This is, apparently, a thing

I'd love to get inside Cara Delevingne’s vagina tunnel

Vulva decor: is Cara Delevingne’s vagina tunnel the start of something big?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/24/vulva-decor-is-cara-delevingnes-vagina-tunnel-the-start-of-something-big

If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?

They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 10:19am:

They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.

Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?

Gordon wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 8:52am:

If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter? Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?

Oh yeah, he'd be wondering ...

AiA wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 10:34am:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am: They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves. Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?

Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole.

Gordon wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 8:52am:

If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter? Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?

Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter.

It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no?

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 1:35pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am: If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter? Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering? Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no?

I would have thought you would be a proponent of diversity. What would it take for old poof teachers that rodger conscripts with an SLR(No, not a camera) to be allowed in. No harm in a bit of your mate Bob's rifle in it , init? I mean he's almost your uncle!

You?

Setanta wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 7:01pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:35pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am: If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter? Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering? Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no? I would have thought you would be a proponent of diversity. What would it take for old poof teachers that rodger conscripts with an SLR(No, not a camera) to be allowed in. No harm in a bit of your mate Bob's rifle in it , init? I mean he's almost your uncle! You?

Karnal's Pakistani.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 7:55pm:

Setanta wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 7:01pm: Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:35pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am: If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter? Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering? Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no? I would have thought you would be a proponent of diversity. What would it take for old poof teachers that rodger conscripts with an SLR(No, not a camera) to be allowed in. No harm in a bit of your mate Bob's rifle in it , init? I mean he's almost your uncle! You? Karnal's Pakistani.

Don't tell me he only has one!?  He should be allowed two if only one has a baton and the other is a bachi.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 1:09pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am: They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves. Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh? Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole.

No, his Male G-spot needs no further stimulation if his behaviour on this board is an indication ...

AiA wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 10:35pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:09pm: AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am: They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves. Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh? Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole. No, his Male G-spot needs no further stimulation if his behaviour on this board is an indication ...

He loves the ferocity with which Karnal fists him.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25^th, 2021 at 11:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:35pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:09pm: AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am: They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves. Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh? Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole. No, his Male G-spot needs no further stimulation if his behaviour on this board is an indication ... He loves the ferocity with which Karnal fists him.

Karnal can have it: Laugh's anal cave is a gas giant

Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 26^th, 2021 at 8:48am:

Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay.

Have you supposedly 100% straight males ever wondered why you spend so much time babbbling on about what you imagine are gay sex acts?

Ayn Marx wrote on Jun 26^th, 2021 at 4:49pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 26th, 2021 at 8:48am: Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay. Have you supposedly 100% straight males ever wondered why you spend so much time babbbling on about what you imagine are gay sex acts?

Who is imagining gay sex acts?

Ayn Marx wrote on Jun 26^th, 2021 at 4:49pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 26th, 2021 at 8:48am: Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay. Have you supposedly 100% straight males ever wondered why you spend so much time babbbling on about what you imagine are gay sex acts?

Ah.

Hey Karnal, what did the tradie actually say when you asked him to make your front doorway look like a Thai rentboys bum?

Little bit of cunning hair plucking... a tattoo or two across the sensitive regions... perhaps a little Hitler moustache.. a high class Audrey Hepburn hat on top, bit of nip and tuck and plastic surgery and maybe some  botox to stiffen and tighten a few wrinkles - and away you go....

Ayn Marx wrote on Jun 26^th, 2021 at 4:49pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 26th, 2021 at 8:48am: Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay. Have you supposedly 100% straight males ever wondered why you spend so much time babbbling on about what you imagine are gay sex acts?

Some of them do sound very poofy Ayn.   :-[

Bobby. wrote on Jun 27^th, 2021 at 1:21pm:

Ayn Marx wrote on Jun 26th, 2021 at 4:49pm: [quote author=Mr_Hammer link=1624542055/13#13 date=1624661294]Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay. Have you supposedly 100% straight males ever wondered why you spend so much time babbbling on about what you imagine are gay sex acts?

Some of them do sound very poofy Ayn.   :-[/quote]

You'd know.