at 9:49am Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6th, 2021 at 12:48am:
Forget Gordon's juice, Karnal. Vaginal steaming is the way to go - you will come out feeling as tight and clean as a virgin. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 6th, 2021 at 3:50pm
Oh, I tried that when my pussy came down with a cold. I put it under a towel to steam with some Fryer's Balsam. The poor thing came out drenched.
You do know they hate getting wet. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 6th, 2021 at 10:30pm
You could always use my ears as pedals.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 7th, 2021 at 1:24pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6th, 2021 at 12:48am:
Just a bit off the sides please. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 7th, 2021 at 1:39pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 7th, 2021 at 1:24pm:
And long at the back, eh? But of course. Business at the front, no? We'll have you looking like Jimmy Barnes circa 1984 in no time, dear. And will sir be having a perm? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 7th, 2021 at 1:40pm AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2021 at 9:49am:
Oh, I can't wait. Bright and shiny and new, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 8th, 2021 at 8:05am
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 19th, 2021 at 7:17am
I love eating out tinted moot.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:04pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 7:17am:
Is Banana-fingers Haji Gordon rancid, encrusted, sphincter out of stock behind the sheds at Bondi? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:07pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
LoL laugh posting about bumholes, yet again. You should live in India with Aussie. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:09pm Gordon wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:07pm:
No vacancies? Chez Gordon is full of arseholes? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm:
At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by IanPashen on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:00pm
When MrsM works under the big top she makes her vulva sweet to seduce the likes of Mr Pashen, Mr Pratt and the chocolate man.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:07pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:07pm Gordon wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 12:07pm:
Old cab smell. Yummy. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:08pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
I can't imagine where you lost your anal virginity ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:10pm AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:08pm:
Dancing for men in Peshawar. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:12pm AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:08pm:
He's Aussie's chiral twin, the mind boggles. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:32pm
They played a game when they were kids where Laff pretended to be the Raj while Aussie pulled him around in a billy cart made to look like a tuk-tuk.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:50pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:32pm:
At their birthday parties they played pin the hand on the retard. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 19th, 2021 at 5:04pm Gordon wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:50pm:
They knew John Smith when they were kids? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 20th, 2021 at 1:39am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:10pm:
and to the highest bidder ... his arsehole couldn't have been worth more than a few rupees anyway ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 20th, 2021 at 1:58pm AiA wrote on Jun 20th, 2021 at 1:39am:
However, he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ajax on Jun 20th, 2021 at 2:17pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6th, 2021 at 12:49am:
One hair can tow a ship........... ;D :D ;) :) |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art. Divine. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 5:23pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art. Divine. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 5:26pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 2:10pm:
No, dear, Rooty Hill. Mother's neighbours know how to throw a bash, no? Any goat meat this year? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 10:57pm
New neighbours. ASIO, the AFP and or the NSW Police must have got on to our middle eastern friends. On the plus side, the grape vine is looking awesome.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 10:57pm:
What kind of Aussie grows a grape vine on his mother's fence? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm
I'm not Australian I'm persona non gratia.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 3:29am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Your genital warts are the problem |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:21am AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 3:29am:
Karnal likes the texture. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Ye Grappler on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 1:04pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm:
Dark Town Strutters Ball - or in the case of Laughing Boy the Dark Town Stutters Ball... no offence to the physically disabled.... it's a mental situation for him... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 5:37pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Ah. Latin, are you? A dirty wog? What happened to Welsh? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 7:58pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:21am:
They taste a bit like mussels. Not bad in a red sauce. Much nicer than Y's boils. Gordon had a minor riot on his hands the last time he tried serving up that. Stick to the landlording, Gordon. Leave the catering to the experts, dear. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Gordon on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 8:25pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm:
That was such a night to remember, right up until the effect of the oysters kicked in when you and Laugh started trying to turkey slap Bobby and Cods. Your ban is in effect for another year, but try to remember, Karnal, what's OK in your gay clubs in Bangkok is not cool at CGs. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 8:57pm Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 8:25pm:
In my masturbatory memory I can still see Karnal dancing like a hairier version of Sade. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
That's the instruction manual to her vibe. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:
Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=fbcmapntv-20&ascsubtag=pfb-NTA-P11-V01-O3-5zazpf-AMZ1Z2&fbclid=IwAR1LdB4yP1b-yU2jxXLipOItPLcuX65psGQodGFmv0zYzUsR7oznZ08ogDA Pickle.jpg (38 KB | 3
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:50pm AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:
Is that the Hulk's finger? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:02pm AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:
He's got you there, Gordon, the jig's up. You fished this out of a Boong, A, admit it. You found her limping off a bus in Dubbo. I hope she survived having Gordon's gangrenous finger pulled out of her, poor thing, it's been nearly twenty years. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:06pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:50pm:
I'll have you know Gordon's intact, Homo. The disease only effects the digits they use to count money, no? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:37pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:50pm:
Karnal can only wish ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm
I've got the Hulk's tongue.
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:47pm AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:
I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:50pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:
Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy! |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:53pm AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:50pm:
Karny can use my ears as pedals. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:56pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:53pm:
Be careful! It doesn't matter how strong your tongue is: Karnal She-Hulk’s vaginal muscles alone, if she were to orgasm, would be enough to earn you a trip to the E.R and you might even lose your head. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:59pm AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:56pm:
I'd be happy if giving Karny multiples was my last act on planet Earth. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 24th, 2021 at 12:04am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:59pm:
You think you are the man who can send her to Happyland? I suspect she needs a threesome to get there ... |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 24th, 2021 at 12:36am AiA wrote on Jun 24th, 2021 at 12:04am:
Now where's Mothra? |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by AiA on Jun 24th, 2021 at 1:58am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 24th, 2021 at 12:36am:
Lisa Jones called her a predatory, insatiable lesbian so you won't be needed to get Karnal's vaginal contractions started, Hammer. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 24th, 2021 at 7:57am AiA wrote on Jun 24th, 2021 at 1:58am:
All star jam. |
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Title: Re: Vulva makeup Post by Karnal on Jun 25th, 2021 at 12:10pm
Now now, some of my best friends have fingers.
Not racist. |
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